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2012-09-29 06:07:04 AM  
Say what you will about this family, but while they're tacky & trashy, they also seem to have a lot of love & affection for each other. And I don't mean in a sexual way either. A rarity in reality shows.
 
2012-09-29 06:10:59 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Say what you will about this family, but while they're tacky & trashy, they also seem to have a lot of love & affection for each other. And I don't mean in a sexual way either. A rarity in reality shows.


While that is good, and they could always be much worse and be the family you see on COPS, the show itself feels like a major step toward the old cries of Idiocracy being a documentary.
 
2012-09-29 06:15:35 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Say what you will about this family, but while they're tacky & trashy, they also seem to have a lot of love & affection for each other. And I don't mean in a sexual way either. A rarity in reality shows.


It's because they're all too stupid to realize that they are all terrible people. .
 
2012-09-29 08:17:48 AM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-29 08:20:25 AM  

Shadowknight: Bathia_Mapes: Say what you will about this family, but while they're tacky & trashy, they also seem to have a lot of love & affection for each other. And I don't mean in a sexual way either. A rarity in reality shows.

It's because they're all too stupid to realize that they are all terrible people. .


I can't stand the show, but I have no qualms with their feelings for each other.
I didn't read the article; is this the directions for cooking like Honey Boo Boo
1. Fry it!
2. Eat it!
 
2012-09-29 08:42:55 AM  
Fox News knows its audience.
 
2012-09-29 08:43:59 AM  
I really don't think microwaving mac & cheese is cooking.
 
2012-09-29 08:52:28 AM  
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-09-29 09:02:51 AM  

Ed Finnerty: [dtdstudios.com image 612x612]


Where...is...that...from?
 
2012-09-29 09:04:51 AM  
 
2012-09-29 09:05:38 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Shadowknight: Bathia_Mapes: Say what you will about this family, but while they're tacky & trashy, they also seem to have a lot of love & affection for each other. And I don't mean in a sexual way either. A rarity in reality shows.

It's because they're all too stupid to realize that they are all terrible people. .

I can't stand the show, but I have no qualms with their feelings for each other.
I didn't read the article; is this the directions for cooking like Honey Boo Boo
1. Fry it!
2. Eat it!


I should admit that I only recently, within the last couple weeks, heard about the show at all. Living in Spain has the advantage of of missing out on of the stupider aspects of American entertainment. I also miss out on watching live football, which sucks. But having heard about this show on Bill Mahar's show and looking it up on YouTube, this is what I've gathered:

Mom is a fat, glutinous sea cow who lives vicariously by putting her daughter in beauty pageants destined to give her body image issues or a massively undeserved entitlement based ego later on. They hand out high fructose corn syrup to their kids like it's mother's milk, which may actually be healthier than what secretes from that pancake stack shaped, Lovecraftian horror of a woman. They glorify their own willful ignorance and backward ways as virtue. And they seem to know exactly what they are, self manufacturing catch phrases like they just knew it was a matter of time until they got put up or laughs like the freak show they are.

And yet, they have an audience. What the ratio is as far as people actually like them and the people making fun of them is, I don't know, but either way we are dumber as a nation for having them foisted upon us.
 
2012-09-29 09:07:10 AM  
Living in Spain has the advantage of of missing out on of the stupider...

I'm sorry, apparently I had a stroke there for a minute.
 
2012-09-29 09:16:33 AM  

eraser8: Ed Finnerty: [dtdstudios.com image 612x612]

Where...is...that...from?


Someone posted it on Reddit a couple weeks back. I had to save it.
 
2012-09-29 09:19:26 AM  

Shadowknight: Krymson Tyde: Shadowknight: Bathia_Mapes: Say what you will about this family, but while they're tacky & trashy, they also seem to have a lot of love & affection for each other. And I don't mean in a sexual way either. A rarity in reality shows.

It's because they're all too stupid to realize that they are all terrible people. .

I can't stand the show, but I have no qualms with their feelings for each other.
I didn't read the article; is this the directions for cooking like Honey Boo Boo
1. Fry it!
2. Eat it!

I should admit that I only recently, within the last couple weeks, heard about the show at all. Living in Spain has the advantage of of missing out on of the stupider aspects of American entertainment. I also miss out on watching live football, which sucks. But having heard about this show on Bill Mahar's show and looking it up on YouTube, this is what I've gathered:

Mom is a fat, glutinous sea cow who lives vicariously by putting her daughter in beauty pageants destined to give her body image issues or a massively undeserved entitlement based ego later on. They hand out high fructose corn syrup to their kids like it's mother's milk, which may actually be healthier than what secretes from that pancake stack shaped, Lovecraftian horror of a woman. They glorify their own willful ignorance and backward ways as virtue. And they seem to know exactly what they are, self manufacturing catch phrases like they just knew it was a matter of time until they got put up or laughs like the freak show they are.

