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2012-10-01 12:23:23 PM

precious_crotchflake: lennavan: skullkrusher: lennavan: Quaker: I'm not saying that I think she's lying

I'll say it. She's lying.

apparently he is as well since he confessed

I don't doubt he entered her apartment, maybe even grabbed her cooch or something. It's not savage rape.

I know, what a lying biatch. There's "rape," "rape-rape," "legitimate rape" "snuggly and cuddly rape," "professional rape" "gluten-free rape" and "savage rape." Her imprecision is just irresponsible.


There is also "sexual assault." Agreed, her imprecision is indeed irresponsible and disrespectful to victims of actual savage rape.
 
2012-10-01 12:23:38 PM

precious_crotchflake: WhippingBoy: precious_crotchflake: WhippingBoy: precious_crotchflake: I'm totally not getting the blatant rape deniying from otherwise reasonable Farkers in this thread. Is there some ironic new meme I missed out on?

You mean the "some portions of her story seem a bit strange, so I'm not going to automatically believe everything she says until I see more evidence" meme?

I think you're going more by the "I'm not going to believe her even though there's no evidence that she's lying" technique.

He confessed, BTW.

I know. That part wasn't mentioned in the original link, however.

Doesn't matter.


WTF are you talking about? People expressed some skepticism related to the events in the original story. It was only later that the confession was revealed.
 
2012-10-01 12:24:07 PM

lennavan: precious_crotchflake: lennavan: precious_crotchflake: I'm totally not getting the blatant rape deniying from otherwise reasonable Farkers in this thread. Is there some ironic new meme I missed out on?

"Some little dude savagely raped me while my daughter slept next to me and she never woke up. I want the pizzaria he works for to pay."

Seems legit.

did you see the part where he confessed?

The part where he confessed to entering her apartment while horny? Yeah I did. My argument here is - "this is not savage rape." That's it.

precious_crotchflake: I think you're going more by the "I'm not going to believe her even though there's no evidence that she's lying" technique.

Also known as the "innocent until proven guilty" technique? WTF is that shiat, right?


No, no. The part where he confessed to raping her. Whatever people think "savage" is is moot.
(But keep going with your troll. It's important to make a point that some people actually believe that shiat. Thanks for your work, man. Someone has to do the dirty stuff)
 
2012-10-01 12:24:59 PM

Kazrath: No shiat. The woman did not deserve to be raped and robbed but the fact is she also did not use her head. Leaving an apt door unlocked? Who the fark does that?


She was probably either sleeping in the nude, or in a sexy negligee. She obviously deserved it.
 
2012-10-01 12:26:22 PM
So her daughter is seven years old, still shared a bed with mom, and instead of missing out on school to comfort mom, she's missing dance class. Hmmm.
 
2012-10-01 12:26:53 PM

precious_crotchflake: No, no. The part where he confessed to raping her.


I missed that one, perhaps you can link me it. I see headlines claiming it and journalists for the NY Post claiming it. But in their articles I see:

Lucas admitted he snuck into the woman's apartment without permission, "but that he went in because he was feeling horny and that he took advantage of her," prosecutors said.

That's not an admission of rape. I never actually thought this lady made up the home invasion bit.
 
2012-10-01 12:27:08 PM

lennavan: My argument here is - "this is not savage rape." That's it.


Com'on Len. And the girl who's drink gets spikked then passes out... that's not a 'savage rape' either cause she didn't fight back. Or the girl who's too scared to try and fight off her attacker and therefore doesn't have any bruises. The argument just sounds a bit too legitimately rapey...

On the record, I haven't formed any opinion on this one yet. Not enough info.
 
2012-10-01 12:28:45 PM
FTFA: "These a--holes are going to say he's a good kid? I want that pizzeria to pay," she fumed.

Now isn't that an interesting way to phrase it?
 
2012-10-01 12:29:19 PM

CapeFearCadaver: On the record, I haven't formed any opinion on this one yet. Not enough info.


