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(Daily Star)   Dear Jane: My lesbian lover is pregnant, claims I must have cheated with a guy and, somehow, passed the sperm on to her. Is that even possible?   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 185
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2012-09-30 10:49:16 PM  
That's one of the dumbest lies I've ever heard.
 
2012-09-30 10:53:26 PM  
No
 
2012-09-30 10:54:28 PM  
I love the girl and usually have a brilliant sex life and I've never fancied anyone more.

But I have to admit I find her hard work a lot of the time.

The problem is she tells lies and won't accept responsibility for her actions.


So the letter writer is the man of the relationship.
 
2012-09-30 11:12:04 PM  
Is Ed Anger writing for the Star now...
 
2012-09-30 11:18:21 PM  
A modified wooden toilet roll holder?
Wow. Just wow.
 
2012-09-30 11:19:10 PM  
Reminds me of that time I got chlamydia from a tractor.
 
2012-09-30 11:19:56 PM  
No drama like lesbian drama.
 
2012-09-30 11:29:07 PM  

The Bestest: A modified wooden toilet roll holder?
Wow. Just wow.


i33.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-30 11:45:53 PM  

bojon: No drama like lesbian drama.


This. I know quite a few lesbians and any female drama that can occur between two people is synergistically magnified in them.
 
2012-10-01 12:09:03 AM  

Introitus: bojon: No drama like lesbian drama.

This. I know quite a few lesbians and any female drama that can occur between two people is synergistically magnified in them.


This is true but only for couples under 50. After that they are as boring as any other middle aged couple.
 
2012-10-01 12:16:07 AM  
He has full custody but she always goes back to his place for a Chinese with the family

So that's what the kids are calling it these days.
 
2012-10-01 12:24:05 AM  
i33.photobucket.com

Can't be reposted enough.

(For those who weren't there, this is the reference)
 
2012-10-01 01:03:46 AM  
Is that even possible?

nope.
 
2012-10-01 01:10:45 AM  
Dear Jane: My lesbian lover is pregnant, claims I must have cheated with a guy and, somehow, passed the sperm on to her. Is that even possible?

It depends... Did she drug you and then have you star in a snowball-and-reverse-felching porn video with her and the babydaddy?
 
2012-10-01 01:20:38 AM  

Introitus: bojon: No drama like lesbian drama.

This. I know quite a few lesbians and any female drama that can occur between two people is synergistically magnified in them.


I learned that one day in Ikea. I was sitting down, taking a break, while my wife was looking around at the bedroom sets. This attractive young woman came strolling through and I made the mistake of looking at her for just a second or two too long. I realized that just off to one side, this stereotypical plaid-shirt-and-workboot-wearing bull dyke was glaring at me like she was going to stomp my ass for daring to look at her partner. For just a moment I seriously contemplated smiling at the glaring woman and saying to her, "Lighten up, Francis," but I decided that I didn't want the embarrassment of being beat up by a lesbian inside an Ikea store.
 
2012-10-01 01:34:40 AM  
Question was rhetorical. Girlfriend's a liar. Dump her.

Next.
 
2012-10-01 01:37:17 AM  
For f*ck's sake, she never asked if that were possible! F*cking Subby, you lying sack of shiat. Fark you.
 
2012-10-01 02:38:12 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: Introitus: bojon: No drama like lesbian drama.

This. I know quite a few lesbians and any female drama that can occur between two people is synergistically magnified in them.

I learned that one day in Ikea. I was sitting down, taking a break, while my wife was looking around at the bedroom sets. This attractive young woman came strolling through and I made the mistake of looking at her for just a second or two too long. I realized that just off to one side, this stereotypical plaid-shirt-and-workboot-wearing bull dyke was glaring at me like she was going to stomp my ass for daring to look at her partner. For just a moment I seriously contemplated smiling at the glaring woman and saying to her, "Lighten up, Francis," but I decided that I didn't want the embarrassment of being beat up by a lesbian inside an Ikea store.


Lulz. You know what's really amusing? If she had stomped you, you would have been the one going to jail.
Then the hot one and your wife would be alone sharing their grief over a bottle of wine.....
 
2012-10-01 03:10:11 AM  

MadAzza: Question was rhetorical. Girlfriend's a liar. Dump her.

Next.


And you are so stupid for even asking this question! please, sterilize yourself before anything accidentally happens!!

/we can assume that the email was just trolling. right?? RIGHT????!
 
2012-10-01 03:13:23 AM  

namatad: MadAzza: Question was rhetorical. Girlfriend's a liar. Dump her.

Next.

And you are so stupid for even asking this question! please, sterilize yourself before anything accidentally happens!!

/we can assume that the email was just trolling. right?? RIGHT????!


I hope so.
 
2012-10-01 03:30:02 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-01 04:04:58 AM  
is she a scientician? maybe she performed some sort of invasive procedure while the other lesbian was asleep.
 
2012-10-01 04:12:43 AM  

MadAzza: For f*ck's sake, she never asked if that were possible! F*cking Subby, you lying sack of shiat. Fark you.


[welcometofark.jpg]
 
2012-10-01 04:13:24 AM  
Dear Penthouse Forum, I know people claim these stories are totally made up...
 
2012-10-01 04:15:38 AM  

MadAzza: For f*ck's sake, she never asked if that were possible! F*cking Subby, you lying sack of shiat. Fark you.


i2.crtcdn1.net

The headline is legitimate.
 
2012-10-01 04:17:39 AM  
it is known that sperm can live outside the ocean tidal pools for up to 4 hours breathing air and that they are notorious escape artists from domesticated tanks, so anything is possible.

/i am a marine biologist
 
2012-10-01 04:18:35 AM  
Sounds like her girlfriend is done with her lesbian phase and ready to go back to being normal. Most of the time they get it out of their system within a year or so.
 
2012-10-01 04:27:41 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Dear Penthouse Forum, I know people claim these stories are totally made up...


At this point I'm certain she knows 99 percent of these are all BS. She's got to be doing it for the ratings.

Wait. That was a 'durrr' moment.
 
2012-10-01 04:30:32 AM  
It's entirely possible, in principle, for sperm to survive inside one woman's vagina for a while, be transferred to her lover's during sex, and successfully impregnate her. Hell of unlikely though.
 
2012-10-01 04:31:01 AM  
I think this calls for an experiment..
 
2012-10-01 04:33:34 AM  

MadAzza: For f*ck's sake, she never asked if that were possible! F*cking Subby, you lying sack of shiat. Fark you.


