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(Daily Mail)   Cute teacher arrested for sex with student. Just kidding, she devotes life to teaching kindergartners, becomes self-made millionaire (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 114
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2012-09-30 02:15:05 PM
I thought rich people were evil... Fark told me so.
 
2012-09-30 02:16:32 PM
Daily mail article where the subject actually is pretty cute.
Teacher store that doesn't involve sex?
Feel good story about some of life's true heros getting a windfall?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FARK?
 
2012-09-30 02:17:03 PM
Scarecrow: With 17 years in teh classroom, Mrs Jump never really expected to make it rich. She and her husband, also a teacher, struggled to pay their basic bills and support their three children, like thousands of other teachers in the country

See me after class!
 
2012-09-30 02:17:48 PM

Ontos: I thought rich people were evil... Fark told me so.


Is she paying a retinue of fiscalists and accountants to wiggle out of paying taxes?
 
2012-09-30 02:18:13 PM
She didn't build that
 
2012-09-30 02:18:36 PM

BumpInTheNight: Daily mail article where the subject actually is pretty cute.
Teacher store that doesn't involve sex?
Feel good story about some of life's true heros getting a windfall?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FARK?


Cute? Not even British cute. Don't be fooled by the soft focus.
 
2012-09-30 02:21:56 PM
Lies, all lies. Everyone knows you can't be successful without a government program or unions.
 
2012-09-30 02:23:34 PM

OnlyM3: Lies, all lies. Everyone knows you can't be successful without a government program or unions.


If it weren't for government programs and unions, to who would she be selling these lesson plans?
 
2012-09-30 02:23:50 PM

JWideman: BumpInTheNight: Daily mail article where the subject actually is pretty cute.
Teacher store that doesn't involve sex?
Feel good story about some of life's true heros getting a windfall?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FARK?

Cute? Not even British cute. Don't be fooled by the soft focus.


For 43 she's pretty cute.
 
2012-09-30 02:25:05 PM
Just wait until one of them accuses her of rape.

Once she is found not guilty, she will never be able to work in that field again because she had to have been asking for it in some way or another.
 
2012-09-30 02:25:30 PM

BumpInTheNight: Daily mail article where the subject actually is pretty cute.
Teacher store that doesn't involve sex?
Feel good story about some of life's true heros getting a windfall?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FARK?



Subby said "just kidding".
 
2012-09-30 02:25:47 PM
 
2012-09-30 02:26:39 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Ontos: I thought rich people were evil... Fark told me so.

Is she paying a retinue of fiscalists and accountants to wiggle out of paying taxes?


Is she legally not paying the taxes or not paying them like a Democrat?

www.anniemayhem.com

www.hybridcarblog.com

www.booknotes.org

cnreviews.com
 
2012-09-30 02:30:28 PM

amquelbettamin: She didn't build that


She assembled it
 
2012-09-30 02:30:42 PM
Sadly one of the parents is going to say "Oh, she's a millionaire? Lets say that her teaching method left Timmy a wasted husk!" and go after her.
 
2012-09-30 02:32:01 PM

BumpInTheNight: Daily mail article where the subject actually is pretty cute.
Teacher store that doesn't involve sex?
Feel good story about some of life's true heros getting a windfall?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FARK?


It's not about some English seahag, this chick is American.


I'm surprised teachers can just buy lesson plans off the internet. Seems a bit like paying someone else to do your homework.
 
2012-09-30 02:33:06 PM
mmmm. good looking, has a few bucks, no obnoxious forced fake Paula Deen southern a-hole accent - she's a keeper.
 
2012-09-30 02:33:52 PM

loonatic112358: amquelbettamin: She didn't build that

She assembled it


It's about time these flatcats pay their fare share instead of parisitizing our economy.
 
2012-09-30 02:34:02 PM

stonent: Scarecrow: With 17 years in teh classroom, Mrs Jump never really expected to make it rich. She and her husband, also a teacher, struggled to pay their basic bills and support their three children, like thousands of other teachers in the country


They might have struggled less if the had fewer children. Isn't it a biatch that actions have consequences and jobs pay for what you are worth and not the lifestyle you would like to live?
 
