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(Orlando Sentinel)   Warlock biker club holds its charity shootout at Winter Park VFW post. Total collected included two dead, one critically wounded   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 62
    More: Florida, Winter Park, VFW, Winter Springs, Orlando Regional Medical Center, warlocks  
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2012-09-30 08:04:49 PM  
Hey, at least some of these guys can hit what they're shooting at. As opposed to those rappers at the BET Awards the other night.
 
2012-09-30 10:04:28 PM  
I've got a smallest fiddle on back order...

/ hope Harley Davidson has a long term marketing plan because all of these sad middle-age bikers are only a few cheeseburgers away from the grave...
 
2012-09-30 10:18:36 PM  

Elzar: hope Harley Davidson has a long term marketing plan because all of these sad middle-age bikers are only a few cheeseburgers away from the grave...


You're kinda new to the idea of biker, ain't ya? The violent ones, like the Warlocks, are called the 1%ers. Because they're 1% of total bikers. So even if they all disappear tomorrow (HA!) that's still 99% of the market intact.

Not to mention places like Japan, where people like Harleys as luxury bikes. There's a dealership within walking distance of my house here, right up the road from Sunrise animation. All it takes is one Sunrise employee to pass by on the way home, come into work with an idea, Harley in an animation, suddenly a boom.
 
2012-09-30 11:03:12 PM  
Improved Precise Shot -d20 Modern Feat.
 
2012-09-30 11:55:21 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-30 11:58:22 PM  
I know 1%s are supposed to be tough guys, and in some ways they are, but they act like a bunch of petulant children.
 
2012-09-30 11:58:53 PM  
What a charming group of so-called "patriotic Americans." I'd say something snider and snarkier but I don't want one of them reaching through my computer and throttling me.
 
2012-09-30 11:59:03 PM  
Wow, what a horribly written story.
 
2012-10-01 12:02:54 AM  
I misread that as Wicker Park and got really sad that I missed this.
 
2012-10-01 12:04:54 AM  
Subby needs to RTFA. Winter park is too hipster for this to happen in. Winter springs on the other hand, totally understandable.

/Florida. The only place a charity event can turn into murder.
 
2012-10-01 12:07:01 AM  

Mr. Lahey: I know 1%s are supposed to be tough guys, and in some ways they are, but they act like a bunch of petulant children.


Great machismo and intellectual maturity are not necessarily mutually exclusive but well, you know..
 
2012-10-01 12:07:29 AM  
What a Warlock's ride may look like:

www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-10-01 12:19:33 AM  

A Shambling Mound: Great machismo and intellectual maturity are not necessarily mutually exclusive but well, you know.


They may not be, but they kinda share the same probability space as a Black Panther Aryan Brother
 
2012-10-01 12:23:38 AM  

Mr. Lahey: I know 1%s are supposed to be tough guys, and in some ways they are, but they act like a bunch of petulant children.


They're gangbangers. It's kinda their thing.
 
2012-10-01 12:23:49 AM  
Subby, Winter Springs ≠ Winter Park. Winter Park is a douchey upscale neighborhood of Orlando, and Winter Springs is a sort of reprobate hellhole town.
 
2012-10-01 12:25:25 AM  

phalamir: A Shambling Mound: Great machismo and intellectual maturity are not necessarily mutually exclusive but well, you know.

They may not be, but they kinda share the same probability space as a Black Panther Aryan Brother


If you ever need a cardiologist, can refer you. He rode with HA before he went to med school at @ age 30.
 
2012-10-01 12:25:56 AM  
Its always so much fun to see a bunch of middle age lawyers on Harleys run into some honest-to-jah bikers.
 
2012-10-01 12:28:32 AM  
It's good to see them shooting each other for the kids.
 
2012-10-01 12:32:50 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Its always so much fun to see a bunch of middle age lawyers on Harleys run into some honest-to-jah bikers.


That would be John Revolting and Wild Hogs wouldn't it?

Mentalpatient87: Mr. Lahey: I know 1%s are supposed to be tough guys, and in some ways they are, but they act like a bunch of petulant children.

They're gangbangers. It's kinda their thing.


Their anthem: Tom Petty "Won't. Back. Down." Kinda like the Darwin Awards set to music
 
2012-10-01 12:35:21 AM  
Wha? Wasn't that the band that Grace Slick left, carrying 'Somebody to Love' and 'White Rabbit' with her?
 