So you're one of those "rape apologists" mentioned upthread, eh?
 
2012-10-01 12:29:33 PM

BAMFinator: kcfarker: No tip necessary, ma'am.

[lolsnaps.com image 479x640]

Delivered pizzas for two years, never had anything like that happen.


I delivered sandwiches for one, and got sex as a "tip" from one customer.

And I would never blame the victim but I thinkit is fair to call stupid people stupid.

Law-enforcement sourc¬es said he tried a few doorknobs until he found the victim's unlocked - and went inside.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-01 12:30:00 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Why is the word raped in quotation marks? Was it not legitimate?


It's so that you notice it the first time. You know, so he doesn't have to say it twice.
 
2012-10-01 12:30:56 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Com'on Len. And the girl who's drink gets spikked then passes out... that's not a 'savage rape' either cause she didn't fight back. Or the girl who's too scared to try and fight off her attacker and therefore doesn't have any bruises. The argument just sounds a bit too legitimately rapey...

On the record, I haven't formed any opinion on this one yet. Not enough info.


Somehow I think your examples are different from:

"I screamed," the shaken 35-year-old woman told the Daily News in an apartment still covered with black fingerprint dust. "It took him about 30 seconds. I said, 'Get off of me,' and I pushed him.

"He said, 'I'm sorry,' and ran out."
 
2012-10-01 12:31:32 PM

lennavan: precious_crotchflake: No, no. The part where he confessed to raping her.

I missed that one, perhaps you can link me it. I see headlines claiming it and journalists for the NY Post claiming it. But in their articles I see:

Lucas admitted he snuck into the woman's apartment without permission, "but that he went in because he was feeling horny and that he took advantage of her," prosecutors said.

That's not an admission of rape. I never actually thought this lady made up the home invasion bit.


A baby-faced pizza-delivery boy confessed to savagely raping a woman in her Upper West Side apartment while her young daughter slept next to her in bed - because he was "feeling horny," court papers state."

But you go on! Because there are those who will keep up with the "I bet she's still lying cuz she wants to be paid by the pizzeria, and she must know/must have slept with someone in the court who fudged the statement for her!" and we need a per-emptive troll. Be proactive now.
 
2012-10-01 12:32:01 PM

WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: On the record, I haven't formed any opinion on this one yet. Not enough info.

So you're one of those "rape apologists" mentioned upthread, eh?


Ya got me.
 
2012-10-01 12:32:06 PM
Completely offtopic but I found a more interesting article in the recommended for you section after I RTFA.(w/pic)

/easier to fap to

Boobie Reduction
 
2012-10-01 12:32:54 PM

CapeFearCadaver: gunga galunga: CapeFearCadaver: This one delivery guy creeped me right the fark out a few months ago... the whole sneering eyes and smirk, and of course the tone of his voice as he tried to 'compliment' me... it wasn't a compliment, it was... gah, giving myself the heebie jeebies just thinking about it. I've been stared at and had nasty things said to me by strangers before and while annoying I'd simply ignore, not a big deal.
This guy, it was different, and he was at my front door. I gave him my very best evil eye, scratched out the tip I had written on the charge receipt and told him to fark off. The dog picks up my uneasiness and starts growling so he scampered off.
Then called the restaurant back and told them never to send that driver back to my place. They let me know that my complaint was the fifth they had received in the week he had been working for them.

You think they would have canned his ass after the second complaint.

That was my sentiment as well...


So after they informed you about the number of complaints against this guy, you told them you'll try the other places from now on, right?
 
2012-10-01 12:33:27 PM
But the victim wasn't buying it. "These a--holes are going to say he's a good kid? I want that pizzeria to pay," she fumed.

Of course you do. After seeing where he worked you know he doesn't have money.
 
2012-10-01 12:34:15 PM
"I'm scared. I want to sleep with a chain on and I'm going to keep the door locked,"

Even I keep the door chained and locked at all times and I'm 6'2", 220lbs. She's a godamned idiot if this wasn't a case where it was mistakenly left unsecured.
 