And yet, they have an audience. What the ratio is as far as people actually like them and the people making fun of them is, I don't know, but either way we are dumber as a nation for having them foisted upon us.


But, you know, they love each other, so it's all good. And isn't that the real lesson here?

Here, have some sketti (that's noodles smothered with butter and catsup, in case it isn't in the link)
 
2012-09-29 09:20:45 AM  
I highly recommend reading Ruthless Review's article on that show.
 
2012-09-29 09:29:34 AM  
Honey Boo Boo is 6. She's not doing much cooking.
 
2012-09-29 09:29:42 AM  

Spoon over Marin: I really don't think microwaving mac & cheese is cooking.


Who cares?
 
2012-09-29 09:30:59 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Say what you will about this family, but while they're tacky & trashy, they also seem to have a lot of love & affection for each other. And I don't mean in a sexual way either. A rarity in reality shows.


So, they're basically a bunch of shaved apes, but at least they don't throw their poo at each other. At least, not until season 3.
 
2012-09-29 09:32:08 AM  

TappingTheVein: I highly recommend reading Ruthless Review's article on that show.


Oh thank you
 
2012-09-29 09:56:32 AM  
Don't forget, this is the species that will, no, MUST, colonize the universe.
 
2012-09-29 09:56:32 AM  

TappingTheVein: I highly recommend reading Ruthless Review's article on that show.


I already read that once this week, but I am thrilled to do so again. Just...........inspired.
 
2012-09-29 10:21:32 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Don't forget, this is the species that will, no, MUST, colonize the universe.


Nah, we should make them live for a couple hundred years, instead. That's a much better idea!
 
2012-09-29 10:22:30 AM  

Shadowknight: Krymson Tyde: Shadowknight: Bathia_Mapes: Say what you will about this family, but while they're tacky & trashy, they also seem to have a lot of love & affection for each other. And I don't mean in a sexual way either. A rarity in reality shows.

It's because they're all too stupid to realize that they are all terrible people. .

I can't stand the show, but I have no qualms with their feelings for each other.
I didn't read the article; is this the directions for cooking like Honey Boo Boo
1. Fry it!
2. Eat it!

I should admit that I only recently, within the last couple weeks, heard about the show at all. Living in Spain has the advantage of of missing out on of the stupider aspects of American entertainment. I also miss out on watching live football, which sucks. But having heard about this show on Bill Mahar's show and looking it up on YouTube, this is what I've gathered:

Mom is a fat, glutinous sea cow who lives vicariously by putting her daughter in beauty pageants destined to give her body image issues or a massively undeserved entitlement based ego later on. They hand out high fructose corn syrup to their kids like it's mother's milk, which may actually be healthier than what secretes from that pancake stack shaped, Lovecraftian horror of a woman. They glorify their own willful ignorance and backward ways as virtue. And they seem to know exactly what they are, self manufacturing catch phrases like they just knew it was a matter of time until they got put up or laughs like the freak show they are.

And yet, they have an audience. What the ratio is as far as people actually like them and the people making fun of them is, I don't know, but either way we are dumber as a nation for having them foisted upon us.


I don't disagree.
 
2012-09-29 10:23:07 AM  

TappingTheVein: I highly recommend reading Ruthless Review's article on that show.


Yea that pretty much sums up my thoughts. The joke is there is only the one joke. For me it got pretty old pretty quickly.
 
2012-09-29 10:25:30 AM  
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2012-09-29 10:25:32 AM  
media.tumblr.com
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media.tumblr.com

/Oblig
 
2012-09-29 10:28:30 AM  
I actually managed to watch a whole hour of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" the other week. I found the only way to make it through that program is turn it into a drinking game.

Rule No. 1: Every time someone farts or mentions a fart, drink. ...
 
2012-09-29 10:31:12 AM  

Catsaregreen: I actually managed to watch a whole hour of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" the other week. I found the only way to make it through that program is turn it into a drinking game.

Rule No. 1: Every time someone farts or mentions a fart, drink. ...


I heard a conversation about a "biscuit" and had to refrain from throwing the television out the door.
 
2012-09-29 10:46:05 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Behold, She is risen.
 
2012-09-29 10:50:50 AM  

Dahnkster: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x700]

Behold, She is risen.


Joke while you can. Anyone wanna bet she runs for political office as a Republican as soon as the law allows?

Honey Boo Boo for President! Cause she's someone I could drink Go-Go juice with!
 
