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(Daily Mail)   The man behind the curtain is finally revealed as Justin Bieber's vocal track continues without interruption despite his vomiting during the performance   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
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2012-10-01 12:15:11 AM  
5 votes:

sidcart42: You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour.


James Brown would say otherwise....
2012-09-30 11:50:33 PM  
4 votes:
Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's
2012-10-01 01:17:19 AM  
3 votes:
A real singer wouldn't have anything to do with dairy prior to a performance. Coats the throat.
2012-10-01 12:30:56 AM  
2 votes:

Digitalstrange: I don't know, I kinda got over hating on this kid when I found out he actually plays instruments and has some actual musical talent. Luckily my daughter is into hard rock and metal so I don't believe I have ever heard any of his songs or had to look at posters of him or hear anything about him other than here on Fark so that keeps me from getting sick of him I guess.


Dude, people don't hate him just because of his music. People hate him because he's an inane, pretentious little douche:

"I only speak one language. The language of love."
"Haters are just confused admirers."
"Now that I'm on top, everyone wants to bring me down. Everyone's trying to tug at me and take my spot."
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."
2012-10-01 12:13:58 AM  
2 votes:
It's OK, Justin - vomiting is the usual side-effect of listening to your music.
2012-10-01 12:08:34 AM  
2 votes:
Or maybe, sidcart42, lots of "baby baby baby" fluff-pop just doesn't do it for us. I'm not sure anyone is criticizing the person. We don't even know him.
2012-10-01 12:07:40 AM  
2 votes:

sidcart42: Good to see someone is staying on top of this whole "dance-based performances and also lots of others utilize backing tracks" conspiracy.

When the dude came up singing acapella on youtube, and is vomiting-sick attempting to keep a performance together, I think we can forget the good feelings we get from complainting about Justin Bieber.

You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour. And good singing requires all available breath to maintain pitch and tone. So when an artist's fans derive most of their enjoyment from seeing a face and some cool dance moves, then the singing portion becomes less of the focus. Of which there is a limited supply, on account of artists being mortal beings.

So this video is an artist who has already directed all his energy at the portion of the show his audience cares about, and he is VOMITING.

I respect Jack White as an artist and musician. But he's not pushing himself to please his fans as much as that kid is. Soul-less pop music can still have a soul delivering it, and that's what this video demonstrates.


But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.


Enter that "WIN A DREAM DATE WITH..." contest did you?
2012-10-01 12:04:53 AM  
2 votes:
Good to see someone is staying on top of this whole "dance-based performances and also lots of others utilize backing tracks" conspiracy.

When the dude came up singing acapella on youtube, and is vomiting-sick attempting to keep a performance together, I think we can forget the good feelings we get from complainting about Justin Bieber.

You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour. And good singing requires all available breath to maintain pitch and tone. So when an artist's fans derive most of their enjoyment from seeing a face and some cool dance moves, then the singing portion becomes less of the focus. Of which there is a limited supply, on account of artists being mortal beings.

So this video is an artist who has already directed all his energy at the portion of the show his audience cares about, and he is VOMITING.

I respect Jack White as an artist and musician. But he's not pushing himself to please his fans as much as that kid is. Soul-less pop music can still have a soul delivering it, and that's what this video demonstrates.


But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.
2012-10-02 02:46:21 AM  
1 votes:

Marisyana: Jesus Burnt My Hotdog: WhyteRaven74: sidcart42: You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour.

James Brown would say otherwise....

Not any more....

Bruce Dickinson would also like a word.

Prince too. And HE played guitar during it.


Not to mention this little lady ...
2012-10-01 05:53:23 PM  
1 votes:

Summoner101: Teufelaffe: Digitalstrange: I don't know, I kinda got over hating on this kid when I found out he actually plays instruments and has some actual musical talent. Luckily my daughter is into hard rock and metal so I don't believe I have ever heard any of his songs or had to look at posters of him or hear anything about him other than here on Fark so that keeps me from getting sick of him I guess.

