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(Reuters)   Reuters gets us warmed up for the 2012 Presidential Debate Drinking Thread with: 'Five things to watch in the presidential debate.'   (reuters.com) divider line 66
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2012-09-30 02:43:31 PM
ROMNEY ON OFFENSE, OBAMA ON DEFENSE

EYES NEVER LIE

WHO WINS THE FIRST ROUND?

THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS

WILL ROMNEY THROW BUSH UNDER THE BUS?


I'm surprised "Obama playing Romney like a cheap fiddle" wasn't on the list.
 
2012-09-30 03:37:33 PM
I expect every one of Obama's rebuttals to begin "But didn't you yourself say... "
 
2012-09-30 03:54:50 PM
Since I took the time to write it, I might as well pimp it out a bit more:

The 2012 Presidential Debate Drinking Game - Semi-Official Fark.com rules

General rules: Use your drink of choice, but be careful. Analysis of this game suggests that an alcoholic coma is likely.

Topic: The Economy
Obama uses either the word "millionaires" or "billionaires": 1 sip
Obama uses the words "millionaires" AND "billionaires" in the same sentence: 2 sips
Romney uses the word "failed": 1 sip
Romney invokes Bain Capital as a reason to elect him: 2 sips, fire your manservant
Either candidate uses the term "middle-class": ½ a sip
Obama says "let me be clear": 1 sip any clear liquor
Romney invokes The Reagan: 2 sips, promptly forget how many sips you took, take 2 more
Either candidate claims that their tax plan will lower the deficit: one sip, yell "YOU LIE"
Either candidate mentions Social Security: Geritol shooter
Romney provides a single tax loophole that he intends to do away with: 3 sips
Romney provides more than one tax loophole that he intends to do away with: chug
Obama uses the term "Ryan Budget": 1 sip

Topic: Domestic Policy
Romney claims credit for RomneyCare: 2 sips
Obama gives Romney effusive credit and compliments for creating RomneyCare: 1 sip, laugh until you pass out and have to be treated in the ER
Romney mentions RomneyCare, but says it's a bad choice for the entire country: 1 sip, stare at TV in the "confused dog" pose
Obama uses the word "abortion": wash down RU-486 with drink
Romney says that corporations are people: 2 sips
Romney talks about government waste within sixty seconds of criticizing Obama for cutting the defense budget: 2 sips
Obama talks about government waste within sixty seconds of criticizing Romney for wanting to cut...unspecified stuff: 2 sips
Either candidate explicitly claims they want to completely get rid of any government program: 2 sips
Romney mentions the $700,000,000,000 in Medicare cuts: take one sip, spit it into another glass
Obama tries to explain the same Medicare cuts: start to take a sip, get bored


Topic: Foreign Policy (note: first debate is domestic policy only)
Romney uses Benjamin Netanyahu's nickname "Bibi": one sip, make "bibibibibibibibi" noise with finger and lips
Obama mentions Bin Laden: do a shooter, jump up, yell "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
Romney says "apology tour": chug beer, boot on carpet, apologize to your host
Obama uses the term "Arab Spring": 1 sip
Romney uses the term "Arab Spring" without the words "Muslim Brotherhood" in the same sentence: 3 sips
Either candidate mentions China in a favorable light: 2 sips
Either candidate mentions China in an unfavorable light: ½ sip

Other:
Either candidate laughs out loud as the other candidate is answering a question: 2 sips
Either candidate smirks with a seriously smartass grin while the other candidate is answering a question: ½ sip
Either candidate mouths the word "no" during the other candidate's answer: 1 sip (limit of 5 per debate)
Moderator loses complete control of the debate: 1 sip
Either candidate completely ignores the question asked, goes to a memorized sound bite that they wanted to make sure they got on camera: 1 sip
Audience boos inappropriately: 1 sip
 
2012-09-30 04:08:43 PM

dahmers love zombie: Obama mentions Bin Laden: do a shooter, jump up, yell "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"


Rest of your list of good but THIS is great.

Done and done!
 
2012-09-30 04:14:23 PM

dahmers love zombie: Since I took the time to write it, I might as well pimp it out a bit more:

The 2012 Presidential Debate Drinking Game - Semi-Official Fark.com rules


Winnar. I especially like the one about having to go "bibibibibibibibibi". :D

I'm already laying in supplies of popcorn kernels and making sure I have wrist braces on hand in the event that I injure myself facepalming.
 