2012-09-30 02:34:15 PM
So she probably borrowed ideas from other teachers, they all share, and then sells them back to teachers who are unimaginative enough to teach 4-5 years olds the science of dinosaurs? Seriously, if you need help teaching 4-5 year old kids about dinosaurs get out of the business, you're doing more harm than good. This is what's wrong with education today, teachers who would pay $8 for a teaching program rather than take an hour and create one themselves.

/mother was an elementary school teacher for 40+ years.
//brother is an elementary, 15+ years.
/// teachers work 9-3, 9 months a year is complete and utter bullshiat
 
2012-09-30 02:37:49 PM
Wait... is she "cute" or "British cute?"

/Senses a trap.
 
2012-09-30 02:38:46 PM

OnlyM3: * Romney and his wife, Ann, gave 29.4 percent of their income to charity in 2011


Charity? It's their church! Show me the books. And let me know when Romney stops getting farm subsidies.

OnlyM3: * Obama and first lady Michelle Obama gave 21.8 percent of their income to charitable organizations


Actual charitable organizations.

OnlyM3: * Biden and his wife, Jill, gave 1.5 percent of their income


Cherry picking.
 
2012-09-30 02:38:50 PM
You might as well
imageshack.us
JUMP!
 
2012-09-30 02:40:18 PM

JWideman: BumpInTheNight: Daily mail article where the subject actually is pretty cute.
Teacher store that doesn't involve sex?
Feel good story about some of life's true heros getting a windfall?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FARK?

Cute? Not even British cute. Don't be fooled by the soft focus.


Who are YOU farking, Salma Hayek?
 
2012-09-30 02:40:47 PM

HotWingAgenda: I'm surprised teachers can just buy lesson plans off the internet. Seems a bit like paying someone else to do your homework.


I'm surprised anyone has to create new lesson plans.

It's not like grade-school english and math have changed in 100 years.
 
2012-09-30 02:41:42 PM
Well you know the two things are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Let's wait a bit and see if any accusations come up.
 
2012-09-30 02:43:04 PM

jaytkay: HotWingAgenda: I'm surprised teachers can just buy lesson plans off the internet. Seems a bit like paying someone else to do your homework.

I'm surprised anyone has to create new lesson plans.

It's not like grade-school english and math have changed in 100 years.


Know how I know you're not raising grade schoolers?

Google "new math".
 
2012-09-30 02:43:15 PM

OnlyM3: Quantum Apostrophe
* Romney and his wife, Ann, gave 29.4 percent of their income to charity in 2011


How much of that "charity" was straight into church coffers? There's a difference between "I gave money towards mental health programs" and "I gave money to help build a shiny new temple for my religion." It's not a legal difference - the IRS doesn't really care - but there are ethical implications.
 
2012-09-30 02:43:23 PM
I'm confused? She is a millionaire but does good things? Head asplodes!

/I'm sure there is some sort of double standard that she can hide behind
 
2012-09-30 02:43:25 PM
Was she also born in a log cabin she built herself, subby??
 
2012-09-30 02:44:55 PM
wow, thread got politicized right off the bat.
 
2012-09-30 02:46:47 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Ontos: I thought rich people were evil... Fark told me so.

Is she paying a retinue of fiscalists and accountants to wiggle out of paying taxes?


If swas she would be creating jobs, right?

gonegirl: OnlyM3: Quantum Apostrophe
* Romney and his wife, Ann, gave 29.4 percent of their income to charity in 2011


How much of that "charity" was straight into church coffers? There's a difference between "I gave money towards mental health programs" and "I gave money to help build a shiny new temple for my religion." It's not a legal difference - the IRS doesn't really care - but there are ethical implications.


so you are still mad about he gives his money away? Sheesh! You just cant win with some people. Mind if I tell you to spend 5 bucks and get me a Total Fark membership?
 
2012-09-30 02:49:59 PM
But, but I thought that those who can do, and those who can't, teach.

My world is shattered.
 
2012-09-30 02:50:16 PM
You know how else you can earn $1M? By teaching. The average salary is $60k in my state. Work 20 years and you'll have well made over $1.2M.
 
2012-09-30 02:50:56 PM

hasty ambush: Quantum Apostrophe: Ontos: I thought rich people were evil... Fark told me so.