Dude, people don't hate him just because of his music. People hate him because he's an inane, pretentious little douche:

"I only speak one language. The language of love."
"Haters are just confused admirers."
"Now that I'm on top, everyone wants to bring me down. Everyone's trying to tug at me and take my spot."
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

The Kurt Cobain analogy seems very unfortunate for him.


David Grohl: Justin, I jammed with Kurk Cobain, I knew Kurk Cobain, Kurk Cobain was a friend of mine. Justin, you're no Kurk Cobain.

Justin Bieber: That was really uncalled for, David.

David Grohl: You are the one that was making the comparison, Justin - and I'm one who knew him well. And frankly I think you are so far apart in the music you choose for your career and influence you perceive to have that I did not think the comparison was well-taken.
2012-10-01 04:27:58 PM  
1 votes:
kaiology.files.wordpress.com

What do you think he is, dumb or somethin'?
2012-10-01 01:28:04 PM  
1 votes:
He will forever get a pass from me and many others for what he did -- on the QT -- for this sweet little girl, Avalanna Routh, who died last week.
2012-10-01 10:21:22 AM  
1 votes:

Jesus Burnt My Hotdog: WhyteRaven74: sidcart42: You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour.

James Brown would say otherwise....

Not any more....

Bruce Dickinson would also like a word.


Prince too. And HE played guitar during it.
2012-10-01 04:44:10 AM  
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: sidcart42: You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour.

James Brown would say otherwise....


Not any more....

Bruce Dickinson would also like a word.
2012-10-01 03:21:45 AM  
1 votes:

sidcart42: Good to see someone is staying on top of this whole "dance-based performances and also lots of others utilize backing tracks" conspiracy.

When the dude came up singing acapella on youtube, and is vomiting-sick attempting to keep a performance together, I think we can forget the good feelings we get from complainting about Justin Bieber.

You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour. And good singing requires all available breath to maintain pitch and tone. So when an artist's fans derive most of their enjoyment from seeing a face and some cool dance moves, then the singing portion becomes less of the focus. Of which there is a limited supply, on account of artists being mortal beings.

So this video is an artist who has already directed all his energy at the portion of the show his audience cares about, and he is VOMITING.

I respect Jack White as an artist and musician. But he's not pushing himself to please his fans as much as that kid is. Soul-less pop music can still have a soul delivering it, and that's what this video demonstrates.


But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.


Some manage it.
2012-10-01 02:11:26 AM  
1 votes:
Must be morning sickness
2012-10-01 01:39:59 AM  
1 votes:

TommyymmoT: calbert: [img480.imageshack.us image 640x480]

/obscure?

Not at all. I still have a picture around somewhere of the sign they posted above her ProTools rig afterward.

"THINK Before you press the button."


I found it.

i487.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 01:33:28 AM  
1 votes:
Did Subby think Bieber was doing both vocal tracks at the same time? Was this Subby's 'There is no Santa' moment?
2012-10-01 01:32:34 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA: After vomiting, the singer is then seen running for the side of the stage.

Even more mysterious was the fact Bieber's vocals continued on a backing track as his dancers soldiered on.


Mysterious? Seriously? Justin is the one who got sick. The machine playing his vocal tracks was working just fine. Nothing mysterious about that.

XD
2012-10-01 01:32:24 AM  
1 votes:

Harry_Seldon: Concert attendees demand that concerts sound exactly like the recording. People get what they pay for, and either that requires supporting tracks or that blue chick singing from Fifth Element. You gotta admit she's got stones.


i291.photobucket.com

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
2012-10-01 01:28:23 AM  
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: sidcart42: But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.

Dude, she's not going to sleep with you.


Funny how this kind of thing KILLED Milli Vanilli...and yet Justin Bieber's fans dont' even give a rat's ass.
2012-10-01 01:22:41 AM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: A real singer wouldn't have anything to do with dairy prior to a performance. Coats the throat.


Yep, learned that in 7th grade performance choir.

We all know damn well it wasn't milk.
2012-10-01 01:19:55 AM  
1 votes:

RogermcAllen: calbert: [img480.imageshack.us image 640x480]

/obscure?

I prefer the animated gif. I remember seeing that live, and the little jig cracks me up every time.


