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kcfarker		2012-10-01 10:37:56 AM

BAMFinator: kcfarker: No tip necessary, ma'am.

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Delivered pizzas for two years, never had anything like that happen.

When it does happen, it probably won't be anyone we want to see naked.

SpectroBoy		2012-10-01 10:38:56 AM

Why is 'raped' in quotes? Is there concern that this was not legitimate rape?

Slampig		2012-10-01 10:40:07 AM

That 7 y/o must be a sound sleeper, or mama's not a screamer.

Quaker		2012-10-01 10:40:40 AM

FTFA: "He covered my mouth and told me to be quiet. He said 'sshhh.' I kicked him and I pushed him. He was a little guy."

I'm not saying that I think she's lying, but this doesn't seem to make sense. If he was a little guy then how was she not able to fend him off? Also, if she was actually trying to fight him off as she said, what kind of kid wouldn't wake up with that going on right next to them in the same bed?

FTFA: But the victim wasn't buying it. "These a--holes are going to say he's a good kid? I want that pizzeria to pay," she fumed.

Maybe she's just irrationally angry, but the fact that she would say something like this makes me even more suspicious.

DingleberryMoose		2012-10-01 10:41:26 AM

kcfarker: BAMFinator: kcfarker: No tip necessary, ma'am.

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Delivered pizzas for two years, never had anything like that happen.

When it does happen, it probably won't be anyone we want to see naked.

Delivered pizza for a while, years ago. That happened to me once. Really old guy in tightie-whities. Still traumatized.

lennavan		2012-10-01 10:42:14 AM

Quaker: I'm not saying that I think she's lying

I'll say it. She's lying.

macadamnut		2012-10-01 10:42:22 AM

offmymeds		2012-10-01 10:42:29 AM

spentmiles: When we were kids, my sister and I stayed at home alone during the summer while mom worked. Once a week or so, she'd leave us pizza money. We were dumb kids, so we never even thought of tipping the driver. All through elementary and middle school we ordered from Dominos, which was the only pizza that tasted good to us.

When I was old enough to drive, I got a job at that Dominos delievering pizzas myself. I learned firsthand that the drivers do not even make minimum wage. They have to rely on tips to make any money at all. So I can definately see how a delivery guy might get frustrated if someone wasn't tipping right.

The Dominos where I worked had this old 486 that they ran everything off. One slow afternoon, I was wandering through the file system and came across a password protected folder that was labeled with my home address. After a few tries, I guessed the password - AVOIDNOID69. Inside were hundreds of pictures of former dominos delivery guys, managers, even the owner, doing terrible things to pizzas - spitting on them, blowing their noses on them, wiping themselves with the crusts, even masturbating each other into their cheese. I couldn't help it - I threw up all over the monitor and keyboard.

I've long since switched to DiGiorno, but all secrets be told, I squeeze my dog and make him piss all over it before I bake it. I guess your tastes are all defined by what you grew up with.

Nobody tops a pizza like Totino's!

WhippingBoy		2012-10-01 10:42:36 AM

austin_millbarge		2012-10-01 10:43:17 AM

strapp3r		2012-10-01 10:43:18 AM

FTA: ...raped a woman in her Upper West Side

/i'm confused

skullkrusher		2012-10-01 10:43:39 AM

lennavan: Quaker: I'm not saying that I think she's lying

I'll say it. She's lying.

apparently he is as well since he confessed

jspenguin		2012-10-01 10:44:01 AM

These guys are pretty hard to avoid.
fastfoodreviewed.com

abhorrent1		2012-10-01 10:44:18 AM

strapp3r: FTA: ...raped a woman in her Upper West Side

/i'm confused

He farked her in the right ear.