2012-10-01 12:39:25 AM  
www.joblo.com
Gansta as fark.
 
2012-10-01 12:40:14 AM  

Elzar: I've got a smallest fiddle on back order...

/ hope Harley Davidson has a long term marketing plan because all of these sad middle-age bikers are only a few cheeseburgers away from the grave...


Think Oldsmobile. Hudson Hornet.

Hardley-Ablesons are despicable and dangerous. Unsafe at ANY speed.

/potato-potato.
 
2012-10-01 12:40:33 AM  
Good I'm glad!
 
2012-10-01 12:40:42 AM  
I forgot a G.

/looks like I forgot about Dre.
 
2012-10-01 12:43:59 AM  
Actually..its WINTER SPRINGS...not WINTER PARK...where these murders took place

Winter Springs is a quiet suburb..Winter Park is a mix of hipster, elderly, and ghetto. Surprised this happened in Winter Springs
 
2012-10-01 12:44:21 AM  

Imafarkinglady: Subby needs to RTFA. Winter park is too hipster for this to happen in. Winter springs on the other hand, totally understandable.

/Florida. The only place a charity event can turn into murder.


On behalf of all pseudo-intellectual farkers, I wish to register an official protest. Florida tag feeling truly ignored and abandoned.
 
2012-10-01 12:52:38 AM  

buckler: Subby, Winter Springs ≠ Winter Park. Winter Park is a douchey upscale neighborhood of Orlando, and Winter Springs is a sort of reprobate hellhole town.


My mother used to live in Winter Haven. They should have had their party there; they all would have been safe.
 
2012-10-01 12:53:52 AM  
Bikers, eh. Sounds serious.
 
2012-10-01 12:56:01 AM  
Probably started over some moron asking if they are wizzards.
 
2012-10-01 01:00:17 AM  
An armed society is a polite society.
 
2012-10-01 01:06:08 AM  
LMFAO at the newsies. The picture is captioned 'Warlocks' but the guy on the left isn't a Warlock, he's Patriot Guard. The 'star badge thing' on his vest is a dead giveaway. If you click on the picture in TFA the caption changes to "bikers"

www.trbimg.com
 
2012-10-01 01:16:30 AM  

SpeedyBB: Hardley-Ablesons are despicable and dangerous. Unsafe at ANY speed.

/potato-potato.


You lump all Harleys into the same pot? Dumbass. The V-Rod was designed by Porsche and can't be compared to the Touring bikes which can't be compared to Sportster bar hoppers. I have a 2004 Road Glide (that's a touring bike for you non-bike folks) and an 03 Sportster (hopped up bar hopper). I've had a few issues with them but nothing that wasn't a direct result of the previous owners being morans.

I just did the 30k maintenance on the Road Glide and I'll take the sumbeeyotch across the country without hesitation. The Sportster, well, not so much lol
 
2012-10-01 01:22:38 AM  

Mr. Lahey: I know 1%s are supposed to be tough guys, and in some ways they are, but they act like a bunch of petulant children.


Try telling that to them . . .
 
2012-10-01 01:24:51 AM  

Mr. Lahey: I know 1%s are supposed to be tough guys, and in some ways they are, but they act like a bunch of petulant children.


Yeah, but YOU tell them that, K? I'll just hide over here.
 
2012-10-01 01:40:25 AM  
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Police believe the wounds are consistent with dueling fiddles, but will wait for the coroner's report before confirming on the record.
 
2012-10-01 02:05:15 AM  

DancingElkCondor: Actually..its WINTER SPRINGS...not WINTER PARK...where these murders took place

Winter Springs is a quiet suburb..Winter Park is a mix of hipster, elderly, and ghetto. Surprised this happened in Winter Springs


Yeah, but you've got oviedo next door.
 
2012-10-01 02:19:13 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Mr. Lahey: I know 1%s are supposed to be tough guys, and in some ways they are, but they act like a bunch of petulant children.

Yeah, but YOU tell them that, K? I'll just hide over here.


Well, you can send them over here. I'll fight 'em one at a time, or singularly.

My motto is~~~ Eight to eighty, blind, crippled or crazy...They all fall before the bell~~~

/it's my mom's basement and she said I can be anybody I want to be down here.
 
