olddeegee: A** liquor?
maxx2112: Chuggy Butt, Tennessee
theflatline: Who the hell can get drunk on Franzia?
Fromageball: How does this work, exactly? The article mentions a funnel, so is the person sitting there w/ butt in the air while someone else pours alcohol into the funnel? I mean WTF?? Who came up with this idea?
ultraholland: this practice goes back to the ancient kings of central/south America (not sure which civilization/culture): they would give the king hallucinogens and booze; they'd also funnel booze into his rectum for added affect. Then, over the ceremonial fire, they'd pierce his penis and drain the regal penis blood onto the flame. At this point the king was supposed to receive a vision of his spirit guide (most likely some sort of serpent/dragon thing) which would tell him how the harvest, war, etc. was going to go. These frat boys have jack shiat on the kings of old.
pion: theflatline: Who the hell can get drunk on Franzia?I have. You just have to have high levels of Franzia and low levels of standards.
theflatline: I read the article.1. Since when do you go to a hospital for alcohol poisoning do they check your butthole. Well I guess they saw the damage to his rectum when they cleaned him since he shiat his pants.2. They were using Franzia, which would make sense for butt chugging.Who the hell can get drunk on Franzia?
HighZoolander: I think the PLUG tag would have been appropriate here.
LemSkroob: Is there a single thing that frats do that isn't homoerotic?
St_Francis_P: It would explain Budttweiser.
Nuclear Monk: The problem with butt chugging is that you eventually get the butt munchies.
JRoo: Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop squirting brandy up my butt.
LordOfThePings: JRoo: Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop squirting brandy up my butt.[img.allvoices.com image 457x360]
theflatline: 1. Since when do you go to a hospital for alcohol poisoning do they check your butthole. Well I guess they saw the damage to his rectum when they cleaned him since he shiat his pants.
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