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(Daily Bruin)   Campus anti-protestors carry "This Protest Needs Soap." sign to protest. Hilarity ensues   (dailybruin.ucla.edu) divider line 339
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2003-11-26 05:29:41 PM
Written by Mike Cox. hahaha Stinky bastard.
 
2003-11-26 05:34:05 PM
Mike Cocksmells.
 
2003-11-26 05:50:39 PM
The young conservative group consists mostly of white students, but there is always an ethnic student or two to prove how accepting the group is, just like the GOP.

Does he think they're being forced to be there, or what?
 
2003-11-26 05:56:08 PM
In my mind, the implication of the sign was that the progressive students were unclean and therefore subhuman.

No, the implication was that you don't bathe as much as most people do.

Maybe this is why people think the French are so "progressive"...
 
2003-11-26 06:07:42 PM
That little leap of logic was well over 42 feet, not a world record but certainly respectable in the field.

Sounds like Mr. Cox could use a Critical Thinking class.
 
2003-11-26 06:10:15 PM
Has anyone seen Mike Cox, hey everybody, I'm looking for Mike Cox. Grrrrr. Never call Moe's Tavern again.
 
2003-11-26 06:17:58 PM
Oh, come on, I've seen FARKers come up with better responses off the cuff in flame wars. Just because someone cracks a joke and disagrees with you about politics does not make them de facto racists, and certainly not Nazis. For him to compare that sign to the plight of Jews in Nazi Germany or to slavery is a bit of a stretch, to say the least.
 
2003-11-26 06:18:05 PM
 
2003-11-26 06:25:42 PM
So, I tried posting a safe-for-work image relevent to this thread (to the tagline, actually), and it turns into a Tripod advertisement.

Profuse apologies to everyone this has adversely affected. I mean it.
 
2003-11-26 06:33:36 PM
Tripod burned into retina It's OK, I'll get over it in time. Tripod does that when I've tried to link pictures, too.
 
2003-11-26 06:46:49 PM
Yeah a sign that says this protest needs soap sure brings back the nazi days in my mind too. I bet if a holocaust survivor were there, he would have a flashback to the holocaust from that sign. Maybe this stinking commie needs to shower, then he would not show up to class with flies buzzing in his ears and would thus be better equipped to hear his teachers talk about history. Then he could realize there is a difference between Nazis and people who laugh at stinking no good dirty piece of shiat hippy jews. Oh wait...
 
2003-11-26 07:01:08 PM
I bet Mike Cox is a whiny bastard that takes it in the ass when no one is around.

Oh, and he's a STUPID attention whore.
 
2003-11-26 07:52:39 PM
If they carried signs that said, "This Protest Needs More Cowbell" then that'd be cool. Yeah.
 
2003-11-26 08:17:05 PM
I'm liberal. I like protests. I think that sign is funny. The end.
 
2003-11-26 08:19:15 PM
Letter to Michael Cox
Fourth-year political science, director of general
programming, office of the USAC EVP

Dude, don't try and read so much into a sign. Chill out.

Neanderthal
Thirty-fourth year human
director of my own destiny
 
2003-11-26 08:19:48 PM
Eh, I didn't get the soap thing at first, but after the article explained it to me, it seems pretty bad. So if there isn't any racist implications here, how exactly do you interpret that sign? I can't think of any alternatives.
 
2003-11-26 08:19:55 PM
"This Protest Needs a Farking Sense of Humor" wouldn't fit
 
2003-11-26 08:20:17 PM
How 'bout a sign that reads

Protest Chicks are Frigid!

No more protest! All the guys are there looking to score.
 
2003-11-26 08:20:47 PM
Hippies are all but extinct.

Take a trip to a friendly freeper trailer park however and enjoy the fragrance of unwashed ignorant humanity. The "armchair warriors" with the enormous beer guts listening to Rush Limbaugh aren't much better.

It really just shows where conservative thinking is in relation to the rest of the world. I mean come on, who has seen a Hippy lately. California is littered with trailer parks full of poor conservatives whose wife beaters are glued to their bodies with beer and sweat.
 
2003-11-26 08:20:51 PM
This invocation of Godwin has been brought to you by the asshats at UCLA. Move along, nothing to see here.
 
2003-11-26 08:21:25 PM
When I read about "young conservatives", I always think of that dog-headed group at Milliways, pelting each other with dinner rolls.
 
2003-11-26 08:22:15 PM
Did Jane Fonda write that? What a complete asshat.
 
2003-11-26 08:23:01 PM
Why was this link approved? It really sucks.
 
2003-11-26 08:23:22 PM
"This protest needs soap."

HA! Comedy gold!



"Damn dirty hippies!"
 
2003-11-26 08:23:50 PM
PopDog2

Does it ever embarrass you that you can't come up with anything better to say than that?
 
