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(CNN)   Olivia Munn to join cast of The New Girl, give Zooey Deschanel a run for her money as to who is the biggest overrated, average looking, faux-geek girl appearing on the show   (cnn.com) divider line 167
    More: Interesting, Zooey Deschanel, Olivia Munn, New Girl, Jake Johnson  
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2012-09-29 07:55:06 AM
subby sounds mad. And gay.
 
2012-09-29 08:20:21 AM
I don't get the hate. Is this what geeks do when they want to talk dirty to themselves while cranking one out?
 
2012-09-29 08:38:26 AM
Did the mean girl laugh at it subby? It's okay, she can't hurt you again unless you let her.
 
2012-09-29 08:41:48 AM

Krymson Tyde: Did the mean girl laugh at it subby? It's okay, she can't hurt you again unless you let her.


No one said anything about Mean Girls, just the obviously vapid twunts who run around going "Ooh, look how quirky I am! I have boobs! I played a video game! LOVE ME!" that are being discussed.

Mean Girls are obviously shallow, and they own it. And that's okay.

hellogiggles.com 

/plus, at least one of 'em would suck your dick for coke.
 
2012-09-29 08:44:20 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Krymson Tyde: Did the mean girl laugh at it subby? It's okay, she can't hurt you again unless you let her.

No one said anything about Mean Girls, just the obviously vapid twunts who run around going "Ooh, look how quirky I am! I have boobs! I played a video game! LOVE ME!" that are being discussed.

Mean Girls are obviously shallow, and they own it. And that's okay.

[hellogiggles.com image 410x420] 

/plus, at least one of 'em would suck your dick for coke.


Misogyny isn't sexy when it is steeped in frustration and rage.
 
2012-09-29 08:46:15 AM
She's got a nice caboose.
 
2012-09-29 08:46:17 AM

thamike: Misogyny isn't sexy when it is steeped in frustration and rage.


When exactly is it sexy? I'm trying to make a reference sheet so I know when to act like an asshole and when to be a gentleman.
 
2012-09-29 08:48:57 AM

thamike: I don't get the hate. Is this what geeks do when they want to talk dirty to themselves while cranking one out?


For some reason, the fact that a woman like this

www.beertripper.com

doesn't care about World of Warcraft matters a lot to a bunch of chronic masturbators. 

/STUDMEN69 ASSEMBLE!
 
2012-09-29 08:50:12 AM
She's good on The Newsroom, hope she's got time to do them both.

/watches both.
 
2012-09-29 08:50:47 AM

BigJT: thamike: Misogyny isn't sexy when it is steeped in frustration and rage.

When exactly is it sexy?


When you're James farkin' Bond!
 
2012-09-29 08:51:27 AM
What is with the recent hate of Zooey and saying faux geek? There was an interview a while back and her responses were either incredibly well scripted and acted or she is genuinely geeky. I can't find the link but pretty sure it was posted here.
 
2012-09-29 08:52:51 AM

BigJT: thamike: Misogyny isn't sexy when it is steeped in frustration and rage.

When exactly is it sexy? I'm trying to make a reference sheet so I know when to act like an asshole and when to be a gentleman.


I was going for abstract sardonicism.
 
2012-09-29 08:54:17 AM
too be expected from the new Gay Fark.

back in the good straight fark days this would have received a Hero tag
 
2012-09-29 08:55:24 AM
What an average woman might not look like:
www.maggiesnotebook.com
 
2012-09-29 08:56:01 AM

Lt_Ryan: What is with the recent hate of Zooey and saying faux geek? There was an interview a while back and her responses were either incredibly well scripted and acted or she is genuinely geeky. I can't find the link but pretty sure it was posted here.


They skullf*cked all meaning out of "hipster" so they're back to pissing and moaning about hot nerdy girls being no true scotstits. The level of incredulity at the thought of an attractive woman with brains, personality, and humor makes one think the 80s and 90s never happened.
 
2012-09-29 08:56:43 AM
I think I'll call it "The Treehouse Effect."
 
