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(NYPost)   Woman has sex with the pizza delivery boy. But not by choice   (nypost.com) divider line 222
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2012-10-01 09:07:14 AM  
Pizza and sex? Thats a hell of a deal
 
2012-10-01 09:40:22 AM  

cman: Pizza and sex? Thats a hell of a deal


Sounded to me like it was an offer she couldn't refuse.
 
2012-10-01 09:54:38 AM  

xanadian: cman: Pizza and sex? Thats a hell of a deal

Sounded to me like it was an offer she couldn't refuse.


+1

You one upped me like I was your biatch
 
2012-10-01 10:14:44 AM  
I hope this guy gets raped in 30 minutes or less
 
2012-10-01 10:15:57 AM  
Knock, knock.
"Who is it?"
"Rape guy."
"Um, no. I don't-"
"Pizza Guy".
"Oh, well that makes more sense then."
 
2012-10-01 10:16:28 AM  
I guess they both wanted a slice.
 
2012-10-01 10:16:55 AM  
So what is worse ... 'rape' or rape?
 
2012-10-01 10:17:55 AM  
You know what happens next, Mr. Lebowski....
 
2012-10-01 10:17:56 AM  
$20 from her daughter's wallet

So her 7/yo has a wallet and carries around 20s?
 
2012-10-01 10:18:35 AM  
Why is the word raped in quotation marks? Was it not legitimate?
 
2012-10-01 10:18:40 AM  
But was it legitimate rape?
 
2012-10-01 10:18:59 AM  
She shouldn't have ordered extra meat...
 
2012-10-01 10:19:33 AM  
The usual silliness:

"He's a good kid, he works hard, keeps his nose clean."

Except for that bust where they caught him with another 30-something woman's credit card, jumping a turnstile.

It's the "he's a good kid" mentality that keeps victimizers on the street.
 
2012-10-01 10:19:51 AM  

abhorrent1: $20 from her daughter's wallet

So her 7/yo has a wallet and carries around 20s?


16 year old delivers pizza and rapes a woman in the building?
 
2012-10-01 10:19:57 AM  
FTA: He delivered a pizza on her floor, then tried doorknobs untill he found one open.

Gunnery SGT Hartman: "I am dissappoint".
 
2012-10-01 10:20:08 AM  
this story smells fishy to me...
 
2012-10-01 10:20:16 AM  

BigSnatch: She shouldn't have ordered extra meat sausage...

 
2012-10-01 10:20:27 AM  
Little Caesar's: Pizza, Penis
 
2012-10-01 10:20:39 AM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Why is the word raped in quotation marks? Was it not legitimate?


that's part of the Post's style. Meant to denote allegations prior to trial.
 
2012-10-01 10:20:40 AM  
Well she asked for pizza with everything.
 
2012-10-01 10:20:56 AM  
I hope he's put away for a long time. But it should be a reminder that even in any type of apt. building you don't leave doors unlocked. At least the woman wasn't murdered.
 
2012-10-01 10:21:15 AM  
I am here to fix ze cable, ich bin expert.
 
2012-10-01 10:21:16 AM  

abhorrent1: BigSnatch: She shouldn't have ordered extra meat sausage...


He brought the sausage and decided he wanted a little anchovy too?
 
2012-10-01 10:21:36 AM  
where's giuliani when u need him
 
2012-10-01 10:21:52 AM  
No tip necessary, ma'am.

lolsnaps.com
 
2012-10-01 10:22:00 AM  
She bought the pizza, she knew what she was getting into. I say let her crash.
 
2012-10-01 10:23:00 AM  
theinfosphere.org
 
2012-10-01 10:23:14 AM  
"A baby-faced pizza-delivery boy savagely raped a woman..."

That's nothing; a pizza-faced delivery boy savagely raped a woman here recently.
 
2012-10-01 10:23:28 AM  

JackieRabbit: Little Caesar's: Pizza, Penis


Fark you, I read that in his voice and now it's stuck in my head.
 
2012-10-01 10:23:40 AM  
"Law-enforcement sources said he tried a few doorknobs until he found the victim's unlocked - and went inside."

It's not her fault, but truly, lock your door. Naive or just stupid, and now a rape victim.
 
2012-10-01 10:24:24 AM  
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2012-10-01 10:25:01 AM  
'raped'?? Did Akin write this article?
 
hej
2012-10-01 10:25:17 AM  
"He violated us, it's disgusting - roaming around apartments looking to hurt people while you're working."

Not sure why this is qualified with "while you're working."
 
2012-10-01 10:25:26 AM  

skullkrusher: abhorrent1: BigSnatch: She shouldn't have ordered extra meat sausage...

