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2012-09-30 03:36:53 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: Since not one single person here can refute anything



Quote the post you have actually made on topic then we can start "refuting"

Otherwise you are just a sad troll trying to distract from TFA
 
2012-09-30 03:37:36 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: At least we know the "Attacks" in Libya and Egypt were "random protests" and a VIDEO. I mean serious guys, THAT is what our intel says despite everything and people in my own administration. So, um...What we have now is um, like a situation that is like, evolving and stuff, and despite Gov Romney being absolutely right and stuff, my media friends went all out to make that shiat a uge deal. Damn that Romney for actually knowing wat happened after everyone else figured it out. He must be racist or hates America, That snob Ann rides a horse. A HORSE. Scum.


Well, now we know Sarah Palin's Fark handle.

/seriously, dude, see a shrink, you're losing it
 
2012-09-30 03:37:52 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: After more than an hour plus, you STILL have nothing to argue, no point to make except simply trolliing someone



Exactly, this is exactly what you've been doing. I'm glad you finally see the truth. Look at how excited you are, mashing away at the keys you can't even spell trolling right
 
2012-09-30 03:37:53 AM  

Ed Finnerty: So what do you think of the article talking about Romney memorizing "zingers", 3_Butt_Cheeks?

Or are you just here to threadshiat?


After 2 hours, you bring up random shiat for me to dissect for you. Geez ur a winner,

Go ahead, be SPECIFIC, What do you want to know.

Give me a quote you are thinking about in your outrage, SPECIFICALLY.

Lemme guess, after that you boys will cover the obama questions right lol
 
2012-09-30 03:38:29 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: Damnhippyfreak: I'll ask yet again, what is this important issue you really want to discuss? I may be able to help.

I have been attacked since I came here, and have been at least somewhat reasonable asking for the gang (you can easily look back and see who they are) to specifically map out what their issue is. I have said MANY times, ANYTHING I produce to anone as fact and is incorrect, call me on it.

SO trolls...I still wait.



I find that the way one discusses things is just as important as the factual content of one says. It's unfortunate, but true as far as I can see.

If you're feeling a bit persecuted, we can start over. I'll ask you for the fourth time - what is this issue you're so very eagerly looking for a response to? Don't be shy :)
 
2012-09-30 03:39:01 AM  

Summoner101: You've so far ignored both Cameron and Mikey who both posted your so called requested information to refute your arguments. My conviction is to my sanity.


I'm waiting for you genius, not the trolls. Still havng trouble thinking for yourself??

:( Weak.

Go ahead, try it out tho.
 
2012-09-30 03:39:51 AM  
Yeah, he's lost it. I think it would be wise for him to engage in some sack time.
 
2012-09-30 03:39:57 AM  

Mithiwithi: 3_Butt_Cheeks: At least we know the "Attacks" in Libya and Egypt were "random protests" and a VIDEO. I mean serious guys, THAT is what our intel says despite everything and people in my own administration. So, um...What we have now is um, like a situation that is like, evolving and stuff, and despite Gov Romney being absolutely right and stuff, my media friends went all out to make that shiat a uge deal. Damn that Romney for actually knowing wat happened after everyone else figured it out. He must be racist or hates America, That snob Ann rides a horse. A HORSE. Scum.

Well, now we know Sarah Palin's Fark handle.

/seriously, dude, see a shrink, you're losing it


You are obsessed with Sarah Palin. A professional could not help you.,
 
2012-09-30 03:40:03 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: You must be ready now right.....you have an actual issue you want to cut loose on...?????????????



You may want to put the drugs down, I can tell you're hopped up on some stimulants.

Also head on back to the topic where you posted the "proof" of media bias and answer my reply. Good luck.
 
2012-09-30 03:41:25 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: Ed Finnerty: So what do you think of the article talking about Romney memorizing "zingers", 3_Butt_Cheeks?

Or are you just here to threadshiat?

After 2 hours, you bring up random shiat for me to dissect for you. Geez ur a winner,

Go ahead, be SPECIFIC, What do you want to know.

Give me a quote you are thinking about in your outrage, SPECIFICALLY.

Lemme guess, after that you boys will cover the obama questions right lol


That's what I thought. Thanks for proving my point.

*pats head*
 
2012-09-30 03:42:49 AM  

Damnhippyfreak: I find that the way one discusses things is just as important as the factual content of one says. It's unfortunate, but true as far as I can see.


I have no idea how much clearer I can make it,.