2012-09-29 08:57:13 AM

Lt_Ryan: What is with the recent hate of Zooey and saying faux geek?


Beats me. I know Zooey was really annoying in that Siri commercial but that doesn't mean she isn't still hot. And from what I can gather Olivia Munn was on some talk show where she pretended to like geek stuff and it turned out that it was all an act and nerds feel betrayed or something. I dunno. Let me know when they make out on that show.
 
2012-09-29 09:00:11 AM
White Knights Ahoy! 

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-29 09:03:38 AM

FirstNationalBastard: White Knights Ahoy! 

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I don't see a lot of white knighting.

I'm just honest enough to admit Olivia and Zooey's personal opinions about Skyrim don't mean jack shiat to me and I'd still like to screw both of them.
 
2012-09-29 09:06:26 AM

stoli n coke: FirstNationalBastard: White Knights Ahoy! 

[i6.photobucket.com image 330x261]

I don't see a lot of white knighting.

I'm just honest enough to admit Olivia and Zooey's personal opinions about Skyrim don't mean jack shiat to me and I'd still like to screw both of them.


And Zooey Deschanel's a vegan activist too. That's a deal breaker with anybody else, but I'd be willing to overlook it. That's not white knighting, that's honest-meets-horny and apathetic.
 
2012-09-29 09:07:59 AM

thamike: Lt_Ryan: What is with the recent hate of Zooey and saying faux geek? There was an interview a while back and her responses were either incredibly well scripted and acted or she is genuinely geeky. I can't find the link but pretty sure it was posted here.

They skullf*cked all meaning out of "hipster" so they're back to pissing and moaning about hot nerdy girls being no true scotstits. The level of incredulity at the thought of an attractive woman with brains, personality, and humor makes one think the 80s and 90s never happened.


She is much better looking when she is dressed normally and not playing the ironic/geek girl part, which is obviously her schtick and makes her money, so you cannot blame her for that. She is like the pretty girl next door. Which is not a bad thing.

I think that most of her photoshoots are ruined by her photographers making her do that deer in headlights pose.

When she is normal she is much better looking. Though her sister is way hotter. 

www.exposay.com
 
2012-09-29 09:08:23 AM

Waldo Pepper: too be expected from the new Gay Fark.

back in the good straight fark days this would have received a Hero tag


She still won't sleep with you.
 
2012-09-29 09:13:53 AM
This isn't another one of those "Merlot is the whore of the vineyard" talks, is it?
 
2012-09-29 09:21:05 AM

thamike: stoli n coke: FirstNationalBastard: White Knights Ahoy! 

[i6.photobucket.com image 330x261]

I don't see a lot of white knighting.

I'm just honest enough to admit Olivia and Zooey's personal opinions about Skyrim don't mean jack shiat to me and I'd still like to screw both of them.

And Zooey Deschanel's a vegan activist too. That's a deal breaker with anybody else, but I'd be willing to overlook it. That's not white knighting, that's honest-meets-horny and apathetic.


Horny apathy is the cornerstone of the code of chivalry! You don't think they wore all that heavy shiat and fought each other because they cared what the maidens thought, do you?
 
2012-09-29 09:24:44 AM

theflatline:

When she is normal she is much better looking. Though her sister is way hotter. 


I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed, but yes.
 
2012-09-29 09:27:23 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Krymson Tyde: Did the mean girl laugh at it subby? It's okay, she can't hurt you again unless you let her.

No one said anything about Mean Girls, just the obviously vapid twunts who run around going "Ooh, look how quirky I am! I have boobs! I played a video game! LOVE ME!" that are being discussed.

Mean Girls are obviously shallow, and they own it. And that's okay.

[hellogiggles.com image 410x420] 

/plus, at least one of 'em would suck your dick for coke.


What would Lacey, Rachel, and Amanda suck my dick for? The fun of it?


Oh Lindsay, how far you've fallen. She could watch and snort coke while I have my way with Lacey, Rachel, and Amanda.
 
2012-09-29 09:32:28 AM

Lt_Ryan: What is with the recent hate of Zooey


Backlash. Happens to everyone and everything that attains popularity.