Is she paying a retinue of fiscalists and accountants to wiggle out of paying taxes?

Is she legally not paying the taxes or not paying them like a Democrat?

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gonegirl: OnlyM3: Quantum Apostrophe
* Romney and his wife, Ann, gave 29.4 percent of their income to charity in 2011


How much of that "charity" was straight into church coffers? There's a difference between "I gave money towards mental health programs" and "I gave money to help build a shiny new temple for my religion." It's not a legal difference - the IRS doesn't really care - but there are ethical implications.


Got a picture of the Temple of Romney? I bet that the money he gave his church did a farkload more good than it would have done had it gone to Uncle Sugar.
 
2012-09-30 02:53:13 PM
So she is the one percent but also the person we should thank if we get rich - like her - the damn plutocrat that went into teaching instead of corporate america like obama tells everyone to - but she got rich by feeding off teachers too lazy to work - who cant be fired because they are in a union - so they dont get the shaft from the "man" - while they make retirement deals we cant afford to pay - and she will collect that pension even though she is rich - and she outsourced a union car job by buying a friggen KIA - Which makes her green because it gets good mileage - while she rakes in free advertising from this article so that the rich just get richer and we get more income distribution disparity. She sounds like the greatest lousy rotten greedy wonderful helper to ever make a liberal's constantly pidgeon-holing brain explode.
 
2012-09-30 02:53:13 PM

Roja Herring: OnlyM3: Lies, all lies. Everyone knows you can't be successful without a government program or unions.

If it weren't for government programs and unions, to who would she be selling these lesson plans?


To whom, not to who. Back to school for you.
 
2012-09-30 02:53:39 PM

jaytkay: HotWingAgenda: I'm surprised teachers can just buy lesson plans off the internet. Seems a bit like paying someone else to do your homework.

I'm surprised anyone has to create new lesson plans.

It's not like grade-school english and math have changed in 100 years.


Seriously? English, no those lessons have not changed much. But math??? It's like a farking alien
language these days. Today's "new" new math is NOTHING like the "new math" they introduced
when I was in elementary school.

As far as the lady in TFA goes, good for her!
 
2012-09-30 02:54:18 PM
 
2012-09-30 02:55:59 PM
Thanks for turning this into yet another politics tab worthy derp fest, I knew you guys wouldn't let me down.
 
2012-09-30 02:56:11 PM
There doesn't seem to me to be any downside to creative teachers making some money off of selling good lesson plans via the internet. Who isn't a winner in this situation?
 
2012-09-30 02:57:44 PM

Wingnutwillie: So she probably borrowed ideas from other teachers, they all share, and then sells them back to teachers who are unimaginative enough to teach 4-5 years olds the science of dinosaurs? Seriously, if you need help teaching 4-5 year old kids about dinosaurs get out of the business, you're doing more harm than good. This is what's wrong with education today, teachers who would pay $8 for a teaching program rather than take an hour and create one themselves.

/mother was an elementary school teacher for 40+ years.
//brother is an elementary, 15+ years.
/// teachers work 9-3, 9 months a year is complete and utter bullshiat


Meh, you think that's BS? I LOL at you sir. As an IT guy for a school district I'll tell you what's BS. My job is soooo much more BS from your point of view. I work 8-4 M-F no weekends never on call and all the Holidays that the teachers get, I get. I get paid a considerable amount more than they do...roughly 150% of their salary. I get all the holidays they get and about the only difference in my schedule and theirs is that I have to come back to work a month earlier than they do during the summer. I don't have to deal with the little crotchfruit or their helicopter parents, I don't have to create lessonplans or grade homework at night, no lunch duties or parent teacher conferences or chaperoning the prom.

Basically what I am saying is don't biatch so much about the teachers, they actually do more work than the non-certified personnel in a school district. Go after the admin and people who provide indirect services to the district, that's where the real waste is.
 
2012-09-30 02:59:24 PM

JWideman: BumpInTheNight: Daily mail article where the subject actually is pretty cute.
Teacher store that doesn't involve sex?
Feel good story about some of life's true heros getting a windfall?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FARK?

