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(Local10 WPLG)   Four-hundred pounds of marijuana wash ashore, authorities quickly recover all three-hundred-seventy-five pounds (w/pic of what three-hundred pounds of pot looks like)   (local10.com) divider line 92
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2012-09-30 03:36:33 PM
Beachcombers seen kicking themselves for sleeping in that day.
Seriously, how does this happen?
 
2012-09-30 03:41:30 PM
Dang, that joke never gets old, does it?

/*cough*
 
2012-09-30 03:55:49 PM

AbbeySomeone: Seriously, how does this happen?


its a decoy to divert attention away from a larger load coming in somewhere else.

/put sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car
//slashed the deputy's tires he won't get very far
///when they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up, whoa-oh
 
2012-09-30 04:05:13 PM
Square grouper
 
2012-09-30 04:12:25 PM
Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache
 
2012-09-30 04:42:02 PM

AbbeySomeone: Beachcombers seen kicking themselves for sleeping in that day.
Seriously, how does this happen?


Sometimes drugs are smuggled long distances using the "Pony Express" method. Boat #1 leaves port and travels so many miles and just dumps the dope in the water for another boat to scoop up. Cops search boat #1 when it arrives and find nothing. Boat #2 makes the delivery but since it left port "clean" nobody searches it when it docks.
 
2012-09-30 05:11:45 PM

basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.


How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool
 
2012-09-30 05:47:32 PM

Somacandra: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool


Well you really can't since the brown color may actually be the wrapper.
 
2012-09-30 05:51:40 PM
I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.
 
2012-09-30 05:53:38 PM
Had a buddy in college who drove a corvette convertable. He claimed he paid for it by selling weed that washed up by his parents house in Florida. I didn't believe him. Then he showed me the pictures. It was a large bale he broke down into pound bags. And yeah it was before photoshop so he was telling the truth. CSB
 
2012-09-30 05:55:21 PM
That brown shiat was a decoy so you wouldn't notice this going up the highway...

img210.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-30 05:56:27 PM

basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache


For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.
 
2012-09-30 05:57:46 PM

Somacandra: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool


All you need to know is weed wrapped up like that isn't worth smoking.
 
2012-09-30 05:57:56 PM

TheJoe03: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache

For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.


what if it's b4 they sprinkle on teh dirt
 
2012-09-30 05:58:05 PM
You can tell its Mexican dirt weed because good weed is grown indoors, usually locally, and primo shiat isn't pressed into a brick like that. It's kept loose, in bud form, as God intended. There's a very small chance that its good nugs, but the chances of good shiat being pressed into a brick and brought across the border or by boat is extremely small. So yeah, it's dirtweed. To bad, really.
 
2012-09-30 06:00:10 PM

quickdraw: Somacandra: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool

Well you really can't since the brown color may actually be the wrapper.


Could just be mold.
 
2012-09-30 06:01:41 PM
I'd pay more for 400 pounds of avocados than I would for that doodoo.
 
2012-09-30 06:02:50 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: TheJoe03: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache

For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.

what if it's b4 they sprinkle on teh dirt


$2500 for a lb of shwag is a HUGE ripoff.... $2500 for a lb of medical-grade is a good deal. Cops have no idea what realistic prices are.
 
2012-09-30 06:06:26 PM
They should get one of those giant cardboard tubes used to pour concrete pillars and roll the worlds largest blunt
 
2012-09-30 06:06:46 PM

Gyrfalcon: quickdraw: Somacandra: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool

Well you really can't since the brown color may actually be the wrapper.

Could just be mold.


TFA says the pot was found in burlap sacks.
 
2012-09-30 06:08:28 PM
If it's been pressed into a brick, it isn't any good.

On top of that, you generally should avoid dealing with people who are moving that kind of volume, because they're the ones that get drawn into serious violence.
 
2012-09-30 06:08:46 PM

Nickster79: I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.


