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(Daily Mail)   The man behind the curtain is finally revealed as Justin Bieber's vocal track continues without interruption despite his vomiting during the performance   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 119
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2012-09-30 11:46:34 PM
img480.imageshack.us

/obscure?
 
2012-09-30 11:50:33 PM
Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's
 
2012-09-30 11:51:55 PM
Coincidentally, the vomiting sounded better than the song.
 
2012-10-01 12:02:27 AM
Was there an echo or something in there? Were the acoustics messed up? Surprised he hasn't been driven to vomit before.
 
2012-10-01 12:03:40 AM

calbert: [img480.imageshack.us image 640x480]

/obscure?


Not at all. I still have a picture around somewhere of the sign they posted above her ProTools rig afterward.

"THINK Before you press the button."
 
2012-10-01 12:04:53 AM
Good to see someone is staying on top of this whole "dance-based performances and also lots of others utilize backing tracks" conspiracy.

When the dude came up singing acapella on youtube, and is vomiting-sick attempting to keep a performance together, I think we can forget the good feelings we get from complainting about Justin Bieber.

You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour. And good singing requires all available breath to maintain pitch and tone. So when an artist's fans derive most of their enjoyment from seeing a face and some cool dance moves, then the singing portion becomes less of the focus. Of which there is a limited supply, on account of artists being mortal beings.

So this video is an artist who has already directed all his energy at the portion of the show his audience cares about, and he is VOMITING.

I respect Jack White as an artist and musician. But he's not pushing himself to please his fans as much as that kid is. Soul-less pop music can still have a soul delivering it, and that's what this video demonstrates.


But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.
 
2012-10-01 12:07:31 AM
And I was like baby, baby, baby GRRAAWLPHPTP
like baby, baby, baby ARFFFPHPH
baby baby baby GOWLPHTPPTPT

/sound are hard to spell...
 
2012-10-01 12:07:40 AM

sidcart42: Good to see someone is staying on top of this whole "dance-based performances and also lots of others utilize backing tracks" conspiracy.

When the dude came up singing acapella on youtube, and is vomiting-sick attempting to keep a performance together, I think we can forget the good feelings we get from complainting about Justin Bieber.

You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour. And good singing requires all available breath to maintain pitch and tone. So when an artist's fans derive most of their enjoyment from seeing a face and some cool dance moves, then the singing portion becomes less of the focus. Of which there is a limited supply, on account of artists being mortal beings.

So this video is an artist who has already directed all his energy at the portion of the show his audience cares about, and he is VOMITING.

I respect Jack White as an artist and musician. But he's not pushing himself to please his fans as much as that kid is. Soul-less pop music can still have a soul delivering it, and that's what this video demonstrates.


But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.


Enter that "WIN A DREAM DATE WITH..." contest did you?
 
2012-10-01 12:08:34 AM
Or maybe, sidcart42, lots of "baby baby baby" fluff-pop just doesn't do it for us. I'm not sure anyone is criticizing the person. We don't even know him.
 
2012-10-01 12:09:31 AM

calbert: [img480.imageshack.us image 640x480]

/obscure?


I prefer the animated gif. I remember seeing that live, and the little jig cracks me up every time.
 
2012-10-01 12:09:38 AM
^^ Idiot.

Show me a pop singer who doesn't lip sync. One. Just one.
 
kab
2012-10-01 12:09:50 AM
Most pop acts are hacks. More at 11.
 
2012-10-01 12:10:28 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: ^^ Idiot.

Show me a pop singer who doesn't lip sync. One. Just one.


Damnit. Was directed at sidcart42.
 
2012-10-01 12:13:33 AM

sidcart42: But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.


Dude, she's not going to sleep with you.
 
2012-10-01 12:13:44 AM

sidcart42: Good to see someone is staying on top of this whole "dance-based performances and also lots of others utilize backing tracks" conspiracy.

When the dude came up singing acapella on youtube, and is vomiting-sick attempting to keep a performance together, I think we can forget the good feelings we get from complainting about Justin Bieber.

You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour. And good singing requires all available breath to maintain pitch and tone. So when an artist's fans derive most of their enjoyment from seeing a face and some cool dance moves, then the singing portion becomes less of the focus. Of which there is a limited supply, on account of artists being mortal beings.

So this video is an artist who has already directed all his energy at the portion of the show his audience cares about, and he is VOMITING.

I respect Jack White as an artist and musician. But he's not pushing himself to please his fans as much as that kid is. Soul-less pop music can still have a soul delivering it, and that's what this video demonstrates.


But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.


Is this the neurosyphilis version of Bieber fever?
 
2012-10-01 12:13:58 AM
It's OK, Justin - vomiting is the usual side-effect of listening to your music.
 