2012-09-30 04:16:45 PM
"We have a budget, and we will enact that budget once in office."

"Tell us about it."

"... We have a budget, it's a very good budget ..."
 
2012-09-30 04:24:54 PM
All Romney has to do to Obama to make Obama lose his poise, is criticize Obama.

It's a simple thing, and Obama can't even handle that. Obama has always had everyone bend over backwards for him. Always. Old man McCain didn't push Obama on anything. Obama has never even been in a real POTUS debate. Romney can't wait for the moderator to do it either.

Hell, Obama actually believes the media are rough on him. Yes, really.
 
2012-09-30 04:25:54 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: "We have a budget, and we will enact that budget once in office."

"Tell us about it."

"... We have a budget, it's a very good budget ..."


"We have a plan to end the Viet Nam war." Republicans, really, will you ever change?

Here's what you need to do instead. Say "If elected I will..." now fill in the blanks and be truthful. Stop relying on a bunch of sick, low information farkers that vote for you just because you say "abortion", "socialism", and "chronic lyme disease". Stop that. You jerks are making governance of this great country extremely difficult.
 
2012-09-30 04:25:57 PM
6. Zingers. Tasty, tasty, Zingers.
 
2012-09-30 04:26:24 PM
O: I created 4 million jobs.

R: But you lost 12 million jobs at the same time.

O: But I got bin Laden.

R: And yet you refuse to release the diplomatic cables sent to you by Ambassador Stevens, regarding his request for more security because of intel that an attack was coming.

O: I fixed the economy I inherited!

R: Really now...the national debt is exploding, unemployment remains over 8% even with the changes you made to the calculations, and the average income of Americans is down more than $5000.

Liberal media news anchor cuts in to slobber on Obama's performance while calling Romney a racist.
 
2012-09-30 04:31:23 PM

barneyfifesbullet: Obama has always had everyone bend over backwards for him. Always.


Except when he's bowing too much to swarthy foreign dignitaries!

Amirite or amirite?!

*eyeroll*

/You may be confusing Obama with Mitt "The boy in the plastic bubble" Romney who was born into political and religious royalty and has spent practically his entire life surrounded by sycophants, toadies and bootlicks.
 
2012-09-30 04:31:26 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: "We have a budget, and we will enact that budget once in office."

"Tell us about it."

"... We have a budget, it's a very good budget ..."


"We have a budget, and we will enact that budget once in office."

"Tell us about it."

"We have a budget, it's a very good budget."

"Tell us about it."

"We have a budget, and we will enact that budget once in office."

"Tell us about it."

"We have a budget, it's a very good budget."

"Tell us about it."

"We have a budget, and we will enact that budget once in office."

"Tell us about it."

"We have a budget, it's a very good budget."

"Tell us about it."

"We have a budget, and we will enact that budget once in office."

"Tell us about it."

"We have a budget, it's a very good budget."

"Tell us about it."

.......
 
2012-09-30 04:32:08 PM

shotglasss: O: I created 4 million jobs.

R: But you lost 12 million jobs at the same time.

O: But I got bin Laden.

R: And yet you refuse to release the diplomatic cables sent to you by Ambassador Stevens, regarding his request for more security because of intel that an attack was coming.

O: I fixed the economy I inherited!

R: Really now...the national debt is exploding, unemployment remains over 8% even with the changes you made to the calculations, and the average income of Americans is down more than $5000.

Liberal media news anchor cuts in to slobber on Obama's performance while calling Romney a racist.


Romney could say all that perfectly, but he'd follow it up with something along the lines of, "I'll never understand why the plebeian class in this country ever voted for one of you people."

Because that's just how Romney rolls.
 
2012-09-30 04:34:43 PM
Lots of these, I'm guessing.

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-30 04:35:39 PM

shotglasss: O: I created 4 million jobs.

R: But you lost 12 million jobs at the same time.


So...you're saying that, taking population increase into account and the fact that we were in freefall on January 20 of 2009, Obama is responsible for...8 million net jobs lost?

Really?

Thank you for that. It saved me the time of having to read the wharrgarbly remainder of your post.
 
2012-09-30 04:37:05 PM
Obama hasn't been in debates since 2008. Romney, on the other hand, participated in the many, many debates during the Republican primary. Romney also has a lot more time to practice debate. Frankly, if Romney turns in anything other than a flawless debate performance, it should be considered an utter failure.
 
