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(LA Times)   Sorry Christian parents, you will now have to wait until your gay child is an adult in order to convert them to the straight side   (latimesblogs.latimes.com ) divider line
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2012-09-30 05:55:29 PM  
Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?
 
2012-09-30 06:05:54 PM  

Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?


Nope. I totally saw a huge rainbow-colored poster in a kindergarten that was all "TRY GAY TODAY!"
 
2012-09-30 06:17:17 PM  

Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?


Yes, but The Boy Sex Association still gets to show 'em some love, and they can still kick out honest gays who would be more likely to call shenanigans on "showing the boys how to pitch a tent".
 
2012-09-30 06:21:35 PM  

Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?


No, the catholic church is still allowed have alter boys
 
2012-09-30 06:33:49 PM  

Introitus: Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?

No, the catholic church is still allowed have alter boys


They are allowed to "have" the boys, but they may not alter them (other than normal wear and tearing).

/except for the Castrados.
 
2012-09-30 06:44:26 PM  

Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?


I know! All that nasty tolerance and acceptance! They'll never vote Republican if we don't make them hate everything outside of WASP ideals.
 
2012-09-30 07:10:38 PM  
Gee. Child abuse is illegal. Go figure.
 
2012-09-30 08:02:55 PM  
"NARTH is saddened but not surprised by this unprecedented legislative intrusion," Rosik said. "Citizens and especially parents should know the indifference that supporters of this bill have toward their freedom of choice."

Yeah. How dare they infringe on my freedom of choice. If I want to beat my children with a length of garden hose and lock them in a cage to wallow in their own filth that's my right!
 
2012-09-30 08:05:03 PM  

Ambivalence: Gee. Child abuse is illegal. Go figure.


MisterTweak: Introitus: Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?

No, the catholic church is still allowed have alter boys

They are allowed to "have" the boys, but they may not alter them (other than normal wear and tearing).

/except for the Castrados.


Spare the rod, etc.
 
2012-09-30 08:05:25 PM  
Well since being gay is a "choice" it's only fair to let them make the decision to go to training once they are grown, legal adults.
 
2012-09-30 08:20:40 PM  
Can we still teach our kids how to survive a grizzly bear attack?
 
2012-09-30 08:36:13 PM  

Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?


there's a big difference between student gay rights groups talking about tolerance and the christian boot camps that run a 24x7 lock down schedule of prayer and psychological conditioning.

sure, the student groups can be whiny and vegan but they're harmless. those boot camps don't let you out once you're parents lock you up in them.
 
2012-09-30 08:50:29 PM  

Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?


Suck it, homophobes.

/I'll be over here dancing a very gay happy dance.
 
2012-09-30 08:50:53 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?

Nope. I totally saw a huge rainbow-colored poster in a kindergarten that was all "TRY GAY TODAY!"


Though when they're that young you gotta teach them how to scissor.
 
2012-09-30 08:51:39 PM  
www.ifc.com 

Another Mr. Show sketch comes true... In reverse!
 
2012-09-30 08:53:11 PM  
receive the body of Jesus...right after he's done tending to the rose bushes on a hot, sticky summer afternoon, and he's just come in to get a glass of lemonade and there you are awaiting salvation.
 
2012-09-30 08:54:08 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-30 08:54:09 PM  
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!
 
2012-09-30 08:54:23 PM  

Introitus: Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?

No, the catholic church is still allowed have alter boys


i think it's spelled "altair" boys
 
2012-09-30 08:54:33 PM  
They should also ban showing Project Runway to minors. Just to make things fair.
 
2012-09-30 08:55:35 PM  

"...and how could the gays not like nice, round squishy boobies? BOOBIES!"


latimesblogs.latimes.com

 
2012-09-30 08:56:16 PM  
farm5.staticflickr.com 

/hooray for our side!
 