Did you put that comment in TFA?
if it's yours originally, it's a solid golf-clap.

/if you're bitin' though...
 
2012-09-30 06:09:51 PM
In other news, my boat sank over the weekend...
 
2012-09-30 06:11:01 PM

cassanovascotian: Nickster79: I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.

Did you put that comment in TFA?
if it's yours originally, it's a solid golf-clap.


double-checked the time-stamps... you're clear
bravo.
i564.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-30 06:12:24 PM

Electronboy8: Jon iz teh kewl: TheJoe03: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache

For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.

what if it's b4 they sprinkle on teh dirt

$2500 for a lb of shwag is a HUGE ripoff.... $2500 for a lb of medical-grade is a good deal. Cops have no idea what realistic prices are.


2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2012-09-30 06:13:24 PM

Nickster79: I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.


i.imgur.com

Agrees.
 
2012-09-30 06:13:29 PM
Marijuana usage causes spontaneous hyphenation. Got it.
 
2012-09-30 06:16:12 PM

krafty420: They should get one of those giant cardboard tubes used to pour concrete pillars and roll the worlds largest blunt


Yeah, good idea. The cardboard tube might actually have something in it that would get you high.
 
2012-09-30 06:20:01 PM

cyberspacedout: Gyrfalcon: quickdraw: Somacandra: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool

Well you really can't since the brown color may actually be the wrapper.

Could just be mold.

TFA says the pot was found in burlap sacks.


Which are permeable to water. So, moldy.
 
2012-09-30 06:21:04 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Dang, that joke never gets old, does it?

/*cough*


That is the quality of the running gag, it continues to be funny, but requires a little effort at execution to match the circumstance. +1
 
2012-09-30 06:24:49 PM

Introitus: Square grouper


Yeah I could use just one. I drank to much at the grouper to remember to comb the beach this morning
 
2012-09-30 06:24:51 PM
Weed so shiatty they seized 400 lbs. and ended up with 500 lbs. in evidence.
 
2012-09-30 06:26:23 PM
Cop Math.
Found something somebody dumped and now we have a Million Dollar Pat On the Back.

Good work, Lou. I'll sleep feeling so much safer.
 
2012-09-30 06:26:56 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: Nickster79: I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.

[i.imgur.com image 378x369]

Agrees.


Just watched the hash driveway episodes.

img15.echo.cx
 
2012-09-30 06:27:00 PM

cassanovascotian: cassanovascotian: Nickster79: I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.

Did you put that comment in TFA?
if it's yours originally, it's a solid golf-clap.

double-checked the time-stamps... you're clear
bravo.
[i564.photobucket.com image 400x300]


Thank you, good sir. I'm just upset that no one has 'YEEEEAAAHHH'ed me yet.
 
2012-09-30 06:27:17 PM

TheJoe03: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache

For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.


If you sold it all in dimes, the math almost works.
 
2012-09-30 06:31:05 PM
dl.dropbox.com

oblig
 
2012-09-30 06:32:42 PM

Electronboy8: You can tell its Mexican dirt weed because good weed is grown indoors, usually locally, and primo shiat isn't pressed into a brick like that. It's kept loose, in bud form, as God intended. There's a very small chance that its good nugs, but the chances of good shiat being pressed into a brick and brought across the border or by boat is extremely small. So yeah, it's dirtweed. To bad, really.


You spelled too wrong.
 
2012-09-30 06:34:35 PM

fustanella: Marijuana usage causes spontaneous hyphenation. Got it.


QFT.

Subby, you do not hyphenate numbers unless they're being used as adjectives.

For example, four hundred pounds of marijuana, but a four-hundred-pound bale.

The easy way to remember is that there can be either an "S" or a hyphen but not both (and if the number in question is one, mentally change it to two so you can test for S-ness).
 
2012-09-30 06:35:00 PM

basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache


Exactly what I was thinking. The good (expensive) stuff is now on the street.
 