2012-09-30 04:37:49 PM

dahmers love zombie: Since I took the time to write it, I might as well pimp it out a bit more:


Thanks for this. I saw it in another thread, and am glad you re-posted it.
 
2012-09-30 04:38:29 PM

dahmers love zombie: Since I took the time to write it, I might as well pimp it out a bit more:


One more thing.... care to make a list for the upcoming Jon Stewart vs. Bill O'Reilly debate this Saturday?
 
2012-09-30 04:40:09 PM

barneyfifesbullet: All Romney has to do to Obama to make Obama lose his poise, is criticize Obama.

It's a simple thing, and Obama can't even handle that. Obama has always had everyone bend over backwards for him. Always. Old man McCain didn't push Obama on anything. Obama has never even been in a real POTUS debate. Romney can't wait for the moderator to do it either.

Hell, Obama actually believes the media are rough on him. Yes, really.


wat's going in the brain of a projecting republican?

is it straightforward intellectual dishonesty?

or is it ramen?

/mm ramen
 
2012-09-30 04:40:36 PM

DeaH: Obama hasn't been in debates since 2008. Romney, on the other hand, participated in the many, many debates during the Republican primary. Romney also has a lot more time to practice debate. Frankly, if Romney turns in anything other than a flawless debate performance, it should be considered an utter failure.


Obama could just show up with a TV set and videotape of Romney. Every time Romney makes a point, just play the appropriate clip of Romney saying exactly the opposite.
 
2012-09-30 04:41:02 PM
6. I watched Mitt Romney... crawling along the edge of a straight razor... that's my dream. That's my nightmare.
 
2012-09-30 04:42:00 PM
This election is going to come down to another referendum on Bush. Obama is going to say Romney is Bush III and point to Romney's policy ideas as proof. Romney is going to say he's not, flash is prettyboy smile, and say you're just going to have to trust him.

2016 may also be a referendum on Bush. Republicans are going to say they lost 2012 because Romney wasn't conservative enough, and they'll run an extremist who makes the Teabaggers look reality-based. The Democrats will campaign again in 2016 saying the Republicans want to double-down on the Bush-era programs. Given that the only play in the Republican playbook is to go farther and farther to the right, this could go on for a while.
 
2012-09-30 04:43:33 PM
I'm sure Mittens is slathering himself in orange spray tan in anticipation.
 
2012-09-30 04:46:46 PM
One swig for any of the following:
great nation
american people
economic recovery
we can...
stride forward
loophole
look beyond
health care
deduction
freedom
terrorist/ism

Two swigs for:
patriot
homosexual
islam
stimulus
fundamental
tea party
electoral college
human rights

Chug the whole thing if:
marijuana
allah
pornography
abortion
mormon
akin
 
2012-09-30 04:49:42 PM

NeoCortex42: DeaH: Obama hasn't been in debates since 2008. Romney, on the other hand, participated in the many, many debates during the Republican primary. Romney also has a lot more time to practice debate. Frankly, if Romney turns in anything other than a flawless debate performance, it should be considered an utter failure.

Obama could just show up with a TV set and videotape of Romney. Every time Romney makes a point, just play the appropriate clip of Romney saying exactly the opposite.


Perhaps, but Obama will not be able to do that. That is why anything less than total perfection from Mitt needs to be considered abject failure.
 
2012-09-30 04:52:56 PM

DeaH: Obama hasn't been in debates since 2008. Romney, on the other hand, participated in the many, many debates during the Republican primary. Romney also has a lot more time to practice debate. Frankly, if Romney turns in anything other than a flawless debate performance, it should be considered an utter failure.


Yep. There were 21 Republican debates. Romney skipped 4 but 2 of those debates were not really debates at all, they were 1 or 2 people televised shows. That leaves Romney participating in 17 serious presidential debates this season. Let me put this another way for the sloooow learners, Romney spent all his working time during the last 2 years preparing for and participating in presidential debates.

Debates were Romney's only work. He stunk to high heaven in most of the early ones. That was then, this is now, if Romney is not flawless in the debate on Wednesday, he is officially dead as a politician.
 
2012-09-30 04:53:51 PM
I picture Romney's performance going something like this
 
2012-09-30 04:54:04 PM

DeaH: NeoCortex42: DeaH: Obama hasn't been in debates since 2008. Romney, on the other hand, participated in the many, many debates during the Republican primary. Romney also has a lot more time to practice debate. Frankly, if Romney turns in anything other than a flawless debate performance, it should be considered an utter failure.