If YOU (SEE: YOUR NAME) have a question, issue, comment, ANYTHING that you have READ from ME which I fabricate anything....POST THE QUOTE AND CALL ME OUT.

Geez, it's not rocket science. Sitting back and wining and trolling does nothing.
 
2012-09-30 03:45:18 AM  

intelligent comment below: You may want to put the drugs down, I can tell you're hopped up on some stimulants.


And still, after all these hours, as many times as I call you out, not once do you bring forth an argument, or anything. I have asked you repeatedly for just ONE thing, anything you can stand for. et nothing, PLEASE!!!! QUOTE just ONE thing you can refute.. ONE.

You really are a sad sad person.
 
2012-09-30 03:46:22 AM  

Via Infinito: A Terrible Human: So I'm going to be drinking Tequila for the debate. I'm guessing I should be preparing myself for alcohol poisoning.

What are the drinking rules for the debate anyway?


Summer Glau's Love Slave: [i1125.photobucket.com image 415x346] 

/Anyone have the rules for the drinking game?
//If "Take a drink when Mitt gaffes" is a rule then I'm a dead man.


(from that other thread via that other guy, we are all going to die.)

<we'reallgonnadie>
OK, here's what I've got so far. This is a work-in-progress, so everyone feel free to add on to it.

The 2012 Presidential Debate Drinking Game - Semi-Official Fark.com rules

General rules: Use your drink of choice, but be careful. Analysis of this game suggests that an alcoholic coma is likely.

Topic: The Economy
Obama uses either the word "millionaires" or "billionaires": 1 sip
Obama uses the words "millionaires" AND "billionaires" in the same sentence: 2 sips
Romney uses the word "failed": 1 sip
Romney invokes Bain Capital as a reason to elect him: 2 sips, fire your manservant
Either candidate uses the term "middle-class": ½ a sip
Obama says "let me be clear": 1 sip any clear liquor
Romney invokes The Reagan: 2 sips, promptly forget how many sips you took, take 2 more
Either candidate claims that their tax plan will lower the deficit: one sip, yell "YOU LIE"
Either candidate mentions Social Security: Geritol shooter
Romney provides a single tax loophole that he intends to do away with: 3 sips
Romney provides more than one tax loophole that he intends to do away with: chug
Obama uses the term "Ryan Budget": 1 sip

Topic: Domestic Policy
Romney claims credit for RomneyCare: 2 sips
Obama gives Romney effusive credit and compliments for creating RomneyCare: 1 sip, laugh until you pass out and have to be treated in the ER
Romney mentions RomneyCare, but says it's a bad choice for the entire country: 1 sip, stare at TV in the "confused dog" pose
Obama uses the word "abortion": wash down RU-486 with drink
Romney says that corporations are people: 2 sips
Romney talks about government waste within sixty seconds of criticizing Obama for cutting the defense budget: 2 sips
Obama talks about government waste within sixty seconds of criticizing Romney for wanting to cut...unspecified stuff: 2 sips
Either candidate explicitly claims they want to completely get rid of any government program: 2 sips
Romney mentions the $700,000,000,000 in Medicare cuts: take one sip, spit it into another glass
Obama tries to explain the same Medicare cuts: start to take a sip, get bored


Topic: Foreign Policy (note: first debate is domestic policy only)
Romney uses Benjamin Netanyahu's nickname "Bibi": one sip, make "bibibibibibibibi" noise with finger and lips
Obama mentions Bin Laden: do a shooter, jump up, yell "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
Romney says "apology tour": chug beer, boot on carpet, apologize to your host
Obama uses the term "Arab Spring": 1 sip
Romney uses the term "Arab Spring" without the words "Muslim Brotherhood" in the same sentence: 3 sips
Either candidate mentions China in a favorable light: 2 sips
Either candidate mentions China in an unfavorable light: ½ sip

Other:
Either candidate laughs out loud as the other candidate is answering a question: 2 sips
Either candidate smirks with a seriously smartass grin while the other candidate is answering a question: ½ sip
Either candidate mouths the word "no" during the other candidate's answer: 1 sip (limit of 5 per debate)
Moderator loses complete control of the debate: 1 sip
Either candidate completely ignores the question asked, goes to a memorized sound bite that they wanted to make sure they got on camera: 1 sip
Audience boos inappropriately: 1 sip

</we'reallgonnadie>
 
2012-09-30 03:46:47 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: Summoner101: You've so far ignored both Cameron and Mikey who both posted your so called requested information to refute your arguments. My conviction is to my sanity.

