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2012-10-01 09:45:53 AM
Is that Dave Grohl?
 
2012-10-01 09:52:12 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: Is that Dave Grohl?


His hat helps keep out Courtney Love's insanity.
 
2012-10-01 10:42:17 AM
Tin foil hat is the evolutionism Atheists use to boost efficiency of their wireless network in the 2.6 Ghz frequency.
 
2012-10-01 11:23:41 AM
Silly Dave, go make another record.
 
2012-10-01 12:45:26 PM
Isn't this really old news? I could swear I read about some experiment or other ages ago....
 
2012-10-01 12:50:54 PM
Ah: 2005.

Damned if I can find the relative Fark thread.

Nope, wait, found it. At least where I recall it from. Don't think there was a specific thread; I'm just remembering the comment.

Still: old old news.
 
2012-10-01 12:56:13 PM

Godscrack: Silly Dave, go make another record.


Or stop drinking so much coffee.

Either way, now we know the whole tinfoil hat thing is a sham, designed by the Bildeberg Group to keep tabs on those they deem "too dangerous" to be controlled by conventional means. By keeping them in a constant state of paranoia, they cannot think, therefore their subjugation is complete.
 
2012-10-01 12:58:58 PM
mtv.mtvnimages.com

Yo dawg, I heard you like tinfoil hats. So I got you a tinfoil hat for your tinfoil hat. 
 
2012-10-01 01:01:06 PM
Gotta be a tin-foil yulmulke or else they'll know you're hiding your thoughts.
 
2012-10-01 01:04:19 PM
You gotta wear the hat with the dull side out! The shiny side will reflect your thoughts back into your head, thereby foiling (sorry) the machinations of your enemies.
 
2012-10-01 01:06:57 PM
This is why I use aluminum foil instead.
 
2012-10-01 01:07:20 PM
This type of thing is why they don't let me on the university grounds anymore.
 
2012-10-01 01:15:11 PM
You said tinfoil hat twice.

That makes three. I wonder if this works like Betlegeuse.
 
2012-10-01 01:18:53 PM
I use a Faraday cage.
 
2012-10-01 01:19:03 PM
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-01 01:25:12 PM
They release this "news" story every few years, just because they think that those of us who really know what's going on in this country will believe it. What horseshiat - Knowing what we know, we won't believe their lies.

Of course, they've got a ludicrous, dunce-cap photo of a 'tin-foil' cap. It's just like everything else - when they see something that scares them, they pretend to be dismissive - like people smart enough to protect ourselves from the encroaching technological enslavement are just fools.

Our hats DON'T look like that - they're svelt, and effective. Chances are, there's someone near you wearing one right now - but you can't see it, or it's so well-done you think it's just a hat. (PFs (protected and free) always hide, except when we gather in secret. If they know we're protected from them, they'll just try to tear the hats from our heads and give us a short burst of high-power waves to attack our frontal cortexes. Haha! We know better..)

So I will continue to keep my high-quality (and stylish, mind you) advanced RDWB (radiowaveblocker) on at all times - and, yes, I will wear two at dawn and dusk, when radio waves travel more freely through the atmosphere. Not that I expect you all to understand - you just believe what your masters tell you, instead of looking at the evidence and science and realizing what's really happening in this world.

See, unlike the rest of you, I HAVEN'T had my thoughts controlled, which is why I don't believe this garbage.

I'm sure you think I'm joking, or crazy... "Crazy." That's what they called Jesus, Galileo, George Washington - and Alex Jones when he first said that 9/11 was an inside job. (You all agree that's true, right? They haven't brainwashed you all THAT much yet? Dear God, I hope not).

But, really, I feel sad for you guys - you don't Realize you've been brainwashed. I wish I could open your eyes, help you see the truth... So you could be autonomous and free like me, instead of just another mindless slave. But how do I do that? You've been trained to immediately dismiss those of us in the know, so that you don't even consider the awful truth. I know you probably won't believe me.

I just wish you would.
 
2012-10-01 01:39:07 PM
We should interview Central Park Elmo, and see what he has to say about this.
 
2012-10-01 01:47:06 PM
markc1.typepad.com
 
2012-10-01 01:48:17 PM
Sure, that's what they want you to think.
 