Came to post this anyway, since I was beaten to it!

i291.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 12:56:04 AM  
1 votes:

sidcart42: Good to see someone is staying on top of this whole "dance-based performances and also lots of others utilize backing tracks" conspiracy.

When the dude came up singing acapella on youtube, and is vomiting-sick attempting to keep a performance together, I think we can forget the good feelings we get from complainting about Justin Bieber.

You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour. And good singing requires all available breath to maintain pitch and tone. So when an artist's fans derive most of their enjoyment from seeing a face and some cool dance moves, then the singing portion becomes less of the focus. Of which there is a limited supply, on account of artists being mortal beings.

So this video is an artist who has already directed all his energy at the portion of the show his audience cares about, and he is VOMITING.


Maybe if he focused on the singing instead of mincing about the stage...
2012-10-01 12:51:56 AM  
1 votes:

Summoner101: Teufelaffe: Digitalstrange: I don't know, I kinda got over hating on this kid when I found out he actually plays instruments and has some actual musical talent. Luckily my daughter is into hard rock and metal so I don't believe I have ever heard any of his songs or had to look at posters of him or hear anything about him other than here on Fark so that keeps me from getting sick of him I guess.

Dude, people don't hate him just because of his music. People hate him because he's an inane, pretentious little douche:

"I only speak one language. The language of love."
"Haters are just confused admirers."
"Now that I'm on top, everyone wants to bring me down. Everyone's trying to tug at me and take my spot."
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

The Kurt Cobain analogy seems very unfortunate for him.


I don't see how he compares himself to Kurt Cobain at all. Cobain always struck me as someone who wanted to make music and wanted to be paid well to do it, but wasn't prepared for everything that went along with being famous, especially since he went from semi-obscure working musician to some propped up "voice of a generation" media construct within about a year. That could explain his apparent attempts at self-sabotage through drugs and Courtney Love.

Beiber is a youtube created pop star who has craved fame at every turn.
2012-10-01 12:45:19 AM  
1 votes:
Congrats on her pregnancy.
2012-10-01 12:42:19 AM  
1 votes:
I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me.

memearchive.net
2012-10-01 12:26:21 AM  
1 votes:
Even more mysterious was the fact Bieber's vocals continued on a backing track as his dancers soldiered on.

Yes, that is indeed mysterious. I'm not saying it was aliens, but... 


Summoner101: But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.

Is this the neurosyphilis version of Bieber fever?


Maybe some sort of auditory or visually-induced toxoplasmosis variant?
2012-10-01 12:16:47 AM  
1 votes:

sidcart42:


But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.


Oh the rare reverse Bieber troll. Tricky dismount but I think you stuck the landing. Well done.
2012-10-01 12:13:44 AM  
1 votes:

sidcart42: Good to see someone is staying on top of this whole "dance-based performances and also lots of others utilize backing tracks" conspiracy.

When the dude came up singing acapella on youtube, and is vomiting-sick attempting to keep a performance together, I think we can forget the good feelings we get from complainting about Justin Bieber.

You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour. And good singing requires all available breath to maintain pitch and tone. So when an artist's fans derive most of their enjoyment from seeing a face and some cool dance moves, then the singing portion becomes less of the focus. Of which there is a limited supply, on account of artists being mortal beings.

So this video is an artist who has already directed all his energy at the portion of the show his audience cares about, and he is VOMITING.

I respect Jack White as an artist and musician. But he's not pushing himself to please his fans as much as that kid is. Soul-less pop music can still have a soul delivering it, and that's what this video demonstrates.


But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.


Is this the neurosyphilis version of Bieber fever?
kab
2012-10-01 12:09:50 AM  
1 votes:
Most pop acts are hacks. More at 11.
2012-10-01 12:09:38 AM  
1 votes:
^^ Idiot.

Show me a pop singer who doesn't lip sync. One. Just one.
2012-10-01 12:03:40 AM  
1 votes:

calbert: [img480.imageshack.us image 640x480]

/obscure?


Not at all. I still have a picture around somewhere of the sign they posted above her ProTools rig afterward.

"THINK Before you press the button."
2012-09-30 11:46:34 PM  
1 votes:
img480.imageshack.us

/obscure?
 
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