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(Fark)   In the spirit of Random McErics already classic "Dynamite Monkey", photoshop other "more lethal" animals   (fark.com ) divider line
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2003-11-26 05:07:54 PM  
Oh my god. Wow. I feel so honored. I'm really overwhelmed by the response that silly little picture has gotten me. Thank you.

Obviously, I'll have to be just a spectator for this contest.
 
2003-11-26 05:08:55 PM  
Oh no you don't. Get cracking, lazy boy!
 
2003-11-26 06:25:31 PM  
What Peteykins just said! Break out the pixel wrench, Adobe Boy! :o)
 
2003-11-26 06:35:40 PM  
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My first ever photoshop entry. Please forgive the basic ugliness of it.
 
2003-11-26 06:38:20 PM  
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2003-11-26 06:43:57 PM  
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2003-11-26 06:58:30 PM  
Presenting...the houndeye snow owl.

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They're even kinda cute in Half-Life
 
2003-11-26 07:04:24 PM  
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The ever-deadly Claymore Coyote.
 
2003-11-26 07:14:27 PM  
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Beware the dogs of war
 
2003-11-26 08:37:05 PM  
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Fear the PMSin' Bushbaby.
 
2003-11-26 10:28:24 PM  
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2003-11-26 11:18:23 PM  
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2003-11-26 11:28:02 PM  
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Hyper Intelligent Orenthal Gorilla!!!!
 
2003-11-27 12:02:05 AM  
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2003-11-27 01:04:25 AM  
Hopefully this isn't too small! I promise they will get better and funnier!
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2003-11-27 04:50:40 AM  
Oh dear... first it was dynamite monkeys, now urinal weasels...

Good job, Dr.
 
2003-11-27 04:52:46 AM  
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Don't mess with Samurai Iguanas -- the spines aren't the only things that are sharp.
 
2003-11-27 06:18:04 AM  
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2003-11-27 07:13:05 AM  
Urinal weasels-HA! Love it! Great work Dr.
Random:
Looks like there's some serious taunting of the D.M. here. We're waiting...
 
2003-11-27 08:10:38 AM  
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2003-11-27 09:03:06 AM  
Aww that's precious, reallystupid. In a disturbing way.
 
2003-11-27 11:03:39 AM  
Cola finally likes one of my Photoshops, yippee ;)
Thank you
 
2003-11-27 11:52:55 AM  
Dr. Mengele - The urinal weasels are farking priceless! I love them. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

PurityControl - Like I said at the top, I'm staying out of this one. Dynamite Monkey was a fluke. No way could I repeat that one, and if I tried to force something I'm sure it would be very disappointing.
 
2003-11-27 01:41:19 PM  
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BEWARE THE DUCK-BONK KITTY!
 
2003-11-27 03:56:57 PM  
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At no time were dog and gun actually together during creation of this image.
 
2003-11-27 04:15:46 PM  
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2003-11-27 08:20:47 PM  
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2003-11-27 09:06:44 PM  
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2003-11-27 10:16:21 PM  
Curious george... lol
 
2003-11-27 11:41:13 PM  
Thanks! As a PS hack (and I don't even use Photoshop), I appreciate the compliments... especially when I see some of the talent displayed here.

Without naming names, I can see I have a lot to learn (and to motivate me).
 
2003-11-28 12:19:40 AM  
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2003-11-28 01:36:23 AM  
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Pete: 1,2,3,4,5 new ones. NOW can I have one?

Billy Peltzer: I don't know, Pete.

Pete: Look at this one, he has a funny stripe on his head.
 
2003-11-28 09:34:29 AM  
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2003-11-28 12:02:19 PM  
The Mixed-breed Tank Buster. Too close to P_H_S's for voting
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2003-11-28 05:36:15 PM  
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2003-11-28 06:31:37 PM  
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Thanks for posting the source earlier, Eeek!
 
2003-11-28 07:12:12 PM  
reddoghud

You didn't happen to be listening to some classic Oingo Boingo when making that one, did you?

Good job, anyway.
 