2012-10-01 01:57:01 PM
The tinfoil hat protects you from the Bilderburg satellites, but it increases your vulnerability to the Reptiloid mind rays coming from the center of the earth.
 
2012-10-01 01:59:09 PM
THIS IS AN OUTAGE!!
 
2012-10-01 02:05:38 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Is that Dave Grohl?


Wow... I thought I would come into this thread to say something unique and funny, and I find it as the very Weeners...

/get out of my head!
 
2012-10-01 02:07:45 PM

david_gaithersburg: This is why I use aluminum foil instead.



That's just it, they tested aluminum foil, not tin.

/and that's what they were hoping you wouldn't notice
 
2012-10-01 02:08:55 PM
Well, this lead hat makes my neck hurt.
 
2012-10-01 02:09:35 PM

offmymeds: You gotta wear the hat with the dull side out! The shiny side will reflect your thoughts back into your head, thereby foiling (sorry) the machinations of your enemies.


That only protects you from passive scanners. The MIT researchers were stated to have used two layers of foil, presumably one shiny side in to reflect the thoughts down towards the shoes, but also one shiny side out in order to prevent any mind-control satellites from beaming their instructions into your cranium.

Of course, the fact that you're now focusing your own thought waves into your shoes just means that the receivers in your shoes are getting a much better signal that they can then transmit to those cunning placed receivers outside that look just like used gum...
 
2012-10-01 02:10:14 PM

reillan: thismomentinblackhistory: Is that Dave Grohl?

Wow... I thought I would come into this thread to say something unique and funny, and I find it as the very Weeners...

/get out of my head!


sigh...
 
2012-10-01 02:13:06 PM

sweatybronson: They release this "news" story every few years, just because they think that those of us who really know what's going on in this country will believe it. What horseshiat - Knowing what we know, we won't believe their lies.

Of course, they've got a ludicrous, dunce-cap photo of a 'tin-foil' cap. It's just like everything else - when they see something that scares them, they pretend to be dismissive - like people smart enough to protect ourselves from the encroaching technological enslavement are just fools.

Our hats DON'T look like that - they're svelt, and effective. Chances are, there's someone near you wearing one right now - but you can't see it, or it's so well-done you think it's just a hat. (PFs (protected and free) always hide, except when we gather in secret. If they know we're protected from them, they'll just try to tear the hats from our heads and give us a short burst of high-power waves to attack our frontal cortexes. Haha! We know better..)

So I will continue to keep my high-quality (and stylish, mind you) advanced RDWB (radiowaveblocker) on at all times - and, yes, I will wear two at dawn and dusk, when radio waves travel more freely through the atmosphere. Not that I expect you all to understand - you just believe what your masters tell you, instead of looking at the evidence and science and realizing what's really happening in this world.

See, unlike the rest of you, I HAVEN'T had my thoughts controlled, which is why I don't believe this garbage.

I'm sure you think I'm joking, or crazy... "Crazy." That's what they called Jesus, Galileo, George Washington - and Alex Jones when he first said that 9/11 was an inside job. (You all agree that's true, right? They haven't brainwashed you all THAT much yet? Dear God, I hope not).

But, really, I feel sad for you guys - you don't Realize you've been brainwashed. I wish I could open your eyes, help you see the truth... So you could be autonomous and free like me, instead of just another m ...


assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2012-10-01 02:14:30 PM
community.us.playstation.com
 
2012-10-01 02:16:57 PM

Godscrack: Silly Dave, go make another record.


He's all about the hits.
 
2012-10-01 02:20:34 PM

sweatybronson: They release this "news" story every few years, just because they think that those of us who really know what's going on in this country will believe it. What horseshiat - Knowing what we know, we won't believe their lies.

Of course, they've got a ludicrous, dunce-cap photo of a 'tin-foil' cap. It's just like everything else - when they see something that scares them, they pretend to be dismissive - like people smart enough to protect ourselves from the encroaching technological enslavement are just fools.

Our hats DON'T look like that - they're svelt, and effective. Chances are, there's someone near you wearing one right now - but you can't see it, or it's so well-done you think it's just a hat. (PFs (protected and free) always hide, except when we gather in secret. If they know we're protected from them, they'll just try to tear the hats from our heads and give us a short burst of high-power waves to attack our frontal cortexes. Haha! We know better..)

