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(Daily Star)   Dear Jane: My lesbian lover is pregnant, claims I must have cheated with a guy and, somehow, passed the sperm on to her. Is that even possible?   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 185
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2012-10-01 11:49:49 AM

ShannonKW: AppleOptionEsc: //words words words Bad Shannon words welcome to fark.jpg
///Stop using bad words


Wat?


'Damn dyke' "got corrected to" 'dam dike'. Because water barriers.
 
2012-10-01 12:18:29 PM

doglover: I love the girl and usually have a brilliant sex life and I've never fancied anyone more.

But I have to admit I find her hard work a lot of the time.

The problem is she tells lies and won't accept responsibility for her actions.

So the letter writer is the man of the relationship.


ts2.mm.bing.net

THIS!
 
2012-10-01 12:22:30 PM
Should have gone with the Jesus story.
 
2012-10-01 12:31:48 PM

X-Geek: Maybe a cumsprite got her?
Link (NSFW Cartoon)


WTF was that?
/need more info
 
2012-10-01 12:52:37 PM
Maybe shes straight when she's drunk.
 
2012-10-01 12:53:54 PM
It's the second coming of Jesus Christ. As I recollect, the Virgin Mary was a lesbian too.
 
2012-10-01 01:00:27 PM

TenJed_77: X-Geek: Maybe a cumsprite got her?
Link (NSFW Cartoon)

WTF was that?
/need more info


Here you go
 
2012-10-01 01:07:28 PM

xl5150: Sounds like her girlfriend is done with her lesbian phase and ready to go back to being normal. Most of the time they get it out of their system within a year or so.


In my day, trolling meant something...
 
2012-10-01 01:13:41 PM
I think I've seen websites where this might be possible...
 
2012-10-01 01:14:02 PM
This falls into the category that 1/3 of all Fark articles do:
The only thing interesting or amusing about it are the Fark thread comments.
 
2012-10-01 01:14:21 PM

PsiChick: xl5150: Sounds like her girlfriend is done with her lesbian phase and ready to go back to being normal. Most of the time they get it out of their system within a year or so.

In my day, trolling meant something...


It meant you wasted your time?

Pretty sure it still means that...
 
2012-10-01 01:27:17 PM

SkunkWerks: PsiChick: xl5150: Sounds like her girlfriend is done with her lesbian phase and ready to go back to being normal. Most of the time they get it out of their system within a year or so.

In my day, trolling meant something...

It meant you wasted your time?

Pretty sure it still means that...


Nah, some trolls are pretty funny\amusing.
 
2012-10-01 02:33:29 PM

doglover: So the letter writer is the man of the relationship.


The letter writer is Just Jane. These are all complete and obvious fiction.
 
2012-10-01 02:51:20 PM
You guys laugh, but you know if there'd been no advice columnist she would have turned to Yahoo Answers, and we'd have never seen her pathetic rationalization of a life of abuse in the sea of trolling and illegibility.

Also, don't lesbian couples have the highest rate of domestic violence of any demographic?
 
2012-10-01 02:56:00 PM

Slartibartfaster: RedVentrue: Still wondering about that guy
διασπορά
διασπορά
διασπορά

// nope not me


OK. I'll keep looking.
 
2012-10-01 03:33:35 PM
You got it from the toilet seat!

Could totally happen.
 
2012-10-01 03:43:13 PM
The physics probably work against this theory, but: scissor while you squirt?
 
2012-10-01 05:35:47 PM
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Yuck.
 
2012-10-01 06:21:59 PM
Someone must have heard the plot plans for Season 2 of Wonderfalls.
 
2012-10-01 06:46:41 PM
Your "lesbian" lover is bisexual.
 
2012-10-01 07:43:52 PM

PsiChick: xl5150: Sounds like her girlfriend is done with her lesbian phase and ready to go back to being normal. Most of the time they get it out of their system within a year or so.

In my day, trolling meant something...


It's not trolling if it's true.

i75.photobucket.com
/cheapshot meme

I mean I suppose xl5150 should have put "lesbian" in quotes to denote the girlfriend was bicurious and angry at men because of a bad relationship that she (unshockingly) is sliding back into but that's clearly the situation and most folk who do that sort of thing give it up pretty quickly.

And let's be real, after the excitement of pretending that you are "trendy and hip" and "standing strong against oppression" wears off and you realize life was a lot simpler and more enjoyable when you were seen as society's heteronormative baseline. Because it's nice being the oppressor class instead of the oppressed class.
 
2012-10-01 08:30:18 PM
TheBigJerk: I mean I suppose xl5150 should have put "lesbian" in quotes to denote the girlfriend was bicurious and angry at men because of a bad relationship that she (unshockingly) is sliding back into but that's clearly the situation and most folk who do that sort of thing give it up pretty quickly.