But it's funnier if she had asked it therefore she did ask it.

I vote republican.
 
2012-10-01 04:33:47 AM  
Someone spouting something that stupid has you pegged as a patsy or is calling you out. Send that crazy biatch back to her family, she's having another of his kids for crissakes!
 
2012-10-01 04:33:59 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: I think this calls for an experiment..


I would like to declare my heterosexualness and perfectly inelligiable for your said experiment.
 
2012-10-01 04:34:22 AM  
I'll bet it was "a Chinese."
 
2012-10-01 04:36:53 AM  
there is a precedent for this

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/mt/1.html
 
2012-10-01 04:40:02 AM  
The point is that this lesbo was cheating and has pretty much admitted to it in her question.
 
2012-10-01 04:40:53 AM  
Via some vag version of snowballing, I'm sure it's possible. And extremely hot and I would want to see that on video.
 
2012-10-01 04:44:16 AM  
i22.photobucket.com

What is this I don't even...
 
2012-10-01 04:44:36 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: Introitus: bojon: No drama like lesbian drama.

This. I know quite a few lesbians and any female drama that can occur between two people is synergistically magnified in them.

I learned that one day in Ikea. I was sitting down, taking a break, while my wife was looking around at the bedroom sets. This attractive young woman came strolling through and I made the mistake of looking at her for just a second or two too long. I realized that just off to one side, this stereotypical plaid-shirt-and-workboot-wearing bull dyke was glaring at me like she was going to stomp my ass for daring to look at her partner. For just a moment I seriously contemplated smiling at the glaring woman and saying to her, "Lighten up, Francis," but I decided that I didn't want the embarrassment of being beat up by a lesbian inside an Ikea store.


IKEA: the Euro version of X-mart.
 
2012-10-01 04:45:35 AM  
Anyone else slightly turned on by all this?
 
2012-10-01 04:47:11 AM  

Somacandra: [i33.photobucket.com image 249x599]

Can't be reposted enough.

(For those who weren't there, this is the reference)


I remember that.

how can you be a mother of two,
and yet be fooled by a false dick?
that's BULLSHIAT.
there is no denial deep enough.

there is lying to save face, though.
 
2012-10-01 04:47:14 AM  
Lesbian drama can get ugly and insane, especially if there is an ex around of either sex. There is only one, serious solution: she had better back away, and run, run like hell and never talk to the baby momma again.
 
2012-10-01 04:47:58 AM  
....Banana cream pie and scissors?
 
2012-10-01 04:48:07 AM  
For all of you doubters, it's possible. Admittedly being a lesbian trapped in a mans body may be a slightly different situation.
 
2012-10-01 04:54:15 AM  
I dated a lesbian who was simultaneously selfish enough, shady enough, pathetic enough, pathological enough, and dumb enough to attempt this ruse. It didn't last long. I love my gay gals, but they are not above terrible bullshiat.
 
2012-10-01 04:55:31 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Somacandra: [i33.photobucket.com image 249x599]

Can't be reposted enough.

(For those who weren't there, this is the reference)

I remember that.

how can you be a mother of two,
and yet be fooled by a false dick?
that's BULLSHIAT.
there is no denial deep enough.

there is lying to save face, though.



There's also the soap opera mentality... Person claiming to be male "survived cancer"...cue dramatic music...and now the mother of two is wrapped up in the drama as well, so it gets played out as far as it can go.

Some people are really into personal drama, I believe it's often because they received most of their isolated life lessons from TV drama, with little common sense to buffer it. An attentive new boyfriend who acts strangely can be passed off as a noble cancer survivor to family and friends and she'll continue to hold on to that script as long as she can.
 
2012-10-01 05:01:11 AM  
"Dear Jane: My lesbian lover is pregnant, claims I must have cheated with a guy and, somehow, passed the sperm on to her. Is that even possible?"
Dear Human Floormat- time you stopped punishing yourself for being a lesbian by sleeping with this sack of shiat. Grow a pair- oh, bad wording- anyhow, dump dat biatch to da curb already.
 
2012-10-01 05:01:48 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: [...] I decided that I didn't want the embarrassment of being beat up by a lesbian inside an Ikea store.


Don't feel bad, bro. I was once sexually harassed by a lesbian in a QFC supermarket and made to look quite ridiculous.

In case you want details, I woke up in the wee hours one night and couldn't get back to sleep, so I nipped over to the QFC with the vague idea of building up some fatigue and getting some munchies. The place was nearly deserted at that hour, and I was ambling about in a daze for while when I heard this harsh, contemptuous voice behind me, "Hey, man, make me some cookies!"

So I turn around and blearily see this couple, he in a leather jacket and jeans and she in this frilly sun-dress looking thing... only, after bit of squinting and head cocking it became clear that they were both women. The "femme" of the two was rolling her eyes adoringly at her butch, man-abusing girlfriend as if to say, "My hero!" I didn't care; I was just fuddled and confused. We were in the snack aisle, after all. "They're right there!" I said gesturing at the generous selection of cookies at her very elbow, and tottered off wondering what was wrong with people. It wasn't until I was halfway home that it dawned on me that she had been trying to demean me rather than literally seeking cookies.

She also had broken my chain of thought, so when I got home I had a ham but had forgotten to get bread. Damn dyke.
 
2012-10-01 05:04:48 AM  

bekovich: Anyone else slightly turned on by all this?


Slightly? No. Massively? Hell yes.
 
2012-10-01 05:05:56 AM  
He has full custody ...

And there's the biggest sign you should need to indicate that this women isn't reliable.
 
2012-10-01 05:09:37 AM  
This one is a real puzzler. I'm going to have to consult Todd Akin, member of the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology to get a legitimate answer.
 
2012-10-01 05:12:34 AM  
how lesbian get pragnent
 
2012-10-01 05:14:58 AM  

MadAzza: For f*ck's sake, she never asked if that were possible! F*cking Subby, you lying sack of shiat. Fark you.


You sound MadAzza

/not subby
 
2012-10-01 05:15:00 AM  
Somewhere, some Farker who read this after he got another chick pregnant is getting ready to tell his wife, "Damn it, I knew you were bisexual!"
 
2012-10-01 05:19:39 AM  
I'm never going to be able to go into an old lady's bathroom without laughing my ass off ever again after reading that article. Wow.
 
2012-10-01 05:26:22 AM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-10-01 05:26:54 AM  

namatad: MadAzza: Question was rhetorical. Girlfriend's a liar. Dump her.