2012-10-01 12:14:12 AM

calbert: [img480.imageshack.us image 640x480]

/obscure?


Hopefully now Bieber will follow suit and respectfully fade into nothingness.
 
2012-10-01 12:15:11 AM

sidcart42: You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour.


James Brown would say otherwise....
 
2012-10-01 12:16:47 AM

sidcart42:


But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.


Oh the rare reverse Bieber troll. Tricky dismount but I think you stuck the landing. Well done.
 
2012-10-01 12:17:02 AM

TommyymmoT: sidcart42: Good to see someone is staying on top of this whole "dance-based performances and also lots of others utilize backing tracks" conspiracy.

When the dude came up singing acapella on youtube, and is vomiting-sick attempting to keep a performance together, I think we can forget the good feelings we get from complainting about Justin Bieber.

You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour. And good singing requires all available breath to maintain pitch and tone. So when an artist's fans derive most of their enjoyment from seeing a face and some cool dance moves, then the singing portion becomes less of the focus. Of which there is a limited supply, on account of artists being mortal beings.

So this video is an artist who has already directed all his energy at the portion of the show his audience cares about, and he is VOMITING.

I respect Jack White as an artist and musician. But he's not pushing himself to please his fans as much as that kid is. Soul-less pop music can still have a soul delivering it, and that's what this video demonstrates.


But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.

Enter that "WIN A DREAM DATE WITH..." contest did you?


I don't know, I kinda got over hating on this kid when I found out he actually plays instruments and has some actual musical talent. Luckily my daughter is into hard rock and metal so I don't believe I have ever heard any of his songs or had to look at posters of him or hear anything about him other than here on Fark so that keeps me from getting sick of him I guess.
 
2012-10-01 12:21:51 AM

DisregardTheFollowing: And I was like baby, baby, baby GRRAAWLPHPTP
like baby, baby, baby ARFFFPHPH
baby baby baby GOWLPHTPPTPT

/sound are hard to spell...


Four stars. Would retch again.
 
2012-10-01 12:26:21 AM
Even more mysterious was the fact Bieber's vocals continued on a backing track as his dancers soldiered on.

Yes, that is indeed mysterious. I'm not saying it was aliens, but... 


Summoner101: But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.

Is this the neurosyphilis version of Bieber fever?


Maybe some sort of auditory or visually-induced toxoplasmosis variant?
 
2012-10-01 12:30:56 AM

Digitalstrange: I don't know, I kinda got over hating on this kid when I found out he actually plays instruments and has some actual musical talent. Luckily my daughter is into hard rock and metal so I don't believe I have ever heard any of his songs or had to look at posters of him or hear anything about him other than here on Fark so that keeps me from getting sick of him I guess.


Dude, people don't hate him just because of his music. People hate him because he's an inane, pretentious little douche:

"I only speak one language. The language of love."
"Haters are just confused admirers."
"Now that I'm on top, everyone wants to bring me down. Everyone's trying to tug at me and take my spot."
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."
 
2012-10-01 12:32:42 AM

Teufelaffe: Digitalstrange: I don't know, I kinda got over hating on this kid when I found out he actually plays instruments and has some actual musical talent. Luckily my daughter is into hard rock and metal so I don't believe I have ever heard any of his songs or had to look at posters of him or hear anything about him other than here on Fark so that keeps me from getting sick of him I guess.

Dude, people don't hate him just because of his music. People hate him because he's an inane, pretentious little douche:

"I only speak one language. The language of love."
"Haters are just confused admirers."
"Now that I'm on top, everyone wants to bring me down. Everyone's trying to tug at me and take my spot."
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."


The Kurt Cobain analogy seems very unfortunate for him.
 
2012-10-01 12:32:49 AM
The man behind the curtain

Sure about that?
 
2012-10-01 12:35:39 AM

Teufelaffe: "I only speak one language. The language of love."
"Haters are just confused admirers."
"Now that I'm on top, everyone wants to bring me down. Everyone's trying to tug at me and take my spot."
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."


The kid sounds like a budding troll. He could be conning us all, with the horrible clothes and the sexy girlfriend (when we know he's totally gaaayyyy).

And I don't really care if a singer has a back-up track, as long as they're also singing live. If they're completely lip synching it, that's bad.
 
2012-10-01 12:39:31 AM
She was till able to do her show that day on MSNBC. What a trooper..
 
2012-10-01 12:42:19 AM
I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me.

memearchive.net
 
2012-10-01 12:42:39 AM

Teufelaffe: Digitalstrange: I don't know, I kinda got over hating on this kid when I found out he actually plays instruments and has some actual musical talent. Luckily my daughter is into hard rock and metal so I don't believe I have ever heard any of his songs or had to look at posters of him or hear anything about him other than here on Fark so that keeps me from getting sick of him I guess.