Anything that can commonly be contributed to "a phase I went through in college" that subsequently faded away cannot be argued to be an uncontrollable biological setting instead of a choice.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:21 PM

xl5150: Anything that can commonly be contributed to "a phase I went through in college" that subsequently faded away cannot be argued to be an uncontrollable biological setting instead of a choice.


That, or straight women simply lack an /instinctual aversion to same-sex sexual activity that might be common among men. I mean, male and female psychologies and behaviors are identical in every other way, so it'd be crazy if we were different on that point, right?
 
2012-10-01 11:11:30 PM

xl5150: Anything that can commonly be contributed to "a phase I went through in college" that subsequently faded away cannot be argued to be an uncontrollable biological setting instead of a choice.


Said by someone who's not familiar with the Kinsey Scale.
 
2012-10-02 01:33:10 AM
I'm pretty sure I saw on TMZ that, that is how Snooki got pregnat.
 
2012-10-02 01:55:56 AM

XaLEv: It's entirely possible, in principle, for sperm to survive inside one woman's vagina for a while, be transferred to her lover's during sex, and successfully impregnate her. Hell of unlikely though.


Only way I could see this is possible is with a double sided dildo

Mr. Shabooboo: I think this calls for an experiment..


not without pictures
 
2012-10-02 03:12:45 AM
Wait, wasn't the famous LGBT argument is that you are born with it? How did she TURN lesbian?
 
2012-10-02 03:54:59 AM

devilhunterx: Wait, wasn't the famous LGBT argument is that you are born with it? How did she TURN lesbian?


Sexuality isn't binary. There are plenty of people who go both ways. Your strawman is defunct.
 
2012-10-02 07:48:30 AM

xl5150: TheBigJerk: I mean I suppose xl5150 should have put "lesbian" in quotes to denote the girlfriend was bicurious and angry at men because of a bad relationship that she (unshockingly) is sliding back into but that's clearly the situation and most folk who do that sort of thing give it up pretty quickly.

Anything that can commonly be contributed to "a phase I went through in college" that subsequently faded away cannot be argued to be an uncontrollable biological setting instead of a choice.


Why not? People talk all the time about "the terrible twos" and the behavior of kids in their teenage years as if it's some sort of biological inevitability. Why not this?
 
2012-10-02 01:13:44 PM

TheBigJerk: PsiChick: xl5150: Sounds like her girlfriend is done with her lesbian phase and ready to go back to being normal. Most of the time they get it out of their system within a year or so.

In my day, trolling meant something...

It's not trolling if it's true.

[i75.photobucket.com image 422x600]
/cheapshot meme

I mean I suppose xl5150 should have put "lesbian" in quotes to denote the girlfriend was bicurious and angry at men because of a bad relationship that she (unshockingly) is sliding back into but that's clearly the situation and most folk who do that sort of thing give it up pretty quickly.

And let's be real, after the excitement of pretending that you are "trendy and hip" and "standing strong against oppression" wears off and you realize life was a lot simpler and more enjoyable when you were seen as society's heteronormative baseline. Because it's nice being the oppressor class instead of the oppressed class.


LGBTQ people don't always classify themselves by their sexual attraction. For example, I'm bisexual. But I probably count more as asexual, because while I look at girls and guys and think 'ooh, hot', that doesn't mean I'd want to sleep with them.

A lot of bisexuals identify as gay or lesbian, which means they socially identify with gays and lesbians more than bisexuals or heteros. That doesn't mean the opposite gender isn't sexually attractive. It just means they like hanging out with gays\lesbians, they'd consciously rather sleep with and have relationships with gays\lesbians, etc..

In the case of TFA's woman, it sounds like it stems from her own issues, possibly about her bisexuality. But when you're talking to LGBTQ people, you do have to keep in mind sometimes that a lesbian might be attracted to men, and it doesn't make her not a lesbian--it just means that sexual attraction doesn't define how they socially interact.
 
2012-10-02 01:30:08 PM

PsiChick: that doesn't mean I'd want to sleep with them.


Lack (or abundance) of inhibition to sleeping with people I think is a common feature (problem?) of most forms of sexuality. I dunno that this makes a defining feature of any particular form, as such. It's probably not what you meant to explain here, but trying to ascribe this to any particular form makes it sound like you're saying "sluttiness" is just a built in feature.

PsiChick: A lot of bisexuals identify as gay or lesbian, which means they socially identify with gays and lesbians more than bisexuals or heteros. That doesn't mean the opposite gender isn't sexually attractive. It just means they like hanging out with gays\lesbians, they'd consciously rather sleep with and have relationships with gays\lesbians, etc..


I've also heard from friends of mine who are bisexual that there's a good deal of pressure from the single-gender-preference sector for bisexuals to declare "fish or foul", as it were. I'm not sure if he was speaking only from personal experience or this is more wide-spread.

What I do know is that being a minority hardly excludes one from bigoted behavior, and certainly not even among "one's own". It wouldn't surprise me if it were fairly wide-spread. One thing we people do love to do, no matter whether we're the aggressor or the victim is categorize things- a fetish that often extends to people.
 
