Mugato: Rick Tyler, the former Newt Gingrich adviserI have a reckless driving arrest on my record and I wouldn't put that on my resume.
Sock Ruh Tease: The plan was obviously rape. Lots and lots of rape.
James F. Campbell: I bet he wins. If you had any lingering doubts about the quality if your fellow citizens, his victory will dispel them.
Smoking GNU: Sock Ruh Tease: The plan was obviously rape. Lots and lots of rape.
had98c: James F. Campbell: I bet he wins. If you had any lingering doubts about the quality if your fellow citizens, his victory will dispel them.He's going to win, and it's not going to be close. People will happily ignore his inane comment on rape for the greater good of not letting the godless heathen socialist party win.
Guntram Shatterhand: feigning confidence as they shiat their pants.
Mantour: [talkingpointsmemo.com image 652x360]Stay the Course! Stay the Course! It is UNSINKABLE! We have watertight compartments!
Mentat: Mantour: [talkingpointsmemo.com image 652x360]Stay the Course! Stay the Course! It is UNSINKABLE! We have watertight compartments!"You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of clues in heat if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
Lionel Mandrake: "We don't say 'ladylike or gentlemanly?' Did you notice how the president of the United States was introduced in his last speech? 'Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States. All those people must have been offended right?"Wow...talk about f*cking CLUELESS
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