Cute? Not even British cute. Don't be fooled by the soft focus.


Don't you have somewhere you have to be in 26 minutes?
 
2012-09-30 03:00:11 PM
Looks like Romney'd is the new Godwin'd around here.
 
2012-09-30 03:00:31 PM
JWideman: BumpInTheNight: Daily mail article where the subject actually is pretty cute.
Teacher store that doesn't involve sex?
Feel good story about some of life's true heros getting a windfall?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FARK?

Cute? Not even British cute. Don't be fooled by the soft focus.


Put the crack pipe down. She's quite hittable.
 
2012-09-30 03:01:17 PM

CrissX: Meh, you think that's BS?


I think he meant that the *illusion* that they only work 6 hours a day for 9 months out of the year is BS.
 
2012-09-30 03:01:29 PM

CrissX: Wingnutwillie: So she probably borrowed ideas from other teachers, they all share, and then sells them back to teachers who are unimaginative enough to teach 4-5 years olds the science of dinosaurs? Seriously, if you need help teaching 4-5 year old kids about dinosaurs get out of the business, you're doing more harm than good. This is what's wrong with education today, teachers who would pay $8 for a teaching program rather than take an hour and create one themselves.

/mother was an elementary school teacher for 40+ years.
//brother is an elementary, 15+ years.
/// teachers work 9-3, 9 months a year is complete and utter bullshiat

Meh, you think that's BS? I LOL at you sir. As an IT guy for a school district I'll tell you what's BS. My job is soooo much more BS from your point of view. I work 8-4 M-F no weekends never on call and all the Holidays that the teachers get, I get. I get paid a considerable amount more than they do...roughly 150% of their salary. I get all the holidays they get and about the only difference in my schedule and theirs is that I have to come back to work a month earlier than they do during the summer. I don't have to deal with the little crotchfruit or their helicopter parents, I don't have to create lessonplans or grade homework at night, no lunch duties or parent teacher conferences or chaperoning the prom.

Basically what I am saying is don't biatch so much about the teachers, they actually do more work than the non-certified personnel in a school district. Go after the admin and people who provide indirect services to the district, that's where the real waste is.


Read the whole farking post you farking IT retard.
 
2012-09-30 03:04:08 PM
Good for her.

Bad for the lazy teachers who can't come up with lesson plans.
 
2012-09-30 03:04:49 PM

gonegirl: OnlyM3: Quantum Apostrophe
* Romney and his wife, Ann, gave 29.4 percent of their income to charity in 2011


How much of that "charity" was straight into church coffers? There's a difference between "I gave money towards mental health programs" and "I gave money to help build a shiny new temple for my religion." It's not a legal difference - the IRS doesn't really care - but there are ethical implications.


Not a mormon but what does the church do with the money :

list of LDS charities

Wheelchairs
Clean Water
Emergency Response
Food
Vision Care
Neonatal resucitation training
Immunization


LDS Philanthropies

Church History

FamilySearch

Latter-day Saint Charities

Perpetual Education Fund

Missionary

Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Temple

CES: Elementary and Secondary Schools

Brigham Young University (BYU)

BYU-Hawaii

BYU-Idaho

LDS Business College

Polynesian Cultural Center


Charity Navigator, the newest of several private sector organizations that rate charities by various criteria and supply that information to the public on their web sites, found that, as of 2004, 70 percent of charities they rated spent at least 75 percent of their budgets on the programs and services they exist to provide, and 90 percent spent at least 65 percent. The median administrative expense among all charities in their sample was only 10.3 percent.

In contrast 70 cents of each dollar budgeted for government assistance (69 means tested Federal government programs) goes not to the poor, but to the members of the welfare bureaucracy and others serving the poor.

Link
 
2012-09-30 03:06:25 PM

pisceandreamer: CrissX: Meh, you think that's BS?

I think he meant that the *illusion* that they only work 6 hours a day for 9 months out of the year is BS.


Your right, I misunderstood what he wrote. But my point still stands, teachers are the work horses in a school district. It's the admin positions like the "sports journalist" my district has on staff that makes $112k a year to take pictures of the football team and write up stories in the local paper, but also works for the local paper so gets paid twice for the photos he takes.
 
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