CapeFearCadaver		2012-10-01 10:44:32 AM

This one delivery guy creeped me right the fark out a few months ago... the whole sneering eyes and smirk, and of course the tone of his voice as he tried to 'compliment' me... it wasn't a compliment, it was... gah, giving myself the heebie jeebies just thinking about it. I've been stared at and had nasty things said to me by strangers before and while annoying I'd simply ignore, not a big deal.
This guy, it was different, and he was at my front door. I gave him my very best evil eye, scratched out the tip I had written on the charge receipt and told him to fark off. The dog picks up my uneasiness and starts growling so he scampered off.
Then called the restaurant back and told them never to send that driver back to my place. They let me know that my complaint was the fifth they had received in the week he had been working for them.

inglixthemad		2012-10-01 10:45:05 AM

offmymeds		2012-10-01 10:46:11 AM

CapeFearCadaver: This one delivery guy creeped me right the fark out a few months ago... the whole sneering eyes and smirk, and of course the tone of his voice as he tried to 'compliment' me... it wasn't a compliment, it was... gah, giving myself the heebie jeebies just thinking about it. I've been stared at and had nasty things said to me by strangers before and while annoying I'd simply ignore, not a big deal.
This guy, it was different, and he was at my front door. I gave him my very best evil eye, scratched out the tip I had written on the charge receipt and told him to fark off. The dog picks up my uneasiness and starts growling so he scampered off.
Then called the restaurant back and told them never to send that driver back to my place. They let me know that my complaint was the fifth they had received in the week he had been working for them.

He'll probably get promoted to manager.

JackieRabbit		2012-10-01 10:47:29 AM

SpectroBoy: Why is 'raped' in quotes? Is there concern that this was not legitimate rape?

She could be making the whole thing up. Many rape claims are completely false. Just this weekend in New York, Lindsay Lohan accused a 25 year old man she invited to her hotel room of assaulting her. The guy was arrested. Later all charges against him were dropped and the arrest record expunged. It turns out nothing really happened except that she picked him up in a club, brought him back to her hotel room at 4:30 am to fark him, found pictures of her he had taken with his cell phone at the club and she went nutzso and called the cops.

Point02GPA		2012-10-01 10:48:04 AM

They call him "The Pizza Man" because he delivers.

foxyshadis		2012-10-01 10:49:38 AM

lennavan: I want the world to know he raped me while my 7-year-old was asleep next to me

The suspect eventually fled, taking the woman's iPhone and $20 from her daughter's wallet, the victim said.

He covered my mouth and told me to be quiet. He said 'sshhh.' I kicked him and I pushed him. He was a little guy

I dunno, I just keep thinkin shenanigans. If you take everything she says at face value:

1) There is no mention of a weapon.
2) A 16 year old "little guy" over powered her in her bed.
3) He was savagely raped her while overpowering her kicks and pushes but in a manner so as not to wake the 7 year old.
4) Her 7 year old has $20 in a wallet.

Sorry, there's just zero chance this was savage rape. Rape is bad, so is lying about it.

Nah, all of that just makes her sound like a precious snowflake herself, who was unable to conceive of anything bad happening to her because she lives in a gated apartment in the good side of town. The Post is sleazy enough that they would have mentioned if the kid's side was that she opened the door wearing nothing but a robe as he was walking back to work. Lurid stories sell papers, the only thing more lurid than rape by a possibly-illegal is a young white mother seducing a possibly-illegal boy and crying rape.

mortimer_ford		2012-10-01 10:49:52 AM

Qatmandu		2012-10-01 10:49:55 AM

RAPE RAPE

lennavan		2012-10-01 10:50:24 AM

skullkrusher: lennavan: Quaker: I'm not saying that I think she's lying

I'll say it. She's lying.

apparently he is as well since he confessed

I don't doubt he entered her apartment, maybe even grabbed her cooch or something. It's not savage rape.

BraveNewCheneyWorld		2012-10-01 10:50:46 AM

It amazes me that someone living in a city doesn't lock their door.

Alonjar		2012-10-01 10:51:17 AM

Something about this just seems off.

