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2012-09-29 12:27:37 PM
A** liquor?
 
2012-09-29 12:34:35 PM
It would explain Budweiser.
 
2012-09-29 02:46:47 PM

olddeegee: A** liquor?


i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-29 04:24:06 PM
Finally, someone discovers the only acceptable way to drink Coors.
 
2012-09-29 04:24:08 PM
"It's something that offers no advantages, while at the same time risking someone's life," he said.

The procedure bypasses the stomach, accelerating the absorption rate, Slovis said. Pouring the alcohol through a funnel can increase the amount of alcohol consumed because it's hard to gauge how much is going in."

Well obviously it does have SOME advantages, unless you are under the impression alcohol is for replenishing lost liquid and not for getting intoxicated.
 
2012-09-29 04:24:26 PM
I read the article.

1. Since when do you go to a hospital for alcohol poisoning do they check your butthole. Well I guess they saw the damage to his rectum when they cleaned him since he shiat his pants.
2. They were using Franzia, which would make sense for butt chugging.

Who the hell can get drunk on Franzia?
 
2012-09-29 04:24:30 PM
What will they think of next. Vodka soaked tampons?!
 
2012-09-29 04:24:36 PM
this practice goes back to the ancient kings of central/south America (not sure which civilization/culture): they would give the king hallucinogens and booze; they'd also funnel booze into his rectum for added affect. Then, over the ceremonial fire, they'd pierce his penis and drain the regal penis blood onto the flame. At this point the king was supposed to receive a vision of his spirit guide (most likely some sort of serpent/dragon thing) which would tell him how the harvest, war, etc. was going to go. These frat boys have jack shiat on the kings of old.
 
2012-09-29 04:25:03 PM
randommization.com
 
2012-09-29 04:26:04 PM
TFA: "When you're dumping it into your rectum, often via a funnel, one or two ounces seems like such a minuscule amount," he said. Ingesting more can create unconsciousness quite quickly, he explained.

theinfosphere.org

Hey, I can't swallow that much booze!

Well, GOOD NEWS! It's a suppository!
 
2012-09-29 04:27:09 PM
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2012-09-29 04:27:50 PM
I've heard of body shots, but this is gross.
 
2012-09-29 04:28:44 PM
Wish that I was in ole Chuggy Butt
Down in Knoxville UT.
Lots of runny poop on Chuggy Butt,
But ain't no need to pee.
...
Chuggy Butt, you'll always be
A drunk dumb ass to me.
Good ole Chuggy Butt,
Chuggy Butt, Tennessee,
Chuggy Butt, Tennessee . . .


/ got nuttin'
 
2012-09-29 04:29:34 PM
How does this work, exactly? The article mentions a funnel, so is the person sitting there w/ butt in the air while someone else pours alcohol into the funnel? I mean WTF?? Who came up with this idea?

This kid shiat himself before having to be taken to the hospital. Does anybody really want to be That Guy? The guy who shiat himself at a party and then had to be taken to hospital. People will never forget that. Especially not the person who had to clean up said shiat. Good lawd. and in this case it appears to be part of a fraternity hazing ritual...really, it's not worth it man. Not. worth. it.
 
2012-09-29 04:29:54 PM
from the football thread

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2012-09-29 04:31:02 PM
Beer in the butt is déclassé. Try Merlot.
 
2012-09-29 04:31:16 PM
The procedure bypasses the stomach, accelerating the absorption rate, Slovis said. Pouring the alcohol through a funnel can increase the amount of alcohol consumed because it's hard to gauge how much is going in.

"When you're dumping it into your rectum, often via a funnel, one or two ounces seems like such a minuscule amount"...


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Stay thirsty my friends.
 
2012-09-29 04:31:52 PM
I'm sure his name will never show up on the Google.
 
2012-09-29 04:32:34 PM
"It is believed that members of the fraternity were utilizing rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol,"

Fraternities!
 
2012-09-29 04:32:59 PM
I don't always butt-chug, but when I do, I prefer Franzia Sunset Blush.
 
2012-09-29 04:33:20 PM

maxx2112: Chuggy Butt, Tennessee


I hope I forget that before I listen to that song again.
 
2012-09-29 04:33:59 PM
Franzia blush? I at least thought it was vodka or something.
 
2012-09-29 04:34:37 PM
I assume you have to pre-drink to get in the frame of mind to want to do this.
 
2012-09-29 04:34:41 PM

theflatline: Who the hell can get drunk on Franzia?


I have. You just have to have high levels of Franzia and low levels of standards.
 
2012-09-29 04:36:32 PM
Ahhh, Pikes. Seriously, are fraternities and sororities even relevant anymore? I mean I get professional and service frats, etc, but it seems like the "sodomize pledges and date rape people" ones have kind of jumped the shark a long time ago.
 