2003-11-28 07:16:21 PM  
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Look at the fwaffy lil bunny
 
2003-11-28 07:16:39 PM  
I prefer the X-15 Cruise Basalope

http://www.filelibrary.com:8080/cgi-bin/freedownload/Multi-Platform/h/​89/basal ope.gif
 
2003-11-28 07:17:54 PM  
Can someone post the original "dynamite monkey" please?
 
2003-11-28 07:27:16 PM  
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2003-11-28 07:28:44 PM  
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(A repeat, so no voting)
 
2003-11-28 07:32:38 PM  
Can someone post the original "dynamite monkey" please?

Check the original link.
 
2003-11-28 07:35:24 PM  
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2003-11-28 07:38:55 PM  
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2003-11-28 07:41:34 PM  
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Nothings scares The Cheat like a bear holding a shark...
 
2003-11-28 07:42:50 PM  
Gotta give the vote to Curious George. That's the funniest thing I've seen all week.
 
2003-11-28 07:42:56 PM  
Stoatbringer that's beautiful.
 
2003-11-28 07:46:31 PM  
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2003-11-28 07:48:35 PM  

(drat) Please delete previous.


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ClamMore

 
2003-11-28 07:57:21 PM  
Ok, not an animal, but I did it for another site and it seems to sorta go here. No voting, just sharing.
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2003-11-28 08:06:43 PM  
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2003-11-28 08:08:57 PM  
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The treacherous Baby Rattlesnake (Crotelus infantus)
 
2003-11-28 08:10:55 PM  
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I don't know why, but I've got a thing for photoshopping glory holes (Safe for Work).
 
2003-11-28 08:12:34 PM  
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2003-11-28 08:18:49 PM  
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Islambic Jiha-a-a-a-a-ad.
 
2003-11-28 08:27:36 PM  
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Carpet Bombing Rabbit
 
2003-11-28 08:28:06 PM  
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Rumble Strip Porcupines
 
2003-11-28 08:28:16 PM  
Islambic jih-aaaaa-d might be the funniest farking thing I've ever seen.
 
2003-11-28 08:28:43 PM  
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The idea of any animal with a straight razor generally scares the crap out of me.
 
2003-11-28 08:47:05 PM  
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BEWARE!!! the viscious venom of the Trouser snakes.
 
2003-11-28 08:57:14 PM  
SlyeI'm going to release them...
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..voting enabled because there are no original thoughts.
 
2003-11-28 09:00:14 PM  
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A vote for me is a pity vote for a crappy PSer :)
 
2003-11-28 09:11:06 PM  
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2003-11-28 09:20:55 PM  
Random McEric's dynamite monkey made me laugh a lot harder than any of these did- All your base are belong to the dynamite monkey.... but this was a damn fine PS contest, and i commend you for the efforts.

/snickers at duck-bonk kitty...
 
2003-11-28 09:23:43 PM  
peteykins i think i just shat myself
 
2003-11-28 09:27:28 PM  
ClamMore. Get it ??? CLAMMORE. Get it now ??

(i'm dyin' here )
 
2003-11-28 09:30:25 PM  
cranberryzero


THE best PS I've seen in long time. SOOOO Funny
 
2003-11-28 09:36:57 PM  
porlockian

Nice job!
 
2003-11-28 09:48:27 PM  
Pound for pound, best photoshop I've seen on Fark.

Reallystupid gets my vote for being so gosh-darn cute.
 
2003-11-28 09:48:58 PM  
merrileewegoalong: WTC 9/11 images are frowned upon. Thank you.
 
2003-11-28 10:05:39 PM  
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Armordillo
 
2003-11-28 10:08:43 PM  
I see a Curious George ahead of me eh. LOL
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2003-11-28 10:14:35 PM  
Date rape donkey!!!

awesome cran...
 
2003-11-28 10:15:24 PM  
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2003-11-28 10:20:03 PM  
What? No sharks with frickin' laser beams?...

My vote goes to date-rape donkey. That's funny shiat, yo.
 
2003-11-28 10:26:03 PM  
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2003-11-28 10:30:08 PM  
The Gloryhole Gorilla KILLED me. There is some definite Darwinist-poetry in a large primate eliminating the moron from the gene pool who tries the glory hole.
 
2003-11-28 10:30:15 PM  
... can't pee, urinal weasels will get me ... can't pee, urinal weasels will get me ... can't pee, urinal weasels will get me ...
 
