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(NYPost)   Woman has sex with the pizza delivery boy. But not by choice   (nypost.com) divider line 222
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2012-10-01 11:21:58 AM
All I can say is thank God that NY has gun control. There were no fatalities and the rapist was able to leave unharmed.
 
2012-10-01 11:22:13 AM

abhorrent1: I never walked around with $20 in my pocket when I was 7. Didn't even own a wallet.

/yes I'm old
//for $20 you can walk on my lawn.


My kids (7 and 8) keep wallets, they carry $20 at a minimum. That's a cab/subway/bus ride home, maybe some food. We check every week at allowance time to make sure it's there - it always has been.

Don't get me wrong - I'd freak the hell out if either of them showed up to the house in a cab. But this teaches them that they can't spend every dime they have in their wallet.
 
2012-10-01 11:22:21 AM
Ok I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but some of these comments are pretty appalling. Probably wouldn't be so funny if it was your mother, wife, daughter, etc. who got raped...
 
2012-10-01 11:22:43 AM

mc_madness: this story smells fishy like an anchovy to me...

 

FTFY
 
2012-10-01 11:23:06 AM

offmymeds: Another Government Employee: Pepperoni or Sausage?

Does it come with a cheesy crust?


You have to lick the cheesy crust off and then it comes.
 
2012-10-01 11:23:35 AM

skullkrusher: he confessed


Got a source? That fact is suspiciously absent from the linked article.
 
2012-10-01 11:23:54 AM

pseudoscience: Ok I hate to be a Debbie Downer


No you don't.
 
2012-10-01 11:24:49 AM
So Akins is delivering pizza now?
 
2012-10-01 11:27:02 AM

a61sun: Yeah this sounds really fishy to me. Plus she wants the pizzeria to pay? for what? employing someone who may or may not have committed a crime? Waitin for the FollowUp.


Pretty hard to get a decent background check on a 16 year old though.

I'm not sure the pizzeria should have any responsibility here. She didn't even order a pizza. She just left her door unlocked.
 
2012-10-01 11:27:16 AM
"But I didn't order stuffed crust!"
 
2012-10-01 11:28:53 AM

pseudoscience: Ok I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but some of these comments are pretty appalling. Probably wouldn't be so funny if it was your mother, wife, daughter, etc. who got raped...


I'd really like someone to rape rape the ex.
 
2012-10-01 11:30:03 AM

pseudoscience: Ok I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but some of these comments are pretty appalling. Probably wouldn't be so funny if it was your mother, wife, daughter, etc. who got raped...


Maybe it is because some of us understand that 1) it's an article in the NY Post and 2) she said that he told her to be quiet and she kicked him then he left and 3) she claims to have been savagely raped, with her seven year old daughter sleeping next to her. This is unlikely. Asleep or not, children are pretty much programmed to respond to alarms and distress from mother. So we ain't buying the story.
 
2012-10-01 11:30:07 AM

calbert: bigsausagepizza.com


Those videos always deeply bothered me. What a waste of a good pizza.
 
2012-10-01 11:33:57 AM
I call shenanigans
 
2012-10-01 11:38:41 AM
"... I want that pizzeria to pay," she fumed.
 
2012-10-01 11:41:43 AM

THX 1138: skullkrusher: he confessed

Got a source? That fact is suspiciously absent from the linked article.


Linked article is a few days old
 
2012-10-01 11:44:00 AM

BoxOfBees: "... I want that pizzeria to pay," she fumed.


Wtf? Like their policy was "If its not there in 30 minutes, you get raped" or some shiat.
 
2012-10-01 11:45:47 AM
Did the pizza guy come in 20 minutes or less? If not, it's free, right?
 
2012-10-01 11:46:25 AM
FTA: But the victim wasn't buying it. "These a--holes are going to say he's a good kid?"

To be fair, a lot of people found Ted Bundy and Michael Ross were "good kids" too. This is because they were exceedingly charming and very good at fooling people about themselves.

That said, would you say he was an "awful kid" if you'd never seen evidence or cause to believe that was the case? And if so, are you a lying douchebag by habit, or does it just come naturally?
 