2012-09-30 06:36:26 PM

libranoelrose: Electronboy8: You can tell its Mexican dirt weed because good weed is grown indoors, usually locally, and primo shiat isn't pressed into a brick like that. It's kept loose, in bud form, as God intended. There's a very small chance that its good nugs, but the chances of good shiat being pressed into a brick and brought across the border or by boat is extremely small. So yeah, it's dirtweed. To bad, really.

You spelled too wrong.


He punctuated it's wrong too.
 
2012-09-30 06:37:43 PM

EatenTheSun: TheJoe03: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache

For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.

If you sold it all in dimes, the math almost works.


You gotta be a special kind of broke to buy a dime bag of schwag.
 
2012-09-30 06:40:22 PM

TheJoe03: EatenTheSun: TheJoe03: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache

For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.

If you sold it all in dimes, the math almost works.

You gotta be a special kind of broke to buy a dime bag of schwag.


It's all we had in the 80's man.
 
2012-09-30 06:44:39 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-30 06:49:29 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 410x375]


I think that gif almost gave me a seizure
 
2012-09-30 06:49:29 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-30 06:52:30 PM

Worldwalker: libranoelrose: Electronboy8: You can tell its Mexican dirt weed because good weed is grown indoors, usually locally, and primo shiat isn't pressed into a brick like that. It's kept loose, in bud form, as God intended. There's a very small chance that its good nugs, but the chances of good shiat being pressed into a brick and brought across the border or by boat is extremely small. So yeah, it's dirtweed. To bad, really.

You spelled too wrong.

He punctuated it's wrong too.


Well then, I stand corrected! Does that make you feel better about yourself? I wonder... what other things you are anal about, other than the comment section of a comedy news site? I'm sure your friends and fam could rattle-off a nice little list, while rolling *there eyes in disgust.

* = Just because I know how much it bothers you
 
2012-09-30 06:54:44 PM
i don't have friends or fam, cant you tell from my post?
 
2012-09-30 07:00:30 PM

DoctorCal: Weed so shiatty they seized 400 lbs. and ended up with 500 lbs. in evidence.



They couldnt even find criminals on the street to smoke all 600 pounds of that garbage.
 
2012-09-30 07:09:05 PM
Authorities are investigating after about 400 pounds of marijuana valued at over $1 million

And what's the value of the lives that 400 pounds would have ruined?
 
2012-09-30 07:10:30 PM
If they are claiming a street value of $150/oz for schwag that's the "ripping off frat boys for pinched dime bags" rate or something.

As previously discussed, it's not good quality or it wouldn't have been packaged like that.

Cop math is clearly in full effect.
 
2012-09-30 07:13:09 PM
If it was 400 pounds of BC Bud found on the northwest coast I might be a little teary eyed.
 
2012-09-30 07:19:27 PM

Electronboy8: Worldwalker: libranoelrose: Electronboy8: You can tell its Mexican dirt weed because good weed is grown indoors, usually locally, and primo shiat isn't pressed into a brick like that. It's kept loose, in bud form, as God intended. There's a very small chance that its good nugs, but the chances of good shiat being pressed into a brick and brought across the border or by boat is extremely small. So yeah, it's dirtweed. To bad, really.

You spelled too wrong.

He punctuated it's wrong too.

Well then, I stand corrected! Does that make you feel better about yourself? I wonder... what other things you are anal about, other than the comment section of a comedy news site? I'm sure your friends and fam could rattle-off a nice little list, while rolling *there eyes in disgust.

* = Just because I know how much it bothers you


Be careful getting that hook out of your mouth. Also, your use of it's was correct in 2 out of 3 instances, which is respectable here. But don't pay Worldwalker any attention anyways, he blamed the Virginia Beach F-18 Eagle crash on the pilots the day it happened.
 
