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(CBS News)   Citing the case of Troi v. Jev in his ruling, a judge decides that a man who shot his neighbor for telepathically raping his wife is competent to stand trial   (cbsnews.com) divider line 43
    More: Followup, competent to stand trial, Utah Man, Antonio Pierce, Utah, Eddie Van Halen, The Tribune  
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2012-09-29 04:05:05 AM  
Is he 54 or 34?
 
2012-09-29 04:09:34 AM  

cman: Is he 54 or 34?


Oh shiat. He's a Time Lord!
 
2012-09-29 04:26:46 AM  

cman: Is he 54 or 34?


54

And you'll probably recognize his mugshot from the original fark article dated November 1, 2011.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-29 05:21:02 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: cman: Is he 54 or 34?

54

And you'll probably recognize his mugshot from the original fark article dated November 1, 2011.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x368]


There's a sale on at Penny's!
 
2012-09-29 07:21:03 AM  

cman: Is he 54 or 34?


Copyediting is hard, :(
 
2012-09-29 08:28:15 AM  
I want to telepathically serve on that jury.
 
2012-09-29 08:40:20 AM  
BUt what does his wife look like? I need to know if the telepathy was wasted or not!
 
2012-09-29 08:43:08 AM  
Can you get pregnant from telepathic rape?
 
2012-09-29 08:43:19 AM  
Eddie Van Halen goes into his mind and helps him? Lawyer should have coached him better-guy should have said David Lee Roth goes into his mind and helps him.
 
2012-09-29 08:47:50 AM  

Bruce Wayne's Actuary: Can you get pregnant from telepathic rape?


So far no...I'm just little sore.

/wants everyone to know that the protruding belly is only from cheap beer
 
2012-09-29 08:47:53 AM  

Bruce Wayne's Actuary: Can you get pregnant from telepathic rape?


Was it Legitimate?
 
2012-09-29 08:52:29 AM  

Smoking GNU: Bruce Wayne's Actuary: Can you get pregnant from telepathic rape?

Was it Legitimate?


I don't think we can prejudge the outcome of the court case, so will have to withhold opinion on legitimacy.
 
2012-09-29 08:55:16 AM  
www.fanboy.com
/available for comment
 
2012-09-29 08:57:58 AM  

Bruce Wayne's Actuary: Smoking GNU: Bruce Wayne's Actuary: Can you get pregnant from telepathic rape?

Was it Legitimate?

I don't think we can

prejudge the outcome of the court case, so will have to withhold opinion on legitimacy.

Dude!!!! Get real, this is Fark.
 
Pav
2012-09-29 09:03:02 AM  
Sounds legit.
 
2012-09-29 09:03:49 AM  

Point02GPA: Bruce Wayne's Actuary: Smoking GNU: Bruce Wayne's Actuary: Can you get pregnant from telepathic rape?

Was it Legitimate?

I don't think we can prejudge the outcome of the court case, so will have to withhold opinion on legitimacy.

Dude!!!! Get real, this is Fark.


Soooo, i can has legitimacy?
 
2012-09-29 09:06:52 AM  
Court documents obtained by the Salt Lake Tribune stated that Selleneit has been diagnosed with what was referred to as an "organic brain disorder with a labile affect, periodic delusional thought process, poor judgment [and] poor impulse control," possibly attributed to a head injury sustained in a car crash during his formative years.

/Or, as i like to label it, an asshole.
 
2012-09-29 09:08:53 AM  
I was mentally attacked on the way to work today. It happens to some of us who make powerful enemies
 
2012-09-29 09:18:32 AM  

Smoking GNU: Bruce Wayne's Actuary: Can you get pregnant from telepathic rape?

Was it Legitimate?



Telepathic rape isn't for everyone.
 
2012-09-29 09:22:49 AM  
"[He said that] Eddie Van Halen comes into his mind and helps him occasionally," Julie George told the Tribune. "Those are about as bizarre as I think a delusion can get."


Ive heard better delusions.
 
2012-09-29 09:41:59 AM  

Smoking GNU: BUt what does his wife look like? I need to know if the telepathy was wasted or not!


She has a beautiful mind. You'd totally do a Vulcan mind meld with that cerebrum.
 
2012-09-29 09:52:21 AM  

Bruce Wayne's Actuary: Can you get pregnant from telepathic rape?


not if you subconsciously resist
 
2012-09-29 10:09:45 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

/hot
 
2012-09-29 10:13:14 AM  

mrwillard: "[He said that] Eddie Van Halen comes into his mind and helps him occasionally," Julie George told the Tribune. "Those are about as bizarre as I think a delusion can get."


Ive heard had better delusions.

