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(Local10 WPLG)   Four-hundred pounds of marijuana wash ashore, authorities quickly recover all three-hundred-seventy-five pounds (w/pic of what three-hundred pounds of pot looks like)   (local10.com) divider line 92
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2012-09-30 03:36:33 PM  
Beachcombers seen kicking themselves for sleeping in that day.
Seriously, how does this happen?
 
2012-09-30 03:41:30 PM  
Dang, that joke never gets old, does it?

/*cough*
 
2012-09-30 03:55:49 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Seriously, how does this happen?


its a decoy to divert attention away from a larger load coming in somewhere else.

/put sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car
//slashed the deputy's tires he won't get very far
///when they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up, whoa-oh
 
2012-09-30 04:05:13 PM  
Square grouper
 
2012-09-30 04:12:25 PM  
Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache
 
2012-09-30 04:42:02 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Beachcombers seen kicking themselves for sleeping in that day.
Seriously, how does this happen?


Sometimes drugs are smuggled long distances using the "Pony Express" method. Boat #1 leaves port and travels so many miles and just dumps the dope in the water for another boat to scoop up. Cops search boat #1 when it arrives and find nothing. Boat #2 makes the delivery but since it left port "clean" nobody searches it when it docks.
 
2012-09-30 05:11:45 PM  

basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.


How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool
 
2012-09-30 05:47:32 PM  

Somacandra: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool


Well you really can't since the brown color may actually be the wrapper.
 
2012-09-30 05:51:40 PM  
I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.
 
2012-09-30 05:53:38 PM  
Had a buddy in college who drove a corvette convertable. He claimed he paid for it by selling weed that washed up by his parents house in Florida. I didn't believe him. Then he showed me the pictures. It was a large bale he broke down into pound bags. And yeah it was before photoshop so he was telling the truth. CSB
 
2012-09-30 05:55:21 PM  
That brown shiat was a decoy so you wouldn't notice this going up the highway...

img210.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-30 05:56:27 PM  

basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache


For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.
 
2012-09-30 05:57:46 PM  

Somacandra: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool


All you need to know is weed wrapped up like that isn't worth smoking.
 
2012-09-30 05:57:56 PM  

TheJoe03: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache

For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.


what if it's b4 they sprinkle on teh dirt
 
2012-09-30 05:58:05 PM  
You can tell its Mexican dirt weed because good weed is grown indoors, usually locally, and primo shiat isn't pressed into a brick like that. It's kept loose, in bud form, as God intended. There's a very small chance that its good nugs, but the chances of good shiat being pressed into a brick and brought across the border or by boat is extremely small. So yeah, it's dirtweed. To bad, really.
 
2012-09-30 06:00:10 PM  

quickdraw: Somacandra: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool

Well you really can't since the brown color may actually be the wrapper.


Could just be mold.
 
2012-09-30 06:01:41 PM  
I'd pay more for 400 pounds of avocados than I would for that doodoo.
 
2012-09-30 06:02:50 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: TheJoe03: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache

For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.

what if it's b4 they sprinkle on teh dirt


$2500 for a lb of shwag is a HUGE ripoff.... $2500 for a lb of medical-grade is a good deal. Cops have no idea what realistic prices are.
 
2012-09-30 06:06:26 PM  
They should get one of those giant cardboard tubes used to pour concrete pillars and roll the worlds largest blunt
 
2012-09-30 06:06:46 PM  

Gyrfalcon: quickdraw: Somacandra: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool

Well you really can't since the brown color may actually be the wrapper.

Could just be mold.


TFA says the pot was found in burlap sacks.
 
2012-09-30 06:08:28 PM  
If it's been pressed into a brick, it isn't any good.

On top of that, you generally should avoid dealing with people who are moving that kind of volume, because they're the ones that get drawn into serious violence.
 
2012-09-30 06:08:46 PM  

Nickster79: I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.


Did you put that comment in TFA?
if it's yours originally, it's a solid golf-clap.

/if you're bitin' though...
 
2012-09-30 06:09:51 PM  
In other news, my boat sank over the weekend...
 
2012-09-30 06:11:01 PM  

cassanovascotian: Nickster79: I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.

Did you put that comment in TFA?
if it's yours originally, it's a solid golf-clap.


double-checked the time-stamps... you're clear
bravo.
i564.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-30 06:12:24 PM  

Electronboy8: Jon iz teh kewl: TheJoe03: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache

For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.

what if it's b4 they sprinkle on teh dirt

$2500 for a lb of shwag is a HUGE ripoff.... $2500 for a lb of medical-grade is a good deal. Cops have no idea what realistic prices are.


2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2012-09-30 06:13:24 PM  

Nickster79: I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.


i.imgur.com

Agrees.
 
2012-09-30 06:13:29 PM  
Marijuana usage causes spontaneous hyphenation. Got it.
 
2012-09-30 06:16:12 PM  

krafty420: They should get one of those giant cardboard tubes used to pour concrete pillars and roll the worlds largest blunt


Yeah, good idea. The cardboard tube might actually have something in it that would get you high.
 
2012-09-30 06:20:01 PM  

cyberspacedout: Gyrfalcon: quickdraw: Somacandra: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

How can you tell from the picture?