I'm going to go with she was actually raped, but she didnt bother trying to stop him or fight him off. He just told her to be quiet and she did what he wanted.

foxyshadis		2012-10-01 10:54:39 AM

JackieRabbit: SpectroBoy: Why is 'raped' in quotes? Is there concern that this was not legitimate rape?

She could be making the whole thing up. Many rape claims are completely false. Just this weekend in New York, Lindsay Lohan accused a 25 year old man she invited to her hotel room of assaulting her. The guy was arrested. Later all charges against him were dropped and the arrest record expunged. It turns out nothing really happened except that she picked him up in a club, brought him back to her hotel room at 4:30 am to fark him, found pictures of her he had taken with his cell phone at the club and she went nutzso and called the cops.

Lindsay Lohan is as far into the redline on the crazy meter as you can get. She's so far off the charts that even thinking of sticking your dick in that is enough to make you regret it for life; if you actually did, your dick would probably explode in a shower of gore. Please don't generalize anything about the human race from her again.

The Quaalude Renaissance		2012-10-01 10:55:32 AM

pizza man

ThrowYourHatredDown		2012-10-01 10:56:32 AM

The only non-financial tip I ever got delivering pizzas was a bong hit. So sad.

Vegan Meat Popsicle		2012-10-01 10:58:42 AM

skullkrusher: that's part of the Post's style. Meant to denote allegations prior to trial.

Aha.... so as usual it can simply be attributed to the fact that the NYPost is an unprofessional rag written by idiots.

foxyshadis		2012-10-01 10:58:49 AM

Alonjar: Something about this just seems off.

I'm going to go with she was actually raped, but she didnt bother trying to stop him or fight him off. He just told her to be quiet and she did what he wanted.

Which is very possible, and people who know anything about rape wouldn't blame her - real people seize up with fear and shock, but try telling that to all of the people who will say "Why didn't you just scream and fight him off? Maybe you really wanted it?" and you start lying quick. TV shows always show rape/murder victims with skin under their nails and other signs of struggle, but the majority actually comply and just zone out to another place while they hope it's over quick. Unfortunately, if it is a lie and they find no bruises, she'll be torn apart when it goes to court and made to look as if she must have wanted it, which will be a travesty of justice.

MadMattressMack		2012-10-01 10:59:00 AM

LesserEvil: lock

Indeed, this guy was an opportunist and she became the opportunity by leaving her door unlocked. While it's terrible what happened to her, he would've moved on if she had locked the door.

Locks don't keep people out who really want to get in. They stop opportunists and keep honest people honest as well as to slow down people who really want to get in. But you can't expect to build anything to keep everyone out short of a vault in the middle of a military base. Even then, you can be thwarted by hot chicks flying around and spraying sleeping gas. But they're vulnerable to Sean Connery.

Either way, I hope this guy enjoys Rikers Island and Sing Sing.

SkunkWerks		2012-10-01 11:01:57 AM

FTA: "A baby-faced pizza-delivery boy..."

And by "baby-faced" we don't mean "his face was like that of a baby's". We mean his entire face looked like a whole baby.

www.counsellingaberdeen.com

CheekyMonkey		2012-10-01 11:02:18 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Why is the word raped in quotation marks? Was it not legitimate?

There are now 4 categories of rape:

1. Rape.
2. Rape-rape.
3. Legitimate rape.
4. "Rape".

\coincidentally, all come in 40lb boxes...

gunga galunga		2012-10-01 11:03:05 AM

Jae0o0		2012-10-01 11:04:00 AM

lennavan: I want the world to know he raped me while my 7-year-old was asleep next to me

The suspect eventually fled, taking the woman's iPhone and $20 from her daughter's wallet, the victim said.