2012-10-01 02:38:49 AM  
All FARKing Harley-riding assmunches should be curbstomped into stains. Take your annoyance-scooter somewhere else, and take your 50 cent slot saddlebag/girlfriend with you.
 
2012-10-01 03:12:53 AM  

SevenizGud: All FARKing Harley-riding assmunches should be curbstomped into stains. Take your annoyance-scooter somewhere else, and take your 50 cent slot saddlebag/girlfriend with you.


I peel out on your tears.
 
2012-10-01 03:45:09 AM  

SevenizGud: All FARKing Harley-riding assmunches should be curbstomped into stains. Take your annoyance-scooter somewhere else, and take your 50 cent slot saddlebag/girlfriend with you.


don't be hatin
 
GBB
2012-10-01 04:48:33 AM  
Damn it, subby, get it right. It was Winter Haven, you dolt.
 
2012-10-01 05:37:58 AM  
Woo hoo! Biker chick thread!

I'll go first...

www.magicmoviemachine.com

/Keep 'em coming farkers!
 
2012-10-01 07:04:41 AM  
Of all the biker 1%er clubs I have dealt with personally, the Warlocks seem to be the dumbest.

/old biker
 
2012-10-01 07:17:39 AM  
LOL. Elderly people forming clubs like they're the Little Rascals. With guns. And meth.
 
2012-10-01 07:35:57 AM  
I used to work the door at a biker bar and the mere fact that grown men participate in a "club" is pathetic. At least the Patriot Guard and Rolling Thunder do something worthwhile, but I guess those are more RC's than MC's
 
2012-10-01 08:02:29 AM  

doglover: Elzar: hope Harley Davidson has a long term marketing plan because all of these sad middle-age bikers are only a few cheeseburgers away from the grave...

You're kinda new to the idea of biker, ain't ya? The violent ones, like the Warlocks, are called the 1%ers. Because they're 1% of total bikers. So even if they all disappear tomorrow (HA!) that's still 99% of the market intact.

Not to mention places like Japan, where people like Harleys as luxury bikes. There's a dealership within walking distance of my house here, right up the road from Sunrise animation. All it takes is one Sunrise employee to pass by on the way home, come into work with an idea, Harley in an animation, suddenly a boom.


I think you missed his point. I have never seen a young person on a Harley. Elzar is talking about how the Harley crowd is aging, and they have done nothing to foster a youth market. Take Toyota for instance, you can get a nice yaris and eventually work your way up to a Lexus as you age.
 
2012-10-01 08:22:44 AM  

SevenizGud: All FARKing Harley-riding assmunches should be curbstomped into stains. Take your annoyance-scooter somewhere else, and take your 50 cent slot saddlebag/girlfriend with you.


Nice troll. I had a Honda VTX and got rid of it for a Harley UltraGlide. Awesome bike. Harley knows the value of fit and finish, fine ergonomics, and integrated design. If you've got a beef against motorcycles in general, take a pill, pal. We're not going away no matter how many times you stomp your internet tough guy feet.

For the 99% of us that love to ride because we enjoy it and not because it's a "way of life", the 1% are a real menace. It's like being in a room with loose rattlesnakes. I was a member of a Honda owners group that could not wear a particular patch on our vest because the Warlocks thought it signified a rival gang. To wear the patch without "trouble", we would have had to have a meeting with the gang leadership and pay them. Fark that. While my sense of right and wrong was riled up and I considered wearing it anyway, the fact that these animals would have easily run me off the road, knifed me in a bar, or shot me while I was riding with no remorse or fear of repercussion kept me from doing so. Once they go 1%, they are like asocial, weapon-toting, irrational 13-year olds with a secret hideout. Only they have drugs, guns, money, organization, and legal status as adults. Farking fascists.
 
2012-10-01 08:46:27 AM  

doglover: Not to mention places like Japan, where people like Harleys as luxury bikes


Psh, Harley doesn't make any money from selling bikes. That's for suckers. They sell the bikes to promote a brand and then sell the T-shirts for obscene amounts of money.
 
2012-10-01 08:50:38 AM  
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2012-10-01 09:40:41 AM  
Subby is trolling all the Central Floridians. The article clearly said Winter Gardens.
 
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