2012-09-30 07:28:54 PM

Worldwalker: libranoelrose: Electronboy8: You can tell its Mexican dirt weed because good weed is grown indoors, usually locally, and primo shiat isn't pressed into a brick like that. It's kept loose, in bud form, as God intended. There's a very small chance that its good nugs, but the chances of good shiat being pressed into a brick and brought across the border or by boat is extremely small. So yeah, it's dirtweed. To bad, really.

You spelled too wrong.

He punctuated it's wrong tooto.


/pet peeve
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-09-30 07:33:29 PM
I counted 75 bundles which look to be kilogram size packages. I'm not seeing 400 pounds of weed in that picture..
 
2012-09-30 07:34:27 PM
eh, brick weed.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-09-30 07:53:52 PM
media.morristechnology.com
What a kilogram of marijuana looks like.


www.local10.com
What 75 Kilograms of marijuana looks like.

75 x 2.2lb = 165lbs

Could these cops be so stupid as to publish the water logged weight of drugs???
 
2012-09-30 08:09:03 PM

Strolpol: If it's been pressed into a brick, it isn't any good.

On top of that, you generally should avoid dealing with people who are moving that kind of volume, because they're the ones that get drawn into serious violence.


Right. They never showed pics of the weed so I assume it was the sh*tty compressed seedy stuff. IMHO ain't worth whatever value they tagged it with. Nobody on the West coast would touch that. It must have been a decoy of some sort or outright lie.
 
2012-09-30 08:12:33 PM

NFA: [media.morristechnology.com image 640x480]
What a kilogram of marijuana looks like.


[www.local10.com image 540x360]
What 75 Kilograms of marijuana looks like.

75 x 2.2lb = 165lbs

Could these cops be so stupid as to publish the water logged weight of drugs???


2.2lbs per kilo those bricks appear double wide compared to your photo so that math actually stands up

2500 a pound though ??? um maybee if it was awesome and you only bought 1 pound I bet 300,000 maybe bought for 150,000.

Not a smoker but I can count and do have a grasp on reality.
 
2012-09-30 08:13:08 PM
Periods how do they work ?
 
2012-09-30 08:18:08 PM
Any word on how they're going to dispose of the 250lbs of brick weed. It's going to be difficult to stuff all 200lbs of that into an incinerator. Perhaps they can take all 150lbs of it and encase it in concrete and dump it back in the water. I mean, it's not as if they're going to just leave all 100lbs of it in the evidence locker.
 
2012-09-30 08:23:25 PM
TRUE STORY:
I used to live in Jacksonville FL - My little brother came to stay with me one summer.
Watching the local news one morning, they were reporting that a fishing trawler hit the North jetty and blew up. It was stoked to the gills with bails of weed. There were buds and bails of weed scattered all up and down the beach.
Of course my bro and I had to go check it out - we made off through the brush with a wrapped kilo of it, by sheer luck.
It was the single best day of our young lives --- at the time
 
2012-09-30 08:24:10 PM
I think the added sea salt would be a selling point.
 
2012-09-30 08:32:12 PM

Jixa: Any word on how they're going to dispose of the 250lbs of brick weed. It's going to be difficult to stuff all 200lbs of that into an incinerator. Perhaps they can take all 150lbs of it and encase it in concrete and dump it back in the water. I mean, it's not as if they're going to just leave all 100lbs of it in the evidence locker.



The Jacksonville authorities dug trenches in the sand with bulldozers and pushed the weed into them and covered it up --- BUT ---- every time the tide came in, it washed the sand off of it. there were pieces of buds sticking up all up and down the beach .... two guys were even sitting in a hole up to their chests and sifting the sand through a screen door ... Ha Ha Ha !!
 
2012-09-30 08:37:22 PM

spentshells: Periods how do they work ?


Not sure, but if you ask your parents, I would suggest asking your mom first.
 
2012-09-30 08:38:47 PM

Nickster79: cassanovascotian: cassanovascotian: Nickster79: I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.