2012-10-01 12:34:43 PM

precious_crotchflake: A baby-faced pizza-delivery boy confessed to savagely raping a woman in her Upper West Side apartment while her young daughter slept next to her in bed - because he was "feeling horny," court papers state."


You realize the only part of this that was quoted from the court papers is the "feeling horny" part, right? That's why they only put quotations around that phrase. Then if you read more than the first farking sentence of the article, you can see the context:

Lucas admitted he snuck into the woman's apartment without permission, "but that he went in because he was feeling horny and that he took advantage of her," prosecutors said.

Court Papers: "He went in because he was feeling horny"
Article/You: "he admitted he raped her!"

Are you intelligent enough to see what just happened there and why a newspaper might stretch the truth to get better headlines and sell copies? Man you're a dipshiat.
 
2012-10-01 12:35:13 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: So after they informed you about the number of complaints against this guy, you told them you'll try the other places from now on, right?


Absolutely. Get my delivered pasta from elsewhere when I'm working long hours.
 
2012-10-01 12:35:13 PM
I actually knew a really hot pizza delivery girl. She was one of those rare Florida girls who was legitimately busting her ass to get through college and worked two jobs.

I actually convinced her to 'deliver' to me once late at night and she showed up in a modified slutty version of her Dominos uniform (shirt unbuttoned showing cleavage and super short Sophie pants).

Oh , man....good times.

/Dominos sucks
 
2012-10-01 12:36:03 PM

foxyshadis: lennavan: I want the world to know he raped me while my 7-year-old was asleep next to me

The suspect eventually fled, taking the woman's iPhone and $20 from her daughter's wallet, the victim said.

He covered my mouth and told me to be quiet. He said 'sshhh.' I kicked him and I pushed him. He was a little guy

I dunno, I just keep thinkin shenanigans. If you take everything she says at face value:

1) There is no mention of a weapon.
2) A 16 year old "little guy" over powered her in her bed.
3) He was savagely raped her while overpowering her kicks and pushes but in a manner so as not to wake the 7 year old.
4) Her 7 year old has $20 in a wallet.

Sorry, there's just zero chance this was savage rape. Rape is bad, so is lying about it.

Nah, all of that just makes her sound like a precious snowflake herself, who was unable to conceive of anything bad happening to her because she lives in a gated apartment in the good side of town. The Post is sleazy enough that they would have mentioned if the kid's side was that she opened the door wearing nothing but a robe as he was walking back to work. Lurid stories sell papers, the only thing more lurid than rape by a possibly-illegal is a young white mother seducing a possibly-illegal boy and crying rape.


Or getting horny, seducing him on an impulse, and then shiat turns bad when he decides to rob her and threaten to harm her, so she wants as much revenge as possible and instead of just claiming robbery, goes with the rape charge since his actions, post-coitus, changed how she felt about the sexual encounter. That's probably not what happened, but it's one possibility. I'm leaning towards believing her though.
 
2012-10-01 12:36:46 PM

lennavan: precious_crotchflake: A baby-faced pizza-delivery boy confessed to savagely raping a woman in her Upper West Side apartment while her young daughter slept next to her in bed - because he was "feeling horny," court papers state."

You realize the only part of this that was quoted from the court papers is the "feeling horny" part, right? That's why they only put quotations around that phrase. Then if you read more than the first farking sentence of the article, you can see the context:

Lucas admitted he snuck into the woman's apartment without permission, "but that he went in because he was feeling horny and that he took advantage of her," prosecutors said.

Court Papers: "He went in because he was feeling horny"
Article/You: "he admitted he raped her!"

Are you intelligent enough to see what just happened there and why a newspaper might stretch the truth to get better headlines and sell copies? Man you're a dipshiat.


Even a tabloid can't say "confessed to rape according to court papers" unless it happened. No tabloid has the budget to cover those legal expenses. And man, you are a testy little troll.
 
