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(Daily Bruin)   Campus anti-protestors carry "This Protest Needs Soap." sign to protest. Hilarity ensues   (dailybruin.ucla.edu) divider line 339
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2003-11-26 08:32:45 PM
The young conservative group consists mostly of white students, but there is always an ethnic student or two to prove how accepting the group is, just like the GOP.

 
2003-11-26 08:32:52 PM
Innismir
People can't handle counter protests. I nearly got beat up every time I picketed against the socialist club at my uni.

My girlfriend agrees with a lot of Socialist ideas, so she decided to goto the campus Socialist club. She thought they were all farking insane.

Personaly clubs scare the fark out of me. You ever notice no matter what kind of club it is, it's full of nutballs?
 
2003-11-26 08:33:02 PM
Monoblack :

Yeah, because only LOSERS go against the dogma of the left. DOGMA! DOGMA! YOU WILL BEND TO OUR SUPERIOR REASON! don't you like people? don't you want to feed people and save the animals and hug trees and swim with the dolphins and discover your soul and reform humanity ? Use your powers of logic to prevericate and obfuscate issues you don't like. feel warm and loved by the whole world.

Because Strict adherance to cultural norms makes baby Jesus cry.

oops, sorry ...

Because being a culture nazi makes your nondenominational indicator of global opinion decline.
 
2003-11-26 08:33:02 PM
Where the hell did that come from? Ass.
 
2003-11-26 08:33:07 PM
 
2003-11-26 08:33:09 PM
Hippies are funny. Protests are hilarious. That sign is funny. Liberals are funny. Conservatives are funny.

Come to think of it, almost anything that features retards arguing their short-sighted, self impressed, know-it-all opinions out loud is funny. Like FARK.

And I am NOT related to Micheal Cox.
 
2003-11-26 08:34:26 PM
Kevin's a fag.

Also, I agree with the sign. I remember when WTO went down here in Seattle a few years back. Dirty hippies wondering why there wasn't more of an outrage. I mentioned to a couple that if everybody cleaned up and was photographed getting beaten down while wearing suits, people would pay more attention. Now the usual reaction is a simple, "Oh, look, they're beating up dirty street kids. Good."
 
2003-11-26 08:34:40 PM
The young conservative group consists mostly of white students


The writer says this, then goes on to make accusations of racism? Boy, that's the pot calling the kettle african-american...

 
2003-11-26 08:34:52 PM
At least the "dirty hippie" is getting some tang from some freshman that looks up to him, while the "Republicans" are getting to know their hands better.
 
2003-11-26 08:36:04 PM
Reminds of that story from salt lake city.

The mormon's were having their big annual convention and of course there were the protesters. Now these protesters like most "open minded" progessives unconditionally HATE all Christians regardless of denomination.

So this one guy is protesting, using a megaphone to scream at all these horrible sub-human creatures that must be hated. When this guy who isn't a mormon sees how annoying this jerk is so he goes home makes up a sign that says "I'm with stupid" and stands next to the jerk for the rest of the day. He also yells "I have a bigger mega-phone so I must be right". No direct confrontations no blood was spilt. He just made an a$$hole look like an a$$hole.
 
2003-11-26 08:36:46 PM
I got that Goldfrapp song "Twist" stuck in my head...
Goldfap.. mmmm uuuuuuuuuuuhhllglgl(homer's drool sound)
 
2003-11-26 08:37:03 PM
while the cox guy does come off as a tit bit anal in his piece, the implication is that the ones holding the offending sign ARE the soap, which is a perfectly fine claim to make in these strange and trying times ...

hey, i wont damn you for your views and view of self, i'm totaly cool with what ever you dream you are, hell,
some times i think i was really born to be a diamond encrusted scrotum vice, it;s something i want so bad, so much so it's got me thinking ... what if i attend a large gatherings of people carrying signs, i could make my own sign and fit in, except my sign wouldn;t say drop bush or
bush is my big baby jesus or save the bush ... it, like these conservative types announcing their identifying with soap to the world, would out me with a catchy slogan like
"what this party needs is a diamond encrusted scrotum vice"
or "diamond encrusted scrotum vice: it's everwhere you want to be" , yes, that might get my message to the people!
 
2003-11-26 08:37:14 PM
"With the sign, I felt we got a taste, or should I say smell, of old, old-school racism. In my mind, the implication of the sign was that the progressive students were unclean and therefore subhuman."

Hint: "Subhuman" (or non-human as it implies) = different species, not different race. Unless you believe that there is a master race of humans. Remind me again which one of us is biased?

"Hippies don't care about the environment. They just
smoke weed and smell bad." -Cartman
 
2003-11-26 08:37:14 PM
We're not gonna protest...we're not gonna protest...

/PCU
 
2003-11-26 08:37:17 PM
I love how he tries to shut down any debate by accuasations of racism, and in the same breath tries to marginalize the views of conservative minorities who are counter protesting. Asshat.
 
