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(Chron)   Thousands gather in Independence Mall to reclaim America for Christ. "I don't care what the ACLU says or any atheists say. This nation belongs to Jesus, and we're here today to reclaim his sovereignty" says keynote speaker Pat Robertson   (chron.com) divider line 316
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2012-09-29 07:11:05 PM
The founding fathers would have said otherwise. F*ck your revisionist history bullshiat.


Speakers throughout the day condemned abortion, gay marriage and population control as practiced by Planned Parenthood.

ZOMG ABORTIONS!

Well, birth control would help reduce the---

ZOMG BIRTH CONTROL!!!
 
2012-09-29 07:13:14 PM
And speaker Cindy Jacobs has blamed a mysterious Arkansas bird-kill last year on Obama's repeal of the policy known as "don't ask, don't tell," which allows gays and lesbians to serve openly in the military.

Say whaaaaat?
 
2012-09-29 07:21:41 PM
Did he advise the men in the audience to convert to Islam so they could beat their disobedient wives?
 
2012-09-29 07:25:54 PM

Dallymo: And speaker Cindy Jacobs has blamed a mysterious Arkansas bird-kill last year on Obama's repeal of the policy known as "don't ask, don't tell," which allows gays and lesbians to serve openly in the military.

Say whaaaaat?


Hey, if gays and abortion can cause hurricanes and 9/11, why not?
 
2012-09-29 07:27:25 PM
What does Jebus need with a mall?
 
2012-09-29 07:31:07 PM

GAT_00: What does Jebus need with a mall?


engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-29 07:38:24 PM
Religion really farks people's brains up. You go from decent and kind citizens to this.

Enjoy your now worthless lives, godbots.
 
2012-09-29 07:43:19 PM

Vodka Zombie: Religion really farks people's brains up. You go from decent and kind citizens to this.

Enjoy your now worthless lives, godbots.


And any religious people can easily be warped into this. It's why I distrust all religions and all the religious.
 
2012-09-29 07:51:28 PM
I guess Jesus Christ wasn't available for the keynote?
 
2012-09-29 08:00:29 PM

Relatively Obscure: I guess Jesus Christ wasn't available for the keynote?


He's been booked solid since 649 AD.
 
2012-09-29 08:01:40 PM

Dallymo: And speaker Cindy Jacobs has blamed a mysterious Arkansas bird-kill last year on Obama's repeal of the policy known as "don't ask, don't tell," which allows gays and lesbians to serve openly in the military.

Say whaaaaat?


These are some of the stupidest people on the planet. Their only saving grace is they haven't turned to violence en masse.
 
2012-09-29 08:06:37 PM
"This nation belongs to Jesus, and we're here today to reclaim his sovereignty"

I'm sure all of the Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, Sikhs, and Muslims will agree with that.

Also,

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-29 08:14:41 PM

dr_blasto: Dallymo: And speaker Cindy Jacobs has blamed a mysterious Arkansas bird-kill last year on Obama's repeal of the policy known as "don't ask, don't tell," which allows gays and lesbians to serve openly in the military.

Say whaaaaat?

These are some of the stupidest people on the planet. Their only saving grace is they haven't turned to violence en masse.


Which makes me wonder what it is exactly that separates them from al Qaeda suicide bombers. They certainly seem to be heading that way sometimes, don't they?
 
2012-09-29 08:21:27 PM
From another source:

She claimed that 2011 "historically was the worst year for weather-related disasters in our history, and I was mocked everywhere for that because they don't understand spiritual things." "We are going to have more weather disasters, it's going to come up worse and worse, it's not going to stop," Jacobs contended.

Wow, just wow...
 
2012-09-29 08:24:49 PM
And what did the Founding Fathers' main propaghandist say about the New Testament exactly? 

Oh yeah, something like this:

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-09-29 08:31:43 PM

Vodka Zombie: Which makes me wonder what it is exactly that separates them from al Qaeda suicide bombers. They certainly seem to be heading that way sometimes, don't they?


Soon, there won't be much difference. They're gonna start going on crusades again and stuff, and killing in the name of Jesus.
 