I'm waiting for you genius, not the trolls. Still havng trouble thinking for yourself??

:( Weak.

Go ahead, try it out tho.


You have a point. When someone posits any form of information that go against your world view, you label them a troll, call them off topic, and summarily ignore them. This could end well for me...

But again, more work than I care to do when I can just keep not giving a shiat and just aid in your eventual aneurysm.
 
2012-09-30 03:51:26 AM  

Summoner101: You have a point. When someone posits any form of information that go against your world view, you label them a troll, call them off topic, and summarily ignore them. This could end well for me.


Tiresome.

Still, as everyone can see, from the beginning of the thread till now, you have not offered an opinion on any topic, refuted or challenged anything I posted, or provided any opinion on anything,

Trolling is tiresome. Get a new gig.
 
2012-09-30 03:51:46 AM  

Twilight Farkle: Via Infinito: A Terrible Human: So I'm going to be drinking Tequila for the debate. I'm guessing I should be preparing myself for alcohol poisoning.

What are the drinking rules for the debate anyway?

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [i1125.photobucket.com image 415x346] 

/Anyone have the rules for the drinking game?
//If "Take a drink when Mitt gaffes" is a rule then I'm a dead man.

(from that other thread via that other guy, we are all going to die.)

<we'reallgonnadie>
OK, here's what I've got so far. This is a work-in-progress, so everyone feel free to add on to it.

The 2012 Presidential Debate Drinking Game - Semi-Official Fark.com rules

General rules: Use your drink of choice, but be careful. Analysis of this game suggests that an alcoholic coma is likely.

Topic: The Economy
Obama uses either the word "millionaires" or "billionaires": 1 sip
Obama uses the words "millionaires" AND "billionaires" in the same sentence: 2 sips
Romney uses the word "failed": 1 sip
Romney invokes Bain Capital as a reason to elect him: 2 sips, fire your manservant
Either candidate uses the term "middle-class": ½ a sip
Obama says "let me be clear": 1 sip any clear liquor
Romney invokes The Reagan: 2 sips, promptly forget how many sips you took, take 2 more
Either candidate claims that their tax plan will lower the deficit: one sip, yell "YOU LIE"
Either candidate mentions Social Security: Geritol shooter
Romney provides a single tax loophole that he intends to do away with: 3 sips
Romney provides more than one tax loophole that he intends to do away with: chug
Obama uses the term "Ryan Budget": 1 sip

Topic: Domestic Policy
Romney claims credit for RomneyCare: 2 sips
Obama gives Romney effusive credit and compliments for creating RomneyCare: 1 sip, laugh until you pass out and have to be treated in the ER
Romney mentions RomneyCare, but says it's a bad choice for the entire country: 1 sip, stare at TV in the "confused dog" pose
Obama uses the word "abortion": wash down RU-486 wit ...


This is too complicated.
We'll be on the couch with a bottle of apple Vodka and some ice.

BTW - I don't usually engage the ignore button but I found that using it just pared this thread down nicely.
 
2012-09-30 03:53:47 AM  
:( I wish you better luck next time.

And grow a farking backbone.
 
2012-09-30 03:53:53 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: And still, after all these hours, as many times as I call you out, not once do you bring forth an argument, or anything. I have asked you repeatedly for just ONE thing, anything you can stand for. et nothing, PLEASE!!!! QUOTE just ONE thing you can refute.. ONE.

You really are a sad sad person.



Why do you keep lying? Why have you never addressed my response to your incorrect claim that torture found Bin Laden? Why have you never addressed my response to your "citation" about media bias merely because in the week Romney went to the Olympics and made ridiculous gaffs he had more coverage than 0bama? So far that's 2 replies you have yet to actually address. Instead you're on a strange drug fueled meltdown path again. So yes, you are a sad sad person.
 
2012-09-30 03:54:40 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: Trolling is tiresome. Get a new gig.


3_Butt_Cheeks: Trolling is tiresome. Get a new gig.


3_Butt_Cheeks: Trolling is tiresome. Get a new gig.


3_Butt_Cheeks: Trolling is tiresome. Get a new gig.


3_Butt_Cheeks: Trolling is tiresome. Get a new gig.


3_Butt_Cheeks: Trolling is tiresome. Get a new gig.

 
2012-09-30 03:57:00 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: Trolling is tiresome. Get a new gig.


Good advice. I suggest you take it.

