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(Ryder Cup)   Foursomes? Best balls? Tiger Woods is there, but no Denny's waitresses to be found... This is your Ryder Cup Day Two Thread   (rydercup.com) divider line 164
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2012-09-29 01:02:30 PM  
And now I'm not hoping for that anymore.
 
rka
2012-09-29 01:03:09 PM  
Rory misses a golden opportunity.
 
rka
2012-09-29 01:04:41 PM  
Johnny Miller, always the voice of encouragement and positivity.
 
2012-09-29 01:12:05 PM  
132 is 8 iron for he so he's probably laying off a SW
 
rka
2012-09-29 01:18:19 PM  
Damn, I would have made Furyk putt that one.
 
2012-09-29 01:19:26 PM  
Hard to believe they conceded that putt after the morning they've had. At least make Furyk hole a putt to finish the 3-1 session.

Still, even 1.5 this afternoon for the US puts them in fantastic shape going to Sunday.
 
2012-09-29 01:21:39 PM  
This is tied with the Brit open as my favorite tourney to watch.
 
2012-09-29 01:24:11 PM  
That is so cool to see Bubba going off the first tee
 
2012-09-29 01:27:41 PM  
Yabba Dabba Doo!!!

/yeah golf thread!
 
2012-09-29 01:32:32 PM  
Dubya!
 
2012-09-29 01:32:51 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: This is tied with the Brit open as my favorite tourney to watch.


I always make sure to watch the Masters, Phoenix Open (hometown tourney), and Ryder Cup. Love it.

Also, I really hate Justin Rose's face.
 
2012-09-29 01:35:47 PM  
A terrible shot! Johnny Miller blames lunch?!?
 
2012-09-29 01:39:59 PM  
Phelps best is a 91 eh?

I would figured it would have come a bit easier for him
 
2012-09-29 01:40:17 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Hard to believe they conceded that putt after the morning they've had. At least make Furyk hole a putt to finish the 3-1 session.

Still, even 1.5 this afternoon for the US puts them in fantastic shape going to Sunday.


Yes, but I still say a 2-2 session is the minimum you want. Of course, pull a repeat of yesterday afternoon and that could be a knockout blow.

The pressure is totally on Europe this afternoon. They need at least a 3-1 session. Anything less is trouble for them.
 
2012-09-29 01:51:38 PM  

Trapper439: I've already said it on another forum, but Olazabal's accent is just like Al Pacino's Tony Montana in Scarface.

"Say hello to my little Rory McIlroy"


Ehh... Olazabal is gay, so it doesn't have quite the same effect.
 
2012-09-29 01:58:56 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: A terrible shot! Johnny Miller blames lunch?!?


Miller and Dottie are intolerable. Put that drunk mick in the booth and it would be so much more fun to watch.
 
2012-09-29 02:01:09 PM  

rka: Johnny Miller, always the voice of encouragement and positivity a smug Morman douchebag.

 

FTFY
 
2012-09-29 02:02:25 PM  

IHateLongIsland: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: A terrible shot! Johnny Miller blames lunch?!?

Miller and Dottie are intolerable. Put that drunk mick in the booth and it would be so much more fun to watch.


Drunk mick works for CBS.

/Sure, he has a show on Golf Channel, but then every golfer has a show on Golf Channel...
 
2012-09-29 02:02:26 PM  
Well NBC, at least the commercials aren't garbled.
 
2012-09-29 02:04:19 PM  
So if DL3 stays true to his word that nobody on Team USA is playing all five matches than who sits tomorrow?
 
rka
2012-09-29 02:05:21 PM  

IlGreven: IHateLongIsland: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: A terrible shot! Johnny Miller blames lunch?!?

Miller and Dottie are intolerable. Put that drunk mick in the booth and it would be so much more fun to watch.

Drunk mick works for CBS.

/Sure, he has a show on Golf Channel, but then every golfer has a show on Golf Channel...


And he's given up the bottle and become an American.
 
2012-09-29 02:06:40 PM  
Just now started paying attention. Holy fu*k, is the US ever going to have a competent captain? Golf in general ---and US golf in particular-- suffers from a serious case of country clubitis. Don't promise sh*t to anyone. Tell them to go out and put a damn beating on people, show them (the Euros) no respect, and let your team know that you'll tap them on the shoulder when it's time to stop. 'Til then, go stomp a mud hole in some pansy-ass Frenchies.
 
2012-09-29 02:06:59 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: So if DL3 stays true to his word that nobody on Team USA is playing all five matches than who sits tomorrow?


No one sits. All 12 play. Every player has sat out a session yesterday or today.
 
rka
2012-09-29 02:09:56 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Just now started paying attention. Holy fu*k, is the US ever going to have a competent captain? Golf in general ---and US golf in particular-- suffers from a serious case of country clubitis. Don't promise sh*t to anyone. Tell them to go out and put a damn beating on people, show them (the Euros) no respect, and let your team know that you'll tap them on the shoulder when it's time to stop. 'Til then, go stomp a mud hole in some pansy-ass Frenchies.


