propasaurus: you are a puppet: Obama's war on the handicapped continues. Now they can't even post hyperlinks!

You would think HTML would be covered in a Masters in Cybersecurity curriculum.

He was pulled away from his classes to do a hitch in the Marine Core.

TV's Vinnie: Okay, Fark filter. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

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Filter out all THAT, beeotch!

The filter results in "nubian", and it does not care if it finds a whole word or only part of a word. Hence silly filterpwnages such as "nubianrdly".

 

/Anyone have the rules for the drinking game?
//If "Take a drink when Mitt gaffes" is a rule then I'm a dead man.

Not sure if these qualify, but I saw them somewhere (Fark?), saved them, and want to pass them along.

At least we know the "Attacks" in Libya and Egypt were "random protests" and a VIDEO. I mean serious guys, THAT is what our intel says despite everything and people in my own administration. So, um...What we have now is um, like a situation that is like, evolving and stuff, and despite Gov Romney being absolutely right and stuff, my media friends went all out to make that shiat a uge deal. Damn that Romney for actually knowing wat happened after everyone else figured it out. He must be racist or hates America, That snob Ann rides a horse. A HORSE. Scum.

3_Butt_Cheeks: At least we know the "Attacks" in Libya and Egypt were "random protests" and a VIDEO. I mean serious guys, THAT is what our intel says despite everything and people in my own administration. So, um...What we have now is um, like a situation that is like, evolving and stuff, and despite Gov Romney being absolutely right and stuff, my media friends went all out to make that shiat a uge deal. Damn that Romney for actually knowing wat happened after everyone else figured it out. He must be racist or hates America, That snob Ann rides a horse. A HORSE. Scum.

Try to stay on topic.

ArtosRC: Not sure if these qualify, but I saw them somewhere (Fark?), saved them, and want to pass them along.

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Whoever made those needs to step forward so they can accept this...



...as soon as it gets untangled from the power lines. 

/hot, like the lines

3_Butt_Cheeks: At least we know the "Attacks" in Libya and Egypt were "random protests" and a VIDEO. I mean serious guys, THAT is what our intel says despite everything and people in my own administration. So, um...What we have now is um, like a situation that is like, evolving and stuff, and despite Gov Romney being absolutely right and stuff, my media friends went all out to make that shiat a uge deal. Damn that Romney for actually knowing wat happened after everyone else figured it out. He must be racist or hates America, That snob Ann rides a horse. A HORSE. Scum.

a taxpayer subsidized prancing horse. Why should we have to pay up so The Romneys could send an extra horse's ass to London during the Olympics?

Shouldn't you be framing your Masters in Cybersecurity?

The last time Romney thought he zinged Obama (blaming Obama for "apologizing" for the embassy attacks), it backfired on him BADLY.

If Romney knows what's good for his campaign, he'll keep his mouth shut. Which means, of course, that he'll derp at full speed ahead.

Romney's real strategy?

When you have to practice your zingers for 3 months before unleashing them, it's hard to make them sound authentic.
... Especially when you have the personality of a malevolent yogurt.

AbbeySomeone: dr_blasto: Metalupis: dr_blasto: GAT_00: While snark can win votes if done right, I find it unlikely at best Romney can zing without sounding like a pompous dick.

I'm just wondering what type of booze to buy for this debate. Leaning towards vodka made from apples.

This "vodka made from apples" intrigues me. What is this wonderful sounding concoction, and how may I obtain it?

KarmicDisaster: I think that the Romney plan is to provide some FOX news soundbytes that they can use. Most FOX viewers won't actually be watching the debate, and will form their impression of it from being told what to think on FOX and Rush, backed up by clips and soundbytes of 10 seconds or less.

Hardly likely to be the debate plan, because those guys are already in the bag for Rmoney, and he knows they don't have enough votes to get him over the line.

The point of the debates has to be to convince some of the waverers that he is a viable candidate.