He covered my mouth and told me to be quiet. He said 'sshhh.' I kicked him and I pushed him. He was a little guy

I dunno, I just keep thinkin shenanigans. If you take everything she says at face value:

1) There is no mention of a weapon.
2) A 16 year old "little guy" over powered her in her bed.
3) He was savagely raped her while overpowering her kicks and pushes but in a manner so as not to wake the 7 year old.
4) Her 7 year old has $20 in a wallet.

Sorry, there's just zero chance this was savage rape. Rape is bad, so is lying about it.

1. If you are in fear for your life and the life of your child you're most likely going to assume someone trying to rape you came armed and will kill you.

2. Small does not mean weak.

3. I have a friend who admitted she and her husband had vigorous sex while sharing their bed with their 4yo, the kid didnt wake up. Which is farking gross wtf. My 7yo and baby have slept through tornado sirens, an earthquake, and our security alarm going off at 2am. When I was a kid our car got side swiped by a semi, my brother was 3 and asleep on the back seat, didnt wake up. Some kids will sleep through damn near anything.

4. My 7yo has $40, shes been saving it for months. Its in a purse though, not a wallet

pxsteel		2012-10-01 11:04:15 AM

I delivered pizza's for two years when I was in college. Friday and Saturday night the offers were fairly common, groups of girls invite you in or to come back after your shift, people answering the door semi nude to stark naked, both male and female. I had one couple that somehow incorporated the pizza into their sexual activity. I did not want to know how, but it was obvious that they were right in the middle. They ordered like clockwork every Friday night.

LesserEvil		2012-10-01 11:04:43 AM

CheekyMonkey: all come in 40lb boxes...

writersgallery.com

CheekyMonkey		2012-10-01 11:04:47 AM

hej: "He violated us, it's disgusting - roaming around apartments looking to hurt people while you're working."

Not sure why this is qualified with "while you're working."

It's much, much worse if he does it while he's working, because he's stealing from the job-creators.

\at least wait until you're on break to commit rape, people

Yaxe		2012-10-01 11:05:44 AM

CapeFearCadaver		2012-10-01 11:07:14 AM

gunga galunga: CapeFearCadaver: This one delivery guy creeped me right the fark out a few months ago... the whole sneering eyes and smirk, and of course the tone of his voice as he tried to 'compliment' me... it wasn't a compliment, it was... gah, giving myself the heebie jeebies just thinking about it. I've been stared at and had nasty things said to me by strangers before and while annoying I'd simply ignore, not a big deal.
This guy, it was different, and he was at my front door. I gave him my very best evil eye, scratched out the tip I had written on the charge receipt and told him to fark off. The dog picks up my uneasiness and starts growling so he scampered off.
Then called the restaurant back and told them never to send that driver back to my place. They let me know that my complaint was the fifth they had received in the week he had been working for them.

You think they would have canned his ass after the second complaint.

That was my sentiment as well...

Al_Ed		2012-10-01 11:07:17 AM

Already Disturbed		2012-10-01 11:08:20 AM

calbert: bigsausagepizza.com

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Came, for this.

a61sun		2012-10-01 11:09:20 AM

Another Government Employee		2012-10-01 11:09:41 AM

Pepperoni or Sausage?

WTFDYW		2012-10-01 11:11:54 AM

I have missed you spentmiles. Where have you been?

memebot_of_doom		2012-10-01 11:12:51 AM

Seeing the headline I assumed the delivery boy jizzed in her pizza. But no, it was actual rape-rape.

pippi longstocking		2012-10-01 11:13:41 AM

I don't get how pizza and sex go together. Greasy, smelly, lard filled things don't excite me, neither does pizza.

tom baker's scarf		2012-10-01 11:17:20 AM

looks like he wasn't satisfied...

takes off sunglasses

... with just the tip.

offmymeds		2012-10-01 11:19:28 AM

Another Government Employee: Pepperoni or Sausage?

Does it come with a cheesy crust?

skankboy		2012-10-01 11:21:46 AM

There are words in this thread but for some reason, all I can see is this.

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