2012-10-01 12:39:02 PM

Al_Ed: spentmiles: When we were kids, my sister and I stayed at home alone during the summer while mom worked. Once a week or so, she'd leave us pizza money. We were dumb kids, so we never even thought of tipping the driver. All through elementary and middle school we ordered from Dominos, which was the only pizza that tasted good to us.

When I was old enough to drive, I got a job at that Dominos delievering pizzas myself. I learned firsthand that the drivers do not even make minimum wage. They have to rely on tips to make any money at all. So I can definately see how a delivery guy might get frustrated if someone wasn't tipping right.

The Dominos where I worked had this old 486 that they ran everything off. One slow afternoon, I was wandering through the file system and came across a password protected folder that was labeled with my home address. After a few tries, I guessed the password - AVOIDNOID69. Inside were hundreds of pictures of former dominos delivery guys, managers, even the owner, doing terrible things to pizzas - spitting on them, blowing their noses on them, wiping themselves with the crusts, even masturbating each other into their cheese. I couldn't help it - I threw up all over the monitor and keyboard.

I've long since switched to DiGiorno, but all secrets be told, I squeeze my dog and make him piss all over it before I bake it. I guess your tastes are all defined by what you grew up with.


I've missed you...


Not to sound insensitive, but my secretary actually thought spentmiles was one of the gentlemen killed in the embassy attack. I show her stupid shiat on fark and SA all the time and she asked me, "how come the guy who makes up the outrageous shiat hasn't posted in a long time?"

Your posts go beyond fark and make middle aged women giggle.
 
2012-10-01 12:39:14 PM

lennavan: precious_crotchflake: A baby-faced pizza-delivery boy confessed to savagely raping a woman in her Upper West Side apartment while her young daughter slept next to her in bed - because he was "feeling horny," court papers state."

You realize the only part of this that was quoted from the court papers is the "feeling horny" part, right? That's why they only put quotations around that phrase. Then if you read more than the first farking sentence of the article, you can see the context:

Lucas admitted he snuck into the woman's apartment without permission, "but that he went in because he was feeling horny and that he took advantage of her," prosecutors said.

Court Papers: "He went in because he was feeling horny"
Article/You: "he admitted he raped her!"

Are you intelligent enough to see what just happened there and why a newspaper might stretch the truth to get better headlines and sell copies? Man you're a dipshiat.


She's just following the Second Law of Histrionic Feminism:

"II. Anyone who questions any aspect of a womyn's rape claim, regardless of how implausible that claim may be, must be shamed into silence."
 
2012-10-01 12:43:20 PM

WhippingBoy: lennavan: precious_crotchflake: A baby-faced pizza-delivery boy confessed to savagely raping a woman in her Upper West Side apartment while her young daughter slept next to her in bed - because he was "feeling horny," court papers state."

You realize the only part of this that was quoted from the court papers is the "feeling horny" part, right? That's why they only put quotations around that phrase. Then if you read more than the first farking sentence of the article, you can see the context:

Lucas admitted he snuck into the woman's apartment without permission, "but that he went in because he was feeling horny and that he took advantage of her," prosecutors said.

Court Papers: "He went in because he was feeling horny"
Article/You: "he admitted he raped her!"

Are you intelligent enough to see what just happened there and why a newspaper might stretch the truth to get better headlines and sell copies? Man you're a dipshiat.

She's just following the Second Law of Histrionic Feminism:

"II. Anyone who questions any aspect of a womyn's rape claim, regardless of how implausible that claim may be, must be shamed into silence."


except I'm a dude. But you make me what you need me, the same way you do with facts.
 
2012-10-01 12:47:35 PM

precious_crotchflake: Even a tabloid can't say "confessed to rape according to court papers" unless it happened. No tabloid has the budget to cover those legal expenses.


