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(ESPN)   Can the Seahawks keep winning without the scab refs? Will the undefeated Cardinals keep their perfect record intact? Will the Packers take their Monday Night frustrations out on the Aints? It's NFL Week 4, games begin at 1 PM on CBS and Fox   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 4845
    More: Interesting, Aints, Seahawks, Cardinals, Green Bay, CBS, Mike Tirico, Jon Gruden, Michael Boldin  
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2012-09-30 02:02:57 PM  
Sack lunch for Mr. Sanchez. Punting time for the Jets.
 
2012-09-30 02:03:03 PM  

neuroflare: RminusQ: neuroflare: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: neuroflare: Don't the Simpsons usually wait for halloween for the season premier? What gives?

A. FOX gave them a heads up before the World Series
B. Halloween special is next week.

I thought they usually did the Halloween special the first Sunday after Halloween? I always thought it'd be better to do it before Halloween instead of after it was over, though. That being said, Treehouse of Horror is always my favoritest. The Shinning was the best ever.

Urge to kill rising...

C'mon children, Oder's still with us. I'd say there's a little Oder in all of us. In fact, you could even say we ate Oder, and he's in our stomachs right now!

Wait, scratch that last one.

weren't those aired the same year, same with the raven?


Looking it up, they were the same year, along with the Butterfly Effect parody (with the Re-Neducation centers).
 
2012-09-30 02:03:04 PM  
Sackchez!
 
2012-09-30 02:03:20 PM  

picodenico: rickythepenguin: uhhh.....what?

Tebow played all last season in the NFL. He made one of the most improbably TD passes in postseason history.

neuroflare: Backup QB for the Niners. Probably benefitted no single person in fantasy football.

Ahhh. Why is he playing?


So Harbaugh can show Ryan how to use two QBs? I'm not really sure.
 
2012-09-30 02:03:21 PM  

Harv72b: "All work and no play makes Homer something something."

"Go crazy?"

"Don't mind if I do!"



Dammit you guys, now I wanna go watch this. But there are two... count'em TWO football games on AND the Rangers are playing AND I'm talkin to you guys. I don't have time for this!
 
2012-09-30 02:03:25 PM  

rickythepenguin: I'm not fully functinal today. i've been up since 3 with stomach issues.


Hope you feel better, kill the bug with booze.
 
2012-09-30 02:03:31 PM  

steamingpile: Incorrigible Astronaut: AliceBToklasLives: Incorrigible Astronaut: Well... at least I have the season premiere of Dexter to look forward to tonight.

Ooh, will the non-serial-killer-ish-creepiness continue?

/trying not spoil
//but hope this season's better than last

Same. The last two seasons have been awful, and the only reason I'm watching tonight is because (without being spoilery) we had the plot do what should've happened years ago.

You can't spoil it, they have it in their promo, my Weeners was "oh she knows now?"

Haven't watched since lithgows season, they really underused him.


They really wasted Lithgow + even more so Olmos last season (or maybe he just wasn't that good).

/Some might be spoiled who (like myself) wait to watch the whole thing on DVD
//cause I'm like 100 years old
///I'm not sure Sanchez/Tebow is a better quarterback than Sanchez
 
2012-09-30 02:03:41 PM  
"The ol' muddle-huddle."
 
2012-09-30 02:04:17 PM  

Captain Steroid: And DOWN goes Sanchez!


NACHO! I'm giving you a new nickname: Walking Taco! Cause you just got sacked!
 
2012-09-30 02:04:52 PM  
GORE GORE GORE!
 
2012-09-30 02:04:58 PM  

rickythepenguin: knbber2: Tebow completed the pass and then it was a fumble. What do you mean his "first pass in the NFL"? He had a really nice one last year in a playoff game in overtime.


oh. then i blaemt he announcers because they said it a couple times on the telecast. I'm not fully functinal today. i've been up since 3 with stomach issues.

if i was an NFL Player, the injury report would be


"ARIZONA CARDINALS / R. PENGUIN: QUESTIONABLE (BUBBLEGUTS)


Immodium, that is all.
 
2012-09-30 02:05:00 PM  
FG Chargers. 20-0.

/Damnit
 
2012-09-30 02:05:11 PM  

knbber2: rickythepenguin: I'm not fully functinal today. i've been up since 3 with stomach issues.

Hope you feel better, kill the bug with booze.


There was a time when every human ailment was treatable by some combination of alcohol and leeches, and our species survived just fine.
 
2012-09-30 02:05:24 PM  

Tarheel_Madness: I'm a little late, but LET'S GO RAMMMMMSSSS!!!!!!


Guys, GUYS could it be? A Rams fan in the wild?
 
2012-09-30 02:05:30 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Well, The Doctor has already spoiled the season for us:

[i.imgur.com image 850x477]


I did not catch that... now I love Doctor Who even more!

/Not gonna happen unless the Lions start to live up to their hype.
//Someone get Stafford his 2011 contact lenses - his 2012 lenses are a bit fuzzy...
 
2012-09-30 02:05:36 PM  
Hasselbeck, beck again.

Matt is back, Tell your friends.
 
2012-09-30 02:05:53 PM  
Titans show signs of life
 
2012-09-30 02:05:55 PM  
Damn. Rams in the Red Zone.
 
2012-09-30 02:06:03 PM  
Vikings just got penalized for a sound tackle
 
2012-09-30 02:06:04 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: FG Chargers. 20-0.

