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(NYPost)   Woman has sex with the pizza delivery boy. But not by choice   (nypost.com) divider line 222
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2012-10-01 06:04:20 PM

filter: What a sicko.... to a 16 year old boy, a 35 year old woman is like an 85 year old woman is to a 30 year old man, or something like that. Not exactly sure of the equation, but 35 is old old.


Any woman with good genes that keeps herself up can easily be smoking hot well into her 30s and 40s, with anyone from 13 to 63 drooling over them; I know I had some teachers I wouldn't have minded helping out in high school and even middle school. Where the fark do you get the idea that 16-year-olds can't find MILFs hot? Who do you think invented the term?
 
2012-10-01 06:04:59 PM
Dumbass tag for the woman. Although nobody should be raped even if you accidentally left the door unlocked, it was still her mistake to have left it ready for anyone to just open. Her mistake led to her rape by a horny pizza boy.
 
2012-10-01 06:16:10 PM
Came for the big sausage pizza porn reference.

Leaving satisfied.

/fap fap fap
 
2012-10-01 06:24:42 PM
Since he was 16, and therefore a minor, doesn't this mean that, technically, she raped him???
 
2012-10-01 06:26:35 PM

WhippingBoy: Since he was 16, and therefore a minor, doesn't this mean that, technically, she raped him???


weeeeeak!
 
2012-10-01 06:39:17 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Something doesn't smell right here, and it's not the anchovies.

The fact that she said she kicked him and pushed him, "he was a little guy," makes me wonder whether there was actual penetration. Maybe he just humped her a few times.

And I'm going with the idea that NOT locking your door in an urban apartment building while you sleep is beyond careless or naive. Are we sure she wasn't expecting him to "drop by"?

Finally, the building looks like the one on the opening credits of The Jeffersons.


The jeffersons building is on the east side, around 85th and 3rd.
 
2012-10-01 06:58:48 PM

CapeFearCadaver: This one delivery guy creeped me right the fark out a few months ago... the whole sneering eyes and smirk, and of course the tone of his voice as he tried to 'compliment' me... it wasn't a compliment, it was... gah, giving myself the heebie jeebies just thinking about it. I've been stared at and had nasty things said to me by strangers before and while annoying I'd simply ignore, not a big deal.
This guy, it was different, and he was at my front door. I gave him my very best evil eye, scratched out the tip I had written on the charge receipt and told him to fark off. The dog picks up my uneasiness and starts growling so he scampered off.
Then called the restaurant back and told them never to send that driver back to my place. They let me know that my complaint was the fifth they had received in the week he had been working for them.


www.showbiz411.com

Was this the pizza guy in question?
 
2012-10-01 07:04:26 PM
did someone say "Pizza Man" ?


Link
 
2012-10-01 07:30:07 PM
It's not rape, it's surprise sex.
 
2012-10-01 08:24:43 PM
Well I certainly wouldn't rape anyone, since I'm not an animal...I delivered pizzas about 2 years ago to supplement a poker/sports gambling hobby of mine (I know I know, being responsible with a 2nd job in order to fund a worthless degenerate, the irony is not lost), and 1 night I went to this huge house up in the hills where the rich people lived. 3 girls answered, no older than 14-15...all wearing pajamas that were LOW cut. Like, Pubic bone low. Thankfully I wore my baseball hat and just kept my head low. There's that split second where you tell them no tip necessary, or just keep watching them bend over/fumble around for what little they had left for money.

I told em no tip, and left.

It's ok to look and smell, guys. But no touching, no tasting. Keeps you on the straight and narrow.
 
2012-10-01 08:32:23 PM

Fade2black: Well I certainly wouldn't rape anyone, since I'm not an animal...I delivered pizzas about 2 years ago to supplement a poker/sports gambling hobby of mine (I know I know, being responsible with a 2nd job in order to fund a worthless degenerate, the irony is not lost), and 1 night I went to this huge house up in the hills where the rich people lived. 3 girls answered, no older than 14-15...all wearing pajamas that were LOW cut. Like, Pubic bone low. Thankfully I wore my baseball hat and just kept my head low. There's that split second where you tell them no tip necessary, or just keep watching them bend over/fumble around for what little they had left for money.

I told em no tip, and left.

It's ok to look and smell, guys. But no touching, no tasting. Keeps you on the straight and narrow.


Woahahahahahahaoow.
 
2012-10-01 08:46:14 PM
To be fair, she must have thought it was a McDonald's pizza, where they do it all to you.
 
2012-10-01 08:51:43 PM

strapp3r: FTA: ...raped a woman in her Upper West Side

/i'm confused



Armpit rape???
 
