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2012-09-30 01:49:38 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: research facts



To which you have posted none
 
2012-09-30 01:50:24 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Oh, bless your heart.

Thanks, but you really don't seem the type to have any kind of spirituality, Appreciate the thought though.


Oh, you're adorable. That's just freaking adorable.

I do hope you're getting paid by the post - despite myself, I do - , otherwise, I'm sorry. I really am.

/going back to watching Biden's speech which makes your drivel inconsequential to say the least
 
2012-09-30 01:50:59 AM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Karne: She actually had to call him Joe because in the preparations, she continually accidentally referred to him as Obiden (a combination of Obama and Biden). She could only remember 'Joe' so her team had her go with that. Unfortunately a true story.

Out of curiosity, where did you learn this? I have a feeling it's from a book I should pick up eventually, but I could be wrong.


It was on 60 minutes, an interview with McCain's campaign manager.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqn12Y8RCSg&feature=related

The whole thing is interesting, but that info starts around 7:10
 
2012-09-30 01:51:03 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: now frantically searching. :)



Did your masters in internet security give you this ability to tell?
 
2012-09-30 01:51:20 AM
STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS.
 
2012-09-30 01:51:33 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: Summoner101: There you go again

Facts can be painful to the left part of the political spectrum, though usually much more pronounced online under the mask of anonymity.

I'm sure you have valid rebuttals along with the rest of the trolls, now frantically searching. :)


Interesting that you haven't replied to my Admiral McRaven comment.
 
2012-09-30 01:51:43 AM
"I know we all love Star Wars here. Did everyone notice how If you read Barack's name differently, it comes out Ackbar? WAKE UP SHEEPLE! IT'S A TRAP!"
 
2012-09-30 01:52:07 AM

Summoner101: HOW the intel was revealed (oooh boy is THAT gonna get under your skin),


It's tough to make a torture joke, but I giggled at this one
 
2012-09-30 01:52:20 AM

shower_in_my_socks: STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS.


It's 1:52AM and I just finished eating my Mighty Taco. What do you want?
 
2012-09-30 01:52:59 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: Summoner101: There you go again

Facts can be painful to the left part of the political spectrum, though usually much more pronounced online under the mask of anonymity.

I'm sure you have valid rebuttals along with the rest of the trolls, now frantically searching. :)


Well you've shown you can frantically argue without facts, why should I waste my time when you'll just ignore them anyway?
 
2012-09-30 01:53:01 AM

Karne: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Karne: She actually had to call him Joe because in the preparations, she continually accidentally referred to him as Obiden (a combination of Obama and Biden). She could only remember 'Joe' so her team had her go with that. Unfortunately a true story.

Out of curiosity, where did you learn this? I have a feeling it's from a book I should pick up eventually, but I could be wrong.

It was on 60 minutes, an interview with McCain's campaign manager.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqn12Y8RCSg&feature=related

The whole thing is interesting, but that info starts around 7:10


Thanks.
 
2012-09-30 01:53:13 AM

intelligent comment below: 3_Butt_Cheeks: HOW the intel was revealed (oooh boy is THAT gonna get under your skin)


let me guess, you incorrectly believe it was obtained by torture, right? What a shock, you're a walking bumbling mess of year old proven wrong talking points


:) I have given you every opportunity to present your "ideals", and yet you produce nothing.

Thanks at least for giving me a thread to fav and share :)

C'mon man, pull yourself up from the dregs, post a specific (SPECIFIC) quote (that means accurately disputing something a person as presented as fact), and I'd be more than happy to humiliate you again,

*screenshot** Ok, stage is yours bro....
 
2012-09-30 01:53:28 AM
Willard Mitt Romney's so boring that when you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells "Willard Mitt Romney".
 
2012-09-30 01:54:07 AM

propasaurus: you are a puppet: Obama's war on the handicapped continues. Now they can't even post hyperlinks!

