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(Telegraph)   Want to watch your precious snowflake's school sports event? There is a background check for that   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 6
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2012-10-01 02:38:32 AM
2 votes:
Kids are more likely to be abused by people they know, right? I say ban families living together, it's the only way to be sure.
2012-10-01 02:32:42 AM
2 votes:
Ok; this is getting ridiculous. Not only are there monsters under the bed; but then it was nazis, communists, socialist, liberals, conservatives, terrorists, Muslims and Methodists. Now there's pedo bear under the bed too? Christ on a crutch; how big are these people's beds?
2012-10-01 08:14:53 AM
1 votes:
"At Isambard we take safeguarding very seriously and because of this we are unable to leave gates open for access to sporting venues at anytime during the school day."


I'd say.
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2012-10-01 02:54:18 AM
1 votes:
'Why are the taxes so high?! Why can't the government leave us alone?!'

Because all this shiat does is dragging us down in red tape!

I say we invite molesters to school sports events.

'Today, children, it's not about winning the 800 m - it's about not being last.
Because that guy over there with the twisty eyebrow has a windowless van.'
2012-10-01 02:39:19 AM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: Ok; this is getting ridiculous. Not only are there monsters under the bed; but then it was nazis, communists, socialist, liberals, conservatives, terrorists, Muslims and Methodists. Now there's pedo bear under the bed too? Christ on a crutch; how big are these people's beds?


It's just a family of gypsies your father said could camp here a while.
2012-10-01 02:35:00 AM
1 votes:
I kept reading the name of the school as Islambard instead of Isambard.

It's annoying.
 
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