But Obama will obviously counter any 'zingers' with "Sorry Mitt, to be Pres, you have to have a plan. You don't have a plan, all you have is some one-liners yr script writers came up with, and yr not even very good at delivering those, are you?" 

The basic failure of the Romney campaign, quite apart from all the superficial gaffes, was that believed that the weak economy was enough to get a win, so they didn't need to have any concrete plans.

So Obama will keep hammering that - "How are you going to pay for tax cuts for Sheldon and the Koch Bros? Are you going to tax the middle classes or are you going to raise the deficit? etc etc"

Obama can't run on his "record". Cutting the Debt like he said? (Um, no). PASSING A SIMPLE BUDGET? (lol yea right). Fast and Furious? (Duh, what?). Middle East rage (Um, yea, as soon as I get in power, them biatches will be lovin us)? Informing the enemy when we are leaving the battlefield? (um, check). Laughing about how we got suckered by "shovel ready" (bingo). Expanding Patriot Act, and being sure to keep every provision Obama's fantasyland ideologues thought would be booted out? (yikes, huh)? His endless and embarassing celebrity ass kissing tour, which was preceded by is shameful apology tour is depressing.

If the last 2 weeks (which CBS, NBC, ABC) have purposely buried a scandal of the highest magnitude doesn't at least give you pause, it is depressing knowing some people vote completely uninformed or mis-informed.

If you are a "one issue voter", make sure you know the facts (hint...ABC, NBC, CBS will NOT tell you this).

ArtosRC: Not sure if these qualify, but I saw them somewhere (Fark?), saved them, and want to pass them along.

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Nice job sorting them in order of increasing awesomeness. Not sure if that was the case when you found them.

Our resident Masters in Cybersecurity holder is trying the ol' "throw sh*t at a wall and see if it sticks" method tonight.

George Bush: What? That can't be right. I must have spoken for at least two minutes.

Diane Sawyer: No, just forty seconds, Mr. Vice-President.

George Bush: Really? Well, if I didn't use the time then, I must have just used the time now, talking about it.

Diane Sawyer: No, no, Mr. Vice-President, it's not being counted against you.

George Bush: Well, I just don't want it to count against Governor Dukakis' time.

Diane Sawyer: It won't. It will come out of the post-debate commentary.

George Bush: Do you think that's a good idea?

Diane Sawyer: You still have a minute-twenty, Mr. Vice-President.

George Bush: Well, more has to be done, sure. But the programs we have in place are doing the job, so let's keep on track and stay the course.

Diane Sawyer: You have fifty seconds left, Mr. Vice-President.

George Bush: Let me sum up. On track, stay the course. Thousand points of light.

Diane Sawyer: Governor Dukakis. Rebuttal?

Michael Dukakis: I can't believe I'm losing to this guy!

This is where the "Blame Bush" strategy fails, and the new "We cannot make an assessement at this time" comes by for a visit. Hell, Barry sent out poor Susan Rice to be the freggin patsy on the whole lie...her career is now slightly above Presidential Dog pooper scooper.

Actually, the more I look at the posts I think someone accidentally left their bot on.

Ok,
I have to find the right drink so that I'll be able to make the entire debate?
Beer will be too filling and vodak will probably get me poisoned.

Virtual Pariah: Ok,
I have to find the right drink so that I'll be able to make the entire debate?
Beer will be too filling and vodak will probably get me poisoned.

Bartles and James?

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I don't see how snack cakes will help.

If comics have taught me anything (like how radiation gives you superpowers instead of a slow, painful death), it's that snack cakes solve everything:

Notabunny: 3_Butt_Cheeks: At least we know the "Attacks" in Libya and Egypt were "random protests" and a VIDEO. I mean serious guys, THAT is what our intel says despite everything and people in my own administration. So, um...What we have now is um, like a situation that is like, evolving and stuff, and despite Gov Romney being absolutely right and stuff, my media friends went all out to make that shiat a uge deal. Damn that Romney for actually knowing wat happened after everyone else figured it out. He must be racist or hates America, That snob Ann rides a horse. A HORSE. Scum.

