cman: Pizza and sex? Thats a hell of a deal
xanadian: cman: Pizza and sex? Thats a hell of a dealSounded to me like it was an offer she couldn't refuse.
abhorrent1: $20 from her daughter's walletSo her 7/yo has a wallet and carries around 20s?
BigSnatch: She shouldn't have ordered extra meat sausage...
Vegan Meat Popsicle: Why is the word raped in quotation marks? Was it not legitimate?
abhorrent1: BigSnatch: She shouldn't have ordered extra meat sausage...
JackieRabbit: Little Caesar's: Pizza, Penis
skullkrusher: abhorrent1: BigSnatch: She shouldn't have ordered extra meat sausage...He brought the sausage and decided he wanted a little anchovy too?
kcfarker: No tip necessary, ma'am.[lolsnaps.com image 479x640]
mc_madness: this story smells fishy to me...
Babwa Wawa: abhorrent1: $20 from her daughter's walletSo her 7/yo has a wallet and carries around 20s?She had a grand total of $20 in her wallet.Are you from the 1800s or something?
gonzojohn: FTA: He delivered a pizza on her floor, then tried doorknobs untill he found one open.Gunnery SGT Hartman: "I am dissappoint".
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