2003-11-26 08:37:18 PM
Mostly of White students so shocking? Last I checked, the entire United States was comprised mostly of white people....
 
2003-11-26 08:37:56 PM
monoblack-

Agreed. When I was a conservative frosh years ago, I quickly became a fashionable lib my upperclassman years so I could finally get some.

The leading cause of vaginal dryness in the U.S., evidently, is you voting Rebublican.
 
2003-11-26 08:38:36 PM
Pardon My Stain:
Kevin's a fag, eh? Sounds like someone just lost a secret admirer... in bed.
 
2003-11-26 08:39:19 PM
Am I the only one who missed the Hilarity Ensues part?

Reading, reading, reading... no hilarity, unless you count the Mike Cox at the end, but even then, only chuckle, NO HILARITY!!!
 
2003-11-26 08:39:46 PM
I call bullshiat on that biffstertim, I don't get laid regardless of my political affiliation..
Oh well time to go to the ultraviolence.
 
2003-11-26 08:40:22 PM
That moron seems to think he's a modern incarnation of socrates-- It's good that we have people such as mr cox who can tell us what to be offended at, because thinking on my own is too dificult.

WHen communist Grenada invited the soviets to come teach communism to their school kids, the kids told them "take your 'isms' and go back to russia"

But mike, Keep spoutin' that mindless inflamatory rhetoric! you have a bright future in the "politrickal shiatstem"===
 
2003-11-26 08:40:23 PM
In college I was disgustingly liberal. Now that I've lived in the real world, I've picked up some nice habits like hygene and actually working for a living. Understanding that the world doesn't owe you shiat tends to light a fire under you.

And yes, having been to several protests, I can safely say that many of them could indeed use a shower. There is nothing sexy or even attractive about BO or patchouli stink.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
 
2003-11-26 08:41:42 PM
"You ever notice no matter what kind of club it is, it's full of nutballs?"

Erm...no, not as such.
 
2003-11-26 08:41:48 PM
Racism? Don't make me laugh (any harder, I might injure myself). Most of the damned dirty hippies I've seen (from safely upwind) have been white...or at least, I think they were white. Hard to tell under the grime.
 
2003-11-26 08:41:52 PM
So was Mike Cox protesting a protest of a protest ? Some buddies of mine did an anti-protest against Peta when they did that Milk thing. They ended up spelling a word wrong on one of their signs and ended up being ridiculed my the local newspaper...
 
2003-11-26 08:42:10 PM
Why do you protest a protest? Isn't that trying to stop what others are saying?

Why is it that conservatives are only good at starting wars, helping corrupt business and whining about liberals?
 
2003-11-26 08:42:13 PM
Wait, is this Fark? This can't be Fark. Waaaay too many postings making sense here...
 
2003-11-26 08:43:29 PM
Ah, thanks, Xtremehkr. That sounds more like the whiney, liberal Farker so exemplary of this place.
 
2003-11-26 08:43:46 PM

What? Protest needs soup!?

NO! NO SOUP FOR YOU! NEXT!!
 
2003-11-26 08:45:46 PM
Mostly of White students so shocking? Last I checked, the entire United States was comprised mostly of white people....

when was the last time you checked, Nafferz, 1947?
 
2003-11-26 08:46:01 PM
Xtremehkr, Conservatives are only good at those things because you have conservatives defined in your minds dictionary as people good at those things. Check another dictionary to find out the truth.

Now back to watching some Goldfap I mean Goldfrapp videos...
 
2003-11-26 08:46:03 PM
BOOOOORRRRRRINGGGGG!!!!

Stupid thread!
BE MORE FUNNY!
 
2003-11-26 08:46:13 PM
Eh, I didn't get the soap thing at first, but after the article explained it to me, it seems pretty bad. So if there isn't any racist implications here, how exactly do you interpret that sign? I can't think of any alternatives.

No other alternate explanation? I guess you've never stood next to protesters who, for some unknown reason, seem to think of bathing as some sort of republican initiation.

george
 
2003-11-26 08:46:19 PM
"his Protest Needs More Cowbell"

OMG!!! You just said those liberals are like cattle!! Burn in hell you bunny killing cannibal!!!

/Lets cut the whole generalizing people into two groups, Liberals and Conservatives. In Canada we have many groups to generalize people into, and thats why Canada is better.

/oh and everything in bold is meant to be sarcastic

/and the protestors were protesting for cheaper education, that I agree with, who wouldn't?
 
2003-11-26 08:46:21 PM
Xtremehkr has a good point. Conservatives are still reaching for the 60s for stereotypes, to cover 1) their lack of original ideas and 2) their bad policies. Who is a "hippy" or "communist" anymore? If conservatives tried discussing their real ideas, such as the idea that poor and middle income people are "lucky ducks" who don't pay *enough* taxes, folks would come after them with torches. So let's drag out the hippy stereotype.
 
