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(Courier Mail)   Miley Cyrus' fiance is getting angry because every time they have an argument she talks about it on Twitter. I'm sure the moment he marries her she'll stop doing it and be a perfectly normal wife   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 68
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2012-09-30 07:26:41 AM  
Dude.


Run.
 
2012-09-30 07:27:14 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-09-30 07:27:30 AM  
TFA mentioned it, she's 19, isn't this completely expected?
 
2012-09-30 07:31:10 AM  
Miley Cyrus. Twitter. OK, I've read enough.
 
2012-09-30 07:37:02 AM  
White trash with money people problems.
 
2012-09-30 07:38:25 AM  
All I ever do when you greenlight her is google/fap
 
2012-09-30 07:40:48 AM  
Done in one.
 
2012-09-30 07:42:35 AM  
swaymag.ca


Pretty much says it all, doesn't it.
 
2012-09-30 07:53:43 AM  

indarwinsshadow: [swaymag.ca image 408x346]


Pretty much says it all, doesn't it.


No...that's a black woman on a gurney...
 
2012-09-30 08:09:47 AM  
Tell her about it. Twice. She'll get some shiny new sunglasses out of the deal.
 
2012-09-30 08:23:28 AM  

crab66: Dude.

marry the idiot, get divorced and collect your millions, then

Run.

 
2012-09-30 08:32:00 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Shut up,Liam! Shut up!
 
2012-09-30 08:37:25 AM  
Really stretching to call any of those movies great.
My short reviews of the ones I've seen...

Blue Chips = Ok only because I finally saw good basketball sequences in a movie.
Orange County = Meh. Completely forgettable. Perfect 6/10 movie.
Battle: Los Angeles = Very good war scenes. If this was fighing against humans it would have been rated higher.
Smokin Aces = A complete piece of shiat movie. Everyone tried too hard to look cool and failed miserably.
Final Destination = Good movie with a great idea.
Fallen = Very good movie. Surprised it was so lowly rated.
 
2012-09-30 08:38:28 AM  

carnifex2005: Really stretching to call any of those movies great.
My short reviews of the ones I've seen...

Blue Chips = Ok only because I finally saw good basketball sequences in a movie.
Orange County = Meh. Completely forgettable. Perfect 6/10 movie.
Battle: Los Angeles = Very good war scenes. If this was fighing against humans it would have been rated higher.
Smokin Aces = A complete piece of shiat movie. Everyone tried too hard to look cool and failed miserably.
Final Destination = Good movie with a great idea.
Fallen = Very good movie. Surprised it was so lowly rated.


Oops. Maybe I should finally go to sleep.
 
2012-09-30 08:42:03 AM  

Dahnkster: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x799]

Shut up,Liam! Shut up!


Shame she cut that hair off..

//back to my bunk
 
2012-09-30 08:43:31 AM  
PREDICTION: Within ten years she will be either (A) an even more spectacular Lohan-esque train wreck, or (B) the star of a reality show on E!, assuming of course she's not (C) dead. The simple fact here is that you cannot - CAN NOT - ever let a child know that he or she is worth a half billion dollars and is going to get it some day. No parent or family will ever be grounded enough to insure a child's mental security and survival after that. And when it's all over, the worst part will be watching the hangers-on come out of the woodwork to say what a shame it was and how they knew it was going to happen...
 
2012-09-30 09:00:45 AM  
www.warrenhenke.com

You can't take the trailer park out of the girl
 
2012-09-30 09:10:26 AM  
She has daddy issues.
Just spank her for this bad behavor and she's gonna come round.
 
2012-09-30 09:12:05 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-30 09:18:07 AM  

delathi: TFA mentioned it, she's 19, isn't this completely expected?


She is too young to have learned that you never tell everybody who will listen about the problems in your relationship because some other person will take that information and use it to take your SO away from you.
 
2012-09-30 09:36:32 AM  

Dahnkster: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x799]

Shut up,Liam! Shut up!


That dreamcatcher tattoo just makes me a little sad. I don't know why people do that to themselves.

/ I sound old
 
2012-09-30 09:38:26 AM  

Forbidden Doughnut: Dahnkster: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x799]

Shut up,Liam! Shut up!

That dreamcatcher tattoo just makes me a little sad. I don't know why people do that to themselves.

/ I sound old


Because it shows that she is deep and knows stuff.
 
2012-09-30 09:40:39 AM  

Forbidden Doughnut: Dahnkster: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x799]

Shut up,Liam! Shut up!

That dreamcatcher tattoo just makes me a little sad. I don't know why people do that to themselves.

/ I sound old


Yeah, well, her daddy likes it.
 
2012-09-30 10:04:37 AM  
Over/under for husbands in her lifetime is officially 4

I'm going with over.
 
2012-09-30 10:24:35 AM  

Dahnkster: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x799]

Shut up,Liam! Shut up!