Next.

And you are so stupid for even asking this question! please, sterilize yourself before anything accidentally happens!!

/we can assume that the email was just trolling. right?? RIGHT????!


Nope. Subby was.
 
2012-10-01 05:28:39 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: MadAzza: For f*ck's sake, she never asked if that were possible! F*cking Subby, you lying sack of shiat. Fark you.

You sound MadAzza

/not subby


Heh heh ... yeah, but not *that* kind of mad.

/hatter
 
2012-10-01 05:31:42 AM  

ShannonKW: Fark Me To Tears: [...] I decided that I didn't want the embarrassment of being beat up by a lesbian inside an Ikea store.

Don't feel bad, bro. I was once sexually harassed by a lesbian in a QFC supermarket and made to look quite ridiculous.

In case you want details, I woke up in the wee hours one night and couldn't get back to sleep, so I nipped over to the QFC with the vague idea of building up some fatigue and getting some munchies. The place was nearly deserted at that hour, and I was ambling about in a daze for while when I heard this harsh, contemptuous voice behind me, "Hey, man, make me some cookies!"

So I turn around and blearily see this couple, he in a leather jacket and jeans and she in this frilly sun-dress looking thing... only, after bit of squinting and head cocking it became clear that they were both women. The "femme" of the two was rolling her eyes adoringly at her butch, man-abusing girlfriend as if to say, "My hero!" I didn't care; I was just fuddled and confused. We were in the snack aisle, after all. "They're right there!" I said gesturing at the generous selection of cookies at her very elbow, and tottered off wondering what was wrong with people. It wasn't until I was halfway home that it dawned on me that she had been trying to demean me rather than literally seeking cookies.

She also had broken my chain of thought, so when I got home I had a ham but had forgotten to get bread. Damn dyike.


FTFY

/not really
//words words words Bad Shannon words welcome to fark.jpg 
///Stop using bad words
 
2012-10-01 05:33:01 AM  
The girlfriend sounds Republican.
 
2012-10-01 05:38:52 AM  

Smoking GNU: The girlfriend sounds Republican.


I was just thinking "I haven't seen such clear projection since the last GOP thread"
 
2012-10-01 05:45:51 AM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: I'll bet it was "a Chinese."


Asian-American is the preferred nomenclature.
 
Skr
2012-10-01 05:46:07 AM  

Ed Finnerty: [i.imgur.com image 536x280]

'dog spermed answer'

Reminds me a bit of the squid that has detachable claws that have sperm in them. Just stab a claw any ole place, detach it, and wham bam baby squids in your leg. (coming to SyFy soon)
 
2012-10-01 05:46:36 AM  

fusillade762: He has full custody but she always goes back to his place for a Chinese with the family

So that's what the kids are calling it these days.


Well since she still likes to sleep over he is still turning her Japanese
 
2012-10-01 05:50:18 AM  

sleeper2995: fusillade762: He has full custody but she always goes back to his place for a Chinese with the family

So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

Well since she still likes to sleep over he is still turning her Japanese


You really think so?
 
2012-10-01 06:02:15 AM  
Dear Jane: My lesbian lover is pregnant, claims I must have cheated with a guy and, somehow, passed the sperm on to her. Is that even possible?

Only if you cheated with a guy....

did you?
 
2012-10-01 06:03:43 AM  

sleeper2995: fusillade762: He has full custody but she always goes back to his place for a Chinese with the family

So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

Well since she still likes to sleep over he is still turning her Japanese


You heard about the woman who ate squim and its sperm pack went kabloey in her mouth? True story yo. Don't have the fark link but: Here you go.
 
2012-10-01 06:05:27 AM  

Skr: Ed Finnerty: [i.imgur.com image 536x280]
'dog spermed answer'

Reminds me a bit of the squid that has detachable claws that have sperm in them. Just stab a claw any ole place, detach it, and wham bam baby squids in your leg. (coming to SyFy soon)


Wrong person to reply to. I meant that in response to that one.
 
2012-10-01 06:12:33 AM  
FTA: Last night, during one of our horrible, ongoing rows, she had the nerve to blame me for it.

What I got out of this statement: we have regular arguments. Also, they're quite vicious.

FTA: That's how stupid our fights have got...

Not only regular arguments, but stupid ones too.

FTA: I love the girl and usually have a brilliant sex life and I've never fancied anyone more.

You argue regularly, it gets quite nasty when you do, yet you still fancy this girl?

FTA: But I have to admit I find her hard work a lot of the time.

Work smarter, not harder.

FTA: The problem is she tells lies and won't accept responsibility for her actions.

I'm going to hazard a guess the incident rate of her lying is about as regular as your arguments, yet, once again, you fancy this girl?

FTA: It's pretty obvious to me that she's still sleeping with her ex yet she won't admit it.

People who tell "obvious" lies to you don't respect your intelligence, your resolve or your own self-respect- possibly all three. Still the girl of your dreams?

FTA: It's the bare-faced lying I find so insulting and offensive.

Evidently not insulting or offensive enough to do what's called for.

FTA: I have always tried to be honest but she plays games with my mind and treats me like an idiot.

It bears repeating: this is the girl of your dreams?

FTA: There is no getting away from the fact a tiny, vulnerable baby is going to be born in six months and I still don't know where I stand.

How about: try choosing where you stand instead of letting her choose it for you, hm? It's not like you could be determined to be the father of the child by any forensic means (though I admit it certainly sounds like she's trying to concoct some scenario by which you are), so what's holding you back from simply stepping away? You are.

FTA: How do I get her to stop treating me like a second-class citizen?

Simple: stop acting like one.

You have constant arguments, they apparently get quite heated, and involve your partner showing complete disrespect for you as a person. You know all of this, yet still claim this is "the one". You use this as an excuse to linger. In short: you're enabling her.


You know, I'm no less shocked at this winking woman's desire to remain with this person (a desire that stands contrary to everything resembling sense or reason) than I am at her partner's "obvious lie". These two were made for one another, clearly.
 
2012-10-01 06:25:01 AM  

Inigo: how lesbian get pragnent


Indeed. How is babby formed?
 
2012-10-01 06:31:03 AM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: I'll bet it was "a Chinese."


Me Chinese, me play trick.
Impregnant resbian without using a dick.
 
2012-10-01 06:31:26 AM  
One can barely expect an ounce of logic and calm thought out of 1 woman in a relationship, and we're flabbergasted when 2 women can't put together one rational unemotional thought? O_o
 
2012-10-01 06:34:41 AM  
So, fake advice columns is a thing now?
 