2012-10-01 09:00:25 PM

WTFDYW: I have missed you spentmiles. Where have you been?



Apparently, in the dog house loading up the baking pan.
 
ecl
2012-10-01 09:35:55 PM

Fade2black: Well I certainly wouldn't rape anyone, since I'm not an animal...I delivered pizzas about 2 years ago to supplement a poker/sports gambling hobby of mine (I know I know, being responsible with a 2nd job in order to fund a worthless degenerate, the irony is not lost), and 1 night I went to this huge house up in the hills where the rich people lived. 3 girls answered, no older than 14-15...all wearing pajamas that were LOW cut. Like, Pubic bone low. Thankfully I wore my baseball hat and just kept my head low. There's that split second where you tell them no tip necessary, or just keep watching them bend over/fumble around for what little they had left for money.

I told em no tip, and left.

It's ok to look and smell, guys. But no touching, no tasting. Keeps you on the straight and narrow.


You should never tell anyone except your therapist about that.
 
2012-10-01 09:37:37 PM

WhippingBoy: Since he was 16, and therefore a minor, doesn't this mean that, technically, she raped him???



So, tell me, how's the weather in Saudi Arabia this time of year???
 
ecl
2012-10-01 09:41:28 PM
A coworker and I went into a schnucks and he pretended to drop something and smelled a really hot chicks leg right in front of the deli. The lady working the deli said she would also have smelled the ladies leg.
 
2012-10-01 09:51:51 PM
maybe it was a pizza dare? http://www.pizzadare.net/?zx=42d394c222076be9 NSFW
 
2012-10-01 10:12:51 PM
"Raped"?

Air quotes? It Todd Akin writing the article?
 
2012-10-01 11:14:18 PM

HoratioGates: "Raped"?

Air quotes? It Todd Akin writing the article?


What is the true definition of "rape"? Does it require actual penetration? If this guy dry humped her through her pajamas for 30 seconds or blew his load in her hair while she was sleeping, does that count as rape or some kind of sexual assault?
 
2012-10-02 12:20:52 AM

spentmiles: When we were kids, my sister and I stayed at home alone during the summer while mom worked. Once a week or so, she'd leave us pizza money. We were dumb kids, so we never even thought of tipping the driver. All through elementary and middle school we ordered from Dominos, which was the only pizza that tasted good to us.

When I was old enough to drive, I got a job at that Dominos delievering pizzas myself. I learned firsthand that the drivers do not even make minimum wage. They have to rely on tips to make any money at all. So I can definately see how a delivery guy might get frustrated if someone wasn't tipping right.

The Dominos where I worked had this old 486 that they ran everything off. One slow afternoon, I was wandering through the file system and came across a password protected folder that was labeled with my home address. After a few tries, I guessed the password - AVOIDNOID69. Inside were hundreds of pictures of former dominos delivery guys, managers, even the owner, doing terrible things to pizzas - spitting on them, blowing their noses on them, wiping themselves with the crusts, even masturbating each other into their cheese. I couldn't help it - I threw up all over the monitor and keyboard.

I've long since switched to DiGiorno, but all secrets be told, I squeeze my dog and make him piss all over it before I bake it. I guess your tastes are all defined by what you grew up with.


spentmiles, i love you a little more each day. I envy your incredible talent.
 
2012-10-02 08:25:51 AM

KrispyKritter: spentmiles: When we were kids, my sister and I stayed at home alone during the summer while mom worked. Once a week or so, she'd leave us pizza money. We were dumb kids, so we never even thought of tipping the driver. All through elementary and middle school we ordered from Dominos, which was the only pizza that tasted good to us.

When I was old enough to drive, I got a job at that Dominos delievering pizzas myself. I learned firsthand that the drivers do not even make minimum wage. They have to rely on tips to make any money at all. So I can definately see how a delivery guy might get frustrated if someone wasn't tipping right.

The Dominos where I worked had this old 486 that they ran everything off. One slow afternoon, I was wandering through the file system and came across a password protected folder that was labeled with my home address. After a few tries, I guessed the password - AVOIDNOID69. Inside were hundreds of pictures of former dominos delivery guys, managers, even the owner, doing terrible things to pizzas - spitting on them, blowing their noses on them, wiping themselves with the crusts, even masturbating each other into their cheese. I couldn't help it - I threw up all over the monitor and keyboard.

I've long since switched to DiGiorno, but all secrets be told, I squeeze my dog and make him piss all over it before I bake it. I guess your tastes are all defined by what you grew up with.

spentmiles, i love you a little more each day. I envy your incredible talent.


I can't imagine your disappointment that they were doing things to your pizza. I was expecting your mom.
 
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