thismomentinblackhistory: Is that Dave Grohl?
Godscrack: Silly Dave, go make another record.
david_gaithersburg: This is why I use aluminum foil instead.
offmymeds: You gotta wear the hat with the dull side out! The shiny side will reflect your thoughts back into your head, thereby foiling (sorry) the machinations of your enemies.
reillan: thismomentinblackhistory: Is that Dave Grohl?Wow... I thought I would come into this thread to say something unique and funny, and I find it as the very Weeners.../get out of my head!
sweatybronson: They release this "news" story every few years, just because they think that those of us who really know what's going on in this country will believe it. What horseshiat - Knowing what we know, we won't believe their lies.Of course, they've got a ludicrous, dunce-cap photo of a 'tin-foil' cap. It's just like everything else - when they see something that scares them, they pretend to be dismissive - like people smart enough to protect ourselves from the encroaching technological enslavement are just fools.Our hats DON'T look like that - they're svelt, and effective. Chances are, there's someone near you wearing one right now - but you can't see it, or it's so well-done you think it's just a hat. (PFs (protected and free) always hide, except when we gather in secret. If they know we're protected from them, they'll just try to tear the hats from our heads and give us a short burst of high-power waves to attack our frontal cortexes. Haha! We know better..)So I will continue to keep my high-quality (and stylish, mind you) advanced RDWB (radiowaveblocker) on at all times - and, yes, I will wear two at dawn and dusk, when radio waves travel more freely through the atmosphere. Not that I expect you all to understand - you just believe what your masters tell you, instead of looking at the evidence and science and realizing what's really happening in this world.See, unlike the rest of you, I HAVEN'T had my thoughts controlled, which is why I don't believe this garbage.I'm sure you think I'm joking, or crazy... "Crazy." That's what they called Jesus, Galileo, George Washington - and Alex Jones when he first said that 9/11 was an inside job. (You all agree that's true, right? They haven't brainwashed you all THAT much yet? Dear God, I hope not).But, really, I feel sad for you guys - you don't Realize you've been brainwashed. I wish I could open your eyes, help you see the truth... So you could be autonomous and free like me, instead of just another m ...
Amos Quito: The trick (of course) is to use copper mesh - fine woven - and not just on your head, but on your torso and groin area also.
IrateShadow: Amos Quito: The trick (of course) is to use copper mesh - fine woven - and not just on your head, but on your torso and groin area also.Why my groin? You don't need any special equipment to know what's going on down there.
Gelatinous: Oh look, MIT students mocking the mentally ill again (previously, Gene Ray in 2002) because it's SO FUNNY! Ha, ha! It's so funny that you kids are so "smart" that you can take advantage of people who need medical treatment! Gosh, you guys ought to go into comedy, not technology! You're so brilliant!! How about challenging some homeless people to build a solar-powered vehicle? That would be HILARIOUS!Grow up, you egotistical little jackasses. You are not god's gift to creation.
Bob_Sled: Ya gotta have a ground strap.
ArcadianRefugee: Ah: 2005.Damned if I can find the relative Fark thread.Nope, wait, found it. At least where I recall it from. Don't think there was a specific thread; I'm just remembering the comment.Still: old old news.
IrateShadow: What is this, the dark ages? Nobody uses tinfoil anymore. These days we use conductive plastics manufactured by 3M.
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