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(My Fox DC)   Photo of baby doing keg stand spurs Arizona State University to investigate   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 56
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2012-09-29 08:57:08 PM
Go Devils!(?)

I think I minored in Keg Tapping when I was there. But it's all kinda hazy.
 
2012-09-29 09:08:26 PM
Pranks and staged photos are crimes now?
 
2012-09-29 09:09:19 PM
Are they sure it's real? The contrast on the baby seems...wrong.

i218.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-29 09:12:26 PM
What's his Fark handle? We should ask on the politics tab
 
2012-09-29 09:12:37 PM
Heh. Drunk babies.
 
2012-09-29 09:16:00 PM
Meh, wake me when babies are butt chugging. Then I'll worry.
 
2012-09-29 09:17:53 PM
Gotta start em young. My wife can't even chug a can.

I haven't done kegstands myself, but I can do a mean funnel.
 
2012-09-29 09:21:14 PM
ircimg.net
 
2012-09-29 09:22:48 PM
Nik Richie is the King of all Scottsdale Douchebags
 
2012-09-29 09:24:25 PM
You people didn't learn a thing from those poor fools who were busted (and lost their child) after posting funny vids of baby doing a toke on YouTube, did you?
 
2012-09-29 09:25:15 PM
I went to ASU, and for what it's worth a lot of the frat guys were really short and wore diapers.
 
2012-09-29 09:25:37 PM
That baby was the anchor-man of my canoe races last week!!!
 
2012-09-29 09:28:20 PM
when you've lost your sense of humor, you've lost everything.

/my baby sips single malt
 
2012-09-29 09:30:19 PM

Gig103: Pranks and staged photos are crimes now?


Yes, and they will result in one-way trips to Guantanamo.
 
2012-09-29 09:33:09 PM
how is babby buzzed?
 
2012-09-29 09:35:28 PM
Remember the loud yawn we heard when Will Ferrell's "Pearl The Landlord" was released. Now people are freaking out over a photo.

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2012-09-29 09:35:44 PM
After further review... the ruling on the Keg Stands.

The parents made more forward progress with humor than common sense, and will not be penalized.

The baby... will NOT be charged with a time out.
 
2012-09-29 09:37:28 PM
Chug, chug, chug!
 
Rat
2012-09-29 09:42:16 PM
My grandpa used to give us bloody beers when we were toddlers. I want me some retroactive arresting.

© who am I kidding, that shiat was delicious
 
2012-09-29 09:42:50 PM
That's not a baby, that's a 3 yr old.

They're WAY more tolerant to alcohol.
 
2012-09-29 09:46:48 PM

Rat: My grandpa used to give us bloody beers when we were toddlers. I want me some retroactive arresting.


Please explain this. Because ew.
 
Rat
2012-09-29 10:02:03 PM

namegoeshere: Rat: My grandpa used to give us bloody beers when we were toddlers. I want me some retroactive arresting.

Please explain this. Because ew.


i235.photobucket.com

Dos XX and Clamato, with lime etc...
 
2012-09-29 10:02:36 PM

namegoeshere: Rat: My grandpa used to give us bloody beers when we were toddlers. I want me some retroactive arresting.

Please explain this. Because ew.


Beer and tomato juice with a bay leaf (how we used to do them).
 
2012-09-29 10:03:01 PM

namegoeshere: Rat: My grandpa used to give us bloody beers when we were toddlers. I want me some retroactive arresting.

Please explain this. Because ew.


English(UK) swearword. Not certain of severity, but parse as 'g-dd-mn beers'

/Unless he's being literal, in which case, ew.
 
2012-09-29 10:03:49 PM
I think every single one of my friends with kids has a token photo of them as babies drinking out of a beer/wine bottle/glass. Just saying.
 
2012-09-29 10:04:34 PM

namegoeshere: Rat: My grandpa used to give us bloody beers when we were toddlers. I want me some retroactive arresting.

Please explain this. Because ew.


Tomato juice and beer perhaps?
 
2012-09-29 10:07:47 PM

Rat: Dos XX and Clamato, with lime etc...


You mean a michelada?
 