Yes, Mittens proved he is politically inept and he's paying the price for it. That's good. Somebody so blatantly incompetent would endanger America when confronted by world leaders.

Purple monkey vegetables? You disputed nothing, yet attempt to claim some sort of knowledge? lol, gee thanks.

Mike_LowELL: StopArrestingMe: Im no Larry the Cable Guy but those are pretty funny right there if you ask me. Bottom line is Obamas got nothin. Mint Romney has this election in the bag and any voters who want to tag along are welcome to jump on the bandwagon which seems to have the momentum of a runaway fright train with a dog on the roof. A devil dog that is. So vote Paul Ryan.

Finally, somebody gets it. I don't think there has ever been an American presidential debate where one of the candidates breaks down in tears and walks off the stage, humiliated and ashamed that anyone would vote for him, but the economy never crashed this hard before Taxbongo took office either, so I guess you can say there's a first time for everything with this chump of a President.

This is the first time I have ever seen someone take a StopArrestingMe post as anything- ANYTHING- other than a word puzzle. Congratulations.

Clutch2013: ArtosRC: Not sure if these qualify, but I saw them somewhere (Fark?), saved them, and want to pass them along.

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Whoever made those needs to step forward so they can accept this...

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...as soon as it gets untangled from the power lines. 

/hot, like the lines

you want that person to have a bunch of broken beer bottles, with the beer seeping quickly into the pavement, as a reminder than all things in life are fleeting?

I feel kinda badly for Biden.

3_Butt_Cheeks: I feel kinda badly for Biden.

Why, he has a wonderful wife, a high paying job with no defined responsibilities, and a Trans-Am?

Fark It: So, Romney's plan for debating the strongest public speaker of a generation and one of the smartest people to every occupy the White House is to get into a rhetorical shootout on live television?


Good luck.

Really? I think the problems Romney has simply cannot be solved in the environment of a debate. His biggest problem came at a moment when he didn't think he was on camera. He right now so much knows he's on camera that he's rehearsing moments that are supposed to come unrehearsed. The 47% moment will haunt him until the point at which another hidden camera comes out showing him refuting his 47% moment.

Of course, then he gets into the Schrodinger's Candidate issue.

Romney cannot win the election with the debates. All he can do is hope to hang on, and for that, he needs Obama to somehow act completely out of character. His real path to any possible win has to come in retail politics, a big weakness for him, and even if he figures it out, the clock is running too short for him to press enough flesh to make up the difference in time for November 6.

And if/when he doesn't figure it out, he needs a complete and total disqualifying moment to hit Obama. As in, Barack punching Michelle in the face or something.

And every day from here on in that he fails to have.... whatever it is that he needs to have happen happen, votes are starting to lock in.

Really, if I'm Romney's advisor, I tell him pretty bluntly that he's basically screwed; that the pieces in place are such that all he can do is hope for something extraordinarily lucky to happen, and to just start trying to save the downballot races.

Harry_Seldon: 3_Butt_Cheeks: I feel kinda badly for Biden.

Why, he has a wonderful wife, a high paying job with no defined responsibilities, and a Trans-Am?

Correction: one defined responsibility that no one in his position has bothered to perform for over two hundred years.

Taunting a world class troll effectively takes a natural skill set that Romney just doesn't seem to have. Teasing it with pointy jabs that your buddies thought had the making of a real row will only make it smile back at you from the dark cover of its bridge. A good troll knows his bridge and its faults better than anyone and knows how to make you feel good about the path you choose.

I wish mittens luck on his path, but I'm afraid that is leads under Obama's bridge.