2012-10-01 11:48:56 AM
I was skeptical up until she was quoted as saying the pizza place "has to pay" and NOW she'll start chaining her door at nights. Then I realized that there's a good probability that she's full of shiat. Chances are, her married lover that was paying her bills is no longer doing so, so she's trying to find another payday someplace else.
 
2012-10-01 11:51:36 AM
I am still shocked that someone living in NYC would leave the door unlocked at any time in the day, let alone when sleeping.
 
2012-10-01 11:51:51 AM

lennavan: I want the world to know he raped me while my 7-year-old was asleep next to me

The suspect eventually fled, taking the woman's iPhone and $20 from her daughter's wallet, the victim said.

He covered my mouth and told me to be quiet. He said 'sshhh.' I kicked him and I pushed him. He was a little guy

I dunno, I just keep thinkin shenanigans. If you take everything she says at face value:

1) There is no mention of a weapon.
2) A 16 year old "little guy" over powered her in her bed.
3) He was savagely raped her while overpowering her kicks and pushes but in a manner so as not to wake the 7 year old.
4) Her 7 year old has $20 in a wallet.

Sorry, there's just zero chance this was savage rape. Rape is bad, so is lying about it.


5. possibly accusing to avoid being charged with statuatory rape?

That is the shenanigan I AK guessing at this point.
 
2012-10-01 11:52:12 AM

SkunkWerks: To be fair, a lot of people found Ted Bundy and Michael Ross were "good kids" too. This is because they were exceedingly charming and very good at fooling people about themselves.


Myself and everyone I knew thought my ex was one of the most amazing people EVAR... until we all realized at the same time that he was an abusive, psychotic asshole.

I figure, honestly, that he had spent 30 years going to such great lenths to wear that mask of amazing person when he knew he wasn't... and finally just snapped and let it all hang out, for everyone to see.

/including (hopefully) himself
 
2012-10-01 11:53:26 AM

skullkrusher: Linked article is a few days old

 

Cool. Thanks.

Wonder if the "she's lying" crowd will stop.
 
2012-10-01 11:54:04 AM

THX 1138: skullkrusher: Linked article is a few days old 

Cool. Thanks.

Wonder if the "she's lying" crowd will stop.


doubtful
 
ecl
2012-10-01 11:57:15 AM

spentmiles: When we were kids, my sister and I stayed at home alone during the summer while mom worked. Once a week or so, she'd leave us pizza money. We were dumb kids, so we never even thought of tipping the driver. All through elementary and middle school we ordered from Dominos, which was the only pizza that tasted good to us.

When I was old enough to drive, I got a job at that Dominos delievering pizzas myself. I learned firsthand that the drivers do not even make minimum wage. They have to rely on tips to make any money at all. So I can definately see how a delivery guy might get frustrated if someone wasn't tipping right.

The Dominos where I worked had this old 486 that they ran everything off. One slow afternoon, I was wandering through the file system and came across a password protected folder that was labeled with my home address. After a few tries, I guessed the password - AVOIDNOID69. Inside were hundreds of pictures of former dominos delivery guys, managers, even the owner, doing terrible things to pizzas - spitting on them, blowing their noses on them, wiping themselves with the crusts, even masturbating each other into their cheese. I couldn't help it - I threw up all over the monitor and keyboard.

I've long since switched to DiGiorno, but all secrets be told, I squeeze my dog and make him piss all over it before I bake it. I guess your tastes are all defined by what you grew up with.


+1
 
2012-10-01 11:59:14 AM

lennavan: I want the world to know he raped me while my 7-year-old was asleep next to me

The suspect eventually fled, taking the woman's iPhone and $20 from her daughter's wallet, the victim said.

He covered my mouth and told me to be quiet. He said 'sshhh.' I kicked him and I pushed him. He was a little guy

I dunno, I just keep thinkin shenanigans. If you take everything she says at face value:

1) There is no mention of a weapon.
2) A 16 year old "little guy" over powered her in her bed.
3) He was savagely raped her while overpowering her kicks and pushes but in a manner so as not to wake the 7 year old.
4) Her 7 year old has $20 in a wallet.

Sorry, there's just zero chance this was savage rape. Rape is bad, so is lying about it.


we'll have to see if she gets pregnant to tell for sure.
 