He brought the sausage and decided he wanted a little anchovy too?


No no. She ordered the extra anchovies

www.hollywoodteenmovies.com
 
2012-10-01 10:27:21 AM  

kcfarker: No tip necessary, ma'am.

[lolsnaps.com image 479x640]


Delivered pizzas for two years, never had anything like that happen.
 
2012-10-01 10:27:42 AM  
But every gets the 5 bucks buck-buck deal, ma'am
 
2012-10-01 10:28:50 AM  

mc_madness: this story smells fishy to me...


Okay. Who ordered anchovies?
 
2012-10-01 10:28:58 AM  
He delivered pizza to someone else in the building, so he wasn't her pizza delivery boy, he was only her rapist.
 
2012-10-01 10:29:46 AM  
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2012-10-01 10:29:59 AM  
Yes, I said pizza twice.

/I like pizza
 
2012-10-01 10:31:29 AM  
I want the world to know he raped me while my 7-year-old was asleep next to me

The suspect eventually fled, taking the woman's iPhone and $20 from her daughter's wallet, the victim said.

He covered my mouth and told me to be quiet. He said 'sshhh.' I kicked him and I pushed him. He was a little guy


I dunno, I just keep thinkin shenanigans. If you take everything she says at face value:

1) There is no mention of a weapon.
2) A 16 year old "little guy" over powered her in her bed.
3) He was savagely raped her while overpowering her kicks and pushes but in a manner so as not to wake the 7 year old.
4) Her 7 year old has $20 in a wallet.

Sorry, there's just zero chance this was savage rape. Rape is bad, so is lying about it.
 
2012-10-01 10:31:42 AM  
But the victim wasn't buying it. "These a--holes are going to say he's a good kid? I want that pizzeria to pay," she fumed.

Cash or check?
 
2012-10-01 10:32:05 AM  
That was a terribly written article.
 
2012-10-01 10:32:11 AM  
When we were kids, my sister and I stayed at home alone during the summer while mom worked. Once a week or so, she'd leave us pizza money. We were dumb kids, so we never even thought of tipping the driver. All through elementary and middle school we ordered from Dominos, which was the only pizza that tasted good to us.

When I was old enough to drive, I got a job at that Dominos delievering pizzas myself. I learned firsthand that the drivers do not even make minimum wage. They have to rely on tips to make any money at all. So I can definately see how a delivery guy might get frustrated if someone wasn't tipping right.

The Dominos where I worked had this old 486 that they ran everything off. One slow afternoon, I was wandering through the file system and came across a password protected folder that was labeled with my home address. After a few tries, I guessed the password - AVOIDNOID69. Inside were hundreds of pictures of former dominos delivery guys, managers, even the owner, doing terrible things to pizzas - spitting on them, blowing their noses on them, wiping themselves with the crusts, even masturbating each other into their cheese. I couldn't help it - I threw up all over the monitor and keyboard.

I've long since switched to DiGiorno, but all secrets be told, I squeeze my dog and make him piss all over it before I bake it. I guess your tastes are all defined by what you grew up with.
 
2012-10-01 10:32:12 AM  

abhorrent1: $20 from her daughter's wallet

So her 7/yo has a wallet and carries around 20s?


She had a grand total of $20 in her wallet.

Are you from the 1800s or something?
 
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2012-10-01 10:32:24 AM  
raperlover's pizza?
 
2012-10-01 10:34:12 AM  

mc_madness: this story smells fishy to me...


He had to get right back to work, so no time to shower.
 
2012-10-01 10:34:14 AM  

Babwa Wawa: abhorrent1: $20 from her daughter's wallet

So her 7/yo has a wallet and carries around 20s?

She had a grand total of $20 in her wallet.
Are you from the 1800s or something?


I never walked around with $20 in my pocket when I was 7. Didn't even own a wallet.

/yes I'm old
//for $20 you can walk on my lawn.
 
2012-10-01 10:35:17 AM  

gonzojohn: FTA: He delivered a pizza on her floor, then tried doorknobs untill he found one open.

Gunnery SGT Hartman: "I am dissappoint".


Yeah. I don't understand why people don't lock their doors. This isn't rocket science. It's terrible what happened to her, and she is a victim, but she didn't do herself or her daughter any favors by leaving the door unlocked.

I hope this kid is tried as an adult and spends 10~20 years in prison, but it's more likely he'll just end up in Juvie until he's 21 and be released.
 
2012-10-01 10:37:18 AM  
This kid sounds like a sociopath. Send him to Rape Island.
 
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