So I will continue to keep my high-quality (and stylish, mind you) advanced RDWB (radiowaveblocker) on at all times - and, yes, I will wear two at dawn and dusk, when radio waves travel more freely through the atmosphere. Not that I expect you all to understand - you just believe what your masters tell you, instead of looking at the evidence and science and realizing what's really happening in this world.

See, unlike the rest of you, I HAVEN'T had my thoughts controlled, which is why I don't believe this garbage.

I'm sure you think I'm joking, or crazy... "Crazy." That's what they called Jesus, Galileo, George Washington - and Alex Jones when he first said that 9/11 was an inside job. (You all agree that's true, right? They haven't brainwashed you all THAT much yet? Dear God, I hope not).

But, really, I feel sad for you guys - you don't Realize you've been brainwashed. I wish I could open your eyes, help you see the truth... So you could be autonomous and free like me, instead of just another m ...


Well, that seems reasonable.
 
2012-10-01 02:25:44 PM
The problem here is that they were making aluminum foil hats. You need real tin. Read more.
http://www.uncoveror.com/disable.htm
 
2012-10-01 02:26:31 PM
What is this, the dark ages? Nobody uses tinfoil anymore. These days we use conductive plastics manufactured by 3M.
 
2012-10-01 02:28:45 PM

sweatybronson: They release this "news" story every few years, just because they think that those of us who really know what's going on in this country will believe it. What horseshiat - Knowing what we know, we won't believe their lies.

Of course, they've got a ludicrous, dunce-cap photo of a 'tin-foil' cap. It's just like everything else - when they see something that scares them, they pretend to be dismissive - like people smart enough to protect ourselves from the encroaching technological enslavement are just fools.

Our hats DON'T look like that - they're svelt, and effective. Chances are, there's someone near you wearing one right now - but you can't see it, or it's so well-done you think it's just a hat. (PFs (protected and free) always hide, except when we gather in secret. If they know we're protected from them, they'll just try to tear the hats from our heads and give us a short burst of high-power waves to attack our frontal cortexes. Haha! We know better..)

So I will continue to keep my high-quality (and stylish, mind you) advanced RDWB (radiowaveblocker) on at all times - and, yes, I will wear two at dawn and dusk, when radio waves travel more freely through the atmosphere. Not that I expect you all to understand - you just believe what your masters tell you, instead of looking at the evidence and science and realizing what's really happening in this world.

See, unlike the rest of you, I HAVEN'T had my thoughts controlled, which is why I don't believe this garbage.

I'm sure you think I'm joking, or crazy... "Crazy." That's what they called Jesus, Galileo, George Washington - and Alex Jones when he first said that 9/11 was an inside job. (You all agree that's true, right? They haven't brainwashed you all THAT much yet? Dear God, I hope not).

But, really, I feel sad for you guys - you don't Realize you've been brainwashed. I wish I could open your eyes, help you see the truth... So you could be autonomous and free like me, instead of just another m ...


Awesome! Made my day.
 
2012-10-01 02:33:10 PM
Alex jones makes millions off people like those in this thread.. so funny

he is using the apple business model.. dumb people will buy anything if you sell it right
 
2012-10-01 02:36:21 PM

Fools.

The trick (of course) is to use copper mesh - fine woven - and not just on your head, but on your torso and groin area also.

3.bp.blogspot.com
(fine mesh is actually comfortable, and with sweat,
you get a nice patina in no time
)


And of course this must be grounded, so run a copper wire from the protective clothing down your leg to shoes with metallic studs (golf shoes are preferable, but metal baseball cleats or tap dancing shoes will also work)

/Ask me about indoor protection!
 
2012-10-01 02:37:48 PM

Amos Quito: The trick (of course) is to use copper mesh - fine woven - and not just on your head, but on your torso and groin area also.


Why my groin? You don't need any special equipment to know what's going on down there.
 
2012-10-01 02:47:22 PM
Oh look, MIT students mocking the mentally ill again (previously, Gene Ray in 2002) because it's SO FUNNY! Ha, ha! It's so funny that you kids are so "smart" that you can take advantage of people who need medical treatment! Gosh, you guys ought to go into comedy, not technology! You're so brilliant!! How about challenging some homeless people to build a solar-powered vehicle? That would be HILARIOUS!

Grow up, you egotistical little jackasses. You are not god's gift to creation.
 