2012-09-29 08:32:24 PM
You want to see hysteria? Wait until after the election, if by chance the Democrats retake the House and keep the Senate. I'll bet you some TotalFark that within six weeks the talk-radio gang will be overtly suggesting that those 2nd Amendment solutions need to be exercised, and these psychopaths are going to be the foot soldiers and vest-wearers for the O'HanniBeckBaugh crew
 
2012-09-29 08:32:49 PM

Torgo_of_Manos: From another source:

She claimed that 2011 "historically was the worst year for weather-related disasters in our history, and I was mocked everywhere for that because they don't understand spiritual things." "We are going to have more weather disasters, it's going to come up worse and worse, it's not going to stop," Jacobs contended.

Wow, just wow...


The thing is this biatch is probably opposed to any effort to reverse global warming, which is probably the leading factor in the increase in severe weather.
 
2012-09-29 08:36:18 PM

Relatively Obscure: I guess Jesus Christ wasn't available for the keynote?


Probably out getting hammered
 
2012-09-29 08:37:07 PM
Why can't Jesus claim it himself? Why does he always need Republicans to come in and bail him out?
 
2012-09-29 08:41:46 PM

jake_lex: The thing is this biatch is probably opposed to any effort to reverse global warming, which is probably the leading factor in the increase in severe weather.


Why would she? She's got a good paying gig going.on.

God will smite you with bad weather... (what global warming?)
 
2012-09-29 08:45:05 PM
Well, at least they are open about their beliefs against freedom of religion and civil equality among American citizens and in their pro-theocracy stance.
 
2012-09-29 08:45:17 PM

SnakeLee: And what did the Founding Fathers' main propaghandist say about the New Testament exactly? 

Oh yeah, something like this:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 441x512]


HAH I've never seen that before. Awesome.
 
2012-09-29 08:45:49 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Relatively Obscure: I guess Jesus Christ wasn't available for the keynote?

Probably out getting hammered


Or nailed.
 
2012-09-29 08:45:59 PM
So you're saying he didn't try out his pot-legalization shtick on this crowd?
 
2012-09-29 08:47:36 PM

dahmers love zombie: You want to see hysteria? Wait until after the election, if by chance the Democrats retake the House and keep the Senate. I'll bet you some TotalFark that within six weeks the talk-radio gang will be overtly suggesting that those 2nd Amendment solutions need to be exercised, and these psychopaths are going to be the foot soldiers and vest-wearers for the O'HanniBeckBaugh crew


You know, I really hope I'm wrong, but some of these people are so far into their own alternate reality that the angry confusion and perceived helplessness they'll experience if Obama wins reelection is going to push some of people right off the deep end.
 
2012-09-29 08:50:22 PM
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2012-09-29 08:50:49 PM

Mentat: Why can't Jesus claim it himself? Why does he always need Republicans to come in and bail him out?


The same reason he needs a spaceship.
 
2012-09-29 08:52:49 PM

SilentStrider: Mentat: Why can't Jesus claim it himself? Why does he always need Republicans to come in and bail him out?

The same reason he needs a spaceship.


God needs the spaceship. Jesus is more of a co-pilot, if you will.
 
2012-09-29 09:00:24 PM
WTF is that first pic, Bashar?
 
2012-09-29 09:03:51 PM

ambassador_ahab: WTF is that first pic, Bashar?


Google Jon McNaughton
 
2012-09-29 09:05:37 PM

ambassador_ahab: WTF is that first pic, Bashar?


Jesus and his ragtag group of soldiers and Founding Fathers, bringing the holy word of the Constitution to the despair of activist judges and the mainstream media.
 
2012-09-29 09:05:54 PM

ambassador_ahab: WTF is that first pic, Bashar?


Not familiar with the patriotic stylings of McNaughton Fine Art? Stellar work.

Link
 
2012-09-29 09:06:16 PM
Wow, McNaughton is an awesome wingnut.
 
2012-09-29 09:07:17 PM
Bring it, biatches. I've been waiting for a good old fashioned civil war for FORTY FARKING YEARS!
 
2012-09-29 09:09:21 PM
I'm a born again Christian. I pray daily and thank God for my food and for the blessings of my wife and my child. But, I'm not going to ram my Bible down your throat if you have different beliefs. It's your life. It's your decision. I don't think it is my place to badger you about Jesus every chance I have.

People like the people in the article make me ashamed. They aren't teaching the way of Christ. They are promoting hate and bigotry. These kinds of Christians give the rest of us bad names.
 
