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2012-09-29 05:08:46 PM
7 votes:

theflatline: I read the article.

1. Since when do you go to a hospital for alcohol poisoning do they check your butthole. Well I guess they saw the damage to his rectum when they cleaned him since he shiat his pants.
2. They were using Franzia, which would make sense for butt chugging.

Who the hell can get drunk on Franzia?


Exactly! Thank you!
The alcohol in Franzia doesn't work like alcohol does in other drinks. If it's legitimate Franzia, the body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. You won't get drunk at all.
2012-09-29 04:40:16 PM
6 votes:
I think the PLUG tag would have been appropriate here.
2012-09-29 05:07:20 PM
4 votes:

The_Homeless_Guy: theflatline: I read the article.

1. Since when do you go to a hospital for alcohol poisoning do they check your butthole. Well I guess they saw the damage to his rectum when they cleaned him since he shiat his pants.
2. They were using Franzia, which would make sense for butt chugging.

Who the hell can get drunk on Franzia?

If they can't rule out trauma (which you generally can't on really drunk people) they will check out your bung hole to assess for rectal tone (loss of rectal tone is a bad thing).


What does a normal rectal tone sound like? I've been a tad squeeky today and I'm a little worried.
2012-09-29 04:28:44 PM
4 votes:
Wish that I was in ole Chuggy Butt
Down in Knoxville UT.
Lots of runny poop on Chuggy Butt,
But ain't no need to pee.
...
Chuggy Butt, you'll always be
A drunk dumb ass to me.
Good ole Chuggy Butt,
Chuggy Butt, Tennessee,
Chuggy Butt, Tennessee . . .


/ got nuttin'
2012-09-29 05:32:08 PM
3 votes:
Heineyken
2012-09-29 05:33:30 PM
2 votes:

LemSkroob: Is there a single thing that frats do that isn't homoerotic?


Date rape?
2012-09-29 05:32:48 PM
2 votes:
and Guinnass
2012-09-29 05:08:49 PM
2 votes:

MoronLessOff: The_Homeless_Guy: theflatline: I read the article.

1. Since when do you go to a hospital for alcohol poisoning do they check your butthole. Well I guess they saw the damage to his rectum when they cleaned him since he shiat his pants.
2. They were using Franzia, which would make sense for butt chugging.

Who the hell can get drunk on Franzia?

If they can't rule out trauma (which you generally can't on really drunk people) they will check out your bung hole to assess for rectal tone (loss of rectal tone is a bad thing).

What does a normal rectal tone sound like? I've been a tad squeeky today and I'm a little worried.


The oil hasn't hit yet.
2012-09-29 04:53:28 PM
2 votes:

HighZoolander: I think the PLUG tag would have been appropriate here.


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2012-09-29 04:47:19 PM
2 votes:
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2012-09-29 04:38:03 PM
2 votes:

ultraholland: this practice goes back to the ancient kings of central/south America (not sure which civilization/culture): they would give the king hallucinogens and booze; they'd also funnel booze into his rectum for added affect. Then, over the ceremonial fire, they'd pierce his penis and drain the regal penis blood onto the flame. At this point the king was supposed to receive a vision of his spirit guide (most likely some sort of serpent/dragon thing) which would tell him how the harvest, war, etc. was going to go. These frat boys have jack shiat on the kings of old.


But did they throw little pickles at him?
2012-09-29 04:37:54 PM
2 votes:
The problem with butt chugging is that you eventually get the butt munchies.
2012-09-29 04:31:16 PM
2 votes:
The procedure bypasses the stomach, accelerating the absorption rate, Slovis said. Pouring the alcohol through a funnel can increase the amount of alcohol consumed because it's hard to gauge how much is going in.

"When you're dumping it into your rectum, often via a funnel, one or two ounces seems like such a minuscule amount"...


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Stay thirsty my friends.
2012-09-29 04:24:06 PM
2 votes:
Finally, someone discovers the only acceptable way to drink Coors.
2012-09-29 08:17:54 PM
1 votes:
It gets better.
2012-09-29 07:08:51 PM
1 votes:

MoronLessOff: What does a normal rectal tone sound like? I've been a tad squeeky today and I'm a little worried.


Ass out of tune you say?

Has your ass gone flat? or sharp?
2012-09-29 05:13:09 PM
1 votes:
Sadder buttweiser
2012-09-29 04:51:51 PM
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: JRoo: Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop squirting brandy up my butt.

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2012-09-29 04:50:34 PM
1 votes:

JRoo: Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop squirting brandy up my butt.


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2012-09-29 04:48:06 PM
1 votes:
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop squirting brandy up my butt.
2012-09-29 04:46:14 PM
1 votes:

Nuclear Monk: The problem with butt chugging is that you eventually get the butt munchies.


www.eatmedaily.com

...and that's how you roast a turkey.
2012-09-29 04:29:54 PM
1 votes:
from the football thread

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2012-09-29 04:27:09 PM
1 votes:
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2012-09-29 04:26:04 PM
1 votes:
TFA: "When you're dumping it into your rectum, often via a funnel, one or two ounces seems like such a minuscule amount," he said. Ingesting more can create unconsciousness quite quickly, he explained.

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Hey, I can't swallow that much booze!

Well, GOOD NEWS! It's a suppository!
2012-09-29 04:24:30 PM
1 votes:
What will they think of next. Vodka soaked tampons?!
2012-09-29 04:24:08 PM
1 votes:
"It's something that offers no advantages, while at the same time risking someone's life," he said.

The procedure bypasses the stomach, accelerating the absorption rate, Slovis said. Pouring the alcohol through a funnel can increase the amount of alcohol consumed because it's hard to gauge how much is going in."

Well obviously it does have SOME advantages, unless you are under the impression alcohol is for replenishing lost liquid and not for getting intoxicated.
2012-09-29 12:34:35 PM
1 votes:
It would explain Budweiser.
 
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