For some reason, I'm left with the impression she smells like stale cigarettes, vegetable soup and pee. Damned synesthesia.
 
2012-09-30 10:37:48 AM  
This just in: Making a teenage girl rich doesn't make her stop being a teenage girl. Ric Romero has more at 11.
 
2012-09-30 10:55:13 AM  

AtlanticCoast63: PREDICTION: Within ten years she will be either (A) an even more spectacular Lohan-esque train wreck, or (B) the star of a reality show on E!, assuming of course she's not (C) dead. The simple fact here is that you cannot - CAN NOT - ever let a child know that he or she is worth a half billion dollars and is going to get it some day. No parent or family will ever be grounded enough to insure a child's mental security and survival after that. And when it's all over, the worst part will be watching the hangers-on come out of the woodwork to say what a shame it was and how they knew it was going to happen...


What about Britney Spears? Sure, she had her psychotic meltdown a few years back but since then, she's been pretty hinged and normal after she finally got her needed meds and legal guardianship.
 
2012-09-30 10:55:19 AM  
 
2012-09-30 11:05:27 AM  
If you like women and you don't want to do hot, naked, sweaty things with Ms. Cyrus, then your libido is dead.
media.heavy.com
media.heavy.com
www.hollywoodtuna.com
/Miley, Liam's no good for you. Call me.
 
2012-09-30 11:09:11 AM  
Shut up,Liam! Shut up!

All Hail the new Queen of the Side Boob!
 
2012-09-30 11:12:53 AM  
Face wise? YUCK! He is WAY out of her league looks wise. He is marrying her for the money.
 
2012-09-30 11:13:18 AM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: If you like women and you don't want to do hot, naked, sweaty things with Ms. Cyrus, then your libido is dead.
[media.heavy.com image 640x681]
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[www.hollywoodtuna.com image 850x1168]
/Miley, Liam's no good for you. Call me.



And then you get married and all of that stops.
 
2012-09-30 11:16:02 AM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: If you like women and you don't want to do hot, naked, sweaty things with Ms. Cyrus, then your libido is dead.
[media.heavy.com image 640x681]
[media.heavy.com image 578x640]
[www.hollywoodtuna.com image 850x1168]
/Miley, Liam's no good for you. Call me.


As someone who has stuck their dick in crazy, all I can say is "She's all yours". I don't miss the midnight screaming, tv remote throwing and the suicide attempts.......all because I hung out with a friend to watch football. I like my life peaceful.
 
2012-09-30 11:16:35 AM  
Liam should ask himself What Would (my bro) Thor Do? And then run away from this train wreck.
 
2012-09-30 11:29:26 AM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: AtlanticCoast63: PREDICTION: Within ten years she will be either (A) an even more spectacular Lohan-esque train wreck, or (B) the star of a reality show on E!, assuming of course she's not (C) dead. The simple fact here is that you cannot - CAN NOT - ever let a child know that he or she is worth a half billion dollars and is going to get it some day. No parent or family will ever be grounded enough to insure a child's mental security and survival after that. And when it's all over, the worst part will be watching the hangers-on come out of the woodwork to say what a shame it was and how they knew it was going to happen...

What about Britney Spears? Sure, she had her psychotic meltdown a few years back but since then, she's been pretty hinged and normal after she finally got her needed meds and legal guardianship.


The difference between Britney and Lindsay Lohan/Miley Cyrus/Amanda Bynes is that Britney has a family that cares about her.
 
2012-09-30 11:37:50 AM  
I don't know much about this girl, but I was changing channels the other day and came across some movie she was in with Greg Kinnear...I watched a few minutes of it, and I realized three things:

1. Her acting ability is nil. Seriously, she's awful.

2. WTH is up with her voice? Sure, some women have deeper voices, but she doesn't have a "sultry" type of voice - she sounds like she's been chain smoking since she was conceived.

3. She'll be dead before 30.
 
2012-09-30 11:44:49 AM  
I feel so farking bad for Liam Hemsworth. RUN DUDE, WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
 
2012-09-30 12:02:17 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: If you like women and you don't want to do hot, naked, sweaty things with Ms. Cyrus, then your libido is dead.
[media.heavy.com image 640x681]
[media.heavy.com image 578x640]
[www.hollywoodtuna.com image 850x1168]
/Miley, Liam's no good for you. Call me.


The things I would do for that woman are not fit for the internet.
 
2012-09-30 12:03:21 PM  
To that woman...to...to...

Goddamn Fark changes. Preview check box is not there anymore. Too lazy to keep clicking Preview then Add comment.
 
2012-09-30 12:04:30 PM  

TheSelphie: I feel so farking bad for Liam Hemsworth. RUN DUDE, WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!



WHAT? He's farking a young, beautiful mega-rich single girl. When he gets tired of farking her he'll stop and move on.