2012-10-01 06:42:40 AM  

abhorrent1: So, fake advice columns is a thing now?


We have facebook now. If you want advice from a random stranger, go there. Advice columns are for passive aggressive types who can leave the newspaper laying around the office.
 
2012-10-01 06:43:02 AM  

abhorrent1: So, fake advice columns is a thing now?


I don't think it's the advice that's fake. And trolling advice columns? Yeah, that's not new, nor will it ever get old, I suspect.
 
2012-10-01 06:43:02 AM  

RatMaster999: Feral_and_Preposterous: I'll bet it was "a Chinese."

Me Chinese, me play trick.
Impregnant resbian without using a dick.


I ror'd
 
2012-10-01 06:43:08 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: //words words words Bad Shannon words welcome to fark.jpg
///Stop using bad words



Wat?
 
2012-10-01 06:46:20 AM  
So much for "born gay "
 
2012-10-01 06:46:31 AM  
lsd.dula.tv
 
2012-10-01 06:51:20 AM  
 
2012-10-01 06:55:37 AM  

brukmann: I dated a lesbian who was simultaneously selfish enough, shady enough, pathetic enough, pathological enough, and dumb enough to attempt this ruse. It didn't last long. I love my gay gals, but they are not above terrible bullshiat.


You dated my sister?
 
2012-10-01 06:57:19 AM  

ShannonKW: AppleOptionEsc: //words words words Bad Shannon words welcome to fark.jpg
///Stop using bad words


Wat?


I didn't get it either.

/Stop using good words.
 
2012-10-01 07:05:13 AM  
tronnic.com

Sure, she might have gotten pregnant from sitting on the toilet. I mean there'd have to be a guy between her and the toilet...
 
2012-10-01 07:06:13 AM  
img2-1.timeinc.net

Hot like a pregnant lesbian!!!!!

(I'll go have a seat over there now)
 
2012-10-01 07:12:00 AM  
The trouble with tribbing...
 
2012-10-01 07:13:05 AM  
Gay people problems.
 
2012-10-01 07:23:54 AM  

davidphogan: That's one of the dumbest lies I've ever heard.


Shenanigans! You can't be a totalfark member with an account created 6 years ago and expect anyone to believe that's one of the dumbest lies you've ever heard. That's one of the dumbest lies I've ever heard!

;^>
 
2012-10-01 07:26:21 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: He has full custody ...

And there's the biggest sign you should need to indicate that this women isn't reliable.


Where were you 6 years ago when I met my ex? She didnt have custody of her kids either, but I figured since she was from Florida that they couldnt do custody hearings right either
 
2012-10-01 07:27:31 AM  

jtown: davidphogan: That's one of the dumbest lies I've ever heard.

Shenanigans! You can't be a totalfark member with an account created 6 years ago and expect anyone to believe that's one of the dumbest lies you've ever heard. That's one of the dumbest lies I've ever heard!

;^>


...one of...
Because there are so many.
 
2012-10-01 07:30:04 AM  
He has full custody but she always goes back to his place for a Chinese with the family.

Maybe she's pregnant with a Chinese baby.
 
2012-10-01 07:43:10 AM  
Scissor me timbers!
 
2012-10-01 07:46:01 AM  

ShannonKW: Fark Me To Tears: [...] I decided that I didn't want the embarrassment of being beat up by a lesbian inside an Ikea store.

Don't feel bad, bro. I was once sexually harassed by a lesbian in a QFC supermarket and made to look quite ridiculous.

In case you want details, I woke up in the wee hours one night and couldn't get back to sleep, so I nipped over to the QFC with the vague idea of building up some fatigue and getting some munchies. The place was nearly deserted at that hour, and I was ambling about in a daze for while when I heard this harsh, contemptuous voice behind me, "Hey, man, make me some cookies!"

So I turn around and blearily see this couple, he in a leather jacket and jeans and she in this frilly sun-dress looking thing... only, after bit of squinting and head cocking it became clear that they were both women. The "femme" of the two was rolling her eyes adoringly at her butch, man-abusing girlfriend as if to say, "My hero!" I didn't care; I was just fuddled and confused. We were in the snack aisle, after all. "They're right there!" I said gesturing at the generous selection of cookies at her very elbow, and tottered off wondering what was wrong with people. It wasn't until I was halfway home that it dawned on me that she had been trying to demean me rather than literally seeking cookies.

She also had broken my chain of thought, so when I got home I had a ham but had forgotten to get bread. Damn dyke.


I read your profile and thought, "You sound like me." Are you my alt?

Shannon is a male/ female name like Tracy, or Erin, common with Irish names.

As for the headline, someone was cheating, and it doesn't matter who.
 
2012-10-01 07:46:32 AM  
Hot lesbian thread?
 
2012-10-01 07:46:37 AM  

Jedekai: Obligatory.


I laughed so hard that I have a headache now, so thanks for that.
 
2012-10-01 07:53:21 AM  
i249.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 07:57:34 AM  
It's the second coming of Jesus!
 
2012-10-01 08:02:24 AM  

dready zim: Dear Jane: My lesbian lover is pregnant, claims I must have cheated with a guy and, somehow, passed the sperm on to her. Is that even possible?

Only if you cheated with a guy....

did you?


That was my thought. Why else would she be concerned about if it's possible?
 
2012-10-01 08:06:05 AM  

RedVentrue: I read your profile and thought, "You sound like me." Are you my alt?


Ever read Fight Club? I'm the guy who does all the shiat you can't explain when you think you're sleeping. Ever notice how people are always asking if you know about ShannonKW?
 
2012-10-01 08:07:08 AM  
I can think of several ways this scenario could play out.
 
2012-10-01 08:11:28 AM  
Never rub your vag on crazy.
 
2012-10-01 08:15:49 AM  
I'm waiting for the followup story when thing get all stabby.
 
2012-10-01 08:32:48 AM  
I'd say, yes, it's possible, given a deplorable lack of hygiene on the part of all concerned.
 
2012-10-01 08:35:53 AM  
sad Fark... I was hoping for some scissor action...

hey, it could happen right?

img444.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-01 08:36:02 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-01 08:38:21 AM  
Seems legit

i.imgur.com

/obligatory
 
2012-10-01 08:41:17 AM  

NowhereMon: Is Ed Anger writing for the Star now...


Only if she's pig-biting mad.
 