/Zooey is sweetly pretty
 
2012-09-29 09:38:25 AM
Uh, is that photo even really Zooey? Not to say I've seen a few shops in my time, but that looks way off to me, I seriously doubt she's that ripped.
 
2012-09-29 09:40:50 AM

theflatline: ...

She is much better looking when she is dressed normally and not playing the ironic/geek girl part, which is obviously her schtick and makes her money, so you cannot blame her for that. She is like the pretty girl next door. Which is not a bad thing.

I think that most of her photoshoots are ruined by her photographers making her do that deer in headlights pose.

When she is normal she is much better looking. Though her sister is way hotter. 

[www.exposay.com image 426x620]


This one looks like "Get me the fark out of here."
 
2012-09-29 09:49:11 AM
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2012-09-29 09:50:03 AM

thamike: I don't get the hate. Is this what geeks do when they want to talk dirty to themselves while cranking one out?


Apparently Munn destroyed techtv when she became CEO of Comcast. And Zooey pissed in their cornflakes.

/they can both piss in my cornflakes
//esp at the same time
 
2012-09-29 09:53:08 AM
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-09-29 09:53:56 AM
Zooey is not a faux-geek girl, subby. She's a manic pixie dream girl
 
2012-09-29 10:02:04 AM
Wow the marketing has been super effective.
 
2012-09-29 10:07:13 AM
I read Olivia Munn's book and while she is not a good writer, by ANY stretch of the imagination, she told some fun stories

/loved Zooey until I saw 500 Days of Summer. Now I hate Zooey.
 
2012-09-29 10:13:50 AM
munn is hot as hell.. and very down to earth. Zooey is just annoying... wearing glasses with no lenses every episode?? wtf is that? btw... for those that post 10 year old pics saying shes hot... watch her show..anytime hes in a dress, she has a skinny top and her legs are like massive redwoods (the tree... not indian penii)..

BTW... she is easily in the top 2-3 worst actresses of all time, that show would be much more watchable if they replaced her on it
 
2012-09-29 10:15:44 AM

Mugato: Lt_Ryan: What is with the recent hate of Zooey and saying faux geek?

Beats me. I know Zooey was really annoying in that Siri commercial but that doesn't mean she isn't still hot. And from what I can gather Olivia Munn was on some talk show where she pretended to like geek stuff and it turned out that it was all an act and nerds feel betrayed or something. I dunno. Let me know when they make out on that show.


Eh, all I know is that every time Zooey and Olivia are cast in something, five hundred genuine geek girl actresses cry silently into their customers' mojitos.
 
2012-09-29 10:16:20 AM

Icetech3: munn is hot as hell.. and very down to earth. Zooey is just annoying... wearing glasses with no lenses every episode?? wtf is that? btw... for those that post 10 year old pics saying shes hot... watch her show..anytime hes in a dress, she has a skinny top and her legs are like massive redwoods (the tree... not indian penii)..

BTW... she is easily in the top 2-3 worst actresses of all time, that show would be much more watchable if they replaced her on it


Are you being rhetorical or do you really want to know why there are no lenses in her glasses?
 
2012-09-29 10:20:52 AM
The thing i notice about Olivia Munn is that she never really smiles. It's like she's never quite happy about what she's doing. She knows she's supposed to smile, but won't commit fully. She's hedging her bets in case the situation goes sour.
 
2012-09-29 10:21:50 AM
Are you being rhetorical or do you really want to know why there are no lenses in her glasses?

It can't be reflection, surely? There must be coatings for that. Anyone who chooses to wear glasses is a moron. The day I got my first set of contacts was farking awesome (well, after the 2 hours of not being able to get them in, that is).
 
2012-09-29 10:23:22 AM
Zoey has two things that make her not worth hitting. One she plays a way to sweet over top character on New Girl. The second one is that she's way to skinny. Slap her on the a$& and most likely break a hip.
 