You would think HTML would be covered in a Masters in Cybersecurity curriculum.


Ok... THAT was funny.

Romney should hire you.
 
2012-09-30 01:54:31 AM
Romey 2X4B - 523P is prepared for anything, from a presidential debate to a wine spill on suede fabric.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-30 01:55:00 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-30 01:55:20 AM

cameroncrazy1984: 3_Butt_Cheeks: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Wow you're an idiot.

Hey, remember when the Republican contenders were asked if they would go into another country to get Bin Laden? Do ya?

Obama made the call knowing full well that if everything got FUBAR it was the end of him. But he did it anyway. And Bin Laden. Is. Dead.

Wow you're an idiot. You have no clue when the operation started, HOW the intel was revealed (oooh boy is THAT gonna get under your skin), ow many agencies were involved.....all your sheepish mind can is is "Duh, um Obammmaa killed bad guy".

Wake up. If ou are resting your faith in Barack on the Osama raid, you are exactly the type of person the Democrats love.

Two words:

Admiral McRaven

So yes, we do know how the operation started. Or do you want to go ahead and question the person in charge of the SEAL Team involved?


As far as right wing trolls are concerned, every single member of the armed services is a traitor for not overthrowing Obama and for *daring* recognize him as their commander and chief. If they were REAL AMERICANS they would have quit the military as soon as he "tooK" office.
 
2012-09-30 01:56:26 AM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Oh, you're adorable. That's just freaking adorable.


WOW@!@ You have No trolltastic words?

Disappointing. Nice cop out though, seriously.

Summoner101: Well you've shown you can frantically argue without facts, why should I waste my time when you'll just ignore them anyway?


I am saving this thread for our benefit, really. So, I am still waiting for just ONE of you trolls, and as you can look back and see, GO AHEAD and dispute ANYTHING I have said as fact.

:) Go on....I'll wait.
 
2012-09-30 01:56:52 AM

Satanic_Hamster: cameroncrazy1984: 3_Butt_Cheeks: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Wow you're an idiot.

Hey, remember when the Republican contenders were asked if they would go into another country to get Bin Laden? Do ya?

Obama made the call knowing full well that if everything got FUBAR it was the end of him. But he did it anyway. And Bin Laden. Is. Dead.

Wow you're an idiot. You have no clue when the operation started, HOW the intel was revealed (oooh boy is THAT gonna get under your skin), ow many agencies were involved.....all your sheepish mind can is is "Duh, um Obammmaa killed bad guy".

Wake up. If ou are resting your faith in Barack on the Osama raid, you are exactly the type of person the Democrats love.

Two words:

Admiral McRaven

So yes, we do know how the operation started. Or do you want to go ahead and question the person in charge of the SEAL Team involved?

As far as right wing trolls are concerned, every single member of the armed services is a traitor for not overthrowing Obama and for *daring* recognize him as their commander and chief. If they were REAL AMERICANS they would have quit the military as soon as he "tooK" office.


I know that a lot of them are, but I think Masters in Cybersecurity over there is ignoring it because it's completely devastating to whatever feeble argument he is trying to make.
 
2012-09-30 01:58:01 AM

Satanic_Hamster: As far as right wing trolls are concerned, every single member of the armed services is a traitor for not overthrowing Obama and for *daring* recognize him as their commander and chief.


Nice hyberbolic leftist hilarity. I'm sure you have proof, right?

Seriously, break the story bro!!!!! You can be on MSNBC....
 
2012-09-30 01:58:56 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: Satanic_Hamster: As far as right wing trolls are concerned, every single member of the armed services is a traitor for not overthrowing Obama and for *daring* recognize him as their commander and chief.

Nice hyberbolic leftist hilarity. I'm sure you have proof, right?

Seriously, break the story bro!!!!! You can be on MSNBC....


What's the matter? Afraid to reply to my factual argument?
 