2012-10-01 08:41:37 AM  

wambu: Seems legit

[i.imgur.com image 496x345]

/obligatory


Wow, really? Damn. Would like to see a follow-up. Did she win the lawsuit?
 
2012-10-01 08:42:23 AM  
Women leave men because men are abusive only to find that women are abusive too.

And from my dealings with lesbians, women are a LOT more abusive. If you see lesbians angrily yelling at each other, run, because it WILL devolve into violence. Every time. And if you intervene, they will both scratch you.
 
2012-10-01 08:44:34 AM  

DingleberryMoose: wambu: Seems legit

[i.imgur.com image 496x345]

/obligatory

Wow, really? Damn. Would like to see a follow-up. Did she win the lawsuit?


Well hopefully she got Laci Petersoned for cheating on her husband while he was off serving his country before her lawsuit ever got filed.
 
2012-10-01 08:49:17 AM  

wambu: Seems legit

[i.imgur.com image 496x345]

/obligatory


come on, thats not serious. thats from the onion or the scallion or whatever that fake site is
 
2012-10-01 08:52:19 AM  
There was no man. It was a frog.

"Life finds a way."
-- Dr. Ian Malcolm
 
2012-10-01 08:54:13 AM  
The reality is she is (probably) pregnant by her ex-partner. In that case, the baby will be joining its other siblings in having the same mum and dad. What will happen next? I'll tell you - she'll go back to her ex and that will be the best result for that family.

Really? This lying whore going back to her husband is the best result for that family? Why is that? So the kids can hear the fighting all night when lying whore goes out whoring and lying and gets caught but still lies about her whoring? But that okay because "one man one woman, kids need 2 parents".
 
2012-10-01 08:55:44 AM  
Lesbians?! BS posturing.

www.accesswave.ca
 
2012-10-01 08:57:06 AM  

Mr. Cat Poop: But that okay because "one man one woman, kids need 2 parents".


Isn't it funny when people hang on to things doggedly for no sensible reason? Sorta like this woman to her lying whore of a partner...
 
2012-10-01 08:57:16 AM  

ShannonKW: RedVentrue: I read your profile and thought, "You sound like me." Are you my alt?

Ever read Fight Club? I'm the guy who does all the shiat you can't explain when you think you're sleeping. Ever notice how people are always asking if you know about ShannonKW?


Why yes. Yes I did.

Now I know who's to blame for what happened that night. :(
 
2012-10-01 09:00:42 AM  

wambu: Seems legit

[i.imgur.com image 496x345]

/obligatory


"Luckily my husband believes me."

Damn, that was close.
 
2012-10-01 09:02:54 AM  

taurusowner: Well hopefully she got Laci Petersoned for cheating on her husband while he was off serving his country before her lawsuit ever got filed.


Yeah. You see lots of instances of things like this and the servicemen involved seem to get the short end of the stick most times. Having an uncle who retired from the Army after 20+ years of service and his daughters married to servicemen lets me hear far too many stories. They all kind of boil down to, "Hi, honey! Welcome back from your 2 year deployment. See your new baby? Just now a month old, and looks just like you!" It sucks.
 
2012-10-01 09:05:34 AM  

RedVentrue: Now I know who's to blame for what happened that night. :(


Your assumption of a single source is exactly what we want you to continue believing.
 
2012-10-01 09:06:50 AM  
Yes, this is entirely possible. I would be more than happy to demonstrate how this can occur.
 
2012-10-01 09:08:58 AM  
s13.postimage.org
 
2012-10-01 09:09:59 AM  
Lying coont. Dump her.
 
2012-10-01 09:13:01 AM  
There is no getting away from the fact a tiny, vulnerable baby is going to be born in six months and I still don't know where I stand.

Somewhere outside of this tiny, vulnerable baby's biological family, obviously.
 
2012-10-01 09:16:59 AM  

Mr. Cat Poop: The reality is she is (probably) pregnant by her ex-partner. In that case, the baby will be joining its other siblings in having the same mum and dad. What will happen next? I'll tell you - she'll go back to her ex and that will be the best result for that family.

Really? This lying whore going back to her husband is the best result for that family? Why is that? So the kids can hear the fighting all night when lying whore goes out whoring and lying and gets caught but still lies about her whoring? But that okay because "one man one woman, kids need 2 parents".


I don't think that's what the author was infering, but good on you for going there.

I mean, really, if you're still having sex with your ex and having a child by them, I think maybe it would be best if you just went back to that relationship, because you're evidently failing at being an... ex-wife and a lesbian as well.

In any case, the letter writer should back away slowly (or run quickly).
 
2012-10-01 09:18:46 AM  
Maybe a cumsprite got her?
Link (NSFW Cartoon)
 
2012-10-01 09:20:07 AM  

freewill: There is no getting away from the fact a tiny, vulnerable baby is going to be born in six months and I still don't know where I stand.

Somewhere outside of this tiny, vulnerable baby's biological family, obviously.


Well you can't stand inside them. It's unsanitary.
 
2012-10-01 09:20:50 AM  

dittybopper: Well you can't stand inside them. It's unsanitary.


Obviously, my understanding of lesbianism is somehow deficient.
 
2012-10-01 09:37:33 AM  
You always need a good LAUGH to start off a Monday.
THANK YOU fark for giving myself and my coworkers in our Monday meeting a good laugh!
 
2012-10-01 09:38:45 AM  

TwistedFark: I mean, really, if you're still having sex with your ex and having a child by them, I think maybe it would be best if you just went back to that relationship, because you're evidently failing at being an... ex-wife and a lesbian as well.


I agree ... basically
but wouldn't the "you got me pregnant" portion of the original article be a more obvious example at failing as a lesbian ? Does she understand female anatomy ?
 
2012-10-01 09:40:41 AM  
Her tubes were NOT spastic. Not spastic at all.
 
2012-10-01 09:41:01 AM  
I know women lie about affairs, and it's completely plausible that this crazy woman is sleeping with her ex and just unwilling to admit it...

But can we really put it past her ex to slip her some roofies in her wine and have sex with her without her knowing it? I mean... it's possible, right?
 
2012-10-01 09:42:09 AM  

ShannonKW: Fark Me To Tears: [...] I decided that I didn't want the embarrassment of being beat up by a lesbian inside an Ikea store.

Don't feel bad, bro. I was once sexually harassed by a lesbian in a QFC supermarket and made to look quite ridiculous.

