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(Daily Mail)   Study reveals that how you like your eggs reveals your personality, though the one constant is that the chick you meet at the bar will always say she likes her eggs "unfertilized"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 68
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2012-09-29 11:06:05 AM
Scrambled eggs with Tapatio or Cholula.....anytime, anyplace.
 
2012-09-29 11:07:31 AM
What does it mean if you like your eggs deviled, honey?

I like hard-boiled eggs, shelled by hand (none of those cute but silly egg cups). But I love deviled eggs even better. Mmmmm ... deviled eggs with real mayonnaise, lots of pepper and paprika.

Hot stuff! And yet old-fashioned and quaint.
 
2012-09-29 11:20:11 AM
The thing about a boiled egg--apart from that it will take you forty minutes to get one in a restaurant--is that it is simple to make and doesn't make a mess. People who like them are propably not so much disorganized as unwilling to spend a lot of time cleaning and doing busy work. I expect "egg heads" prefer boiled eggs for this reason--less muss, less fuss.

A poached egg can be done in the microwave. They are great on english muffins and bagels--in short, done right they take even less time and make less mess than a boiled egg.

As for omelets, of course disciplined people love them--they are the only people who can make a good omelette. Omelettes have to be done just so or they are just scrambled eggs ruined.

It's like the difference between a true conservative and 99% of the idjits who call themselves conservative: the real conservative is disciplined, traditional, principled and responsible, thus very rare. Most of the real conservatives are moderates or liberals, a few libertarians who aren't nutters, and most purple staters who are not so much Republican or Democrat, Tory or Liberal or NDP, as too busy for political jibber-jabber. The people who call themselves conservatives are often nothing like.

Perhaps you can apply the egg test to them and sort the real conservatives out from the fellow-travellers and phonies.

My Father, by the way, can make an omelette. His brother, who was a military man for most of his life, makes a good omelette. I CAN make a moderately decent omellete but can't be bothered because of the washing up and the extra effort to do things just so.

The perfect omelete requires a dedicated pan (preferably copper-bottomed), just the right timing, the right temperature, the right amount of milk, and so forth. It's an operation and a skill that can take years to perfect. Not for me. Besides, I think the omelette, even when done well, is over-rated as a dish. In the same time and with the same effort, you can make a proper English breakfast with variety, colour, flavour and crispy bacon or sausage or ham or preferrably all three.
 
2012-09-29 11:21:15 AM
Oh yeah, the Scotch egg. There's an idea whose time has come.
 
2012-09-29 11:44:16 AM
I like eggs any and every way. Everytime I make them I'll switch it up.

I like eggs :)
 
2012-09-29 11:57:39 AM
What about those who like the fertilized chicken eggs? You know, those with the yolk containing a noticeable strip of bloody tissue?

Sadist? Masochist? Serial killer? Soccer yob? CEO?
 
2012-09-29 11:59:56 AM

sevente: WTF is this horse shiat?


No, it's chicken vomit. Or menses, or sperm, or something. I don't know, ask someone else.

Eggs are good. Particularly in cookies.
 
2012-09-29 12:08:47 PM

CapeFearCadaver: I like eggs :)


You know who else liked eggs?

4.bp.blogspot.com

Eggs, eggs, eggs.
 
2012-09-29 12:12:56 PM

brantgoose: Oh yeah, the Scotch egg. There's an idea whose time has come.


Scotch Eggs are nature's perfect food. Great for picnics, quick lunches at the office, brown bagging it anywhere.

You've got to be careful when collecting them, though. Sunday mornings are best, when the Scots are sleeping off a bender and their nests are vulnerable.
 
2012-09-29 12:14:07 PM

brantgoose: What does it mean if you like your eggs deviled, honey?


I like my devils egged.
 
2012-09-29 12:15:33 PM

brantgoose: Hot people like their eggs fried.

To match their brains.


I thought hot people liked their eggs smashed, raw, and metaphorical. Evidence?
 
2012-09-29 12:24:30 PM
I like scrambled eggs and omelettes. You'll never take me alive.
 
2012-09-29 03:02:19 PM

CapeFearCadaver: I like eggs any and every way. Everytime I make them I'll switch it up.

I like eggs :)


Me too. Though the article fails for not differentiating between the 2 types of fried eggs---over easy versus sunny side up.

SSU for me. Love that runny orange goo.
 
2012-09-29 03:03:43 PM
Wanted for questioning . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXk d8SQ
/flynt flossy is my favorite rapper
 
2012-09-29 03:49:32 PM
Came for a Turquoise Jeep Music reference, leaving strangely disappointed.

/girrllll how you like your eggs - fried or fertilized?
 
2012-09-29 09:39:46 PM

dready zim: I prefer the hot chick at the bar to have unfertilized eggs as well.


Back when I was in my 20's, me and a roomie used to go to a local bar for drinks and scout out women we weren't going to be able to pick up. There was one regular that hung around pretty regularly, trying his damdest to pick up one night stands. He was successful for the most part, until word got around that he wasn't interested in anything more.

One night, we watched him use the "how do you like your eggs" line with a woman who hadn't been around that much (as far as we knew). She gave him a slightly creapy, almost stalkerish look and said "fertalized". I think he broke the sound barrier running from the place.

FTFA: Boiled egg-eaters run the greatest risk of getting divorced.

This is because they put the eggs in to boil (slowly so they don't crack) and forget about them, burning the eggs, and the pan both.


// looks innocent...
 
2012-09-30 02:37:00 AM
what does liking balut say about you?

junch.com
 
2012-10-01 11:35:50 AM

Rusty Shackleford: [www.theukcuriosityblog.com image 500x375]


Dammit, now I'm hungry.

magtec: junch.com


Nope, never mind.
 
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