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(Daily Mail)   Fool + Money = Easily parted   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 77
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2012-09-30 09:57:42 AM
A fool and his money are easily partied?
www.forkparty.com
This is a typical Sunday morning around here. You bastards could not even carry my water. 

No, we will not be attending 'church'.
 
2012-09-30 10:38:16 AM
British Paul Fitzpatrick, 56...

i.dailymail.co.uk

That is some hard farking living.
 
2012-09-30 10:40:32 AM
Guys... if a woman half your age wants to marry you, it's probably not because of your scintillating personality

/just sayin'...
 
2012-09-30 10:45:49 AM
She probably threatened to cut off more than his fingers when she found out he wasn't an 80 year old billionaire with a bad heart. But I don't blame him. If I look like that when I'm 56 I'll be telling girls the same thing.
 
2012-09-30 11:24:00 AM
look at her eyes. she's gay
i'm surprised the guy didn't see that

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2012-09-30 11:25:10 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Great Scott!
 
2012-09-30 11:26:26 AM
Why not just wait for the old farker to die (or quietly speed up the process if you are that impatient)? Threats & extortion just call attention to the game. Not effective.
 
2012-09-30 11:35:12 AM
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Thud (laughs head off)
 
2012-09-30 11:35:54 AM
£20,000? She should've gotten him to insure himself for £1,000,000 and then farked him to death. If his heart didn't give out, slip him an overdose of viagra or something.
 
2012-09-30 11:37:07 AM
Geez, couldn't he have just bought her something off her Amazon wish list?

/works for you know who.
 
2012-09-30 11:37:16 AM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-30 11:38:54 AM
My god those British people are so ugly.
 
2012-09-30 11:38:55 AM
She has the crazy eyes.
 
2012-09-30 11:41:03 AM
I blame the dent in his head for this lack of judgement.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-30 11:44:53 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Are those things on her arm and hand tattoos, or a flesh-eating virus?

tattoo of a flesh eating virus?
 
2012-09-30 11:47:39 AM
He was locked in a room for ten days without clothes or money, escaped, made it to the British Embassy (possibly 100miles away) while wrapped in a towel in a Muslim country, AND he was locked up until the money was delivered. This story has hole or two.
 
2012-09-30 11:47:51 AM

ZMugg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x785]

Are those things on her arm and hand tattoos, or a flesh-eating virus?

tattoo of a flesh eating virus?


I think it's supposed to be henna. She doesn't have shiat smeared on her in the non-wedding photos.
 
2012-09-30 11:48:07 AM
You guys are so antifeminist.
 
2012-09-30 11:48:16 AM

ZMugg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x785]

Are those things on her arm and hand tattoos, or a flesh-eating virus?

tattoo of a flesh eating virus?


Try Henna.
 
2012-09-30 11:48:44 AM
I do like how they put the word beautiful in quotes
 
2012-09-30 11:49:17 AM

ZMugg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x785]

Are those things on her arm and hand tattoos, or a flesh-eating virus?

tattoo of a flesh eating virus?


Spotted dicks?
 
2012-09-30 11:57:29 AM
What made that old coot believe for a minute a young woman was attracted to him? Ego or something?
 
2012-09-30 11:57:42 AM

BumpInTheNight: ZMugg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x785]

Are those things on her arm and hand tattoos, or a flesh-eating virus?

tattoo of a flesh eating virus?

Spotted dicks?


I was thinking liver spots, but she's too young for that.

If that guy's 56 then something's wrong here. I'm 58 and don't even look near as old as that guy. Personally I'd say he doesn't look a day over 70.
 
2012-09-30 12:00:04 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: ZMugg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x785]

Are those things on her arm and hand tattoos, or a flesh-eating virus?

tattoo of a flesh eating virus?

I think it's supposed to be henna. She doesn't have shiat smeared on her in the non-wedding photos.


Rich Cream: ZMugg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x785]

Are those things on her arm and hand tattoos, or a flesh-eating virus?

tattoo of a flesh eating virus?

Try Henna.


OK then, it's a Henna tattoo of a Flesh-eating virus . Yuk (IMHO)

BumpInTheNight: ZMugg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x785]

Are those things on her arm and hand tattoos, or a flesh-eating virus?

tattoo of a flesh eating virus?

Spotted dicks?