In case you want details, I woke up in the wee hours one night and couldn't get back to sleep, so I nipped over to the QFC with the vague idea of building up some fatigue and getting some munchies. The place was nearly deserted at that hour, and I was ambling about in a daze for while when I heard this harsh, contemptuous voice behind me, "Hey, man, make me some cookies!"

So I turn around and blearily see this couple, he in a leather jacket and jeans and she in this frilly sun-dress looking thing... only, after bit of squinting and head cocking it became clear that they were both women. The "femme" of the two was rolling her eyes adoringly at her butch, man-abusing girlfriend as if to say, "My hero!" I didn't care; I was just fuddled and confused. We were in the snack aisle, after all. "They're right there!" I said gesturing at the generous selection of cookies at her very elbow, and tottered off wondering what was wrong with people. It wasn't until I was halfway home that it dawned on me that she had been trying to demean me rather than literally seeking cookies.

She also had broken my chain of thought, so when I got home I had a ham but had forgotten to get bread. Damn dyke.


Shoulda offered to trade cookies for a taste of cookie. Course then you woulda had to fight both of em, but they were lesbians....really a win win no matter how it turns out.
 
2012-10-01 09:42:53 AM  

The Bestest: A modified wooden toilet roll holder?
Wow. Just wow.


awwww man, that brings back memories!

Modified wooden toilet roll holder?

Wow. Just wow.
 
2012-10-01 09:47:21 AM  
www.martacard.com
 
2012-10-01 09:50:40 AM  

davidphogan: That's one of the dumbest lies I've ever heard.


She should've went with an invisible sky God impregnated me.
 
2012-10-01 09:56:43 AM  

PsyLord: She should've went with an invisible sky God impregnated me


goddess (ya know, spice up the old yarn)
 
2012-10-01 10:08:33 AM  
send the biatch back to the exhubby. then once she has had the baby BE HER SECRET LOVER

duh.
 
2012-10-01 10:09:24 AM  

Slartibartfaster: RedVentrue: Now I know who's to blame for what happened that night. :(

Your assumption of a single source is exactly what we want you to continue believing.


Are you the one legged guy with the sneaky eyes who was always whispering "diaspora" to himself?

Still wondering about that guy.
 
2012-10-01 10:11:24 AM  
The prophecy is now in effect.

/wierdest boner
 
2012-10-01 10:12:03 AM  

kvinesknows: send the biatch back to the exhubby. then once she has had the baby BE HER SECRET LOVER

duh.


They're lesbians. He'll totally be down with this, as long as he can watch.
 
2012-10-01 10:18:37 AM  
I love the girl and usually have a brilliant sex life and I've never fancied anyone more.

But I have to admit I find her hard work a lot of the time.

The problem is she tells lies and won't accept responsibility for her actions.



You know...all that opposition to gay marriage COULD just be straight folks telling the gays "hey, yeah, you really don't want this...trust us".
 
2012-10-01 10:26:29 AM  
It's the bare-faced lying I find so insulting and offensive. I have always tried to be honest but she plays games with my mind and treats me like an idiot. There is no getting away from the fact a tiny, vulnerable baby is going to be born in six months and I still don't know where I stand.

Welcome to manhood, butch. You hooked up with crazy, now deal with it or leave.
 
2012-10-01 10:30:34 AM  

LewDux: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 252x209]


Care to explain who or what that's a photo of? I don't get the reference.
 
2012-10-01 10:31:38 AM  

RedVentrue: Still wondering about that guy

διασπορά
διασπορά
διασπορά

// nope not me
 
2012-10-01 10:33:01 AM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-01 10:58:34 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Somacandra: [i33.photobucket.com image 249x599]

Can't be reposted enough.

(For those who weren't there, this is the reference)

I remember that.

how can you be a mother of two,
and yet be fooled by a false dick?
that's BULLSHIAT.
there is no denial deep enough.

there is lying to save face, though.


A false dick is one thing, but a modified piece of wood?
Damn, I've been so hard it hurt, but even then it still has a slightly fleshy feel to it.
 
2012-10-01 11:00:15 AM  

freewill: kvinesknows: send the biatch back to the exhubby. then once she has had the baby BE HER SECRET LOVER

duh.

They're lesbians. He'll totally be down with this, as long as he can watch.


its funner when there is a secret though.
 
2012-10-01 11:00:31 AM  

some_beer_drinker: is she a scientician? maybe she performed some sort of invasive procedure while the other lesbian was asleep.


nah, I don't think so. I'm straight.
 
2012-10-01 11:05:00 AM  

Ambivalence: Reminds me of that time I got chlamydia from a tractor.


Nice Drop Dead Gorgeous reference.
 
2012-10-01 11:21:04 AM  
Ten points for imagination, -100 for the silliest shiat I've heard in a long time

/modified wooden toilet roll holder
 
2012-10-01 11:40:13 AM  

Somacandra: [i33.photobucket.com image 249x599]

Can't be reposted enough.

(For those who weren't there, this is the reference)


Damn, that was a year ago? That was a world-class thread.
 
2012-10-01 11:49:49 AM  

ShannonKW: AppleOptionEsc: //words words words Bad Shannon words welcome to fark.jpg
///Stop using bad words


Wat?


'Damn dyke' "got corrected to" 'dam dike'. Because water barriers.
 
2012-10-01 12:18:29 PM  

doglover: I love the girl and usually have a brilliant sex life and I've never fancied anyone more.

But I have to admit I find her hard work a lot of the time.

The problem is she tells lies and won't accept responsibility for her actions.

So the letter writer is the man of the relationship.


ts2.mm.bing.net

THIS!
 
2012-10-01 12:22:30 PM  
Should have gone with the Jesus story.
 
2012-10-01 12:31:48 PM  

X-Geek: Maybe a cumsprite got her?
Link (NSFW Cartoon)


WTF was that?
/need more info
 
2012-10-01 12:52:37 PM  
Maybe shes straight when she's drunk.
 
2012-10-01 12:53:54 PM  
It's the second coming of Jesus Christ. As I recollect, the Virgin Mary was a lesbian too.
 
2012-10-01 01:00:27 PM  

TenJed_77: X-Geek: Maybe a cumsprite got her?
Link (NSFW Cartoon)

WTF was that?
/need more info


Here you go
 
2012-10-01 01:07:28 PM  

xl5150: Sounds like her girlfriend is done with her lesbian phase and ready to go back to being normal. Most of the time they get it out of their system within a year or so.


In my day, trolling meant something...
 
2012-10-01 01:13:41 PM  
I think I've seen websites where this might be possible...
 
