NowhereMon: Is Ed Anger writing for the Star now...
wambu: Seems legit[i.imgur.com image 496x345]/obligatory
DingleberryMoose: wambu: Seems legit[i.imgur.com image 496x345]/obligatoryWow, really? Damn. Would like to see a follow-up. Did she win the lawsuit?
Mr. Cat Poop: But that okay because "one man one woman, kids need 2 parents".
ShannonKW: RedVentrue: I read your profile and thought, "You sound like me." Are you my alt?Ever read Fight Club? I'm the guy who does all the shiat you can't explain when you think you're sleeping. Ever notice how people are always asking if you know about ShannonKW?
taurusowner: Well hopefully she got Laci Petersoned for cheating on her husband while he was off serving his country before her lawsuit ever got filed.
RedVentrue: Now I know who's to blame for what happened that night. :(
Mr. Cat Poop: The reality is she is (probably) pregnant by her ex-partner. In that case, the baby will be joining its other siblings in having the same mum and dad. What will happen next? I'll tell you - she'll go back to her ex and that will be the best result for that family.Really? This lying whore going back to her husband is the best result for that family? Why is that? So the kids can hear the fighting all night when lying whore goes out whoring and lying and gets caught but still lies about her whoring? But that okay because "one man one woman, kids need 2 parents".
freewill: There is no getting away from the fact a tiny, vulnerable baby is going to be born in six months and I still don't know where I stand.Somewhere outside of this tiny, vulnerable baby's biological family, obviously.
dittybopper: Well you can't stand inside them. It's unsanitary.
TwistedFark: I mean, really, if you're still having sex with your ex and having a child by them, I think maybe it would be best if you just went back to that relationship, because you're evidently failing at being an... ex-wife and a lesbian as well.
ShannonKW: Fark Me To Tears: [...] I decided that I didn't want the embarrassment of being beat up by a lesbian inside an Ikea store.Don't feel bad, bro. I was once sexually harassed by a lesbian in a QFC supermarket and made to look quite ridiculous.In case you want details, I woke up in the wee hours one night and couldn't get back to sleep, so I nipped over to the QFC with the vague idea of building up some fatigue and getting some munchies. The place was nearly deserted at that hour, and I was ambling about in a daze for while when I heard this harsh, contemptuous voice behind me, "Hey, man, make me some cookies!"So I turn around and blearily see this couple, he in a leather jacket and jeans and she in this frilly sun-dress looking thing... only, after bit of squinting and head cocking it became clear that they were both women. The "femme" of the two was rolling her eyes adoringly at her butch, man-abusing girlfriend as if to say, "My hero!" I didn't care; I was just fuddled and confused. We were in the snack aisle, after all. "They're right there!" I said gesturing at the generous selection of cookies at her very elbow, and tottered off wondering what was wrong with people. It wasn't until I was halfway home that it dawned on me that she had been trying to demean me rather than literally seeking cookies.She also had broken my chain of thought, so when I got home I had a ham but had forgotten to get bread. Damn dyke.
The Bestest: A modified wooden toilet roll holder?Wow. Just wow.
davidphogan: That's one of the dumbest lies I've ever heard.
PsyLord: She should've went with an invisible sky God impregnated me
Slartibartfaster: RedVentrue: Now I know who's to blame for what happened that night. :(Your assumption of a single source is exactly what we want you to continue believing.
kvinesknows: send the biatch back to the exhubby. then once she has had the baby BE HER SECRET LOVERduh.
LewDux: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 252x209]
RedVentrue: Still wondering about that guy
ExperianScaresCthulhu: Somacandra: [i33.photobucket.com image 249x599]Can't be reposted enough.(For those who weren't there, this is the reference)I remember that.how can you be a mother of two,and yet be fooled by a false dick?that's BULLSHIAT.there is no denial deep enough.there is lying to save face, though.
freewill: kvinesknows: send the biatch back to the exhubby. then once she has had the baby BE HER SECRET LOVERduh.They're lesbians. He'll totally be down with this, as long as he can watch.
some_beer_drinker: is she a scientician? maybe she performed some sort of invasive procedure while the other lesbian was asleep.
Ambivalence: Reminds me of that time I got chlamydia from a tractor.
Somacandra: [i33.photobucket.com image 249x599]Can't be reposted enough.(For those who weren't there, this is the reference)
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