2003-11-26 08:47:57 PM

why protest a protest ?

well, lets look at what a protest is : According to Merriam-webster, the second definition is :

2 : the act of objecting or a gesture of disapproval ; especially : a usually organized public demonstration of disapproval


So why protest a protest ? easy! because you think that the people walking down your streets waving signs are DEAD FARKING WRONG.... and it's okay for people to have these feelings and opinions because we don't have a nation of thought police, no matter how much the Extremists (on both ends) want it.
 
2003-11-26 08:48:21 PM
All races
Population.......... 276,059

WHITE
Population.......... 226,861

2000

http://www.census.gov/population/estimates/nation/intfile3-1.txt
 
2003-11-26 08:49:08 PM
Conservatives don't get laid? Really now... I think it's probably more like conservatives don't get laid by patchouli scented hairy leg nose ring chicks. Not surprising. I know some hot conservative babes who would never even consider hopping in the sack with a goatee dreadlock birkenstock tribal tattoo dude. Goes both ways.
 
2003-11-26 08:49:14 PM
I agree with cheaper education, who wouldn't? But if money has to be taken from someone else and given to me to make it cheaper, I don't agree with it and it's not necessarily cheaper anyway.

Things cost what they cost, the question is who's gonna pay for it.
 
2003-11-26 08:49:40 PM
QuesoDelicioso

And that sounds like a typical 'don't want to answer that one so I'll just take a stab at him' conservative answer.

You could use your own brains every now and then and maybe quit being so jealous of the Libs. Maybe then you would realise that instead of just whining about what libs on campus are doing, you could organise a "Rally" or something like that.

Wouldn't that be a concept.
 
2003-11-26 08:50:26 PM
I agree with cheaper education, who wouldn't? But if money has to be taken from someone else and given to me to make it cheaper, I don't agree with it and it's not necessarily cheaper anyway.

Things cost what they cost, the question is who's gonna pay for it.
 
2003-11-26 08:50:37 PM
umm, they were commenting on them being stinking hippies...pff...
 
2003-11-26 08:50:56 PM
With the sign, I felt we got a taste, or should I say smell, of old, old-school racism. In my mind, the implication of the sign was that the progressive students were unclean and therefore subhuman.

man, i'm no where near a conservative fellow and this guy is a biiiiig retard.
 
2003-11-26 08:51:00 PM
I agree with cheaper education, who wouldn't? But if money has to be taken from someone else and given to me to make it cheaper, I don't agree with it and it's not necessarily cheaper anyway.

Things cost what they cost, the question is who's gonna pay for it.
 
2003-11-26 08:51:00 PM
I'd like to slap Michael Cox' prissy, self-satisfied little "fourth-year student" face. Smug little farker. Let's talk to ya, Michael, AFTER you are in the real world, working and pulling down a living and - yeah - being a taxpayer. Then and only then do you have a right to put on this pompous act. And aren't we self-righteous, comparing Nazis to conservatives. Puhleeze.
 
2003-11-26 08:51:01 PM
USA is 82.4% white, Canada 86%, England 93.8%

http://gslc.genetics.utah.edu/units/newborn/caucdemtable.cfm
 
2003-11-26 08:51:42 PM
Interesting question: If Godwin is invoked in an article, does that invocation carry over to the fark discussion, or does it just mean the author's a dumb shiat?

Or both?

Just wondering.

- g
 
2003-11-26 08:52:41 PM
Conservatives don't get laid? Really now... I think it's probably more like conservatives don't get laid by patchouli scented hairy leg nose ring chicks. Not surprising. I know some hot conservative babes who would never even consider hopping in the sack with a goatee dreadlock birkenstock tribal tattoo dude. Goes both ways.

Hey LarryNogo
Hate to clue you in, but didn't anyone tell you that Ann Coulter is a man?
I would have thought the adams apple gave it away.....
But I would have to agree, some conservatives get laid quite a lot - Neil Bush for example. He gets laid by any old ho that happens to walk into his room according todays news.
 
2003-11-26 08:52:54 PM
Protesting a protest is useless! No one cares about protests in the first place so protesting the object of apathy only equals more apathy. Or, makes people think anyone really cares about something no one really cared about in the first place.

Just for the record, I'm protesting this publicization of a protest of a protest that was protested on the grounds that no one cares.
 
2003-11-26 08:52:59 PM
Crap, I remember how back in University everything seemed so farking SERIOUS. Years later, I'm still inclined to lean a tad to the left, but man, greivances like this just seem so petty in the context of the real world.

Guys like this grow up to be Union Shop Stewards, and file formal complaints against city governmments for "slave" and "master" labels on hard drives. No wait, they grow up to be the beaurocrats who leap to implement counter "slave/master" labelling in the name of inclusiveness, based on a complaint or two.
 
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