2003-11-28 10:47:28 PM  
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2003-11-28 10:53:10 PM  
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2003-11-28 11:09:16 PM  
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2003-11-28 11:16:28 PM  
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2003-11-28 11:22:46 PM  
reddoghud

that looks like a komono dragon to me...
 
2003-11-28 11:27:35 PM  
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2003-11-28 11:31:24 PM  
Darkjohnson
That would be one of the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

If so great Simpson ref. Rofl
 
2003-11-28 11:52:44 PM  
I couldnt remember where the dog with bee's ref. came from.
 
2003-11-28 11:57:45 PM  
anctreker yeah Slye had a similar one up, sort of set the stage for mine. Guess the mods extracted it.

Total Simpsons reference...maybe I'll update the image.

dj
 
2003-11-29 12:01:30 AM  
WTC / 911 images frowned upon?

am i the only one here who remembers a few photoshop contests that were based almost soley on related imagery?

not that it isn't understandable to frown on such things.. it's just.. a tad late to be saying that.

enh... anyhow.
 
2003-11-29 12:04:18 AM  
funny stuff guys. The wesels were cool. Some good ideas and all caz of Randoms monkey...heheh I'll just stop there. Good job guys,now i can sleep and dream of fuzzy cute little animals trying to kill me. =)
 
2003-11-29 12:16:39 AM  
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Quick 'n dirty ( not to mention a bit obscure ).
 
2003-11-29 12:22:58 AM  
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Electric veal
 
2003-11-29 12:23:36 AM  
Spumco, yours will give me nightmares. Thanks!
 
2003-11-29 01:01:21 AM  
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The equally lethal firecracker lemur.

Ok, ok..so he's not lethal. But he'll give you a good scare. maybe.
 
2003-11-29 01:12:11 AM  
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/got nuthin
 
2003-11-29 02:02:35 AM  
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2003-11-29 02:07:29 AM  
Awwwwwwwwwww... Suicide lamb. Who knew terror could be so cute?
 
2003-11-29 02:19:12 AM  
rawpower30...

that is obviously a kimono dragon that reddog pictured...

posting bad puns and going to bed...
 
2003-11-29 02:44:54 AM  
Come on, where's the bear holding a shark at?
 
2003-11-29 03:00:46 AM  
Ah....and not one Ackbar or NutsSquirrel in sight...darn it....oh well, on to the boobies ^_^
 
2003-11-29 04:22:22 AM  
Wizardx,

No, but good call! Thanks!
 
2003-11-29 05:11:06 AM  
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...but who's the dangerous animal?
 
2003-11-29 05:22:15 AM  
Spumco - Oh dear lord, a mental image like that will bring an abrubt halt to months worth of fun-filled evenings.
 
2003-11-29 06:21:51 AM  
Gotta LUUUVVV the Dynamite Monkey...

but beagle puppies with grenades are just so cute.

(And the feral chihuahua's eyes are a nice touch.)
 
2003-11-29 08:01:43 AM  
Nice, all of you.

Caknuck, shouldn't that be "Baby-rattle Snake"? :) Great PS, man.
 
2003-11-29 09:49:13 AM  
Spumco that was wrong. I blame you for any illegitimate children I may have due to fear of condom spiders
 
2003-11-29 11:01:21 AM  
reallystupid

That's actually kinda' cute.

scot_baio

LoL, Mr. Winklehead? But he looks so harmless! I never would have thought he would be wanted as a terriorist. :)
 
2003-11-29 11:05:43 AM  
theamazingwally - What is that sitting in the tank?
 
2003-11-29 11:47:04 AM  
For a while there, I had tears streaming down my face from the laughter. Excellent work, o ye of little self-control.
 
2003-11-29 12:15:29 PM  
Girly Girl occasionally even Fark need a touch of cuteness. Even if the cuteness is holding a grenade in its mouth.
 
2003-11-29 01:03:38 PM  
Late:

The Blind Seeing-Eye Dog:

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(FYI -- do NOT do a GIS for "manhole.")
 
2003-11-29 04:45:03 PM  
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"We cut joo mayne!"
 
2003-11-29 09:27:59 PM  
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doga'-doga'
 
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