2012-10-01 01:14:02 PM  
This falls into the category that 1/3 of all Fark articles do:
The only thing interesting or amusing about it are the Fark thread comments.
 
2012-10-01 01:14:21 PM  

PsiChick: xl5150: Sounds like her girlfriend is done with her lesbian phase and ready to go back to being normal. Most of the time they get it out of their system within a year or so.

In my day, trolling meant something...


It meant you wasted your time?

Pretty sure it still means that...
 
2012-10-01 01:27:17 PM  

SkunkWerks: PsiChick: xl5150: Sounds like her girlfriend is done with her lesbian phase and ready to go back to being normal. Most of the time they get it out of their system within a year or so.

In my day, trolling meant something...

It meant you wasted your time?

Pretty sure it still means that...


Nah, some trolls are pretty funny\amusing.
 
2012-10-01 02:33:29 PM  

doglover: So the letter writer is the man of the relationship.


The letter writer is Just Jane. These are all complete and obvious fiction.
 
2012-10-01 02:51:20 PM  
You guys laugh, but you know if there'd been no advice columnist she would have turned to Yahoo Answers, and we'd have never seen her pathetic rationalization of a life of abuse in the sea of trolling and illegibility.

Also, don't lesbian couples have the highest rate of domestic violence of any demographic?
 
2012-10-01 02:56:00 PM  

Slartibartfaster: RedVentrue: Still wondering about that guy
διασπορά
διασπορά
διασπορά

// nope not me


OK. I'll keep looking.
 
2012-10-01 03:33:35 PM  
You got it from the toilet seat!

Could totally happen.
 
2012-10-01 03:43:13 PM  
The physics probably work against this theory, but: scissor while you squirt?
 
2012-10-01 05:35:47 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
Yuck.
 
2012-10-01 06:21:59 PM  
Someone must have heard the plot plans for Season 2 of Wonderfalls.
 
2012-10-01 06:46:41 PM  
Your "lesbian" lover is bisexual.
 
2012-10-01 07:43:52 PM  

PsiChick: xl5150: Sounds like her girlfriend is done with her lesbian phase and ready to go back to being normal. Most of the time they get it out of their system within a year or so.

In my day, trolling meant something...


It's not trolling if it's true.

i75.photobucket.com
/cheapshot meme

I mean I suppose xl5150 should have put "lesbian" in quotes to denote the girlfriend was bicurious and angry at men because of a bad relationship that she (unshockingly) is sliding back into but that's clearly the situation and most folk who do that sort of thing give it up pretty quickly.

And let's be real, after the excitement of pretending that you are "trendy and hip" and "standing strong against oppression" wears off and you realize life was a lot simpler and more enjoyable when you were seen as society's heteronormative baseline. Because it's nice being the oppressor class instead of the oppressed class.
 
2012-10-01 08:30:18 PM  
TheBigJerk: I mean I suppose xl5150 should have put "lesbian" in quotes to denote the girlfriend was bicurious and angry at men because of a bad relationship that she (unshockingly) is sliding back into but that's clearly the situation and most folk who do that sort of thing give it up pretty quickly.

Anything that can commonly be contributed to "a phase I went through in college" that subsequently faded away cannot be argued to be an uncontrollable biological setting instead of a choice.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:21 PM  

xl5150: Anything that can commonly be contributed to "a phase I went through in college" that subsequently faded away cannot be argued to be an uncontrollable biological setting instead of a choice.


That, or straight women simply lack an /instinctual aversion to same-sex sexual activity that might be common among men. I mean, male and female psychologies and behaviors are identical in every other way, so it'd be crazy if we were different on that point, right?
 
2012-10-01 11:11:30 PM  

xl5150: Anything that can commonly be contributed to "a phase I went through in college" that subsequently faded away cannot be argued to be an uncontrollable biological setting instead of a choice.


Said by someone who's not familiar with the Kinsey Scale.
 
2012-10-02 01:33:10 AM  
I'm pretty sure I saw on TMZ that, that is how Snooki got pregnat.
 
2012-10-02 01:55:56 AM  

XaLEv: It's entirely possible, in principle, for sperm to survive inside one woman's vagina for a while, be transferred to her lover's during sex, and successfully impregnate her. Hell of unlikely though.


Only way I could see this is possible is with a double sided dildo

Mr. Shabooboo: I think this calls for an experiment..


not without pictures
 
2012-10-02 03:12:45 AM  
Wait, wasn't the famous LGBT argument is that you are born with it? How did she TURN lesbian?
 
2012-10-02 03:54:59 AM  

devilhunterx: Wait, wasn't the famous LGBT argument is that you are born with it? How did she TURN lesbian?


Sexuality isn't binary. There are plenty of people who go both ways. Your strawman is defunct.
 
2012-10-02 07:48:30 AM  

xl5150: TheBigJerk: I mean I suppose xl5150 should have put "lesbian" in quotes to denote the girlfriend was bicurious and angry at men because of a bad relationship that she (unshockingly) is sliding back into but that's clearly the situation and most folk who do that sort of thing give it up pretty quickly.

Anything that can commonly be contributed to "a phase I went through in college" that subsequently faded away cannot be argued to be an uncontrollable biological setting instead of a choice.


Why not? People talk all the time about "the terrible twos" and the behavior of kids in their teenage years as if it's some sort of biological inevitability. Why not this?
 
2012-10-02 01:13:44 PM  

TheBigJerk: PsiChick: xl5150: Sounds like her girlfriend is done with her lesbian phase and ready to go back to being normal. Most of the time they get it out of their system within a year or so.

In my day, trolling meant something...

It's not trolling if it's true.

[i75.photobucket.com image 422x600]
/cheapshot meme

I mean I suppose xl5150 should have put "lesbian" in quotes to denote the girlfriend was bicurious and angry at men because of a bad relationship that she (unshockingly) is sliding back into but that's clearly the situation and most folk who do that sort of thing give it up pretty quickly.

And let's be real, after the excitement of pretending that you are "trendy and hip" and "standing strong against oppression" wears off and you realize life was a lot simpler and more enjoyable when you were seen as society's heteronormative baseline. Because it's nice being the oppressor class instead of the oppressed class.


LGBTQ people don't always classify themselves by their sexual attraction. For example, I'm bisexual. But I probably count more as asexual, because while I look at girls and guys and think 'ooh, hot', that doesn't mean I'd want to sleep with them.