But no, if you think all these people are trolling, why are you still responding? Do you not know how the game is played? The more you respond, the more lulz you produce. And right now you're a damn lolcow, being milked dry.

Stop posting for a bit. Go have some pudding.
 
2012-09-30 03:57:04 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: Damnhippyfreak: I find that the way one discusses things is just as important as the factual content of one says. It's unfortunate, but true as far as I can see.

I have no idea how much clearer I can make it,.


If YOU (SEE: YOUR NAME) have a question, issue, comment, ANYTHING that you have READ from ME which I fabricate anything....POST THE QUOTE AND CALL ME OUT.

Geez, it's not rocket science. Sitting back and wining and trolling does nothing.



Case in point. Again, calm down and take it down a notch.

From what I can see from a very brief skim is that what you've posted seems to be subjective opinion. As such, it is really difficult to say it's fabricated. However, people will disagree and vehemently, this place being what it is. My suggestion is that if you're looking for an evidence-based rebuttal, then provide an evidence-based argument in the first place.

To that end, I'm asking (for the fifth time now) if there's a salient issue that you're looking for a response to. I can only extend my hand - you gotta man up and come the rest of the way here.
 
2012-09-30 03:59:30 AM  
I think he took my sage advice and went to bed.
 
2012-09-30 03:59:57 AM  
intelligent comment below

I have no clue, but I enjoy trolling a heck of a lot!
 
2012-09-30 04:03:44 AM  
And... scene.
 
2012-09-30 04:04:38 AM  

Damnhippyfreak: From what I can see from a very brief skim is that what you've posted seems to be subjective opinion. As such, it is really difficult to say it's fabricated. However, people will disagree and vehemently, this place being what it is. My suggestion is that if you're looking for an evidence-based rebuttal, then provide an evidence-based argument in the first place.


I am not "hyper" to take it down at all. I have the joy of dealing with the extreme left and trolls, as you can easily witness. BTW, ignoring that type of behaviour encourages and silently promotes it,

To that end, I'm asking (for the fifth time now) if there's a salient issue that you're looking for a response to. I can only extend my hand - you gotta man up and come the rest of the way here.

Again, I have offered fact and opinion. From everyone BUT you, it has been attacked with NO supporting evidence, no differing opinion, merely the usual lame attacks from here. My viewpoint is perfectly clear and documented here,
 
2012-09-30 04:05:36 AM  
vygramul:

Holy he'll, I actually laughed out loud at that. Caught me off guard.
 
2012-09-30 04:06:20 AM  
Wow.

Someone's certainly being paid by the post.

Definitely not by the content.

/lots of popcorn left
//please, don't stop!
 
2012-09-30 04:06:21 AM  
Goddamned autocorrect.
 
2012-09-30 04:08:40 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: :( I wish you better luck next time.

And grow a farking backbone.


See, I know you'll ignore any kind of information because I already posted proof that I had a backbone and you ignored it. This is why I, or from the looks of it anyone, don't take what you say seriously because it's all just bluster.
 
2012-09-30 04:11:28 AM  

intelligent comment below: Why do you keep lying? Why have you never addressed my response to your incorrect claim that torture found Bin Laden?


still waiting...
 
2012-09-30 04:12:16 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: It's that easy to scare away annoying little trolls?

I hope they don't have the tiny sack to come back and shiat the bed around here again.



Yeah like that time when you blatantly lied about your education and credentials and ran away after a total meltdown? Those tiny sack trolls are annoying. Drew should smash them down
 
2012-09-30 04:13:20 AM  

Summoner101: 3_Butt_Cheeks: :( I wish you better luck next time.

And grow a farking backbone.

See, I know you'll ignore any kind of information because I already posted proof that I had a backbone and you ignored it. This is why I, or from the looks of it anyone, don't take what you say seriously because it's all just bluster.


OMG.

OK....LAST chance.

NAME ONE,.,,,,just one (1) (ONE) thing I posted HERE that got our panties in a twist. Take THAT ONE THING....put QUOTES "" "" """ "" around it. Then proceed to explain your anger and defiance, and EXPLAIN exactly WHY our methodology is better,

My god after all this time I hope you can figure that out.
 
2012-09-30 04:13:23 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: It's that easy to scare away annoying little trolls?

I hope they don't have the tiny sack to come back and shiat the bed around here again.


What part of "go get some pudding" didn't you understand?

It's. Time. To. Stop. Posting. In fact, I'm revising your score for this thread down to 1/10.
 
2012-09-30 04:14:17 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: OMG.