2012-10-02 01:38:18 PM

SkunkWerks: PsiChick: that doesn't mean I'd want to sleep with them.

Lack (or abundance) of inhibition to sleeping with people I think is a common feature (problem?) of most forms of sexuality. I dunno that this makes a defining feature of any particular form, as such. It's probably not what you meant to explain here, but trying to ascribe this to any particular form makes it sound like you're saying "sluttiness" is just a built in feature.

PsiChick: A lot of bisexuals identify as gay or lesbian, which means they socially identify with gays and lesbians more than bisexuals or heteros. That doesn't mean the opposite gender isn't sexually attractive. It just means they like hanging out with gays\lesbians, they'd consciously rather sleep with and have relationships with gays\lesbians, etc..

I've also heard from friends of mine who are bisexual that there's a good deal of pressure from the single-gender-preference sector for bisexuals to declare "fish or foul", as it were. I'm not sure if he was speaking only from personal experience or this is more wide-spread.

What I do know is that being a minority hardly excludes one from bigoted behavior, and certainly not even among "one's own". It wouldn't surprise me if it were fairly wide-spread. One thing we people do love to do, no matter whether we're the aggressor or the victim is categorize things- a fetish that often extends to people.


1) Actually, I'm more saying that I don't want to sleep with anyone. That's unusual, because most people do want to get laid occasionally. But that's not my main point, so eh, whatever.

2) I've heard of that, but I meant more that being socially gay is very different from being sexually gay. Like being socially asexual is not the same as having no sexual attractions.
 
2012-10-02 02:22:11 PM

PsiChick: 1) Actually, I'm more saying that I don't want to sleep with anyone.


Oh I got that, but the tenor of the statement kinda read, "unlike those people who see a hot guy or girl and go 'hey baby!', I don't want to sleep with anyone" I know it's not what you were trying to say, it just sounded kinda odd.

Sexual promiscuity, as I'm sure you're aware, is also a common stereotype branded on a lot of "alternative lifestyles" from the hetero sector- despite the fact that a lot of LGBT-folk enjoy stable, long-lasting relationships that are, crazy as this sounds- not entirely based on sex.

I get the impression it's us straight folks that can't seem to get past focusing on it when addressing those matters. You tend to get that with a lot of sexually-related subjects in post-puritanical society.

Oddly enough heterosexual women get similar treatment too. Seems to be like a Swiss Army Knife of slander.


As for the other matter I was just wondering if that was a thing or not, despite saying 'friends' (plural), I only really ever heard it from one person. Behavior like that in people interests me. I think it says something about us as a social species
 
2012-10-02 03:34:40 PM

SkunkWerks: PsiChick: 1) Actually, I'm more saying that I don't want to sleep with anyone.

Oh I got that, but the tenor of the statement kinda read, "unlike those people who see a hot guy or girl and go 'hey baby!', I don't want to sleep with anyone" I know it's not what you were trying to say, it just sounded kinda odd.

Sexual promiscuity, as I'm sure you're aware, is also a common stereotype branded on a lot of "alternative lifestyles" from the hetero sector- despite the fact that a lot of LGBT-folk enjoy stable, long-lasting relationships that are, crazy as this sounds- not entirely based on sex.

I get the impression it's us straight folks that can't seem to get past focusing on it when addressing those matters. You tend to get that with a lot of sexually-related subjects in post-puritanical society.

Oddly enough heterosexual women get similar treatment too. Seems to be like a Swiss Army Knife of slander.


As for the other matter I was just wondering if that was a thing or not, despite saying 'friends' (plural), I only really ever heard it from one person. Behavior like that in people interests me. I think it says something about us as a social species


Oh, yeah, I totally understand. Sorry, I'm still working on the 'coherency in an argument' aspect. :p

Well, both sides of it are actual things. And yes, it really is fascinating. If I ever chose a field besides English to major in, I'd totally go for anthropology. It's amazing how people interact.
 
2012-10-02 09:48:21 PM

robbrie: xl5150: Anything that can commonly be contributed to "a phase I went through in college" that subsequently faded away cannot be argued to be an uncontrollable biological setting instead of a choice.

Said by someone who's not familiar with the Kinsey Scale.


I imagine roughly similiar numbers of men and women tend to be inclined towards same-sex experimentation when young. The fact is, though, for women there have tended to be historically far fewer social or legal repercussions in the last several hundred years then for men, so men would either keep it in the fantasy world or be extremely secretive. And until the decline of duelling, even if a certain prominent personage was well-known to be dressing up in female clothing and hosting a gay orgy every other Thursday, because of the legal consequences any open statements would be very unlikely, because they'd almost be certain to be met by a challenge and many of these chaps were very handy with a pistol or blade.
Back in ancient Greece and Rome, when this experimentation was looked on as normal for both genders, I imagine the numbers would have been dead even.
 
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