What could possibly be bad about that?
 
2012-09-30 12:05:43 PM  

SithLord: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: If you like women and you don't want to do hot, naked, sweaty things with Ms. Cyrus, then your libido is dead.
[media.heavy.com image 640x681]
[media.heavy.com image 578x640]
[www.hollywoodtuna.com image 850x1168]
/Miley, Liam's no good for you. Call me.

The things I would do for that woman are not fit for the internet.


So noted, Billy Ray.
 
2012-09-30 12:05:53 PM  

jmr61: TheSelphie: I feel so farking bad for Liam Hemsworth. RUN DUDE, WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!


WHAT? He's farking a young, beautiful mega-rich single girl. When he gets tired of farking her he'll stop and move on.

What could possibly be bad about that?


The longer he sticks with it, the harder she's going to flip when he does leave.
 
2012-09-30 12:10:53 PM  
Come on man, grow up. Just have sex with her for a bit longer and then dump her. Don't marry the 19 year old, I don't care how attractive she is.
 
2012-09-30 12:19:48 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: jmr61: TheSelphie: I feel so farking bad for Liam Hemsworth. RUN DUDE, WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!


WHAT? He's farking a young, beautiful mega-rich single girl. When he gets tired of farking her he'll stop and move on.

What could possibly be bad about that?

The longer he sticks with it, the harder she's going to flip when he does leave.



Who the hell cares? She's certainly too narcissistic to do anything to him that would get her thrown in jail so what's the worst she could do? Say he stinks in bed? Post pictures of his dick? He's a movie star, all publicity is good.

I'd marry her and get the best possible prenup that I could and walk away when the time came.
 
2012-09-30 12:23:08 PM  
I still remember the day when my uncle (like 6 years ago, I guess) told me my baby cousin was obsessed with some TV show about a girl named Hannah Montana. I looked at him like he was crazy, and said that sounded like something you would name a stripper.

He was not amused. I still am.

/countdown till she does full topless in a movie to try to stay famous
 
2012-09-30 12:26:17 PM  
How is this odd behavior? The internet's filled with people who write about their relationships and daily lives on twitter/facebook/tumblr/photobucket/any-other-damn-site-you-can-think- of-with-a-comment/post-function. I'm no fan, but jumping on this, specifically, as evidence that Ms. Cyrus is going to pull a Lohan seems pretty ridiculous. The internet exists, it changed how people communicate, and that changed the dynamics of your average relationship; stop yelling for juveniles to get off your lawn and deal with it.

Also, thanks for pics; I haven't seen a good pic-thread here in awhile, but this will do.
 
2012-09-30 12:32:57 PM  
Also,

"He think she's acting like an immature schoolgirl, and he wants her to get off Twitter completely."

fark him and his condescending, controlling chauvinist-ass. Who the hell is he to tell any girl he dates, let alone his gravy train, what she can and can't do with her time, money, and feelings? If she wants to talk to her fans about it that's her business. Hell, if anything he should be happy about it; fan-service like that deludes people into thinking they have so sort of bond with the celeb in question and increases the likelihood they'll buy whatever chitzy crap she slaps her name on. Eh, the whole hullabaloo's probably a pr stunt anyway.
 
2012-09-30 12:39:27 PM  

Heron: How is this odd behavior? The internet's filled with people who write about their relationships and daily lives on twitter/facebook/tumblr/photobucket/any-other-damn-site-you-can-think- of-with-a-comment/post-function. I'm no fan, but jumping on this, specifically, as evidence that Ms. Cyrus is going to pull a Lohan seems pretty ridiculous. The internet exists, it changed how people communicate, and that changed the dynamics of your average relationship; stop yelling for juveniles to get off your lawn and deal with it.

Also, thanks for pics; I haven't seen a good pic-thread here in awhile, but this will do.


While you're right that her behavior isn't considered odd, it is shiatty. Most normal people that aren't attention whores don't want their private lives aired out for everyone to see.

Heron: fark him and his condescending, controlling chauvinist-ass. Who the hell is he to tell any girl he dates, let alone his gravy train, what she can and can't do with her time, money, and feelings?


So it's not ok for him to not want his personal life splashed all over the internet and he should feel bad for it?

Issues, you have them.
 
2012-09-30 12:45:19 PM  

rickycal78: So it's not ok for him to not want his personal life splashed all over the internet and he should feel bad for it?

Issues, you have them.


There's a big difference between, "I don't like it when you post stuff about me on Twitter, I want you to stop that" and "I want you off of Twitter completely." If he's actually trying to get her to get off of Twitter completely, as the article states, then he's being a controlling dick-bag.
 
2012-09-30 12:53:46 PM  
Prediction:
When they eventually break up, she tweets "And you know what? My father's dick was like TWICE as big as his."
 
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