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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Pumpkin weighing 1,843.5 pounds sets world record. Good gourd   (wmur.com) divider line 41
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2012-09-29 08:42:42 PM
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meh
 
2012-09-29 08:45:39 PM
Linus IS impressed.
 
2012-09-29 08:47:30 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-09-29 08:48:18 PM
I'll stick to my five pound bronze crooknecks, thanks. They're delicious.

This is like admiring a woman for gaining 800 pounds.
 
2012-09-29 08:49:04 PM
I was going post a pic that looks a lot like that, but I'm just gonna not after thinking about it.
 
2012-09-29 08:50:06 PM
Calm down, everyone. It's just Kim Dotcom's Halloween getup.
 
2012-09-29 08:50:53 PM
www.fivecentsplease.org

btw, I highly recommend a GIS search for "genocidal pumpkin".
 
2012-09-29 08:52:50 PM
Came for Amazing Stories reference, leaving very disappointed.
 
2012-09-29 08:53:40 PM

WMittensRomney: btw, I highly recommend a GIS search for "genocidal pumpkin".


Aww, you didn't tell me you were gonna kill it!
 
2012-09-29 08:53:54 PM
2009-pound pumpkin the next day at the Topsfield Fair:

www.telegram.com/article/20120929/NEWS/120929459/1052
 
2012-09-29 08:56:31 PM
i331.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-29 08:57:10 PM
They pump fluids into those huge pumpkins. I would love to see the largest non-juiced pumpkin.
 
2012-09-29 08:59:08 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com"

/had to make it
 
2012-09-29 09:00:06 PM
So close, Subby. Should have gone with EHRMAGOURD.
 
2012-09-29 09:01:58 PM

Fear the Clam: 2009-pound pumpkin the next day at the Topsfield Fair:

www.telegram.com/article/20120929/NEWS/120929459/1052


Why was the link to the 1843 lb pumpkin greened when the Topsfield weigh-off was 24 hours ago?

Old pumpkin news is old.
 
2012-09-29 09:02:47 PM
I read the headline in Coach Z's voice.
 
2012-09-29 09:06:18 PM
That looks like my mother-in-law!

/I'm here all week.
 
2012-09-29 09:08:16 PM
...good gourd, Ya'll. What is it good for?
 
2012-09-29 09:12:51 PM
How long is the growing season? Seems to me we're talking a pumpkin that on average has to put on roughly 10lbs per day to get to that weight. Which means much more than that toward the end since the first month or two it's small. That seems pretty weird.
 
2012-09-29 09:15:37 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: They pump fluids into those huge pumpkins. I would love to see the largest non-juiced pumpkin.


FTA:
""Certainly by mid-August you could tell, it was growing by 35 pounds a day," he said.""

Since most of a pumpkin is water weight, this thing was sucking up almost 5 gallons of water a day.

Are these super pumpkins hollow on the inside like a normal pumpkin, or are they solid?
 
2012-09-29 09:20:33 PM

LobsterSausage: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 400x400]"

/had to make it


Okay the lady in that pic looks like the Ass Tattoo lady. Is it?
 
2012-09-29 09:22:41 PM
Isn't that Honey Boo Boo's maternal egg chamber?
 
2012-09-29 09:27:26 PM

LobsterSausage: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 400x400]"

/had to make it



Hmm...should be 'permkerns'. Doesn't seem right if a syllable goes unaffected.
 
2012-09-29 09:28:19 PM
Are those things even edible?
 
2012-09-29 09:31:42 PM
i877.photobucket.com



Nice D_Evans45
 
2012-09-29 09:33:39 PM
I woke up with something like that years ago. That's why they call me lefty.
 
2012-09-29 09:34:13 PM

LobsterSausage: "

/had to make it


It's... So beautiful!!
 
2012-09-29 09:35:33 PM

vossiewulf: How long is the growing season? Seems to me we're talking a pumpkin that on average has to put on roughly 10lbs per day to get to that weight. Which means much more than that toward the end since the first month or two it's small. That seems pretty weird.


It's American.
 
2012-09-29 09:37:27 PM

dagnamit: ...good gourd, Ya'll. What is it good for?


HA!

/absolutely nothing
 
2012-09-29 09:51:24 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: They pump fluids into those huge pumpkins. I would love to see the largest non-juiced pumpkin.


Is that one of the tricks?

They seem to get bigger each year, and I don't see how they're pulling it off. Damn things shouldn't be that big.
 
2012-09-29 09:52:18 PM

LobsterSausage: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 400x400]"

/had to make it


LOOOL
 
2012-09-29 10:16:31 PM
Hagenhatesyouall

They seem to get bigger each year, and I don't see how they're pulling it off. Damn things shouldn't be that big.

I'm not saying it's aliens, but ...

home.earthlink.net

// pearoasted 'shoop
 
2012-09-29 11:13:04 PM
More important questions;

1. Are the seeds of "juiced" Pumpkins significantly larger than normal pumpkins?
2. If so how awesome would giant roasted pumpkin seeds be?
 
2012-09-29 11:56:47 PM

kiwimoogle84: LobsterSausage: "

/had to make it

It's... So beautiful!!


*clicks profile* Wow, she's purdy!...er...I mean, how YOU doin'?
 
2012-09-30 12:09:29 AM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-30 12:34:02 AM
Came for Jim Martin reference. It's here now.
 
2012-09-30 01:43:32 AM
Ok, Where's the photo of the huge black chick with the owl coming out of her camel toe. The great pumpkin resembles it.
 
2012-09-30 03:20:00 AM
www.wmur.com

To the last I grapple with thee;

From hell's heart, I stab at thee;

For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
 
2012-09-30 09:35:02 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

all pumpkins are racist.
 
2012-09-30 03:06:54 PM

Farxist Marxist: Ok, Where's the photo of the huge black chick with the owl coming out of her camel toe. The great pumpkin resembles it.


img96.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-30 04:38:50 PM
Excellent. Restores my trust in the arts.
 
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