Rat
2012-09-29 10:09:11 PM

HotWingAgenda: Rat: Dos XX and Clamato, with lime etc...

You mean a michelada?


yep

©
 
2012-09-29 10:11:05 PM

Rat: namegoeshere: Rat: My grandpa used to give us bloody beers when we were toddlers. I want me some retroactive arresting.

Please explain this. Because ew.

[i235.photobucket.com image 700x525]

Dos XX and Clamato, with lime etc...


Thank you. Still ew.
 
Rat
2012-09-29 10:12:18 PM
Weird chat room, this FARK.

©
 
2012-09-29 10:12:34 PM

GT_Frog: Remember the loud yawn we heard when Will Ferrell's "Pearl The Landlord" was released. Now people are freaking out over a photo.

New Window Link


I always thought Good cop, baby cop was funnier.
 
2012-09-29 10:13:44 PM
I am pretty sure this was at Applebee's
 
2012-09-29 10:31:23 PM
This makes no sense. Babies are already nature's little stoners without any help.
 
2012-09-29 10:33:59 PM

namegoeshere: Rat: namegoeshere: Rat: My grandpa used to give us bloody beers when we were toddlers. I want me some retroactive arresting.

Please explain this. Because ew.

[i235.photobucket.com image 700x525]

Dos XX and Clamato, with lime etc...

Thank you. Still ew.


I used to be on the ew side, but then I tried one. I don't drink them often, but as a now and then drink it's pretty good (tomato juice or Clamato)

Also known as a poor man's bloody mary.
 
2012-09-29 10:35:05 PM

namegoeshere: Dos XX and Clamato, with lime etc...

Thank you. Still ew.


Maybe we shouldn't mention the Clamato Rimmer.(tm)
 
2012-09-29 10:39:02 PM
That's just wrong. Everybody knows you don't give babies beer. You give them Gin and Tonics. That's what they always gave me whenever I started to act up at a party. They tasted like Christmas trees smell. Good times.
 
2012-09-29 10:42:12 PM
Yeah baby! Keg stand!

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thedirty.com

/Ok, maybe not that last one
 
2012-09-29 10:49:24 PM
Starting the kid kinda late, aren't they?

/WVU grad
 
2012-09-29 10:52:52 PM

Gig103: Pranks and staged photos are crimes now?


This isn't a staged photo. Just look at the ASU shirts: If the baby wasn't mad retarded on booze, wouldn't he have met the admissions requirements for some other school?
 
2012-09-29 10:54:46 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: Starting the kid kinda late, aren't they?

/WVU grad


No doubt.

Go Mounties. Welcome to Big 12

Fellow grad
 
2012-09-29 11:07:58 PM
I'm more upset by the fact that some of those people may have iphone 5s and I don't.
 
2012-09-29 11:14:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-29 11:15:43 PM
www.beer-universe.com
 
2012-09-29 11:19:41 PM
Personally, I dress my baby up in a little white suit and serve her mint juleps.
 
2012-09-29 11:29:18 PM
Is it supposed to be easier to drink beer in the "keg stand" position? Because I just don't see how this is possible. Perhaps the whole point of this is that even in an "undrinkable" position you can still chug it down, so, therefore, good for you and you are the shiat?
 
2012-09-29 11:35:37 PM

Xcott: namegoeshere: Dos XX and Clamato, with lime etc...

Thank you. Still ew.

Maybe we shouldn't mention the Clamato Rimmer.(tm)


...why? Is it some porn movie we're all unaware of?
 
2012-09-29 11:45:03 PM

pudding7: Go Devils!(?)

I think I minored in Keg Tapping when I was there. But it's all kinda hazy.


So did the kid.
 
2012-09-29 11:55:40 PM
Raising Arizona?
 
2012-09-30 12:00:16 AM
ASU grads aren't too smart.

Go Cats!

/U of A grad here.
 
2012-09-30 12:39:26 AM
Seriously? Every time a baby falls asleep at a family get-together beer bottles are placed around the kid and photos are taken. It is hilarious and adorable.

Busybodies. The kid isn't even out after dark or at some scummy party. Clearly they are tailgating and staging a cute photos. I'm surprised people aren't also up in arms that the kid isn't wearing pants.
 
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