2012-10-01 12:02:52 PM
chicago pizza > NYC PIZZA
 
2012-10-01 12:03:25 PM
I'm totally not getting the blatant rape deniying from otherwise reasonable Farkers in this thread. Is there some ironic new meme I missed out on?
 
2012-10-01 12:03:55 PM

WhippingBoy: lennavan: I want the world to know he raped me while my 7-year-old was asleep next to me

The suspect eventually fled, taking the woman's iPhone and $20 from her daughter's wallet, the victim said.

He covered my mouth and told me to be quiet. He said 'sshhh.' I kicked him and I pushed him. He was a little guy

I dunno, I just keep thinkin shenanigans. If you take everything she says at face value:

1) There is no mention of a weapon.
2) A 16 year old "little guy" over powered her in her bed.
3) He was savagely raped her while overpowering her kicks and pushes but in a manner so as not to wake the 7 year old.
4) Her 7 year old has $20 in a wallet.

Sorry, there's just zero chance this was savage rape. Rape is bad, so is lying about it.

She seemed more concerned that he was wandering around her apartment than she did about the rape...


She seems more concerned with making the pizzeria pay.
 
2012-10-01 12:04:21 PM
He had worked at the shop part-time on weekend nights for about a year, said a co-worker, adding, "He's a good kid."

He just occasionally comes back a little late from deliveries.
 
2012-10-01 12:04:57 PM
Hmm, some of the reviews from seamless really give off red flags:

"The delivery was quick."

"Tried the grandma pie...pretty good! "

"sauce is sickeningly sweet"
 
2012-10-01 12:05:53 PM
bow chicka wow wow.
 
2012-10-01 12:07:00 PM
and u thought the price was rape
 
2012-10-01 12:09:55 PM

Jae0o0: 1. If you are in fear for your life and the life of your child you're most likely going to assume someone trying to rape you came armed and will kill you.


There is no mention of a weapon.
The kid who raped her she described as "a little guy." Little guy is relative. Who I consider little is very different than who Shaquille O'Neal considers little. This lady considered him a little guy.
She doesn't want the dude who raped her to pay, she wants the pizza place to pay.
Her seven year old slept through the ordeal.

It wasn't savage rape. What it was I don't know but it wasn't savage rape.

Cesar Lucas, 16, was busted at his boss' 10th Ave. pizzeria shortly after dropping off a pie in the building and then sexually assaulting his shocked victim, cops said.

"I screamed," the shaken 35-year-old woman told the Daily News in an apartment still covered with black fingerprint dust. "It took him about 30 seconds. I said, 'Get off of me,' and I pushed him.

"He said, 'I'm sorry,' and ran out.
"


Link

30 seconds, she pushed him off and said get off, so he ran away. This is your savage rape. Yes it's bad but man, it's not exactly Somalia.
 
2012-10-01 12:12:18 PM
JackieRabbit


She could be making the whole thing up. Many rape claims are completely false.

Link

DiCanio (1993) states that while researchers and prosecutors do not agree on the exact percentage of false allegations, they generally agree on a range of 2% to 8%.[14]
Taylor (1987) wrote that "suspicion and disbelief of women who charge men with rape have for centuries had a stranglehold on [...] laws nominally designed to protect women against rape. As a result, many women did not report or prosecute rapes because the process was so often humiliating."[15]
 
2012-10-01 12:12:20 PM
"Ok ma'am. Here's your pizza" unzip... "and here's your pepperoni".

You live in the New York City you dumb biatch. Lock your doors.
 
2012-10-01 12:12:50 PM

SpectroBoy: Why is 'raped' in quotes? Is there concern that this was not legitimate rape?


The baby self-terminated.
 
2012-10-01 12:13:17 PM

precious_crotchflake: I'm totally not getting the blatant rape deniying from otherwise reasonable Farkers in this thread. Is there some ironic new meme I missed out on?


"Some little dude savagely raped me while my daughter slept next to me and she never woke up. I want the pizzaria he works for to pay."

Seems legit.
 
2012-10-01 12:13:45 PM
i.imgur.com

We all know what "I.C. Wiener" is code for...
 
