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(The Barnstormer)   Cheap Throat, the diary of a locked-out NHLer, day 12: Jake Gardiner listens to Bieber, Brad Marchand is bats**t Crazy, puck bunnies, and more   (thebarnstormer.com) divider line 20
    More: Silly, Brad Marchand, Jake Gardiner, puck bunny, Justin Bieber, Hitler mustaches, NHL players, jays, Jay Onrait  
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2012-09-30 05:39:27 PM
As a Bruins fan I new Marchand was nuts, but I had no idea just how nuts. I like him even more now.
 
2012-09-30 07:21:51 PM

Cuchulane: As a Bruins fan I new Marchand was nuts, but I had no idea just how nuts. I like him even more now.


Yeah..Marchie is a head case. That shirtless photo of him drunk looks just like this Jewish guy I know down in Coconut Creek.

/and not because of the nose
//the absolute lack of definition shirtless
//well, the nose doesn't hurt either
 
2012-09-30 07:43:38 PM
I bought the Time Warner sports package today that comes with NHL network. Please have a season so I have games to watch on NHL network.
 
2012-09-30 08:18:52 PM
Better than Krys Barch's ramblings. That dude is racist and functionally illiterate.
 
2012-09-30 09:13:33 PM
Those are hilarious.
 
2012-09-30 09:15:17 PM
Five bucks it's Colton Orr. I went through a bunch of the previous posts, a few funny ones(!)
He's got history with the Bruins and is in the Leaf organization. And a noted joker with some measure of truculence...
Colton, I'm not looking to out you, honest, but dude, too many clues...
 
2012-09-30 09:33:19 PM
If this was a few years ago, I would have guessed PJ Stock, mainly because he was so full of shiat.
 
2012-09-30 10:05:27 PM
That was amusing, I'll probably keep up with it somewhat during the lockout. God, I miss hockey. And I'm annoyed that the Flyers' affiliate won't be in Norfolk until March.
 
2012-09-30 10:11:21 PM
Marchand looks and carries himself like a man who has been drunk more days than sober and has never just let something go.

Cheap Throat jokes, but I have no doubt in my mind that Marchand will be having some serious discussions with Derek Sanderson at some point in his lifetime.
 
2012-09-30 10:26:23 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Marchand looks and carries himself like a man who has been drunk more days than sober and has never just let something go.

Cheap Throat jokes, but I have no doubt in my mind that Marchand will be having some serious discussions with Derek Sanderson at some point in his lifetime.


4.bp.blogspot.com

O'rly?
 
2012-09-30 10:52:15 PM
Fried steak sucks.

Shoulda boiled it.
 
2012-09-30 10:59:25 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Marchand looks and carries himself like a man who has been drunk more days than sober and has never just let something go.

Cheap Throat jokes, but I have no doubt in my mind that Marchand will be having some serious discussions with Derek Sanderson at some point in his lifetime.


My dad was good friends with Derek back in the day. Trust me, no amount of shirtless, fedora-wearing partying with Seguin will compare to the stories my father told me about himself, Derek and Chief.
 
2012-09-30 11:02:57 PM

shotglasss: Fried steak sucks.

Shoulda boiled it.


EEWWWE!

You're a vegetarian aren't you...
 
2012-10-01 02:25:17 AM
What's the deal with Jay Onrait? Is he, like, retarded?

Yes.
 
2012-10-01 06:41:58 AM
there was a lot of leaf hate in that. Find out who is friends with marchand and gardiner and plays on ottawa and you have your author.
 
2012-10-01 07:33:53 AM

Flappyhead: What's the deal with Jay Onrait? Is he, like, retarded?

Yes.


And AWESOME!

/Dance!
 
2012-10-01 08:51:18 AM

fatalvenom: Nana's Vibrator: Marchand looks and carries himself like a man who has been drunk more days than sober and has never just let something go.

Cheap Throat jokes, but I have no doubt in my mind that Marchand will be having some serious discussions with Derek Sanderson at some point in his lifetime.

My dad was good friends with Derek back in the day. Trust me, no amount of shirtless, fedora-wearing partying with Seguin will compare to the stories my father told me about himself, Derek and Chief.


Indeed - until Marshmont gets a lead role in a gay pr0n video, there's no way he'll ever top the Turk.
 
2012-10-01 10:07:27 AM
Gotta be Down Goes Brown writing these.
Same style.
 
2012-10-01 10:18:46 AM

xiola: Gotta be Down Goes Brown writing these.
Same style.


It's all we got man. There's no hockey.
 
2012-10-01 12:58:39 PM

Flappyhead: What's the deal with Jay Onrait? Is he, like, retarded?

Yes.


I prefer to think of Jay as wacky

and

I love him.
 
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