OK....LAST chance.

NAME ONE,.,,,,just one (1) (ONE) thing I posted HERE that got our panties in a twist. Take THAT ONE THING....put QUOTES "" "" """ "" around it. Then proceed to explain your anger and defiance, and EXPLAIN exactly WHY our methodology is better,

My god after all this time I hope you can figure that out.



But he's not mad, guys. Honest
 
2012-09-30 04:14:21 AM  

intelligent comment below: 3_Butt_Cheeks: HOW the intel was revealed (oooh boy is THAT gonna get under your skin)


let me guess, you incorrectly believe it was obtained by torture, right? What a shock, you're a walking bumbling mess of year old proven wrong talking points


I know a prime candidate for some waterboarding and electric shock to the genitals...
 
2012-09-30 04:14:59 AM  

intelligent comment below: 3_Butt_Cheeks: It's that easy to scare away annoying little trolls?

I hope they don't have the tiny sack to come back and shiat the bed around here again.


Yeah like that time when you blatantly lied about your education and credentials and ran away after a total meltdown? Those tiny sack trolls are annoying. Drew should smash them down


LOL Wait, are you the guy so angry about his job he is trying to attack mine??????????

:) Fry guy!!!! Why didn't you say so???
 
2012-09-30 04:17:52 AM  

intelligent comment below: But he's not mad, guys. Honest


It's ok , you have done yourself a true service here tonight... lol


Wait lemme see....you are taking a stand on something???

Jus one lil opinion not fed to you by Whoopi or Keith....anything????
 
2012-09-30 04:23:09 AM  
Well, I appreciate the dregs deflecting and being exactly who we know they are. As blog material, I really could not have asked for anything more.

Refusing to acknowledge the posts and facts/opinions as they unfold, championing an obvious troll instead of challenging the dopes of the party? That shiat does no one any favors. I have cut off plenty of ppl in my political spectrum for just being naive and dumb as shiat like to people I have had the painful misfortune of meeting in here.

And yes, the more intellectual of the group should mute the childish morons.
 
2012-09-30 04:23:58 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: Damnhippyfreak: From what I can see from a very brief skim is that what you've posted seems to be subjective opinion. As such, it is really difficult to say it's fabricated. However, people will disagree and vehemently, this place being what it is. My suggestion is that if you're looking for an evidence-based rebuttal, then provide an evidence-based argument in the first place.

I am not "hyper" to take it down at all. I have the joy of dealing with the extreme left and trolls, as you can easily witness. BTW, ignoring that type of behaviour encourages and silently promotes it,

To that end, I'm asking (for the fifth time now) if there's a salient issue that you're looking for a response to. I can only extend my hand - you gotta man up and come the rest of the way here.

Again, I have offered fact and opinion. From everyone BUT you, it has been attacked with NO supporting evidence, no differing opinion, merely the usual lame attacks from here. My viewpoint is perfectly clear and documented here,



I can understand wanting to have responses that have supporting evidence, but you have to realize that you get back what you dish out. Surely you see how unlikely it is that you're going to get supporting evidence in response if you haven't provided any yourself in the first place.

A bit of unsolicited advice. Your viewpoint is in the minority here - that means you need to do it better than the others. Take the high road if you can. It takes more effort to do so, but I think it's worth it. I mean, I've asked you five times now to mention an issue you were supposedly looking for a response to. If you want a frank and rational discussion, then stop trying to avoid one!

I'll leave it there, but do note that I tried.
 
2012-09-30 04:29:16 AM  

Damnhippyfreak: but you have to realize that you get back what you dish out

I have "dished out: nothing but a desire from te venomous trolls a simple counter point. If they wish to attack and label people as such, yet claim to NOT be trolling, Isuspect after 6X at least ONE could articulate a point,.

Damnhippyfreak: I've asked you five times now to mention an issue you were supposedly looking for a response to. I


I doubt you are incapable of reading this thread, and how the trolls picked a point and then offfered nothing. If YOU have something you disagree with, then by all means, open it up.
 
2012-09-30 04:32:24 AM  
Of course. At least I can color code the trolls to find them again.
 
2012-09-30 04:32:55 AM  

Damnhippyfreak: A bit of unsolicited advice. Your viewpoint is in the minority here - that means you need to do it better than the others. Take the high road if you can. It takes more effort to do so, but I think it's worth it. I mean, I've asked you five times now to mention an issue you were supposedly looking for a response to. If you want a frank and rational discussion, then stop trying to avoid one!