Obama could just show up with a TV set and videotape of Romney. Every time Romney makes a point, just play the appropriate clip of Romney saying exactly the opposite.

Perhaps, but Obama will not be able to do that. That is why anything less than total perfection from Mitt needs to be considered abject failure.


What Obama can do, though, is come ready with specific numbers and facts. Whenever Mitt makes a vague claim about things, Obama needs to be ready to counter with very specific facts. That would tie Romney up completely.

I agree that anything less than a perfect outing for Mitt should be considered a failure. With all of the prep work he's had from the Primary debates, his practice debates, and media exposure, he needs to be ready for everything. If he relies too much on responses of "It's too complicated", "I'll work it out with Congress once I'm elected", and "It would take too long to explain", he's toast.
 
2012-09-30 04:54:16 PM

shotglasss: O: I created 4 million jobs.

R: But you lost 12 million jobs at the same time.

O: But I got bin Laden.

R: And yet you refuse to release the diplomatic cables sent to you by Ambassador Stevens, regarding his request for more security because of intel that an attack was coming.

O: I fixed the economy I inherited!

R: Really now...the national debt is exploding, unemployment remains over 8% even with the changes you made to the calculations, and the average income of Americans is down more than $5000.

Liberal media news anchor cuts in to slobber on Obama's performance while calling Romney a racist.


Mmmmmmmm, those tears of impotent rage taste so good. MOAR~!
 
2012-09-30 04:56:33 PM

Delay: Yep. There were 21 Republican debates. Romney skipped 4 but 2 of those debates were not really debates at all, they were 1 or 2 people televised shows. That leaves Romney participating in 17 serious presidential debates this season. Let me put this another way for the sloooow learners, Romney spent all his working time during the last 2 years preparing for and participating in presidential debates.


Yeah, but this is what he was debating against:
www.polderdash.com

That's like saying a team that's practiced against the local high school team 17 times should be able to hold it's own against an NFL team.
 
2012-09-30 04:59:35 PM

NeoCortex42: Yeah, but this is what he was debating against:


Yeah, but that's the group the Republicans selected. Cream of their crop, so to speak.
 
2012-09-30 05:04:18 PM

shotglasss: O: I created 4 million jobs.

R: But you lost 12 million jobs at the same time.


That doesn't even make any sense.
 
2012-09-30 05:06:04 PM

dahmers love zombie: Since I took the time to write it, I might as well pimp it out a bit more:

The 2012 Presidential Debate Drinking Game - Semi-Official Fark.com rules

General rules: Use your drink of choice, but be careful. Analysis of this game suggests that an alcoholic coma is likely.

Topic: The Economy
Obama uses either the word "millionaires" or "billionaires": 1 sip
Obama uses the words "millionaires" AND "billionaires" in the same sentence: 2 sips
Romney uses the word "failed": 1 sip
Romney invokes Bain Capital as a reason to elect him: 2 sips, fire your manservant
Either candidate uses the term "middle-class": ½ a sip
Obama says "let me be clear": 1 sip any clear liquor
Romney invokes The Reagan: 2 sips, promptly forget how many sips you took, take 2 more
Either candidate claims that their tax plan will lower the deficit: one sip, yell "YOU LIE"
Either candidate mentions Social Security: Geritol shooter
Romney provides a single tax loophole that he intends to do away with: 3 sips
Romney provides more than one tax loophole that he intends to do away with: chug
Obama uses the term "Ryan Budget": 1 sip

Topic: Domestic Policy
Romney claims credit for RomneyCare: 2 sips
Obama gives Romney effusive credit and compliments for creating RomneyCare: 1 sip, laugh until you pass out and have to be treated in the ER
Romney mentions RomneyCare, but says it's a bad choice for the entire country: 1 sip, stare at TV in the "confused dog" pose
Obama uses the word "abortion": wash down RU-486 with drink
Romney says that corporations are people: 2 sips
Romney talks about government waste within sixty seconds of criticizing Obama for cutting the defense budget: 2 sips
Obama talks about government waste within sixty seconds of criticizing Romney for wanting to cut...unspecified stuff: 2 sips
Either candidate explicitly claims they want to completely get rid of any government program: 2 sips
Romney mentions the $700,000,000,000 in Medicare cuts: take one sip, spit it into another glass
Obama tries to explain the same Medicare cuts: start to take a sip, get bored