2012-09-30 01:59:14 AM

Satanic_Hamster: As far as right wing trolls are concerned, every single member of the armed services is a traitor for not overthrowing Obama and for *daring* recognize him as their commander and chief. If they were REAL AMERICANS they would have quit the military as soon as he "tooK" office.


Of course, when my ex who signed up after 9/11 got sent to Iraq for a war he knew was BS, he would have been marked a traitor for questioning Dubya.

Instead, he got injured, called back, and then given an ultimatum of accepting an honorable discharge or fighting for a medical discharge - why the Army was really letting him go in the first place - and threatened with a hard fight and probably being sent back to Iraq if he tried to claim such a thing.

Gotta f--king love it.
 
2012-09-30 01:59:40 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Oh, you're adorable. That's just freaking adorable.

WOW@!@ You have No trolltastic words?

Disappointing. Nice cop out though, seriously.Summoner101: Well you've shown you can frantically argue without facts, why should I waste my time when you'll just ignore them anyway?

I am saving this thread for our benefit, really. So, I am still waiting for just ONE of you trolls, and as you can look back and see, GO AHEAD and dispute ANYTHING I have said as fact.

:) Go on....I'll wait.


I believe you're already queued up with Cameron on facts that contradict your arguments, buddy
 
2012-09-30 01:59:54 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Oh, you're adorable. That's just freaking adorable.

WOW@!@ You have No trolltastic words?

Disappointing. Nice cop out though, seriously.Summoner101: Well you've shown you can frantically argue without facts, why should I waste my time when you'll just ignore them anyway?

I am saving this thread for our benefit, really. So, I am still waiting for just ONE of you trolls, and as you can look back and see, GO AHEAD and dispute ANYTHING I have said as fact.

:) Go on....I'll wait.


Bless your heart.
 
2012-09-30 02:01:03 AM

cameroncrazy1984: I know that a lot of them are, but I think Masters in Cybersecurity over there is ignoring it because it's completely devastating to whatever feeble argument he is trying to make.


I think he's more a trolling douche who doesn't even care about politics; he just likes pissing people off.
 
2012-09-30 02:01:42 AM
HAHAH I TROLL U!!!!! sure gets boring fast.
 
2012-09-30 02:02:20 AM

Summoner101: I believe you're already queued up with Cameron on facts that contradict your arguments, buddy


Cameron? What are you talking about?

You just deferred having an opinion of your own to someone else online?

Damn, get a farking spine.
 
2012-09-30 02:02:31 AM

Satanic_Hamster: cameroncrazy1984: I know that a lot of them are, but I think Masters in Cybersecurity over there is ignoring it because it's completely devastating to whatever feeble argument he is trying to make.

I think he's more a trolling douche who doesn't even care about politics; he just likes pissing people off.


That would definitely explain his "throw up a bunch of unrelated posts and hope one gets a bite" method here.
 
2012-09-30 02:03:22 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: Summoner101: I believe you're already queued up with Cameron on facts that contradict your arguments, buddy

Cameron? What are you talking about?

You just deferred having an opinion of your own to someone else online?

Damn, get a farking spine.


Studiously avoiding having to make an argument. Guess you really don't care whether you're wrong or not.
 
2012-09-30 02:06:34 AM

Satanic_Hamster: I think he's more a trolling douche who doesn't even care about politics


No, I make fun of asshats like YOU who are unable or unwilling to provide an opinion about anything, yet are so sad and whiny and join the herd because it's somehow 'safe'.

If thinking you spouting what some guy said somewhere about something you can't understand is 'political', then more power to ya.

As I said to the other trolls (who you can easily see) put up or shut up.....go ahead. This is saved for fun anyways, so try to look all smart.
 
2012-09-30 02:07:15 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: Summoner101: I believe you're already queued up with Cameron on facts that contradict your arguments, buddy

Cameron? What are you talking about?

You just deferred having an opinion of your own to someone else online?

Damn, get a farking spine.