You're not new here. You see what he is doing. It doesn't involve high roads, effort, being better or rational discussion.

Though I have to admit that threadjack by sheer persistence is a new one.
 
2012-09-30 04:36:45 AM  

BSABSVR: You're not new here. You see what he is doing. It doesn't involve high roads, effort, being better or rational discussion.


Oh give it a rest. There are no more creative ways to simply ask WTF their viewpoint is, when all they are interested in is being disruptive and trolling while offering NO opinion whatsoever. If you were truly being "constructive" you would call these posters for what they are and what they are doing. You instead have taken the obviously easy and wrong way of offering unsolicited advice by passively advocating these useless trolls.

Awesome.
 
2012-09-30 04:42:10 AM  
Hmmm...

Slowing down, this is...

/more popcorn, the young jedi need not make.
 
2012-09-30 04:59:07 AM  

A Terrible Human: So I'm going to be drinking Tequila for the debate. I'm guessing I should be preparing myself for alcohol poisoning.


I had planned to stay sober so I could absorb the debate, but then I remembered that it's a bunch of canned replies. Therefore, I join you in the quest of getting drunk while two guys pretend to be having a real conversation.

Be sure to have some fatty food (I'm grilling andouille sausage dogs and burgers with Lipton onion soup mix). Please stock up on booze so you won't be tempted to leave the house sh*tfaced on a beer run. That's how people end up in jail. Get the bottle size you think you'll need, and then double it. If you smoke, buy a carton.

/scotch
//plenty of nearby hospitals should my liver leap from my torso in defeat during the debate
 
2012-09-30 05:09:26 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: Oh give it a rest.


No. You are the one who is going scattershot here. Your method is to complain about everyone and everything in the thread (and beyond). That is your problem, not mine.

You're trying to run a dozen gambits all at once and simultaneously acting all pissy when people don't treat you like a serious actor. And that's fine in it's own way, but don't pretend you are trying for dialog here. Your initial entry to this thread was a thread jack. Your second entry was a different threadjack. From there you decided to do something that looks an awful lot like rebutting every politics tab thread for the past year all at once.


You don't get to pretend you're the smartest guy in the room, the only sane man, and the real victim here all at once. Own your scheme or drop it.

Seriously, look on the myFark link. What are your posts? 10% of the thread? I'll bet your green arrows are at least 20%. And yet somehow every response is a troll? And nobody is engaging super serious 3_Butt_Cheeks? Please. You're not new or that stupid. Either you had a goal to maniacally wreck a thread (and if so, this was really not the one to wreck. I would have saved this for the DU debate) or you really thought that barfing every grievance you've ever had with fark all at once was a good strategy, or you think you can turn Fark back into 2003 Fark by screaming "TROLLl" a lot.

Regardless, I don't care a whole lot. I'm just killing time while I finish a drink and empty the DVR. But either own your shiat, and own it coherently, or continue to have your input minimized. Your call.
 
2012-09-30 05:17:15 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: Zingers? Please. Barry's "Cutting the debt" hilarity, the lies and half-truths about his shameful deceptions in regards to the terror (oh, I'm sorry, I mean spontaneous out-of-nowhere attacks killing Americans) in the middle east, feigning ignorance and ultimately ignoring responsibilty for the gun running op that killed agents in the US and Mexico, the wonderful above 8% unemployment rate and nearly stagnant GDP growth.....At least the media is doing their due diligence.


At this point, all you can do is spew random talking points. It's over, dude. Just let it go - it's gone.
 
2012-09-30 05:40:39 AM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: Awesome.


And having now read through a few more threads and seen that you are determined to either make the same points again and again, or to try to turn random threads into your autobiography, it's pretty clear that you've just gone maximum douche. Hopefully it's sober douchiness. Drug use is frowned on in your line of work.
 
2012-09-30 05:47:34 AM  
blaine.org
So, Mitt's gonna bring this guy with him to the debates?

/And that's his secret plan.
//Mitt should take the time to read the "Rules for the Evil Overlord."
///Especially the part about never sharing your secret plan with anyone.
 
2012-09-30 05:55:21 AM  

Guido Libido: [blaine.org image 300x225]
So, Mitt's gonna bring this guy with him to the debates?

/And that's his secret plan.
//Mitt should take the time to read the "Rules for the Evil Overlord."
///Especially the part about never sharing your secret plan with anyone.


Hes supposed to wait until the hero is perilously poised over the lava, he would make the worst super villain ever.
 
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