2012-09-29 11:04:21 AM  

Ed Finnerty: [dtdstudios.com image 612x612]


That pic doesn't work for me. You know damn well that when that lady sits down her lap is already full.

Quantum Apostrophe: Don't forget, this is the species that will, no, MUST, colonize the universe.


I don't think "colonize" is the word you are looking for. Try "infect".
 
2012-09-29 11:06:38 AM  

Balchinian: don't think "colonize" is the word you are looking for. Try "infect".


That kinda makes you proud, doesn't it?
 
2012-09-29 11:10:34 AM  

TappingTheVein: I highly recommend reading Ruthless Review's article on that show.


That was gold
 
2012-09-29 11:25:49 AM  

TappingTheVein: I highly recommend reading Ruthless Review's article on that show.


That was awesome.
 
2012-09-29 11:30:49 AM  
Do they make child sized garbage disposals?
 
2012-09-29 11:50:23 AM  
I don't understand how anyone can be anti-abortion.
 
2012-09-29 12:00:42 PM  
All we need to do is show Mama making her "Sketti" sauce consisting of one part butter to one part generic ketchup, vigorously microwaved, and soon the entire clan will be in a Jersey landfill thanks to Francesco Rinaldi, Giovannia Barilla and Carmine Ragu.
 
2012-09-29 12:11:57 PM  

born_yesterday: Dahnkster: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x700]

Behold, She is risen.

Joke while you can. Anyone wanna bet she runs for political office as a Republican as soon as the law allows?

Honey Boo Boo for President! Cause she's someone I could drink Go-Go juice with!


She would be better than that m-word we have in the white house now.

M-Word = Marxist
 
2012-09-29 12:18:26 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Say what you will about this family, but while they're tacky & trashy, they also seem to have a lot of love & affection for each other. And I don't mean in a sexual way either. A rarity in reality shows.


I would not mind that if it wasn't for the fact the mom is a walking Stay-Puft marshmallow woman and her fat kid is well in her way to being a tub o goo herself.
 
2012-09-29 12:19:46 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Don't forget, this is the species that will, no, MUST, colonize the universe.


We'll send them out on the same ship as the telephone sanitizers.
 
2012-09-29 12:38:54 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Say what you will about this family, but while they're tacky & trashy, they also seem to have a lot of love & affection for each other. And I don't mean in a sexual way either. A rarity in reality shows.


Oh, the target audience.
 
2012-09-29 12:47:55 PM  

TappingTheVein: I highly recommend reading Ruthless Review's article on that show.


That was great, thanks.

There was a moment in the show where Chubbs asked the family, "What happens if you hold in a fart?" She may as well have asked them for the capital of Estonia. They looked around confused because holding in a fart is something not one of them has ever attempted, and no one was sure of the consequences of such a drastic act.
 
2012-09-29 12:49:01 PM  
Why would I want to learn to cook like an obese 6-year-old?
 
2012-09-29 12:51:06 PM  

Brick-House: born_yesterday: Dahnkster: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x700]

Behold, She is risen.

Joke while you can. Anyone wanna bet she runs for political office as a Republican as soon as the law allows?

Honey Boo Boo for President! Cause she's someone I could drink Go-Go juice with!

She would be better than that m-word we have in the white house now.

M-Word = Marxist


i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-29 12:53:28 PM  

Shadowknight: I also miss out on watching live football


Three words: NFL Game Pass
 
2012-09-29 12:58:06 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: All we need to do is show Mama making her "Sketti" sauce consisting of one part butter to one part generic ketchup, vigorously microwaved, and soon the entire clan will be in a Jersey landfill thanks to Francesco Rinaldi, Giovannia Barilla and Carmine Ragu.


NotSureIfSerious.jpg
 
2012-09-29 01:00:40 PM  

born_yesterday: Dahnkster: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x700]

Behold, She is risen.

Joke while you can. Anyone wanna bet she runs for political office as a Republican as soon as the law allows?

Honey Boo Boo for President! Cause she's someone I could drink Go-Go juice with!

Idiocracy

becoming a reality? I hope I'm long dead before we sink to that depravity.
 
2012-09-29 01:08:04 PM  

digistil: Shadowknight: I also miss out on watching live football

Three words: NFL Game Pass


I've already found a few streaming sites so I can watch it live. The quality varies from pretty good to completely terrible, but it works for the last year I'm here.
 
2012-09-29 01:15:39 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Say what you will about this family, but while they're tacky & trashy, they also seem to have a lot of love & affection for each other. And I don't mean in a sexual way either. A rarity in reality shows.


So what? Stalin loved his kids too.
 
2012-09-29 01:27:58 PM  
I saw about 20 seconds of those fat, disgusting FARKS and heard the trash coming out of their mouths.

That was enough.
 
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