*shrugs*

Why would I waste my time researching information for someone that's flits from argument to argument once presented with information?

Enjoy trying to press my buttons though. Totally can't see your endgame.
 
2012-09-30 02:09:25 AM

Summoner101: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Summoner101: I believe you're already queued up with Cameron on facts that contradict your arguments, buddy

Cameron? What are you talking about?

You just deferred having an opinion of your own to someone else online?

Damn, get a farking spine.

*shrugs*

Why would I waste my time researching information for someone that's flits from argument to argument once presented with information?

Enjoy trying to press my buttons though. Totally can't see your endgame.


HAHAHAHHA, well gee, thanks for the oldest troll defense in the book. As long as it took you to devise your hilarious 'defense' of not being able to form an opinion, you could have actually formed a farking opinion.

Spineless bastard, Well done.
 
2012-09-30 02:10:26 AM

Jacobin: Yes, because Obama, the community organizer son of a single mom who didn't pay off his school loans until well into his 30s is more smug than the Mormon Gordon Gecko born into political royalty who protested in favor of Vietnam while getting a draft deferment to do "missionary" work in France.

Then/than

Learn how to use them before posting


This is an official Rotsky, right. Do I win anything?
 
2012-09-30 02:11:15 AM

Summoner101: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Summoner101: I believe you're already queued up with Cameron on facts that contradict your arguments, buddy

Cameron? What are you talking about?

You just deferred having an opinion of your own to someone else online?

Damn, get a farking spine.

*shrugs*

Why would I waste my time researching information for someone that's flits from argument to argument once presented with information?

Enjoy trying to press my buttons though. Totally can't see your endgame.


Ok seriously, WTF. You must hate yourself. You really cannot come up with ONE...just ONE thing you think you can defend somewhow? Even the other dregs at least have droppped off...why the fail?
 
2012-09-30 02:12:58 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: Summoner101: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Summoner101: I believe you're already queued up with Cameron on facts that contradict your arguments, buddy

Cameron? What are you talking about?

You just deferred having an opinion of your own to someone else online?

Damn, get a farking spine.

*shrugs*

Why would I waste my time researching information for someone that's flits from argument to argument once presented with information?

Enjoy trying to press my buttons though. Totally can't see your endgame.

Ok seriously, WTF. You must hate yourself. You really cannot come up with ONE...just ONE thing you think you can defend somewhow? Even the other dregs at least have droppped off...why the fail?


Bless your heart.
 
2012-09-30 02:14:56 AM

Satanic_Hamster: As far as right wing trolls are concerned, every single member of the armed services is a traitor for not overthrowing Obama and for *daring* recognize him as their commander and chief. If they were REAL AMERICANS they would have quit the military as soon as he "tooK" office.


Well, there was at least one soldier who refused to deploy.
 
2012-09-30 02:22:39 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: Summoner101: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Summoner101: I believe you're already queued up with Cameron on facts that contradict your arguments, buddy

Cameron? What are you talking about?

You just deferred having an opinion of your own to someone else online?

Damn, get a farking spine.

*shrugs*

Why would I waste my time researching information for someone that's flits from argument to argument once presented with information?

Enjoy trying to press my buttons though. Totally can't see your endgame.

Ok seriously, WTF. You must hate yourself. You really cannot come up with ONE...just ONE thing you think you can defend somewhow? Even the other dregs at least have droppped off...why the fail?


Okay, okay. You got me. I'll do ONE thing, just for you since it looks like you're jonesing.

You called me a spineless bastard. I am a homo sapien thus a vertebrate. So, I have a spine. Also, my father was married to my mother before I was conceived, so technically I'm not a bastard.

Phew. Wow, that does make me feel better. Thanks 3BC!
 
2012-09-30 02:23:45 AM
Zingers are delicious with ranch dip.
 