A lot of bisexuals identify as gay or lesbian, which means they socially identify with gays and lesbians more than bisexuals or heteros. That doesn't mean the opposite gender isn't sexually attractive. It just means they like hanging out with gays\lesbians, they'd consciously rather sleep with and have relationships with gays\lesbians, etc..

In the case of TFA's woman, it sounds like it stems from her own issues, possibly about her bisexuality. But when you're talking to LGBTQ people, you do have to keep in mind sometimes that a lesbian might be attracted to men, and it doesn't make her not a lesbian--it just means that sexual attraction doesn't define how they socially interact.
 
2012-10-02 01:30:08 PM  

PsiChick: that doesn't mean I'd want to sleep with them.


Lack (or abundance) of inhibition to sleeping with people I think is a common feature (problem?) of most forms of sexuality. I dunno that this makes a defining feature of any particular form, as such. It's probably not what you meant to explain here, but trying to ascribe this to any particular form makes it sound like you're saying "sluttiness" is just a built in feature.

PsiChick: A lot of bisexuals identify as gay or lesbian, which means they socially identify with gays and lesbians more than bisexuals or heteros. That doesn't mean the opposite gender isn't sexually attractive. It just means they like hanging out with gays\lesbians, they'd consciously rather sleep with and have relationships with gays\lesbians, etc..


I've also heard from friends of mine who are bisexual that there's a good deal of pressure from the single-gender-preference sector for bisexuals to declare "fish or foul", as it were. I'm not sure if he was speaking only from personal experience or this is more wide-spread.

What I do know is that being a minority hardly excludes one from bigoted behavior, and certainly not even among "one's own". It wouldn't surprise me if it were fairly wide-spread. One thing we people do love to do, no matter whether we're the aggressor or the victim is categorize things- a fetish that often extends to people.
 
2012-10-02 01:38:18 PM  

SkunkWerks: PsiChick: that doesn't mean I'd want to sleep with them.

Lack (or abundance) of inhibition to sleeping with people I think is a common feature (problem?) of most forms of sexuality. I dunno that this makes a defining feature of any particular form, as such. It's probably not what you meant to explain here, but trying to ascribe this to any particular form makes it sound like you're saying "sluttiness" is just a built in feature.

PsiChick: A lot of bisexuals identify as gay or lesbian, which means they socially identify with gays and lesbians more than bisexuals or heteros. That doesn't mean the opposite gender isn't sexually attractive. It just means they like hanging out with gays\lesbians, they'd consciously rather sleep with and have relationships with gays\lesbians, etc..

I've also heard from friends of mine who are bisexual that there's a good deal of pressure from the single-gender-preference sector for bisexuals to declare "fish or foul", as it were. I'm not sure if he was speaking only from personal experience or this is more wide-spread.

What I do know is that being a minority hardly excludes one from bigoted behavior, and certainly not even among "one's own". It wouldn't surprise me if it were fairly wide-spread. One thing we people do love to do, no matter whether we're the aggressor or the victim is categorize things- a fetish that often extends to people.


1) Actually, I'm more saying that I don't want to sleep with anyone. That's unusual, because most people do want to get laid occasionally. But that's not my main point, so eh, whatever.

2) I've heard of that, but I meant more that being socially gay is very different from being sexually gay. Like being socially asexual is not the same as having no sexual attractions.
 
2012-10-02 02:22:11 PM  

PsiChick: 1) Actually, I'm more saying that I don't want to sleep with anyone.


Oh I got that, but the tenor of the statement kinda read, "unlike those people who see a hot guy or girl and go 'hey baby!', I don't want to sleep with anyone" I know it's not what you were trying to say, it just sounded kinda odd.

Sexual promiscuity, as I'm sure you're aware, is also a common stereotype branded on a lot of "alternative lifestyles" from the hetero sector- despite the fact that a lot of LGBT-folk enjoy stable, long-lasting relationships that are, crazy as this sounds- not entirely based on sex.

I get the impression it's us straight folks that can't seem to get past focusing on it when addressing those matters. You tend to get that with a lot of sexually-related subjects in post-puritanical society.

Oddly enough heterosexual women get similar treatment too. Seems to be like a Swiss Army Knife of slander.


As for the other matter I was just wondering if that was a thing or not, despite saying 'friends' (plural), I only really ever heard it from one person. Behavior like that in people interests me. I think it says something about us as a social species
 
2012-10-02 03:34:40 PM  

SkunkWerks: PsiChick: 1) Actually, I'm more saying that I don't want to sleep with anyone.

Oh I got that, but the tenor of the statement kinda read, "unlike those people who see a hot guy or girl and go 'hey baby!', I don't want to sleep with anyone" I know it's not what you were trying to say, it just sounded kinda odd.

Sexual promiscuity, as I'm sure you're aware, is also a common stereotype branded on a lot of "alternative lifestyles" from the hetero sector- despite the fact that a lot of LGBT-folk enjoy stable, long-lasting relationships that are, crazy as this sounds- not entirely based on sex.

I get the impression it's us straight folks that can't seem to get past focusing on it when addressing those matters. You tend to get that with a lot of sexually-related subjects in post-puritanical society.

Oddly enough heterosexual women get similar treatment too. Seems to be like a Swiss Army Knife of slander.


As for the other matter I was just wondering if that was a thing or not, despite saying 'friends' (plural), I only really ever heard it from one person. Behavior like that in people interests me. I think it says something about us as a social species


Oh, yeah, I totally understand. Sorry, I'm still working on the 'coherency in an argument' aspect. :p

Well, both sides of it are actual things. And yes, it really is fascinating. If I ever chose a field besides English to major in, I'd totally go for anthropology. It's amazing how people interact.
 
2012-10-02 09:48:21 PM  

robbrie: xl5150: Anything that can commonly be contributed to "a phase I went through in college" that subsequently faded away cannot be argued to be an uncontrollable biological setting instead of a choice.

Said by someone who's not familiar with the Kinsey Scale.


I imagine roughly similiar numbers of men and women tend to be inclined towards same-sex experimentation when young. The fact is, though, for women there have tended to be historically far fewer social or legal repercussions in the last several hundred years then for men, so men would either keep it in the fantasy world or be extremely secretive. And until the decline of duelling, even if a certain prominent personage was well-known to be dressing up in female clothing and hosting a gay orgy every other Thursday, because of the legal consequences any open statements would be very unlikely, because they'd almost be certain to be met by a challenge and many of these chaps were very handy with a pistol or blade.
Back in ancient Greece and Rome, when this experimentation was looked on as normal for both genders, I imagine the numbers would have been dead even.
 
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