2012-10-01 02:53:28 PM

IrateShadow: Amos Quito: The trick (of course) is to use copper mesh - fine woven - and not just on your head, but on your torso and groin area also.

Why my groin? You don't need any special equipment to know what's going on down there.



This (NSFW)

NOW tell me you don't need protection.
 
2012-10-01 02:54:02 PM

Gelatinous: Oh look, MIT students mocking the mentally ill again (previously, Gene Ray in 2002) because it's SO FUNNY! Ha, ha! It's so funny that you kids are so "smart" that you can take advantage of people who need medical treatment! Gosh, you guys ought to go into comedy, not technology! You're so brilliant!! How about challenging some homeless people to build a solar-powered vehicle? That would be HILARIOUS!

Grow up, you egotistical little jackasses. You are not god's gift to creation.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-01 03:04:11 PM
I think Mental Floss has reached the critical phase of topical magazines, like Popular Mechaninics and PopSci have. You only need two or three new articles in each mag so most of it can be a rehash of five or six year old stories. Keep all the notes from last time and research can be done in twenty minutes, but since it has another byline it can be called new.
 
2012-10-01 03:11:26 PM
Tinfoil hats are for the insecure -- I made a tinfoil *antenna*.
I *want* the illuminati to tune into my brain.

One glance at the shiat I think about and their master plans will be forever corrupted.
Their designs for the world will become *my* designs for the world.

And then, with the reptilians *also* preoccupied with booze, pot and sex, we'll all be on even footing.
 
2012-10-01 03:27:04 PM
This is why I have a tinfoil beekeepers hat with copper mesh for the regular mesh parts...
 
2012-10-01 03:49:19 PM
Ya gotta have a ground strap.
 
2012-10-01 04:12:05 PM

Bob_Sled: Ya gotta have a ground strap.


This.

Also, tin foil is largely difficult to find- doubtless due to its known effectiveness against Orbital Mind-Control Lasers (OMCLs) and earthbound radiofrequency monitoring/control devices (RFM/CDs). Most people can be adequately protected by the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) with a proper ground strap.

Note that merely using sheets of the stuff provides no protection at all, of course. The properly-constructed AFDB uses woven strips of aluminum foil- each cut to block a particular wavelength of electromagnetic radiation. There's also only a few ways to weave the strands of foil to provide maximum coverage to the right areas. If you haven't been to one of the meetings, you probably won't be able to get it right the first try. Just remember to make sure the shorter wavelength strips must be concentrated along the front of the AFDB, and the longer strips near the back of the base of the skull.

You'll know you've got it right when you get a sharp headache that rapidly fades away (this is merely your brain reacting to the sudden absence of electromagnetic pressure). If you don't get this effect, immediately discard your AFDB and begin construction on a new one- altering the strip patterns during construction for better coverage. While working on your AFDB, you can confuse the minders monitoring your brainwaves by drinking Bosco mixed with bourbon or gin. The electrolytes in this solution garble your brainwaves sufficiently that casual persusal of your pattern will not reveal anything to your minders (unless, of course, they perform a level III pattern-recogition test- but they usually only do that for people on the Primary Watch List. Usually) until your new AFDB is perfected.

Good luck, and I hope to see you all at the next conclave!
 
2012-10-01 04:13:43 PM
Try lead, if it can block radiation it should be able to block your thought waves.
 
2012-10-01 04:37:24 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Ah: 2005.

Damned if I can find the relative Fark thread.

Nope, wait, found it. At least where I recall it from. Don't think there was a specific thread; I'm just remembering the comment.

Still: old old news.


Yeah, that's what they WANT you to think...
 
2012-10-01 05:16:08 PM
img2.bdbphotos.com
 
2012-10-01 05:29:06 PM

IrateShadow: What is this, the dark ages? Nobody uses tinfoil anymore. These days we use conductive plastics manufactured by 3M.


Holy crap that's hilarious! It's like a tiger repelling rock that (crazy) people are actually buying.
 
2012-10-01 06:25:50 PM
I just wear a prosthetic forehead on my real head.
 
2012-10-01 06:41:10 PM
Actually... back when I had dreadlocks, I decorated them with little dozens of little aluminum clasps. The unfortunate side effect of this was that using cellphones would cause me to get headaches within a minute of being on the phone. When the aluminum was removed this problem went away.
 
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