Que?
 
2012-09-29 02:11:05 PM  

desertgeek: IamKaiserSoze!!!: So if DL3 stays true to his word that nobody on Team USA is playing all five matches than who sits tomorrow?

No one sits. All 12 play. Every player has sat out a session yesterday or today.


Yeah, I'm kinda stupid
 
2012-09-29 02:17:28 PM  

rka: the biggest redneck here: Just now started paying attention. Holy fu*k, is the US ever going to have a competent captain? Golf in general ---and US golf in particular-- suffers from a serious case of country clubitis. Don't promise sh*t to anyone. Tell them to go out and put a damn beating on people, show them (the Euros) no respect, and let your team know that you'll tap them on the shoulder when it's time to stop. 'Til then, go stomp a mud hole in some pansy-ass Frenchies.

Que?


I think he's saying in a more... direct (?) way what we were saying yesterday and today- put out the best teams to get 4 points in each session.

To be fair to DLIII, the lead we have right now gives him some leeway to do this. If it was 6-6 or 7-5, I don't think Phil & Keegan sits this afternoon. The 8-4 lead gives him some flexibility.
 
2012-09-29 02:19:11 PM  
Keegan and Mickelson should be playing. Just stupid.
 
2012-09-29 02:19:47 PM  
OK NBC, this is just sad
 
2012-09-29 02:21:08 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: OK NBC, this is just sad


well, it is NBC. Just be glad they're not tape delaying it by 4 hours.
 
2012-09-29 02:25:56 PM  
Zach Johnson grew up where I live and learned to gold at the club I belong to. Nicest guy you would ever want to meet.

Unforunately the pro doesn't teach as good as he did when Zach was going to him because I can't get my HC lower than 12.
 
2012-09-29 02:28:40 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Zach Johnson grew up where I live and learned to gold at the club I belong to. Nicest guy you would ever want to meet.

Unforunately the pro doesn't teach as good as he did when Zach was going to him because I can't get my HC lower than 12.


I'm going to guess that's not the teacher's fault.
 
2012-09-29 02:30:30 PM  
Tiger, do better.
 
2012-09-29 02:31:56 PM  
fark Poulter
 
2012-09-29 02:38:50 PM  
Generic PGA tour guy with a nice putt
 
2012-09-29 02:44:02 PM  
Tiger Woods, not satisfied with embarrassing himself as penance for being a cheating bastard, decides to embarrass his country as well in the Ryder Cup
 
2012-09-29 02:51:25 PM  

mikaloyd: Tiger Woods, not satisfied with embarrassing himself as penance for being a cheating bastard, decides to embarrass his country as well in the Ryder Cup


The interesting thing about that whole shtstorm was how ugly the woman were. I don't think Bill Clinton would have even farked some of them and Willie loved him some trailor trash.
 
2012-09-29 03:15:23 PM  
4th oldest cap'ns pick EVAR putting like a kiid out there.
 
2012-09-29 03:36:36 PM  
Woods finally gets it in the hole, nice putt.
 
2012-09-29 03:39:55 PM  
Simpson, clutch.
 
2012-09-29 04:49:32 PM  

IHateLongIsland: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: A terrible shot! Johnny Miller blames lunch?!?

Miller and Dottie are intolerable. Put that drunk mick in the booth and it would be so much more fun to watch.


Nah, what they should do is hire Norm MacDonald. His golf tweets are amazing.
 
2012-09-29 04:50:36 PM  

Chupacabra Sandwich: Generic PGA tour guy with a nice putt


I forget who Generic PGA Tour Guy is now - didn't the mantle get passed?
 
2012-09-29 04:51:49 PM  
In today's edition of "No Sh*t, Sherlock," Tiger and Stricker are doing terrible. The morning off did them no good at all.
 
2012-09-29 05:23:15 PM  
The Belgian just got super unlucky on that putt.
 
2012-09-29 06:55:30 PM  
10-4 USA with 2 matches to go. Europe can't win a team session in this Cup and that's usually their best route to victory. I can't see the USA blowing it now, especially if things stay as is in the other 2 matches.
 
2012-09-29 06:59:04 PM  
Holy Sht!!! Tiger's on fire
 
2012-09-29 07:27:28 PM  
i don't think i'm quite "get of my lawn" age, but baba booey?
 
2012-09-29 07:37:08 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Holy Sht!!! Tiger's on fire


If Tiger could just play the back 9 tomorrow, he'd dominate.
 
2012-09-29 08:20:13 PM  
Will be glad when the US wraps this up tomorrow so I can enjoy the cameras focusing in on the defeated expression of that mouthy English biatch, Ian Poulter.
 
2012-09-29 08:30:44 PM  
It's over.
 
2012-09-29 08:31:33 PM  

GratuityIncluded: Will be glad when the US wraps this up tomorrow so I can enjoy the cameras focusing in on the defeated expression of that mouthy English biatch, Ian Poulter.


Ian Poulter is a fine gentleman and golfer. Even if he is a Euro. So STFU.

Go USA.
 
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