Did you put that comment in TFA?
if it's yours originally, it's a solid golf-clap.

double-checked the time-stamps... you're clear
bravo.
[i564.photobucket.com image 400x300]

Thank you, good sir. I'm just upset that no one has 'YEEEEAAAHHH'ed me yet.


http://yeahbutton.com/
 
2012-09-30 09:45:36 PM
Current price for mexican dirtweed in my area is $40 an ounce, at the per ounce level.
 
2012-09-30 10:24:27 PM
I'll just cut to the chase, SO WHERE'S THE ONE OUNCE OF MARIJUANA NOW!
 
2012-09-30 10:34:18 PM
mmmmm...sea salty.
 
2012-09-30 10:34:19 PM
I bet you could get a gram or 2 of hash out of that weed.
 
2012-09-30 10:38:58 PM

TheJoe03: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache

For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.


That much even if it was good weed could be bought for $1k pound, $300-$500 if its dirt weed.

Cop math is great.
 
2012-09-30 11:59:09 PM
What ever happened to the days of $15 a lid?
 
2012-09-30 11:59:33 PM

YakiManiac: Jixa: Any word on how they're going to dispose of the 250lbs of brick weed. It's going to be difficult to stuff all 200lbs of that into an incinerator. Perhaps they can take all 150lbs of it and encase it in concrete and dump it back in the water. I mean, it's not as if they're going to just leave all 100lbs of it in the evidence locker.


The Jacksonville authorities dug trenches in the sand with bulldozers and pushed the weed into them and covered it up --- BUT ---- every time the tide came in, it washed the sand off of it. there were pieces of buds sticking up all up and down the beach .... two guys were even sitting in a hole up to their chests and sifting the sand through a screen door ... Ha Ha Ha !!


Seriously??
'Cause this would be a funny hoax, too. Fake news article with a front-end-loader on the sand announcing the cops had simply buried a huge mass of marijuana.

People would be digging all over that beach for months. It's be the "Oak Island Money Pit" all over again.
 
2012-10-01 12:16:13 AM

spentshells: Periods how do they work ?


Yes, we have a lot to learn about punctuation from someone who puts a farking space before a question mark.
 
2012-10-01 01:07:38 AM

D_Evans45: DoctorCal: Weed so shiatty they seized 400 lbs. and ended up with 500 lbs. in evidence.


They couldnt even find criminals on the street to smoke all 600 pounds of that garbage.


I C wut u did ther.
 
2012-10-01 01:22:09 AM

Dragonflew: spentshells: Periods how do they work ?

Yes, we have a lot to learn about punctuation from someone who puts a farking space before a question mark.


You properly use punctuation yet falter at even knowing what or who I was referring to. .

I guess we both have something to work on.
 
2012-10-01 02:00:18 AM
Didn't I read something like this in a Carl Hiaasen book? Skinny Dip maybe?
 
2012-10-01 02:14:14 AM

89 Stick-Up Kid: Somacandra: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool

All you need to know is weed wrapped up like that isn't worth smoking.


Amen - Weed wrapped up like that is Mexican dirt weed not worth smoking...

fc00.deviantart.net


NSFW
 
2012-10-01 03:59:15 AM
I liked this story better when it was a Reverend Horton Heat song called "Bails of Cocaine."
 
2012-10-01 04:48:14 AM

TomD9938: Authorities are investigating after about 400 pounds of marijuana valued at over $1 million

And what's the value of the lives that 400 pounds would have ruined?


now that would be a point if they had replaced the 400 pound of bad weed with good weed, but they didn't.
 
2012-10-01 05:44:31 AM
3AM;Coming up next:

"High Tide"
Cheech and Chong are down-on-their luck surfers who've been having more of a "bummer" than a summer. When 400 pounds of marijuana wash up on the beach one evening near their favorite surfing spot, they go into business making surfboards out of it, with wacky and unpredictable consequences.
1978; Stereo (2 channel); Rated R for "repetitive" and brief nudity.
 