So you agree the court papers did not actually state he confessed? Wow, it is very rare on Fark.com when someone admits they are wrong. Kudos to you my good sir. Yet that did not stop the paper from claiming it anyways. You even quoted it:

precious_crotchflake: A baby-faced pizza-delivery boy confessed to savagely raping a woman in her Upper West Side apartment


Hey, you and I agree!
 
2012-10-01 12:48:18 PM

precious_crotchflake: except I'm a dude. But you make me what you need me, the same way you do with facts.


Says the dude who first quoted "confessed to savagely raping a woman" and then admitted it never happened? Teehee.
 
2012-10-01 12:51:51 PM

lennavan: So you agree the court papers did not actually state he confessed? Wow, it is very rare on Fark.com when someone admits they are wrong. Kudos to you my good sir. Yet that did not stop the paper from claiming it anyways. You even quoted it:

I marched into the same Costco today. I had since thrown out the receipt


No, I have not forgotten... yet.
 
2012-10-01 12:53:27 PM

spiderpaz: Or getting horny, seducing him on an impulse, and then shiat turns bad when he decides to rob her and threaten to harm her, so she wants as much revenge as possible and instead of just claiming robbery, goes with the rape charge since his actions, post-coitus, changed how she felt about the sexual encounter. That's probably not what happened, but it's one possibility. I'm leaning towards believing her though.


Fark is not your personal erotica forum... unless your name is spentmiles, in which case Penthouse us up.
 
2012-10-01 12:53:53 PM

SkunkWerks: lennavan: So you agree the court papers did not actually state he confessed? Wow, it is very rare on Fark.com when someone admits they are wrong. Kudos to you my good sir. Yet that did not stop the paper from claiming it anyways. You even quoted it:

I marched into the same Costco today. I had since thrown out the receipt

No, I have not forgotten... yet.

This guy keeps all the paper that comes with purchases. Also throws out receipts.


Me either =D
 
2012-10-01 12:53:58 PM

WienerButt: Your posts go beyond fark and make middle aged women giggle.


Just like pictures of my penis.
 
2012-10-01 12:57:20 PM

lennavan: precious_crotchflake: except I'm a dude. But you make me what you need me, the same way you do with facts.

Says the dude who first quoted "confessed to savagely raping a woman" and then admitted it never happened? Teehee.


oh YOU!!!
Seriously though, First rule of troll club: Trolls can massage facts, but they cannot outright lie.
 
2012-10-01 12:58:00 PM

lennavan: SkunkWerks: lennavan: So you agree the court papers did not actually state he confessed? Wow, it is very rare on Fark.com when someone admits they are wrong. Kudos to you my good sir. Yet that did not stop the paper from claiming it anyways. You even quoted it:

I marched into the same Costco today. I had since thrown out the receipt

No, I have not forgotten... yet.

This guy keeps all the paper that comes with purchases. Also throws out receipts.

Me either =D


Wonder if she kept her receipt...
 
2012-10-01 12:58:46 PM

macadamnut: [www.teeshirtgallery.com image 450x363]


I bought this shirt on my 6th grade class trip. Loved it! That was about 23 yrs ago.

How did this guy "fark everything all up?" Did she have plans to be raped by someone else? I am sure she received her iphone and $20 back.
 
2012-10-01 12:59:47 PM
Bow-Chicka OW OW
 
2012-10-01 01:01:04 PM

lennavan: precious_crotchflake: Even a tabloid can't say "confessed to rape according to court papers" unless it happened. No tabloid has the budget to cover those legal expenses.

So you agree the court papers did not actually state he confessed? Wow, it is very rare on Fark.com when someone admits they are wrong. Kudos to you my good sir. Yet that did not stop the paper from claiming it anyways. You even quoted it:

precious_crotchflake: A baby-faced pizza-delivery boy confessed to savagely raping a woman in her Upper West Side apartment

Hey, you and I agree!


OK, you're just confusing yourself now. Step back, take a breath, and get your perspective back.
Can't believe I'm being someone's troll-coach.
 