/FTFM
 
2012-09-29 10:30:49 AM  
I`m ok with this. He`s too batshiat crazy to stand trial so lock him up because that is too crazy to be out in public. The day he is not that crazy, he stands trial then goes to jail for however long he is sentenced.

Crazy house THEN prison should put people off the "I`m crazy" defense if they are not...
 
2012-09-29 10:49:42 AM  

Smoking GNU: BUt what does his wife look like? I need to know if the telepathy was wasted or not!


I'd beam it!
 
2012-09-29 11:08:00 AM  
Nice reference in the headline subby.
 
2012-09-29 11:10:51 AM  

sevente: mrwillard: "[He said that] Eddie Van Halen comes into his mind and helps him occasionally," Julie George told the Tribune. "Those are about as bizarre as I think a delusion can get."


Ive heard had better delusions.
/FTFM


Sure it wasn't Clapton? Plenty of delusional people think he's God.
 
2012-09-29 11:12:35 AM  
Coincidentally I have been listening to Van Halen all day (I - Balance in chronological order) and have yet to receive messages instructing me that Lady Hotdog was being telepathically violated.
 
2012-09-29 11:25:58 AM  

Smoking GNU: BUt what does his wife look like? I need to know if the telepathy was wasted or not!


Depends on whether or her astral form works out.
 
2012-09-29 11:52:10 AM  

PasDoctor Geronimo: [www.fanboy.com image 850x649]
/available for comment


That was taken before Cohagen made her put on a regular uniform. Then she became completely useless instead of mostly useless.
 
2012-09-29 12:21:42 PM  

Bruce Wayne's Actuary: Can you get pregnant from telepathic rape?


Only if it is legitimate telepathic rape.
 
2012-09-29 12:30:24 PM  
What telepathic raping may look like

mutantville.com

//obscure ??
 
2012-09-29 12:40:18 PM  

JohnCarter: [mutantville.com image 850x671]

//obscure ??


"Scanners" is obscure now?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-29 01:41:18 PM  
Obviously he not looking forward to the actual pita ratings he'll be.receiving
 
2012-09-29 01:52:37 PM  
I shot the galoot
When he started to shoot
Electricity through my walls

-- Robert Service, "The Ballad of Pious Pete"
 
2012-09-29 02:07:25 PM  
I have read none of this (nor shall I), but this is Headline of the Week. +1, Subby.
 
2012-09-29 02:31:51 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Oh hey Troi, you just got a package in the mail.

media1.break.com

Lemme just peek inside with my mind....

wanderingdistantmeadows.com 

WHY DID I **DO** THAT???
 
2012-09-30 01:03:19 AM  
If he and his wife can prove the neighbor did telepathically rape her does he get to go free? Who could blame him in that case?

And Eddie Van Halen would never have occurred to me. My last telepathic advisor was the Aga Khan (link). Whether he knew he tasted my soup and advised me on my roommate situation is beyond my understanding. If I believed in God and wanted a spiritual advisor he's the one I'd pick; sometimes I daydream about meeting him in the flesh because he seems like someone who'd be very good to know. Religious/spiritual issues aside, there can't be many "this-world" problems he can't help in a big way. Maybe he could even find me a far better roommate than I'd ever find on my own so I won't have to be a crazy old hermit all by myself.
 
2012-09-30 01:05:38 AM  
Feral_and_Preposterous:

Eddie Van Halen goes into his mind and helps him? Lawyer should have coached him better-guy should have said David Lee Roth goes into his mind and helps him.

But DLR has no real talent at all. If you've got to pick a guru pick one who's good at something besides making an ass of himself. (Except of course for me: I'd totally make an excellent guru.)
 
2012-09-30 01:10:40 AM  
Bit'O'Gristle:

Court documents obtained by the Salt Lake Tribune stated that Selleneit has been diagnosed with what was referred to as an "organic brain disorder with a labile affect, periodic delusional thought process, poor judgment [and] poor impulse control," possibly attributed to a head injury sustained in a car crash during his formative years.

/Or, as i like to label it, an asshole.


A crazy asshole with a real brain problem. There's a difference.
 
2012-09-30 01:12:48 AM  
mrwillard:

"[He said that] Eddie Van Halen comes into his mind and helps him occasionally," Julie George told the Tribune. "Those are about as bizarre as I think a delusion can get."


Ive heard better delusions.


So have I. And I'm only 49. And go divorced over 20 years ago.
 
2012-09-30 01:19:45 AM  
Or I should also say I've HAD better delusions. One time a bunch of CIA agents wore red jackets to show me I really wasn't crazy.

As for this guy, just euthanize him. And me while you're at it: too so batshiat to have anyone anybody would do anything with.
 
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