2012-10-01 12:13:57 PM
It must be Monday on Fark
 
2012-10-01 12:14:07 PM

precious_crotchflake: I'm totally not getting the blatant rape deniying from otherwise reasonable Farkers in this thread. Is there some ironic new meme I missed out on?


You mean the "some portions of her story seem a bit strange, so I'm not going to automatically believe everything she says until I see more evidence" meme?
 
2012-10-01 12:15:39 PM

lennavan: skullkrusher: lennavan: Quaker: I'm not saying that I think she's lying

I'll say it. She's lying.

apparently he is as well since he confessed

I don't doubt he entered her apartment, maybe even grabbed her cooch or something. It's not savage rape.


I know, what a lying biatch. There's "rape," "rape-rape," "legitimate rape" "snuggly and cuddly rape," "professional rape" "gluten-free rape" and "savage rape." Her imprecision is just irresponsible.
 
2012-10-01 12:16:55 PM

WhippingBoy: precious_crotchflake: I'm totally not getting the blatant rape deniying from otherwise reasonable Farkers in this thread. Is there some ironic new meme I missed out on?

You mean the "some portions of her story seem a bit strange, so I'm not going to automatically believe everything she says until I see more evidence" meme?


I think you're going more by the "I'm not going to believe her even though there's no evidence that she's lying" technique.

He confessed, BTW.
 
2012-10-01 12:18:06 PM

lennavan: precious_crotchflake: I'm totally not getting the blatant rape deniying from otherwise reasonable Farkers in this thread. Is there some ironic new meme I missed out on?

"Some little dude savagely raped me while my daughter slept next to me and she never woke up. I want the pizzaria he works for to pay."

Seems legit.


did you see the part where he confessed?
 
2012-10-01 12:19:06 PM

precious_crotchflake: WhippingBoy: precious_crotchflake: I'm totally not getting the blatant rape deniying from otherwise reasonable Farkers in this thread. Is there some ironic new meme I missed out on?

You mean the "some portions of her story seem a bit strange, so I'm not going to automatically believe everything she says until I see more evidence" meme?

I think you're going more by the "I'm not going to believe her even though there's no evidence that she's lying" technique.

He confessed, BTW.


I know. That part wasn't mentioned in the original link, however.
 
2012-10-01 12:19:33 PM

mctwin2kman: I am still shocked that someone living in NYC would leave the door unlocked at any time in the day, let alone when sleeping.


It's the Upper West Side, which is very upscale. All the apartment buildings either have secure entrances or doormen. A lot of people in such places don't lock their door because they think they don't have to.
 
2012-10-01 12:20:38 PM

precious_crotchflake: lennavan: precious_crotchflake: I'm totally not getting the blatant rape deniying from otherwise reasonable Farkers in this thread. Is there some ironic new meme I missed out on?

"Some little dude savagely raped me while my daughter slept next to me and she never woke up. I want the pizzaria he works for to pay."

Seems legit.

did you see the part where he confessed?


The part where he confessed to entering her apartment while horny? Yeah I did. My argument here is - "this is not savage rape." That's it.

precious_crotchflake: I think you're going more by the "I'm not going to believe her even though there's no evidence that she's lying" technique.


Also known as the "innocent until proven guilty" technique? WTF is that shiat, right?
 
2012-10-01 12:21:07 PM

WhippingBoy: precious_crotchflake: WhippingBoy: precious_crotchflake: I'm totally not getting the blatant rape deniying from otherwise reasonable Farkers in this thread. Is there some ironic new meme I missed out on?

You mean the "some portions of her story seem a bit strange, so I'm not going to automatically believe everything she says until I see more evidence" meme?

I think you're going more by the "I'm not going to believe her even though there's no evidence that she's lying" technique.

He confessed, BTW.

I know. That part wasn't mentioned in the original link, however.


Doesn't matter.
 
2012-10-01 12:21:45 PM

skinink: I hope he's put away for a long time. But it should be a reminder that even in any type of apt. building you don't leave doors unlocked. At least the woman wasn't murdered.


No shiat. The woman did not deserve to be raped and robbed but the fact is she also did not use her head. Leaving an apt door unlocked? Who the fark does that?
 
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