2012-10-01 01:06:01 PM

precious_crotchflake: lennavan: precious_crotchflake: except I'm a dude. But you make me what you need me, the same way you do with facts.

Says the dude who first quoted "confessed to savagely raping a woman" and then admitted it never happened? Teehee.

oh YOU!!!
Seriously though, First rule of troll club: Trolls can massage facts, but they cannot outright lie.


Dude, I'm trying really hard not to call you a troll but the way you keep bringing it up and defining it, it's becoming more and more difficult not to.

precious_crotchflake: OK, you're just confusing yourself now. Step back, take a breath, and get your perspective back.



Those were both actually direct quotes from you. I'm thinkin you're the confused one.
 
2012-10-01 01:09:32 PM

precious_crotchflake: Trolls can massage facts, but they cannot outright lie.


lolkeeper.com
 
2012-10-01 01:09:48 PM

lennavan: precious_crotchflake: lennavan: precious_crotchflake: except I'm a dude. But you make me what you need me, the same way you do with facts.

Says the dude who first quoted "confessed to savagely raping a woman" and then admitted it never happened? Teehee.

oh YOU!!!
Seriously though, First rule of troll club: Trolls can massage facts, but they cannot outright lie.

Dude, I'm trying really hard not to call you a troll but the way you keep bringing it up and defining it, it's becoming more and more difficult not to.

precious_crotchflake: OK, you're just confusing yourself now. Step back, take a breath, and get your perspective back.

Those were both actually direct quotes from you. I'm thinkin you're the confused one.


See? You're not doing so bad. Just needed a little pep talk from me and you're back on track. And excellent save there: When facts get hard to meld into your shtick, just stick to doing the runaround thing.
 
2012-10-01 01:30:38 PM

precious_crotchflake: lennavan: precious_crotchflake: lennavan: precious_crotchflake: except I'm a dude. But you make me what you need me, the same way you do with facts.

Says the dude who first quoted "confessed to savagely raping a woman" and then admitted it never happened? Teehee.

oh YOU!!!
Seriously though, First rule of troll club: Trolls can massage facts, but they cannot outright lie.

Dude, I'm trying really hard not to call you a troll but the way you keep bringing it up and defining it, it's becoming more and more difficult not to.

precious_crotchflake: OK, you're just confusing yourself now. Step back, take a breath, and get your perspective back.

Those were both actually direct quotes from you. I'm thinkin you're the confused one.

See? You're not doing so bad. Just needed a little pep talk from me and you're back on track. And excellent save there: When facts get hard to meld into your shtick, just stick to doing the runaround thing.



You've completely left reasonable discussion, facts and reality and instead went to just herpin and derpin. You then claim I'm the one doing it. This is your way of admitting you realized you were wrong but also realizing you're far too dug into this argument to admit you were wrong, so you have to divert the conversation and pretend you won, right?

Hey man, I got no beef with that. At least you learned something today.
 
2012-10-01 01:56:53 PM

CapeFearCadaver: This one delivery guy creeped me right the fark out a few months ago... the whole sneering eyes and smirk, and of course the tone of his voice as he tried to 'compliment' me... it wasn't a compliment, it was... gah, giving myself the heebie jeebies just thinking about it. I've been stared at and had nasty things said to me by strangers before and while annoying I'd simply ignore, not a big deal.
This guy, it was different, and he was at my front door. I gave him my very best evil eye, scratched out the tip I had written on the charge receipt and told him to fark off. The dog picks up my uneasiness and starts growling so he scampered off.
Then called the restaurant back and told them never to send that driver back to my place. They let me know that my complaint was the fifth they had received in the week he had been working for them.




How YOU doin?

listverse.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-01 01:58:06 PM

sodomizer: The usual silliness:

"He's a good kid, he works hard, keeps his nose clean."

Except for that bust where they caught him with another 30-something woman's credit card, jumping a turnstile.

It's the "he's a good kid" mentality that keeps victimizers on the street.