2012-09-29 04:37:41 PM

Fromageball: How does this work, exactly? The article mentions a funnel, so is the person sitting there w/ butt in the air while someone else pours alcohol into the funnel? I mean WTF?? Who came up with this idea?

Who came up with it? I blame Natty Light. Because someone was handed one and say "uh... I really want alcohol, but is there some way I can do this without TASTING this shiat?"

Many times this was said, and nothing came of it. But then one day it was said where a funnel and a length of tubing was within view.

And thus was born the idea of the boozenema.
 
2012-09-29 04:37:54 PM
The problem with butt chugging is that you eventually get the butt munchies.
 
2012-09-29 04:38:03 PM

ultraholland: this practice goes back to the ancient kings of central/south America (not sure which civilization/culture): they would give the king hallucinogens and booze; they'd also funnel booze into his rectum for added affect. Then, over the ceremonial fire, they'd pierce his penis and drain the regal penis blood onto the flame. At this point the king was supposed to receive a vision of his spirit guide (most likely some sort of serpent/dragon thing) which would tell him how the harvest, war, etc. was going to go. These frat boys have jack shiat on the kings of old.


But did they throw little pickles at him?
 
2012-09-29 04:39:43 PM
Is there a single thing that frats do that isn't homoerotic?
 
2012-09-29 04:40:04 PM

pion: theflatline: Who the hell can get drunk on Franzia?

I have. You just have to have high levels of Franzia and low levels of standards.


That sh*t isn't really wine and will give you a memorable hangover. I'm pretty sure it's just Nighttrain with a better label.
 
2012-09-29 04:40:10 PM
TFA: Police concluded otherwise from evidence they found at the frat house, including boxes of Franzia Sunset Blush wine.

it makes sense because you can just butt-chug a little bit and then put the box back in the freezer.
 
2012-09-29 04:40:16 PM
I think the PLUG tag would have been appropriate here.
 
2012-09-29 04:40:20 PM

theflatline: I read the article.

1. Since when do you go to a hospital for alcohol poisoning do they check your butthole. Well I guess they saw the damage to his rectum when they cleaned him since he shiat his pants.
2. They were using Franzia, which would make sense for butt chugging.

Who the hell can get drunk on Franzia?


If they can't rule out trauma (which you generally can't on really drunk people) they will check out your bung hole to assess for rectal tone (loss of rectal tone is a bad thing).
 
2012-09-29 04:40:42 PM
Well...

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/I could drink that
 
2012-09-29 04:41:35 PM

HighZoolander: I think the PLUG tag would have been appropriate here.


seconded! Says Scruffy
 
2012-09-29 04:41:41 PM
gravy chugging cretin.: But did they throw little pickles at him?

I'm not the only one with that dream?
 
2012-09-29 04:42:46 PM
CygnusDarius: /I could drink that

this thread is now Keyra
 
2012-09-29 04:44:18 PM

LemSkroob: Is there a single thing that frats do that isn't homoerotic?


This
/What straight male would stick a ping pong ball up another males anus
 
2012-09-29 04:44:40 PM
FTA:" Broughton did not respond to a cellphone message seeking comment on Friday."

No, I bet he didn't

St_Francis_P: It would explain Budttweiser.

 
2012-09-29 04:46:14 PM

Nuclear Monk: The problem with butt chugging is that you eventually get the butt munchies.


www.eatmedaily.com

...and that's how you roast a turkey.
 
2012-09-29 04:47:19 PM
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2012-09-29 04:48:06 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop squirting brandy up my butt.
 
2012-09-29 04:50:34 PM

JRoo: Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop squirting brandy up my butt.


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2012-09-29 04:51:51 PM

LordOfThePings: JRoo: Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop squirting brandy up my butt.

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2012-09-29 04:53:07 PM
Espertron

I knew it was something like that.
 
2012-09-29 04:53:28 PM

HighZoolander: I think the PLUG tag would have been appropriate here.


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2012-09-29 04:54:10 PM
Injuries to his rectum led hospital officials to fear he had been sodomized.


Just another day in the life of a fratboy
 
2012-09-29 04:55:10 PM
I hear they call it chug a chug.

With all that noise, I'd call it gainst the law!



//obscure
 
2012-09-29 04:57:39 PM

theflatline: 1. Since when do you go to a hospital for alcohol poisoning do they check your butthole. Well I guess they saw the damage to his rectum when they cleaned him since he shiat his pants.


I have a friend whose brother is an ER nurse. He says that if you come into his ER with any signs of trama, you're getting a finger up the ass. Checks for two things:

1. Muscle tone. The internal sphincter muscle response is largely automatic, so if it's not happening there's a large chance of spinal damage.

2. Internal bleeding. Any bleeding along the GI tract, at least, is going to eventually end up at the end. It's a quick test, and there's no reason not to do it.
 
2012-09-29 05:00:45 PM
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