She's probably spotted a few in her time.
 
2012-09-30 12:02:38 PM
Never trust a sharpie using Mexic... Oh, she's Tunisian? OK, then.
 
2012-09-30 12:04:38 PM

ZMugg: OK then, it's a Henna tattoo of a Flesh-eating virus . Yuk (IMHO)


Not particularly a fan myself. Just showboating my cognizance of other cultures.
 
2012-09-30 12:05:32 PM
meh, ugly people problems.
 
2012-09-30 12:07:01 PM

vartian: British Paul Fitzpatrick, 56...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x476]

That is some hard farking living.


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You beat me to it. Looks more like 86.
 
2012-09-30 12:08:14 PM

offmymeds: If that guy's 56 then something's wrong here. I'm 58 and don't even look near as old as that guy. Personally I'd say he doesn't look a day over 70.


That's what I'm thinking. If I have to age that much in four years I might as well pull my pants up over my gut right now.


"How Tunisian beauty stole 56-year-old Brit's heart"

From the jar he kept in in?
He had a heart transplant?
 
2012-09-30 12:09:19 PM

Rich Cream: ZMugg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x785]

Are those things on her arm and hand tattoos, or a flesh-eating virus?

tattoo of a flesh eating virus?

Try Henna.


My first thought was that she was a Trill.
 
2012-09-30 12:09:43 PM
He should've gave her tree fiddy!

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2012-09-30 12:09:59 PM
Hmmm....

i.dailymail.co.uk

Cutie

i.dailymail.co.uk

Horsie!
 
2012-09-30 12:14:41 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: look at her eyes. she's gay a tranny


FTFY
 
2012-09-30 12:15:25 PM

Mind the Gap: My first thought was that she was a Trill.


I always see:
epguides.com

/a little obscure
 
2012-09-30 12:20:45 PM
Fool + Money = Easily parted

Oh good, another iPhone thread.
 
2012-09-30 12:29:00 PM

Perducci: Fool + Money = Easily parted

Oh good, another iPhone thread.


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Oh, thank the Good Dude! I thought I was the only one here.
 
2012-09-30 12:33:33 PM
If a dude that looks like that got it wet for only 20,000 Pounds, I wouldn't call him a fool!

i1255.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-30 12:37:23 PM
British Paul Fitzpatrick, 56

Sweet Jebus. That dude is the same age as I am.
 
2012-09-30 12:41:48 PM
56? He could easily pass for 80.
 
2012-09-30 12:43:11 PM

Rich Cream: [epguides.com image 320x250]

/a little obscure


NOTHING IS OBSCURE ON FARK

/Gotta get my milk on.
 
2012-09-30 12:49:54 PM
tats on tits, big turnoff (for me)
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-30 12:55:47 PM

planes: 56? He could easily pass for 80.


who, the tranny?
 
2012-09-30 12:56:04 PM
Not bad for an 80 year old non-millionaire. Oh, 56?...
 
2012-09-30 12:56:42 PM

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: What made that old coot believe for a minute a young woman was attracted to him? Ego or something?


Lonely, desperate old (56*) man given the last chance in his life for companionship from a younger woman. I can't believe he didn't act rationally.
 
2012-09-30 01:06:48 PM

cig-mkr: tatsliverspots on tits, big turnoff (for me)


FTFSomebody, I'm sure.
 
2012-09-30 01:09:33 PM
He needs some salvation a la mode, and a cuppa tea.
 
2012-09-30 01:10:31 PM
If he's 56, I'm Bugs Bunny.
 
2012-09-30 01:15:18 PM
'Former soldier'

What the hell did they do to him? Where did he have to go that makes him look that old??
 
2012-09-30 01:17:22 PM

Sticky Hands: meh, ugly people problems.

 
2012-09-30 01:19:52 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: cig-mkr: tatsliverspots on tits, big turnoff (for me)

FTFSomebody, I'm sure.


offmymeds: BumpInTheNight: ZMugg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x785]

Are those things on her arm and hand tattoos, or a flesh-eating virus?

tattoo of a flesh eating virus?

Spotted dicks?

I was thinking liver spots, but she's too young for that.

If that guy's 56 then something's wrong here. I'm 58 and don't even look near as old as that guy. Personally I'd say he doesn't look a day over 70.

 
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