Dude, people don't hate him just because of his music. People hate him because he's an inane, pretentious little douche:

"I only speak one language. The language of love."
"Haters are just confused admirers."
"Now that I'm on top, everyone wants to bring me down. Everyone's trying to tug at me and take my spot."
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."


"I'm not going for the Sixteenth Chapel look."
 
2012-10-01 12:45:19 AM
Congrats on her pregnancy.
 
2012-10-01 12:46:13 AM

Teufelaffe: Digitalstrange: I don't know, I kinda got over hating on this kid when I found out he actually plays instruments and has some actual musical talent. Luckily my daughter is into hard rock and metal so I don't believe I have ever heard any of his songs or had to look at posters of him or hear anything about him other than here on Fark so that keeps me from getting sick of him I guess.

Dude, people don't hate him just because of his music. People hate him because he's an inane, pretentious little douche:

"I only speak one language. The language of love."
"Haters are just confused admirers."
"Now that I'm on top, everyone wants to bring me down. Everyone's trying to tug at me and take my spot."
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."


Judging by how often farkers refer to him as woman...
 
2012-10-01 12:48:01 AM
It is a far, far Bieber thing I do, than I have ever done

/it is a far, far Beiber rest I go to...
 
2012-10-01 12:50:13 AM
Okay...he vomits on stage and blames milk?

Did he forget he's lactose intolerant when he added it to his vodka and Kahlua?
 
2012-10-01 12:51:55 AM
Concert attendees demand that concerts sound exactly like the recording. People get what they pay for, and either that requires supporting tracks or that blue chick singing from Fifth Element. You gotta admit she's got stones.
 
2012-10-01 12:51:56 AM

Summoner101: Teufelaffe: Digitalstrange: I don't know, I kinda got over hating on this kid when I found out he actually plays instruments and has some actual musical talent. Luckily my daughter is into hard rock and metal so I don't believe I have ever heard any of his songs or had to look at posters of him or hear anything about him other than here on Fark so that keeps me from getting sick of him I guess.

Dude, people don't hate him just because of his music. People hate him because he's an inane, pretentious little douche:

"I only speak one language. The language of love."
"Haters are just confused admirers."
"Now that I'm on top, everyone wants to bring me down. Everyone's trying to tug at me and take my spot."
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

The Kurt Cobain analogy seems very unfortunate for him.


I don't see how he compares himself to Kurt Cobain at all. Cobain always struck me as someone who wanted to make music and wanted to be paid well to do it, but wasn't prepared for everything that went along with being famous, especially since he went from semi-obscure working musician to some propped up "voice of a generation" media construct within about a year. That could explain his apparent attempts at self-sabotage through drugs and Courtney Love.

Beiber is a youtube created pop star who has craved fame at every turn.
 
2012-10-01 12:52:40 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It is a far, far Bieber thing I do, than I have ever done

/it is a far, far Beiber rest I go to...


i180.photobucket.com

/OK, I chortled...
 
2012-10-01 12:56:04 AM

sidcart42: Good to see someone is staying on top of this whole "dance-based performances and also lots of others utilize backing tracks" conspiracy.

When the dude came up singing acapella on youtube, and is vomiting-sick attempting to keep a performance together, I think we can forget the good feelings we get from complainting about Justin Bieber.

You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour. And good singing requires all available breath to maintain pitch and tone. So when an artist's fans derive most of their enjoyment from seeing a face and some cool dance moves, then the singing portion becomes less of the focus. Of which there is a limited supply, on account of artists being mortal beings.

So this video is an artist who has already directed all his energy at the portion of the show his audience cares about, and he is VOMITING.


Maybe if he focused on the singing instead of mincing about the stage...
 
2012-10-01 12:58:00 AM

invictus2: I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me.

[memearchive.net image 450x590]


Even though it's a silly meme, that plus crippling stomach pain was pretty much exactly why Courtney Love killed him he killed himself. He hated the idea of becoming a corporate commodity.
 
2012-10-01 12:59:04 AM

stoli n coke: Summoner101: Teufelaffe: Digitalstrange: I don't know, I kinda got over hating on this kid when I found out he actually plays instruments and has some actual musical talent. Luckily my daughter is into hard rock and metal so I don't believe I have ever heard any of his songs or had to look at posters of him or hear anything about him other than here on Fark so that keeps me from getting sick of him I guess.

Dude, people don't hate him just because of his music. People hate him because he's an inane, pretentious little douche:

"I only speak one language. The language of love."
"Haters are just confused admirers."
"Now that I'm on top, everyone wants to bring me down. Everyone's trying to tug at me and take my spot."
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

The Kurt Cobain analogy seems very unfortunate for him.