/wish I knew more about this but I was never cool

Well you really can't since the brown color may actually be the wrapper.

Could just be mold.

TFA says the pot was found in burlap sacks.


Which are permeable to water. So, moldy.
 
2012-09-30 06:21:04 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Dang, that joke never gets old, does it?

/*cough*


That is the quality of the running gag, it continues to be funny, but requires a little effort at execution to match the circumstance. +1
 
2012-09-30 06:24:49 PM  

Introitus: Square grouper


Yeah I could use just one. I drank to much at the grouper to remember to comb the beach this morning
 
2012-09-30 06:24:51 PM  
Weed so shiatty they seized 400 lbs. and ended up with 500 lbs. in evidence.
 
2012-09-30 06:26:23 PM  
Cop Math.
Found something somebody dumped and now we have a Million Dollar Pat On the Back.

Good work, Lou. I'll sleep feeling so much safer.
 
2012-09-30 06:26:56 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: Nickster79: I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.

[i.imgur.com image 378x369]

Agrees.


Just watched the hash driveway episodes.

img15.echo.cx
 
2012-09-30 06:27:00 PM  

cassanovascotian: cassanovascotian: Nickster79: I guess you could say that it was definitely...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a high tide.

Did you put that comment in TFA?
if it's yours originally, it's a solid golf-clap.

double-checked the time-stamps... you're clear
bravo.
[i564.photobucket.com image 400x300]


Thank you, good sir. I'm just upset that no one has 'YEEEEAAAHHH'ed me yet.
 
2012-09-30 06:27:17 PM  

TheJoe03: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache

For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.


If you sold it all in dimes, the math almost works.
 
2012-09-30 06:31:05 PM  
dl.dropbox.com

oblig
 
2012-09-30 06:32:42 PM  

Electronboy8: You can tell its Mexican dirt weed because good weed is grown indoors, usually locally, and primo shiat isn't pressed into a brick like that. It's kept loose, in bud form, as God intended. There's a very small chance that its good nugs, but the chances of good shiat being pressed into a brick and brought across the border or by boat is extremely small. So yeah, it's dirtweed. To bad, really.


You spelled too wrong.
 
2012-09-30 06:34:35 PM  

fustanella: Marijuana usage causes spontaneous hyphenation. Got it.


QFT.

Subby, you do not hyphenate numbers unless they're being used as adjectives.

For example, four hundred pounds of marijuana, but a four-hundred-pound bale.

The easy way to remember is that there can be either an "S" or a hyphen but not both (and if the number in question is one, mentally change it to two so you can test for S-ness).
 
2012-09-30 06:35:00 PM  

basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache


Exactly what I was thinking. The good (expensive) stuff is now on the street.
 
2012-09-30 06:36:26 PM  

libranoelrose: Electronboy8: You can tell its Mexican dirt weed because good weed is grown indoors, usually locally, and primo shiat isn't pressed into a brick like that. It's kept loose, in bud form, as God intended. There's a very small chance that its good nugs, but the chances of good shiat being pressed into a brick and brought across the border or by boat is extremely small. So yeah, it's dirtweed. To bad, really.

You spelled too wrong.


He punctuated it's wrong too.
 
2012-09-30 06:37:43 PM  

EatenTheSun: TheJoe03: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache

For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.

If you sold it all in dimes, the math almost works.


You gotta be a special kind of broke to buy a dime bag of schwag.
 
2012-09-30 06:40:22 PM  

TheJoe03: EatenTheSun: TheJoe03: basemetal: Meh, Mexican dirt weed.

/it'll just give you a headache

For $2500 a pound? That would be a ripoff.

If you sold it all in dimes, the math almost works.

You gotta be a special kind of broke to buy a dime bag of schwag.


It's all we had in the 80's man.
 
2012-09-30 06:44:39 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-30 06:49:29 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 410x375]


I think that gif almost gave me a seizure
 
2012-09-30 06:49:29 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-30 06:52:30 PM  

Worldwalker: libranoelrose: Electronboy8: You can tell its Mexican dirt weed because good weed is grown indoors, usually locally, and primo shiat isn't pressed into a brick like that. It's kept loose, in bud form, as God intended. There's a very small chance that its good nugs, but the chances of good shiat being pressed into a brick and brought across the border or by boat is extremely small. So yeah, it's dirtweed. To bad, really.

You spelled too wrong.

He punctuated it's wrong too.


Well then, I stand corrected! Does that make you feel better about yourself? I wonder... what other things you are anal about, other than the comment section of a comedy news site? I'm sure your friends and fam could rattle-off a nice little list, while rolling *there eyes in disgust.

* = Just because I know how much it bothers you
 
2012-09-30 06:54:44 PM  
i don't have friends or fam, cant you tell from my post?
 
2012-09-30 07:00:30 PM  

DoctorCal: Weed so shiatty they seized 400 lbs. and ended up with 500 lbs. in evidence.



They couldnt even find criminals on the street to smoke all 600 pounds of that garbage.
 
2012-09-30 07:09:05 PM  
Authorities are investigating after about 400 pounds of marijuana valued at over $1 million

And what's the value of the lives that 400 pounds would have ruined?
 
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