2012-09-29 10:24:31 AM

Christian Bale: The thing i notice about Olivia Munn is that she never really smiles. It's like she's never quite happy about what she's doing. She knows she's supposed to smile, but won't commit fully. She's hedging her bets in case the situation goes sour.


She looks like a miserable coont to me as well. Almost like she's upset she she has topped out in the trying to sleep your way to the top but only reaching the middle. Although those captioned sexts were hilarious.
 
2012-09-29 10:25:11 AM
I like Zooey, even though she seems to be from the "Michael Cera School of Acting" (Be yourself, keep channeling yourself, keep that one really cute clueless expression on your face at all times). She is great in "Eulogy", which I highly recommend if you haven't seen it- great cast! Hank Azaria, Rip Torn, Kelly Lynch, Famke Janssen, Ray Romano, Piper Laurie, Debra Winger, etc. REALLY funny black comedy (not the Tyler Perry kind). The "Viking" funeral at the end is unbelievably funny, also "Vag in a Town"...

She was pretty terrible in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy though, and ever since she married Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard he is writing HAPPY (!) songs and not being his normal emo, heartbroken, isolated self.

I always wondered why so many Farkers despised Olivia Munn. I think she is fantastic in "The Newsroom", but now I can understand all the butthurt rage a little more.
 
2012-09-29 10:27:14 AM
I'm more upset about neither of them being observant Jews.
 
2012-09-29 10:30:12 AM

Soulcatcher: Debra Winger


Watch "Forget Paris"

Debra Winger is doing the best "middle-aged Zooey Deschanel" impression I have ever seen.

Yes, I know that came out before anyone heard of Zooey Deschanel, but watch that movie and tell me that's not what you see from now on!

/Forget Paris is a truly underrated movie.
//You asked for it, you got it! Toyota!
 
2012-09-29 10:33:11 AM

drewogatory: Are you being rhetorical or do you really want to know why there are no lenses in her glasses?

It can't be reflection, surely? There must be coatings for that. Anyone who chooses to wear glasses is a moron. The day I got my first set of contacts was farking awesome (well, after the 2 hours of not being able to get them in, that is).


Personally, I find guys who wear glasses really sexy, but that's just me.
 
2012-09-29 10:33:17 AM
This thread lost me when someone posted the Lacey pic. I would do dirty, dirty things with/for/to that woman.

www.straitpinkie.com
 
2012-09-29 10:34:41 AM

drewogatory: It can't be reflection, surely? There must be coatings for that. Anyone who chooses to wear glasses is a moron. The day I got my first set of contacts was farking awesome (well, after the 2 hours of not being able to get them in, that is).


Speaking as a glasses wearing chick I hate contacts. We HATES them! I've considered getting the lasiks done but after a bit of reflection and that I've been wearing glasses since I was 7 I've determined that they've just somewhat became a part of me. I'm even looking forward to wearing my thick black rimmed frames at my pending nuptials.
 
2012-09-29 10:36:26 AM

Soulcatcher: drewogatory: Are you being rhetorical or do you really want to know why there are no lenses in her glasses?

It can't be reflection, surely? There must be coatings for that. Anyone who chooses to wear glasses is a moron. The day I got my first set of contacts was farking awesome (well, after the 2 hours of not being able to get them in, that is).

Personally, I find guys who wear glasses really sexy, but that's just me.


Well, if sex was involved, I'd be happy to wear them occasionally. But day to day? Dirt, fingerprints,fogging, moisture, zits under the nosepieces and earpieces that dig into your ears. No thanks.
 
2012-09-29 10:42:01 AM

KatjaMouse: Speaking as a glasses wearing chick I hate contacts. We HATES them! I've considered getting the lasiks done but after a bit of reflection and that I've been wearing glasses since I was 7 I've determined that they've just somewhat became a part of me. I'm even looking forward to wearing my thick black rimmed frames at my pending nuptials.


Lasik. Best thing (well I got PRK, but almost same diff.) I ever,ever did. I'd do it again in a second, even though PRK involved them scraping off your cornea with a scalpel WHILE YOU'RE AWAKE. That was... interesting.
 
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