Topic: Foreign Policy (note: first debate is domestic policy only)
Romney uses Benjamin Netanyahu's nickname "Bibi": one sip, make "bibibibibibibibi" noise with finger and lips
Obama mentions Bin Laden: do a shooter, jump up, yell "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
Romney says "apology tour": chug beer, boot on carpet, apologize to your host
Obama uses the term "Arab Spring": 1 sip
Romney uses the term "Arab Spring" without the words "Muslim Brotherhood" in the same sentence: 3 sips
Either candidate mentions China in a favorable light: 2 sips
Either candidate mentions China in an unfavorable light: ½ sip

Other:
Either candidate laughs out loud as the other candidate is answering a question: 2 sips
Either candidate smirks with a seriously smartass grin while the other candidate is answering a question: ½ sip
Either candidate mouths the word "no" during the other candidate's answer: 1 sip (limit of 5 per debate)
Moderator loses complete control of the debate: 1 sip
Either candidate completely ignores the question asked, goes to a memorized sound bite that they wanted to make sure they got on camera: 1 sip
Audience boos inappropriately: 1 sip


Needs moar zing...
One sip for a failed Romney 'zinger', chug for a successful one?
Or mebbe a lemon drop shot?

/I miss drinking.
 
2012-09-30 05:15:54 PM

MuCow: Needs moar zing...
One sip for a failed Romney 'zinger', chug for a successful one?



You are correct, and the next time I post this thing, it will have your addition (attributed, of course)
 
2012-09-30 05:18:05 PM

shotglasss: derp...Liberal media news anchor cuts in to slobber on Obama's performance while calling Romney a racist.


I feel so sorry for you "conservatives." It's so unfair what terrible oppression you have to deal with.
 
2012-09-30 05:24:43 PM

MuCow: Needs moar zing...
One sip for a failed Romney 'zinger', chug for a successful one?
Or mebbe a lemon drop shot?

/I miss drinking.



Maybe also something along the lines of:
Romney attempts to touch Obama during a response.
Romney proposes a bet during a response.
 
2012-09-30 05:31:29 PM

shotglasss: O: I created 4 million jobs.

R: But you lost 12 million jobs at the same time.

O: But I got bin Laden.

R: And yet you refuse to release the diplomatic cables sent to you by Ambassador Stevens, regarding his request for more security because of intel that an attack was coming.

O: I fixed the economy I inherited!

R: Really now...the national debt is exploding, unemployment remains over 8% even with the changes you made to the calculations, and the average income of Americans is down more than $5000.

Liberal media news anchor cuts in to slobber on Obama's performance while calling Romney a racist.


The President has more game than that and we all know it. The response to the line about losing 12 million jobs is more likely to be a referendum on why the private sector wasn't picking up the slack, for instance. try this:

O: I created 4 million jobs.

R: But you lost 12 million jobs at the same time.

O: Aren't you the job creator here?

So he can't really bring up jobs without attention being drawn to how many he didn't create when his millions, style, experience, and positions all indicate, by the Republican's own platform, that he should have been a g***amn fountain of them.

Moving on, Bin Laden and other foreign policies.

O: I killed Bin Laden.

R: And yet you refuse to release the diplomatic cables sent to you by Ambassador Stevens, regarding his request for more security because of intel that an attack was coming.

This one's tougher because it's more of a sticky issue, but here's the thing. We don't release all of our inelligence, or even half of it, to even our own countrymen. Why? Because then they know what we know and can adjust accodingly. All he has to do is note such a concept, then ask if Romney would release his business strategy memos and expect for other corporations not to react. It's the same idea.

O: I fixed the economy I inherited!The economy is recovering.(the President is simply not dumb enough to say it's fixed.)

R: Really now...the national debt is exploding, unemployment remains over 8% even with the changes you made to the calculations, and the average income of Americans is down more than $5000.

O: So pay them more and hire some extras. Again, you're the job creator. Or am I supposed to stimulate the economy by magically raising everyone's wages, then paying for it by slashing revenue?

R: Tax cuts pay for themselves!

O: How in god's name did you manage to successfully run a business?

/yes, yes, don't feed the trolls. I know.
//Just didn't really care this time.
///Romney's an idiot, but somehow I doubt either of them's gonna be a deer in the headlights here.
 