Gosling: Mike_LowELL: StopArrestingMe: Im no Larry the Cable Guy but those are pretty funny right there if you ask me. Bottom line is Obamas got nothin. Mint Romney has this election in the bag and any voters who want to tag along are welcome to jump on the bandwagon which seems to have the momentum of a runaway fright train with a dog on the roof. A devil dog that is. So vote Paul Ryan.

Finally, somebody gets it. I don't think there has ever been an American presidential debate where one of the candidates breaks down in tears and walks off the stage, humiliated and ashamed that anyone would vote for him, but the economy never crashed this hard before Taxbongo took office either, so I guess you can say there's a first time for everything with this chump of a President.

This is the first time I have ever seen someone take a StopArrestingMe post as anything- ANYTHING- other than a word puzzle. Congratulations.

You may want to take a look at the person you're responding to.

/It's like watching old videos of Stevie Ray Vaughn and BB King jamming together

Gosling: Really? I think the problems Romney has simply cannot be solved in the environment of a debate. His biggest problem came at a moment when he didn't think he was on camera. He right now so much knows he's on camera that he's rehearsing moments that are supposed to come unrehearsed. The 47% moment will haunt him until the point at which another hidden camera comes out showing him refuting his 47% moment.

Of course, then he gets into the Schrodinger's Candidate issue.

Romney cannot win the election with the debates. All he can do is hope to hang on, and for that, he needs Obama to somehow act completely out of character. His real path to any possible win has to come in retail politics, a big weakness for him, and even if he figures it out, the clock is running too short for him to press enough flesh to make up the difference in time for November 6.

And if/when he doesn't figure it out, he needs a complete and total disqualifying moment to hit Obama. As in, Barack punching Michelle in the face or something.

And every day from here on in that he fails to have.... whatever it is that he needs to have happen happen, votes are starting to lock in.

Really, if I'm Romney's advisor, I tell him pretty bluntly that he's basically screwed; that the pieces in place are such that all he can do is hope for something extraordinarily lucky to happen, and to just start trying to save the downballot races.

Awesome analysis, but LOL! His own party doesn't even like him, but it's not like he even got into this to help the Republican's cause. He's only ever been doing this for his own ego. At this point, i think he's just trying to not embarrass himself.

Mitt can always update a classic...

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I don't see how snack cakes will help.

If comics have taught me anything (like how radiation gives you superpowers instead of a slow, painful death), it's that snack cakes solve everything:

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I've learned something new.

Aar1012: No no no. It was a typo. The key to winning the debate was ringers. They're going to get a ringer to play Mitt and debate Obama

Are you sure it's not dingers?

Notabunny: A politically competent candidate would have been able to restrain himself, let the situation unfold and possibly make Obama look bad. But Romney proved he lacks self-control. He was too eager to gain some points

Lacks self control? You see some kind of pattern here?

Gain some points is kinda what politics is.

Notabunny: focused his comments on Obama instead of the situation, and made himself look like a self-centered opportunist.

Obama and is cronies lied from the beginning, and made it much much worse for themselves without much reason in doing so. Despite the mental masterbation of the media, Romney was spot on.

Notabunny: Romney's move stunk of craven desperation

Not really, it was clear, concise, and correct. Being rigt is not 'desperate'.

Notabunny: I'm trying to be as polite as Peggy Noonan. Romney proved he's a Not Ready For Prime-Time Player

Obama continues is fail tour, trying vocal ninjitsu to deflect from an unemployment rate still over 8%, and crashing economy, tax hikes with obamacare, failed cronyism, and a middle east ripping apart depite his 'neutrailty' with Egypt and Syria, while Iran arms everyone.

At least the View got to chill with the Prez.

No no no. It was a typo. The key to winning the debate was singers. They're going to get the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to play Mitt and debate Obama

fqhollis: No no no. It was a typo. The key to winning the debate was singers. They're going to get the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to play Mitt and debate Obama

You are all wrong. The key to winning the debate is fingers. The candidate who hits the buzzer first gets to answer. (All responses must be in the form of a question.)