2012-09-30 08:56:21 PM  

Weaver95: Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?

there's a big difference between student gay rights groups talking about tolerance and the christian boot camps that run a 24x7 lock down schedule of prayer and psychological conditioning.

sure, the student groups can be whiny and vegan but they're harmless. those boot camps don't let you out once you're parents lock you up in them.


so you ssend the little deviant out of state for treatment, last i looked UTAH had the lead in treating this disorder.
 
2012-09-30 08:56:34 PM  

skinink: "...and how could the gays not like nice, round squishy boobies? BOOBIES!"
[latimesblogs.latimes.com image 640x488]


Actually, he's got a point there.
 
2012-09-30 08:57:51 PM  
Gay "conversion" therapy is medical quackery at it's absolute worst. Forcing in on children who cannot resist is child abuse. Period.

It needs to be made illegal nationally to actually make a difference. Fundamentalists can still send their children to out-of-state programs as a way to bypass these kind of laws.
 
2012-09-30 08:59:30 PM  

Introitus: No, the catholic church is still allowed have alter boys


I guess that would be mostly in Brazil and Thailand.
 
2012-09-30 09:00:22 PM  

Hoban Washburne: skinink: "...and how could the gays not like nice, round squishy boobies? BOOBIES!"
[latimesblogs.latimes.com image 640x488]

Actually, he's got a point there.


I'm think even gay guys like boobies, they just love caulk way more.
 
2012-09-30 09:01:36 PM  
Go California.
 
2012-09-30 09:02:31 PM  

max_pooper: Hoban Washburne: skinink: "...and how could the gays not like nice, round squishy boobies? BOOBIES!"
[latimesblogs.latimes.com image 640x488]

Actually, he's got a point there.

I'm think even gay guys like boobies, they just love caulk way more.


I've been assured that many gay men are intrigued by boobies, but vaginas have no appeal whatsoever.
 
2012-09-30 09:02:58 PM  

PiffMan420: Gay "conversion" therapy is medical quackery at it's absolute worst. Forcing in on children who cannot resist is child abuse. Period.

It needs to be made illegal nationally to actually make a difference. Fundamentalists can still send their children to out-of-state programs as a way to bypass these kind of laws.


Or they can put it more plainly in their religious doctrine, then where's it gonna go? Like the gay marriage issue. The state may recognize the union, but the church doesn't have to.
 
2012-09-30 09:03:13 PM  

doglover: Can we still teach our kids how to survive a grizzly bear attack?


Always a classic.
 
2012-09-30 09:03:16 PM  

Introitus: Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?

No, the catholic church is still allowed have alter boys


One of my alters happens to be gay, but I've never been an altar boy.
 
2012-09-30 09:04:27 PM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: Weaver95: Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?

there's a big difference between student gay rights groups talking about tolerance and the christian boot camps that run a 24x7 lock down schedule of prayer and psychological conditioning.

sure, the student groups can be whiny and vegan but they're harmless. those boot camps don't let you out once you're parents lock you up in them.

so you ssend the little deviant out of state for treatment, last i looked UTAH had the lead in treating this disorder.


um...what 'disorder'?
 
2012-09-30 09:05:15 PM  
Parents who do this to their children should have their parental rights revoked and the children should be removed from the home.

Also, parents who take their children to church are child abusers.
 
2012-09-30 09:05:30 PM  

Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?


Sure. But just so you know, your 14-year old son is entirely capable of becoming gender-conflicted all by himself without ever hearing a queer-boy and a dyke talk to him in class. It's one of those things sometimes.
 
2012-09-30 09:06:04 PM  

Hoban Washburne: skinink: "...and how could the gays not like nice, round squishy boobies? BOOBIES!"
[latimesblogs.latimes.com image 640x488]

Actually, he's got a point there.


i291.photobucket.com

i291.photobucket.com

/mais fica
 
2012-09-30 09:06:18 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Introitus: Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?

No, the catholic church is still allowed have alter boys

i think it's spelled "altair" boys


If we're attempting to do something funny with this, I'll change my login.
 
2012-09-30 09:07:19 PM  
There's a special place in hell for failures of humanity that would subject their children to this abuse.
 