2003-11-26 08:24:02 PM
For those who may not be aware of racism's history, the group claiming supremacy always argues that those whom they oppress are unclean, stinky and, therefore, subhuman. Being subhuman justifies the oppression they receive. Examples of such thought appear both in the relationship between German Nazis and Jews and between the American white supremacists and African slaves.

I think the sign was funny too, but the overriding thought of leftish liberals being dirty is disturbing

*Scratches scalp, butt, pits, then goes to bathe
 
2003-11-26 08:24:09 PM
Can someone please post the picture taken during a feminist rally of a guy in the march holding a sign saying "Iron My Shirt." Thanks.
 
2003-11-26 08:24:34 PM
they should have tied a gorilla to the hood of their car.
 
2003-11-26 08:24:38 PM
Hmmm... Last I checked "Progressive" wasn't a race.
 
2003-11-26 08:24:51 PM
How 'bout a sign that reads
Protest Chicks are Frigid!
No more protest! All the guys are there looking to score.


Oops, you got us. There is no way a guy could possibly care about war and stuf like that, unless girls were involved. It would have to take something to get my ass off the couch and away from my beer and ESPN. Oh wait, I found out that there is a world outside the front door and that it is much better seen through my own eyes, rather than presented by Faux News with special focus on stuff that blows up.
 
2003-11-26 08:25:01 PM
frostalicious how about reading it like every normal person does..hippies protest, hippies are notorious on their non-bathing habits, therefore, protesters need soap.

End of story. This is just like the stupid police/monkey thing the other day.
 
2003-11-26 08:25:11 PM
Well, I for one believe... Tripod... Huh?

I believe that the rights of a Tripod... Dammit!

Tripod often relates to Tripod! Tripod!!!

Ahhhhhh! I am UNDER it's spooky power!!!
 
2003-11-26 08:25:17 PM
People can't handle counter protests. I nearly got beat up every time I picketed against the socialist club at my uni. They never liked my "We're louder so we're right!" and "End Racism! Kill White Men!" signs. Ah, I miss those days.
 
2003-11-26 08:25:47 PM
Wow, look, another ultra-liberal without a sense of humor, finding creative new ways to play the race card! Remember kids, saying ANYTHING that opposes the liberal viewpoint is horrible, wrong, and racist.

JR
 
2003-11-26 08:26:04 PM
Yeeah... Mr. Letter-Writer Person, maybe they just think you need to take a damn shower. Maybe put on some deodorant. And maybe pull your head out of your ass.
 
2003-11-26 08:26:13 PM
Repeat 3x

Nazi Punks Nazi Punks Nazi Punks fark Off!!!
 
2003-11-26 08:26:15 PM

how about the following :

warning : Some people of generally a middle and upper-class background are approaching, and they are currently feeling guilty about the fact that their standard of living currently derives from a system that isn't being quite as nice to other people in the world. In an effort to get 'back to their roots' these Yuppies-in-waiting are currently 'experimenting' with 'alternate' lifestyles. Many of these experiments involve using 'alternate' cleaning regimens or sleeping with many lice-infected free-lovers between following some pedantic rock band and aggressively panhandling in your city center.


Yet another reason to forbid anyone under 21 from attending college level classes. Anyone.
 
2003-11-26 08:26:38 PM
I'm liberal. I like protests. I think that sign is funny. The end.
 
2003-11-26 08:26:58 PM
Dirty. Stinking. Hippies.

*Channeling Cartman now
 
2003-11-26 08:27:53 PM
KILL WHITEY!!!
 
2003-11-26 08:28:24 PM
I hate Republicans!
I can't believe they let these Nazis on campus! Don't these farkers have a cross burning to goto or something? I don't think anything but a "progressive" view should be allowed on campus. It's about time we did something about these stereotyping hate mongers!


*cheesy grin*
 
2003-11-26 08:28:49 PM
frostalicious,

Use your imagination, Mike Cox did.
 
2003-11-26 08:29:35 PM
How much of a loser do you have to be to protest a protest?
 
2003-11-26 08:29:54 PM
fark it. Teargas 'em all.
 
2003-11-26 08:30:05 PM
haha, i always get compliments from random people when i wear my "hippies smell" tshirt.
 
2003-11-26 08:30:30 PM
Ba-ha-ha.

I only wish there was a photoshop contest where protesters had signs and farkers could change what they say!

(sigh...)
 
2003-11-26 08:30:45 PM
Maybe they meant something else...

 
2003-11-26 08:30:54 PM
While your meaningless protests roll by, Kevin sits enslaved. Only one cause merits true action. Free Kevin Mitnick today!
 
2003-11-26 08:32:09 PM
hhhmm... a 4th year poli sci major... don't worry about the protests, mikey... in another year you'll have more important things to worry about... like supersizing my fries, biatch.
 
2003-11-26 08:32:27 PM
www.protestwarrior.com

Funny. Shiat.
 
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