2012-09-29 09:09:24 PM
Hi Jesus. Here's your country.

BTW, you might want to take up a collection, you owe $16 trillion...
 
2012-09-29 09:11:11 PM
Lay THIS on these morons:

2.bp.blogspot.com

/"DADT caused the bird kill"....walks away muttering sadly at the things I put up with for the First Amendment
 
2012-09-29 09:11:15 PM
Bless their little hearts.
 
2012-09-29 09:11:18 PM

ambassador_ahab: Wow, McNaughton is an awesome wingnut.


Even better...

pics.blameitonthevoices.com
 
2012-09-29 09:11:43 PM

dahmers love zombie: You want to see hysteria? Wait until after the election, if by chance the Democrats retake the House and keep the Senate. I'll bet you some TotalFark that within six weeks the talk-radio gang will be overtly suggesting that those 2nd Amendment solutions need to be exercised, and these psychopaths are going to be the foot soldiers and vest-wearers for the O'HanniBeckBaugh crew


I really hope that you are wrong, but.... I would not be surprised . Sigh
 
2012-09-29 09:12:21 PM
If it is "his" country, how come he lived, preached and died on the other farking side of the planet? That is, unless ol' Pat is embracing the Mormons' 'Jesus visited North America in the 3 days he was dead' story. Otherwise, Jesus had another country that was far more "his", and knew nothing about this place.
 
2012-09-29 09:12:22 PM

KingoftheCheese: People like the people in the article make me ashamed. They aren't teaching the way of Christ. They are promoting hate and bigotry. These kinds of Christians give the rest of us bad names.


People like you need to speak up more. The squeakiest wheel gets the grease, and the herpiest derp gets the media coverage.
 
2012-09-29 09:12:37 PM
He also shouted down a guy who was screaming about Obama being anti-abortion and when the guy wouldn't shut up he was surrounded by security which proceeded to pray for him until he gave up disgusted.

So yeah. G*d works in mysterious ways. Or would if zee existed.
 
2012-09-29 09:12:54 PM
globetribune.info

"THANK YOU, PAT!"
 
2012-09-29 09:13:20 PM
I love how these "Christians" are stumping so heavily for the least Christian-like party in America.
 
2012-09-29 09:13:50 PM

Vodka Zombie: dr_blasto: Dallymo: And speaker Cindy Jacobs has blamed a mysterious Arkansas bird-kill last year on Obama's repeal of the policy known as "don't ask, don't tell," which allows gays and lesbians to serve openly in the military.

Say whaaaaat?

These are some of the stupidest people on the planet. Their only saving grace is they haven't turned to violence en masse.

Which makes me wonder what it is exactly that separates them from al Qaeda suicide bombers. They certainly seem to be heading that way sometimes, don't they?


They have everything in common with Fundamentalist Islam--disdain for women, homophobia, rule of God, might makes right, the Holy Scriptures as inerrant truth, fear of technology and belief that long ago things were perfect and only modernism has made us Bad--except for the God/Allah thingy.

You'd think the last thing these fools would want is a war in the Middle East--they're the same f*cking people!
 
2012-09-29 09:13:58 PM

GAT_00: Vodka Zombie: Religion really farks people's brains up. You go from decent and kind citizens to this.

Enjoy your now worthless lives, godbots.

And any religious people can easily be warped into this. It's why I distrust all religions and all the religious.


Too true! But then, the nonreligious can be warped just as easily. My problem with most (vocal) atheists is that they think *religion* is the problem.

/What side of the bread do *you* butter, citizen?
 
2012-09-29 09:14:16 PM
Hmmm. I wonder what Jesus said about public displays of faith:

"But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you."

"Whenever you fast, do not put on a gloomy face as the hypocrites do, for they neglect their appearance so that they will be noticed by men when they are fasting. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. But you, when you fast, anoint your head and wash your face so that your fasting will not be noticed by men, but by your Father who is in secret; and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you."

"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys, and where thieves do not break in or steal; for where your treasure is, there your heart will be also." -- Matthew 6
 
2012-09-29 09:14:24 PM

ambassador_ahab: Wow, McNaughton is an awesome wingnut.


Be sure to click on each picture on his site and read the annotations for each element therein. A *lot* of thought went into those.
 
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