2012-09-30 02:24:14 AM

Harry_Seldon: TV's Vinnie: Zingers with the HOSTESS label on them are UTTER BLASPHEMY! They should still keep the Dolly Madison label, just as St. Charlie Brown and his apostles hath ordained.

They were much tastier when they were made by Dolly Madison. The cake was less sugary, the raspberry more tart, and the coconut more chewy.


And young girls legs had more clutch.
 
2012-09-30 02:31:24 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: AbbeySomeone: dr_blasto: Metalupis: dr_blasto: GAT_00: While snark can win votes if done right, I find it unlikely at best Romney can zing without sounding like a pompous dick.

I'm just wondering what type of booze to buy for this debate. Leaning towards vodka made from apples.

This "vodka made from apples" intrigues me. What is this wonderful sounding concoction, and how may I obtain it?


Late response but it's made in Washington State. Softail is the name. You may be able to buy it online. Delicious.
 
2012-09-30 02:32:59 AM

fqhollis: Willard Mitt Romney's so boring that when you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells "Willard Mitt Romney".


"Drill more in my twat"
 
2012-09-30 02:33:10 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: I feel kinda badly for Biden.


Why?
 
2012-09-30 02:33:46 AM

doctor wu: Zingers are delicious with ranch dip.


Put the bath salts down and back away from the pantry
 
2012-09-30 02:37:39 AM
It's still revolting how Reagan's "there you go again" line is regarded as an ultimate take down. Reagan's career was launched and funded almost exclusively by private health insurance companies. He was their puppet, just like after he won the presidency he was the defense contractors' puppet. That's all Reagan ever was, a dumb, lonely befuddled puppet.

It should always be noted what Carter said right before Reagan's "there you go again." He essentially described Reagan's campaign benefactors. Of course all of America's yahoos like how Cowboy Reagan really gave it to that damn librul.

Carter: "Governor Reagan, as a matter of fact, began his political career campaigning around this nation against Medicare. Now we have an opportunity to move to a national health insurance, with an emphasis on prevention of disease. An emphasis on outpatient care, not inpatient care. An emphasis on hospital cost containment to hold down the cost of hospital care for those who are ill. An emphasis on catastrophic health insurance, so that if a family is threatened with being wiped out economically because of a very high medical bill then the insurance would help pay for it. These are the kind of elements of a national health insurance important for the American people. Governor Reagan again typically is against such a proposal."

Reagan: "There you go again."

32 years later and it's still f*cking retarded.
 
2012-09-30 02:40:20 AM

3_Butt_Cheeks: Bin Laden? An ongoing operation completed during Obama's term via is decision.


Yeah, Bush was ALL up in BinLaden's face, SEAL Team 6's flight just kept getting bumped. Remember how Bush let us all know he was knocking on BinLaden's door by calling him 'irrelevant'? WOW, such a decisive leader, he really stuck it to Osama by invading an unrelated country. Thanks for having the courage to remind us all of that.
 
2012-09-30 02:40:40 AM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Bless your heart.


Sad, but typical. Seriously, nothing??

Summoner101: Phew. Wow, that does make me feel better. Thanks 3BC!


As your fellow trolls/lemmings ave demonstrated, you have an obvious issue with something I have said, yet after nearly begging any of you brave poo flingers to simple articulate merely ONE point, neither can, Like it is hardly MY job to expose this farking hilarious 'convo' to everyone lol
 
2012-09-30 02:41:49 AM

fqhollis: Willard Mitt Romney's so boring that when you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells "Willard Mitt Romney".


NORMAL MILDEW: TRY IT
 
2012-09-30 02:42:33 AM

billygun7: 3_Butt_Cheeks: I feel kinda badly for Biden.

Why?


You have not witnessed nor heard of ALL the hilarious and sad gaffes from special Biden? Bullshiat,
 
2012-09-30 02:43:32 AM
Streetlightin? Anyone?????

:)

Ouch,
 
2012-09-30 02:43:43 AM
"I BELIEVE that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people."
 
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