2012-10-01 06:36:17 AM
Guy with genius-level IQ comes up with brilliant gag involving decreasing size of drug cache seized by police. Then the guy with an IQ of 120 re-uses funny gag about cops pilfering drugs from the evidence locker. Later, a guy with a normal IQ overdoes it with tired gag about shrinking amount of drugs in police custody. And then a fool with a borderline-retarded IQ recycles a very tired and lame joke about farking police stealing most of the dope seized in a raid. Then, finally, a raving shiathead on Fark beats to death a really farking over-used and not-remotely-funny Internet cliche about how cops *snirk* completely make a bundle of drugs--tell me if you heard this one before--disappear without a trace *hyuck, hyuck*.

/give it a rest, you lame comedian wannabes
//they should revoke your comic license and send you all to the Old Jokes' Home
 
2012-10-01 07:44:02 AM
looks exactly like oscar

www.howtogrowbud.com
 
2012-10-01 08:43:20 AM
I see 68 two kilo bricks there, which amounts to 299.2 pounds. Looks like someone pinched it before they got to the photo.
 
2012-10-01 08:49:02 AM

angryjd: I see 68 two kilo bricks there, which amounts to 299.2 pounds. Looks like someone pinched it before they got to the photo.


my photo only shows 298.3 pounds. looks like someone pinched it by the time it arrived at my desktop
 
2012-10-01 09:24:04 AM
It's a shame what they do to that poor plant. Dumping it in trash bags, putting it in garbage compressors and forming it into bricks that mingle pharmacologically-active parts with smashed seeds and crushed stems, then letting it ferment while they smuggle it into the country. It's plant abuse.

I'd be all for legalization, except I just haven't seen many good things come from marijuana, marijuana culture and people who enjoy being high all the time. The same's true of alcohol, but a lot of people seem to manage using it without going over the edge. Possibly because its effects are more linear...
 
2012-10-01 09:31:36 AM

89 Stick-Up Kid: Somacandra: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool

All you need to know is weed wrapped up like that isn't worth smoking.


*Sigh*

Here we go. Ok, so how do they wrap the good weed, Cheech?
 
2012-10-01 11:32:12 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: 89 Stick-Up Kid: Somacandra: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool

All you need to know is weed wrapped up like that isn't worth smoking.

*Sigh*

Here we go. Ok, so how do they wrap the good weed, Cheech?


With a lot more care.
 
2012-10-01 12:29:09 PM

Nickster79: I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.


thepraiseoffolly.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-01 12:50:39 PM

Psycat: Guy with genius-level IQ comes up with brilliant gag involving decreasing size of drug cache seized by police. Then the guy with an IQ of 120 re-uses funny gag about cops pilfering drugs from the evidence locker. Later, a guy with a normal IQ overdoes it with tired gag about shrinking amount of drugs in police custody. And then a fool with a borderline-retarded IQ recycles a very tired and lame joke about farking police stealing most of the dope seized in a raid. Then, finally, a raving shiathead on Fark beats to death a really farking over-used and not-remotely-funny Internet cliche about how cops *snirk* completely make a bundle of drugs--tell me if you heard this one before--disappear without a trace *hyuck, hyuck*.

/give it a rest, you lame comedian wannabes
//they should revoke your comic license and send you all to the Old Jokes' Home


The really old joke is "War on Drugs".
Now, that was funny stuff.
But, it's time has passed, just trite bullchit now.
 
2012-10-01 04:07:06 PM

sodomizer: I just haven't seen many good things come from marijuana, marijuana culture and people who enjoy being high all the time.


Art and music.

sodomizer: The same's true of alcohol, but a lot of people seem to manage using it without going over the edge.


Probably the dumbest thing I've read today.
 
2012-10-01 10:07:06 PM

spentshells: Dragonflew: spentshells: Periods how do they work ?

Yes, we have a lot to learn about punctuation from someone who puts a farking space before a question mark.

You properly use punctuation yet falter at even knowing what or who I was referring to. .

I guess we both have something to work on.


I just assumed ICP.
 
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