CheekyMonkey: all come in 40lb boxes...
CapeFearCadaver: This one delivery guy creeped me right the fark out a few months ago... the whole sneering eyes and smirk, and of course the tone of his voice as he tried to 'compliment' me... it wasn't a compliment, it was... gah, giving myself the heebie jeebies just thinking about it. I've been stared at and had nasty things said to me by strangers before and while annoying I'd simply ignore, not a big deal.This guy, it was different, and he was at my front door. I gave him my very best evil eye, scratched out the tip I had written on the charge receipt and told him to fark off. The dog picks up my uneasiness and starts growling so he scampered off.Then called the restaurant back and told them never to send that driver back to my place. They let me know that my complaint was the fifth they had received in the week he had been working for them.
strapp3r: FTA: ...raped a woman in her Upper West Side/i'm confused
cman: Pizza and sex? Thats a hell of a deal
WhippingBoy: lennavan: precious_crotchflake: A baby-faced pizza-delivery boy confessed to savagely raping a woman in her Upper West Side apartment while her young daughter slept next to her in bed - because he was "feeling horny," court papers state."You realize the only part of this that was quoted from the court papers is the "feeling horny" part, right? That's why they only put quotations around that phrase. Then if you read more than the first farking sentence of the article, you can see the context:Lucas admitted he snuck into the woman's apartment without permission, "but that he went in because he was feeling horny and that he took advantage of her," prosecutors said.Court Papers: "He went in because he was feeling horny"Article/You: "he admitted he raped her!"Are you intelligent enough to see what just happened there and why a newspaper might stretch the truth to get better headlines and sell copies? Man you're a dipshiat.She's just following the Second Law of Histrionic Feminism:"II. Anyone who questions any aspect of a womyn's rape claim, regardless of how implausible that claim may be, must be shamed into silence."
Kazrath: No shiat. The woman did not deserve to be raped and robbed but the fact is she also did not use her head. Leaving an apt door unlocked? Who the fark does that?
offmymeds: Another Government Employee: Pepperoni or Sausage?Does it come with a cheesy crust?
abhorrent1: I never walked around with $20 in my pocket when I was 7. Didn't even own a wallet./yes I'm old//for $20 you can walk on my lawn.
Another Government Employee: Pepperoni or Sausage?
Vegan Meat Popsicle: Why is the word raped in quotation marks? Was it not legitimate?
kcfarker: BAMFinator: kcfarker: No tip necessary, ma'am.[lolsnaps.com image 479x640]Delivered pizzas for two years, never had anything like that happen.When it does happen, it probably won't be anyone we want to see naked.
BigSnatch: She shouldn't have ordered extra meat sausage...
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