I don't see how he compares himself to Kurt Cobain at all. Cobain always struck me as someone who wanted to make music and wanted to be paid well to do it, but wasn't prepared for everything that went along with being famous, especially since he went from semi-obscure working musician to some propped up "voice of a generation" media construct within about a year. That could explain his apparent attempts at self-sabotage through drugs and Courtney Love.

Beiber is a youtube created pop star who has craved fame at every turn.


I was more referring to the eventual one-on-one conversation with the business end of a shotgun, but you make sense.
 
2012-10-01 01:01:53 AM
He had one wine spritzer spritzer spritzer the previous night and it totally put him in the dog house yo....
 
2012-10-01 01:02:36 AM
Too much milk?

That's not milk.
 
2012-10-01 01:03:34 AM

sidcart42: Good to see someone is staying on top of this whole "dance-based performances and also lots of others utilize backing tracks" conspiracy.

When the dude came up singing acapella on youtube, and is vomiting-sick attempting to keep a performance together, I think we can forget the good feelings we get from complainting about Justin Bieber.

You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour. And good singing requires all available breath to maintain pitch and tone. So when an artist's fans derive most of their enjoyment from seeing a face and some cool dance moves, then the singing portion becomes less of the focus. Of which there is a limited supply, on account of artists being mortal beings.

So this video is an artist who has already directed all his energy at the portion of the show his audience cares about, and he is VOMITING.

I respect Jack White as an artist and musician. But he's not pushing himself to please his fans as much as that kid is. Soul-less pop music can still have a soul delivering it, and that's what this video demonstrates.


But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.


This. It's almost like his music is made for tween girls, and not for bitter 30-something males.
 
2012-10-01 01:04:44 AM

Summoner101: Teufelaffe: Digitalstrange: I don't know, I kinda got over hating on this kid when I found out he actually plays instruments and has some actual musical talent. Luckily my daughter is into hard rock and metal so I don't believe I have ever heard any of his songs or had to look at posters of him or hear anything about him other than here on Fark so that keeps me from getting sick of him I guess.

Dude, people don't hate him just because of his music. People hate him because he's an inane, pretentious little douche:

"I only speak one language. The language of love."
"Haters are just confused admirers."
"Now that I'm on top, everyone wants to bring me down. Everyone's trying to tug at me and take my spot."
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

The Kurt Cobain analogy seems very unfortunate for him.


Should've blown his brains out, rather than just blowing chunks...
 
2012-10-01 01:05:07 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
Can relate.
 
2012-10-01 01:12:43 AM

findthefish: He had one wine spritzer spritzer spritzer the previous night and it totally put him in the dog house yo....


i.imgur.com
I'll have a white wine spritzer... spritzer.. spritzer...
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-01 01:13:35 AM

moonage daydream: sidcart42: Good to see someone is staying on top of this whole "dance-based performances and also lots of others utilize backing tracks" conspiracy.

When the dude came up singing acapella on youtube, and is vomiting-sick attempting to keep a performance together, I think we can forget the good feelings we get from complainting about Justin Bieber.

You know, humans can't sing well when they're dancing all over a huge stage for over an hour. And good singing requires all available breath to maintain pitch and tone. So when an artist's fans derive most of their enjoyment from seeing a face and some cool dance moves, then the singing portion becomes less of the focus. Of which there is a limited supply, on account of artists being mortal beings.

So this video is an artist who has already directed all his energy at the portion of the show his audience cares about, and he is VOMITING.

I respect Jack White as an artist and musician. But he's not pushing himself to please his fans as much as that kid is. Soul-less pop music can still have a soul delivering it, and that's what this video demonstrates.


But seriously, all the complaints and jokes about Justin Bieber are still totally great and you're smarter and cooler whenever you shiat them onto the internet.

This. It's almost like his music is made for tween girls, and not for bitter 30-something males.

========

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Justin is singing to ME!
ME!
DAMN IT! ME!
 
2012-10-01 01:17:19 AM
A real singer wouldn't have anything to do with dairy prior to a performance. Coats the throat.
 
2012-10-01 01:19:20 AM

sidcart42: I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU. DEAL WITH IT.


Shut up and go back to bed.
 
2012-10-01 01:19:55 AM

RogermcAllen: calbert: [img480.imageshack.us image 640x480]

/obscure?

I prefer the animated gif. I remember seeing that live, and the little jig cracks me up every time.


Came to post this anyway, since I was beaten to it!

i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 01:21:50 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: A real singer wouldn't have anything to do with dairy prior to a performance. Coats the throat.


You also don't drink milk before facing tear gas. Causes extra phlegminess.

/That wasn't milk he puked up.
 
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