2012-09-30 06:03:15 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-30 06:26:46 PM
The first 30 minutes are where the debate is won or lost? that is disgusting. you have to work very hard to manufacture that kind of lie about the value of a debate that complicated and that important. You have to work very hard, at a cultural level, to create an electorate who will obey and order like, "The first 30 minutes are the most important." Orwell would be breathless with wonder at this level of intellectual poison. Aldous Huxley might just shrug, I guess.
 
2012-09-30 07:14:10 PM

Bennie Crabtree: The first 30 minutes are where the debate is won or lost? that is disgusting. you have to work very hard to manufacture that kind of lie about the value of a debate that complicated and that important. You have to work very hard, at a cultural level, to create an electorate who will obey and order like, "The first 30 minutes are the most important." Orwell would be breathless with wonder at this level of intellectual poison. Aldous Huxley might just shrug, I guess.


Hey, you dropped the names Orwell and Huxley. You must be one a them academicians.

Too bad you didn't quote Rush's song "The Trees" while you were trying to sound deep. Then I'd get to cockpunch you. It's in the rules.
 
2012-09-30 07:15:44 PM

MuCow: /I miss drinking.


I miss it until I do a little of it. Then I remember why I quit. My memory's cruelly short, apparently.
 
2012-09-30 07:45:33 PM

Delay:
Debates were Romney's only work. He stunk to high heaven in most of the early ones. That was then, this is now, if Romney is not flawless in the debate on Wednesday, he is officially dead as a politician.


That means he is dead. Though I doubt it. He has yet to establish a firm policy position on anything (He is Schrodinger's candidate after all), and he isn't used to actually giving firm answers instead of talking points. I imagine that Obama would like to hammer him on that and actually get him to take a stand on something.

But I doubt the debate moderator will press Romney on that and insist he actually answer questions. And people that were already going to vote for Romney aren't going to change their minds, and will convince themselves that Romney won, no matter what reality or the lame MSM mainstream media says.
 
2012-09-30 07:53:11 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Hey, you dropped the names Orwell and Huxley. You must be one a them academicians.

Too bad you didn't quote Rush's song "The Trees" while you were trying to sound deep. Then I'd get to cockpunch you. It's in the rules.


Bow down before my literary greatness. I sneer at your punchable cock fixation. My junk was made for better things.
 
2012-09-30 08:11:08 PM

Bennie Crabtree: Fuggin Bizzy: Hey, you dropped the names Orwell and Huxley. You must be one a them academicians.

Too bad you didn't quote Rush's song "The Trees" while you were trying to sound deep. Then I'd get to cockpunch you. It's in the rules.

Bow down before my literary greatness. I sneer at your punchable cock fixation. My junk was made for better things.


Like being unbearably itchy at awkward and inappropriate times.

/ ok, ymmv
 
2012-09-30 09:02:30 PM
taxdollars.ocregister.com
What Rmoney's zinger coach may look like.
 
2012-09-30 09:05:23 PM

dahmers love zombie: Since I took the time to write it, I might as well pimp it out a bit more:

The 2012 Presidential Debate Drinking Game - Semi-Official Fark.com rules



What if Romney mentions that the Republicans ended slavery? How many sips is that?
 
2012-09-30 09:09:03 PM
tudorgurl: What if Romney mentions that the Republicans ended slavery? How many sips is that?

three-fifths of your drink
 
2012-09-30 09:10:53 PM

ultraholland: tudorgurl: What if Romney mentions that the Republicans ended slavery? How many sips is that?

three-fifths of your drink


WIN!

/teeheehee
//I may just get TF for the debates
 
2012-09-30 09:18:24 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [taxdollars.ocregister.com image 400x414]
What Rmoney's zinger coach may look like.


Today's secret word is: socialism!
 
2012-09-30 09:20:25 PM

Notabunny: This election is going to come down to another referendum on Bush. Obama is going to say Romney is Bush III and point to Romney's policy ideas as proof. Romney is going to say he's not, flash is prettyboy smile, and say you're just going to have to trust him.

2016 may also be a referendum on Bush. Republicans are going to say they lost 2012 because Romney wasn't conservative enough, and they'll run an extremist who makes the Teabaggers look reality-based. The Democrats will campaign again in 2016 saying the Republicans want to double-down on the Bush-era programs. Given that the only play in the Republican playbook is to go farther and farther to the right, this could go on for a while.


Move much farther to the right of the Tea Party and you're entering territory claimed by the neo-Nazis.

/ outside of the derpier States, I can't see ANY elections being won in that direction
 
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