Couple years ago we had a guy that was 30 something years old, spent more of his life in prison than out, had a multitude of violent felony convictions, and had been out of prison less than 5 months when he was shot dead trying to run over a cop while driving a stolen SUV at the end of a high speed chase where he accidently hit like 5 parked cars and a house, and intentionally rammed 2 police cruisers.

His family wanted to sue the local police, the state police(he was trying to run over the local and the statie shot him) and the city. They refused to believe he would do what the cops and all the eye-witnesses agreed he did because he was a really nice guy that was working hard to turn his life around. He was black, the statie was white and the local he tried to run down was black. So the family was convinced it was racism cause the white cop shot him.
 
2012-10-01 02:23:55 PM
Law-enforcement sources said he tried a few doorknobs until he found the victim's unlocked - and went inside.
So she left her door unlocked? Good job!

"I'm so angry, He just f--ked up everything," she said.
Next to rape, being a sloppy guest is the worst thing you can do.

"I'm scared. I want to sleep with a chain on and I'm going to keep the door locked," she said.
That is always a good idea

But the victim wasn't buying it. "These a--holes are going to say he's a good kid? I want that pizzeria to pay," she fumed.
The pizzaeria didn't do anything wrong sweetheart. The guy who raped you? Yes. You leaving the door unlocked? Yes. Pizzeria hiring a kid to deliver? No.

Her brave daughter stayed home to comfort her shaken mother.
With mom being a crying mess, the kid was terrified. Way to sheild your kid who isn't old enough to understand rape.

Lucas has lived in a two-bedroom apartment with his parents, two brothers and three sisters for about five years, the super said.
Am I reading this correctly? 8 people in a two bedroom apartment? That alone might be enough to drive me over the edge.
 
2012-10-01 02:39:14 PM
Something doesn't smell right here, and it's not the anchovies.

The fact that she said she kicked him and pushed him, "he was a little guy," makes me wonder whether there was actual penetration. Maybe he just humped her a few times.

And I'm going with the idea that NOT locking your door in an urban apartment building while you sleep is beyond careless or naive. Are we sure she wasn't expecting him to "drop by"?

Finally, the building looks like the one on the opening credits of The Jeffersons.
 
2012-10-01 02:44:45 PM
What a sicko.... to a 16 year old boy, a 35 year old woman is like an 85 year old woman is to a 30 year old man, or something like that. Not exactly sure of the equation, but 35 is old old.
 
2012-10-01 03:07:40 PM

filter: What a sicko.... to a 16 year old boy, a 35 year old woman is like an 85 year old woman is to a 30 year old man, or something like that. Not exactly sure of the equation, but 35 is old old.


In HS, I had a friend whose 37 year old mother was smoking hot. I can assure you that we didn't think of her as an old woman and would have done her, if she'd been into screwing teenaged boys. It isn't the age so much as the allure. A horny 16 year old will at least consider farking anything.
 
2012-10-01 05:37:31 PM

foxyshadis: Alonjar: Something about this just seems off.

I'm going to go with she was actually raped, but she didnt bother trying to stop him or fight him off. He just told her to be quiet and she did what he wanted.

Which is very possible, and people who know anything about rape wouldn't blame her - real people seize up with fear and shock, but try telling that to all of the people who will say "Why didn't you just scream and fight him off? Maybe you really wanted it?" and you start lying quick. TV shows always show rape/murder victims with skin under their nails and other signs of struggle, but the majority actually comply and just zone out to another place while they hope it's over quick. Unfortunately, if it is a lie and they find no bruises, she'll be torn apart when it goes to court and made to look as if she must have wanted it, which will be a travesty of justice.


her daughter was lying next to her, what could have happened to her if she fought and didn't win. A 16 year old boy if he is fit is probably stronger than a woman.
 
2012-10-01 05:44:26 PM
Pizzas aren't pies.
 
ecl
2012-10-01 06:01:32 PM

orbister: Pizzas aren't pies.


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