/Damnit


I should have gone chargers for my eliminator pick...
 
2012-09-30 02:06:05 PM  

eddievercetti: GORE GORE GORE!


GORE cutback in three holes.

/horror movie?
 
2012-09-30 02:06:14 PM  
Wait, they let Mike Martz do analysis for a Rams game? Will he even understand when Bradford hands the ball to the running back?
 
2012-09-30 02:06:23 PM  

picodenico: Tebow played all last season in the NFL. He made one of the most improbably TD passes in postseason history.



oh shiat that's righ....well the color guys said it.

i probably misheard because they probably meant first pass of THE GAME. sorry. i'm not quite awake yet.


COLIN KAPERNICK IN FOR THE 49ERS


I so badly want to make Third Reich joke on jets player COPLES but....yeahh....
 
2012-09-30 02:06:41 PM  

Di Atribe: Tarheel_Madness: I'm a little late, but LET'S GO RAMMMMMSSSS!!!!!!

Guys, GUYS could it be? A Rams fan in the wild?


It's probably just swamp gas reflecting light off the planet Venus. :P
 
2012-09-30 02:06:50 PM  
That's a weak personal foul call. NO TACKLING.
 
2012-09-30 02:06:57 PM  
Punt for the Falcons, the Hypester lucky he's not at 33.3.
 
2012-09-30 02:07:09 PM  
Make sure you don't tackle somebody by throwing them to the ground. You'll get penalized.
 
2012-09-30 02:07:26 PM  
Sackford.
 
2012-09-30 02:07:36 PM  
Carolina at their 17 after some asshattery by the returner.
 
2012-09-30 02:07:37 PM  
"What is that, 22 years now for the Simpsons?" - Daryl Johnston

[sigh] I remember when it really was weekly appointment TV for my family and I.
 
2012-09-30 02:07:54 PM  

RminusQ: Looking it up, they were the same year, along with the Butterfly Effect parody (with the Re-Neducation centers).


The Butterfly Effect came out 10 years after.
 
2012-09-30 02:08:00 PM  
Jamaal Charles fumble x2!
 
2012-09-30 02:08:06 PM  
SMITH DARGON FAIL DEUX
 
2012-09-30 02:08:20 PM  
Meh... I can go either way on that call. WWE slam is a bit over the top, but I didn't hear a whistle and he was still in bounds, so I'm not sure it should be unnecessary roughness.

/Go Lions!
 
2012-09-30 02:08:22 PM  
Alex Smith is doing a poor job at channeling the ghost of Joe Montana. -_-
 
2012-09-30 02:08:47 PM  

davidphogan: RminusQ: Looking it up, they were the same year, along with the Butterfly Effect parody (with the Re-Neducation centers).

The Butterfly Effect came out 10 years after.


Wasn't that a Sound of Thunder spoof before the shaitty movie?
 
2012-09-30 02:08:49 PM  

davidphogan: RminusQ: Looking it up, they were the same year, along with the Butterfly Effect parody (with the Re-Neducation centers).

The Butterfly Effect came out 10 years after.


Parody of the concept, not the movie itself.
 
2012-09-30 02:08:55 PM  
Wide Left! HAHAHA
 
2012-09-30 02:09:01 PM  
That puts Mr. 300 all-purpose yards last week at -3.3 points in standard Yahoo FF scoring :-(
 
2012-09-30 02:09:06 PM  
NE FGA is off.
 
2012-09-30 02:09:13 PM  

RminusQ: "What is that, 22 years now for the Simpsons?" - Daryl Johnston

[sigh] I remember when it really was weekly appointment TV for my family and I.


Is it sad that the Simpsons has become Krusty the Klown in their own way?

And Belichick is going to use Force Lightning to kill off Gostkowski.
 
2012-09-30 02:09:14 PM  

nvmac: eddievercetti: GORE GORE GORE!

GORE cutback in three holes.

/horror movie?


i171.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-30 02:09:20 PM  
The other -kowski shanks a FG in Buffalo, still 7-7
 
2012-09-30 02:09:23 PM  
Pats FG Fail Deux
 
2012-09-30 02:09:38 PM  
And the Jets get the ball at midfield.

Horrible punt by the Niners. :-(
 
2012-09-30 02:09:42 PM  
Jamaal Charles, working on a non-QB Jake.
 
2012-09-30 02:09:43 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Wait, they let Mike Martz do analysis for a Rams game? Will he even understand when Bradford hands the ball to the running back?



that's funny.

'THE PROBLEM WITH THE RAMS OFFENSE IS THEY AREN'T USING ENOUGH 13-STEP DROPBACKS AND THE QB ISN'T CHECKING OFF THE RECEIVERS INT HE EXACT ORDER I'M TELLING HIM TO."
 
2012-09-30 02:09:49 PM  

Captain Steroid: Alex Smith is doing a poor job at channeling the ghost of Joe Montana. -_-


Tragically funny, you are.
 
2012-09-30 02:09:50 PM  
Holy crap Chargers. Why couldn't you guys have played defense like this last week?
 
2012-09-30 02:09:59 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: nvmac: eddievercetti: GORE GORE GORE!

GORE cutback in three holes.

/horror movie?

[i171.photobucket.com image 385x500]


GWAR RULES ANTARCTICA!!!
 
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