2012-09-30 09:07:49 PM  
I really feel sorry for all you "Gays don't recruit!" people. Because I know different.

I know because I have recruited hundreds of completely normal men into the dark, furtive realms of the sodomite, some while only in their teens. Men who will never be able to say "I have never enjoyed getting humped by a big muscley sweaty dude, nor have I enjoyed feeling his long, swollen man-root sliding in and out of my distended heterosexual throat while languidly masturbating to a cosmic orgasm while thinking of titties."

It's not the screaming queens you have to worry about. It's guys like me, who are guys like you. You won't see me coming because by the time I do I'm up your ass and chewing on your ear as I roughly manhandle your throbbing blue-veiner to the first of many anthropogenic cock-sneezes. You won't know how to deal at first, but hey, we're buds, we were like TOTALLY ruined, and it's not like you didn't get hard and didn't come, so it couldn't be that weird, cause you're not that weird, so it's cool. And it's WAY easier than trying to get a chick to put out - none of that flowers-and-candy or "let's talk" nonsense, just good old getting the job done.

I mean, it's not like we kissed or something queer like that. Now let's go get wasted...
 
2012-09-30 09:08:10 PM  

Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?


No, since the two things are not remotely comparable in any way.

Are you trolling, or are you actually that farking stupid?
 
2012-09-30 09:08:27 PM  

skinink: "...and how could the gays not like nice, round squishy boobies? BOOBIES!"
[latimesblogs.latimes.com image 640x488]


Those are my air balls.
 
2012-09-30 09:09:47 PM  
not that I'm suggesting it, but has this ever worked for anyone?

And not as in... 3 hours praying each day, cold showers etc, but y'know, Errol Flynn levels of laying pipe with the ladies?
 
2012-09-30 09:10:44 PM  
 
2012-09-30 09:12:26 PM  

Elvis_Bogart: Do gay advocacy groups also have to wait until the kid is eighteen before working on them?


Gay advocacy does not entail advocating for people to become gay. Joining these groups is also completely voluntary.
 
2012-09-30 09:14:43 PM  
As someone who voluntarily went through 'Reparative Therapy' as a 19-20 year old, I say good.

If I'd gone through that when I was younger I'd have killed myself.

/ex-mormon
 
2012-09-30 09:15:03 PM  

Relatively Obscure: I totally saw a huge rainbow-colored poster in a kindergarten that was all "TRY GAY TODAY!"


Obviously the work of Gay Bandidos.
 
2012-09-30 09:15:08 PM  
What needs to be said, but will never be said, is that Homosexuality is a genetic predisposition. That since we are such a successful culture, many of our social roles are fulfilled, which leads nature to develop gay offspring to help with population control. It is the rat society in human form, some rats and humans will simply develop into effeminate individuals, who preen and groom and have no interest in mating.

Why wont this be said? Because 1. It admits that perhaps nature intends to make some individuals gay. 2. It implies that gay individuals are genetically flawed 3. It means that god may design people gay and thus really doesnt hate them.

Both sides of the fence have little to gain from admitting the truth of the matter. On the left, it means that homosexuals are genetically flawed and thus not special and equal (not true, just different) and on the right it means that baby jesus may have plan for even that horrible little queer disgrace you neglect to call a son, which means he cant hate them.
 
2012-09-30 09:15:50 PM  
You broke him a long time ago dad.

It's too late to fix him.
 
2012-09-30 09:16:18 PM  

skinink: "...and how could the gays not like nice, round squishy boobies? BOOBIES!"
[latimesblogs.latimes.com image 640x488]


I know quite a few gay guys who actually like women's boobies. They just don't like what's a little bit further down from them (no, not the belly button). And they like annoying the straight guys by being able to feel up their female friends with ease.
 
2012-09-30 09:16:23 PM  
You can make them fat, Get them a sex change, Tattoos etc. But getting something that will make them not a deviant is wrong?
 
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