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(New York Daily News)   You and your middle school buddy have just murdered your great grandma in cold blood. What do you do next? a) leave evidence as bait to try to trap a patsy b) do a half-assed job of cleaning the scene c) eat pizza d) all of the above   (articles.nydailynews.com) divider line 25
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2012-09-29 02:20:32 AM
5 votes:

mkrieger: Ambivalence: Granted the murder was gruesom, but 13 is too young to charge someone as an "adult".

You are wrong


Actually, he's got a point.

Don't charge 'em as adults.

Don't even charge 'em as kids.

Charge 'em as transformers, and I don't mean the robots.

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2012-09-29 01:09:23 AM
4 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: In this day and age, how are great grandparents still around? In general, the population is aging and having children later and later.

This is just such a weird story. How many people have great grandparents anymore?


Not that one kid.
2012-09-29 07:25:54 AM
2 votes:
I'd go with the "My hair is a harvest mouse nest" defense.

www.nydailynews.comwww.bbc.co.uk
2012-09-29 03:28:10 AM
2 votes:

grinnel: doglover: grinnel: legitimate rape

We say "rape-rape" around here to differentiate from the other kinds.

I thought rape-rape was only if you liked rape???


No, that's grape-ape.
2012-09-29 01:29:46 AM
2 votes:

www.lex18.com

SON I AM DISSAPOINT
2012-09-29 01:22:55 AM
2 votes:
It shouldn't be legal to have hair like that.
2012-09-29 01:08:17 AM
2 votes:
Dostoyevsky fans, I take it?
2012-09-29 01:03:35 AM
2 votes:
The article pointedly avoids mentioning the race of the murderers.

Thanks liberal media!
2012-09-29 01:02:42 AM
2 votes:
Watch out for child predators!
2012-09-29 01:02:39 AM
2 votes:
FTFA: They are being held on $1 million cash bond.

Damn. They're going to have to kill a *lot* of grandmas to make bail.
2012-09-28 09:06:30 PM
2 votes:
I look forward to the huge pile of Justin Beiber CDS on fire.
2012-09-29 03:16:46 PM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: "They also allegedly tried to dispose the victim's body, dragging her to the garage, but then abandoning the plan."

Man this body is HEAVY.... ah fark it.



That's the problem with kids these days. No work ethic. They even had Mom DRIVE them over to the victim's house. Back in my day, when we were going to beat grandma to death with a claw hammer we had to WALK 10 miles uphill, both ways. And we sure as hell we able to drag her body all over the place. Not like these lazy pukes.
2012-09-29 01:25:08 PM
1 votes:

Carousel Beast: Smackledorfer: Ambivalence: Granted the murder was gruesom, but 13 is too young to charge someone as an "adult".

Agreed, and not because I think we have good odds of fixing these kids.

Kids are tried as kids because they are supposedly too young to appreciate their crimes. This is either true or it isn't.

Ah, the joy that is Zero Tolerance - because that's the same logic you're using.

Life isn't binary, and it's possible that one day you'll grow up to recognize that.


Amusing choice of words. Perhaps I should be tried as a child if I killed you then?
2012-09-29 11:15:29 AM
1 votes:

lizardbrain: DisregardTheFollowing: My guess is that one of the two (and just judging by the mugshots, probably the one on the left) is a sick and twisted fark who had a heavy influence over the boy on the right who seems to have remorse in his eyes. Just doesn't seem likely that they are both harboring the same amount of crazy. So send the crazy kid to a hospital till he stops living and send the other one to juvy till he's 18 and re-evaluate his condition.

Yeah, but re-evaluate great-grandma's condition first.


You can if you want but that's gonna smell awful.
2012-09-29 08:22:18 AM
1 votes:
What's with the fancy green tee-shirts? Is that how they are outfitting all this year's Nexus models?

There's no real need for argument about punishing them. They need to vivisect and study these two, and make sure they iron out the bugs in this model. If this sort of thing keeps up replicants won't even be allowed on earth within a few decades.

Sounds like the family of the deceased has a good case against the Tyrell Corporation at least. Hopefully they settle out of court.
2012-09-29 05:26:36 AM
1 votes:
Make these two douchebags fight each other to the death with hammers and hatchets, then lock up the survivor for life.
2012-09-29 04:02:22 AM
1 votes:

CallMeGomer: AverageAmericanGuy: In this day and age, how are great grandparents still around? In general, the population is aging and having children later and later.

This is just such a weird story. How many people have great grandparents anymore?
Let me guess, math and science aren't your strong subjects. At 21 my daughter was born. I am now 64 and my granddaughter is 16. So if she is a good girl, I will still be a great GP at 68 or 69. If I had waited until I was 31 then I would still be great at 78 or thereabouts. My mother lived to be 94 and had great great. The longevity of people is one of our big population and job problems.


"granddaughter is 16. So if she is a good girl, I will still be a great GP at 68 or 69."

I take it she shan't be a doctor, lawyer, engineer, scientist, entrepreneur, researcher, teacher, or a nurse?

Well, Walmart will always need part time cashiers, and SOMEBODY has to watch the teevee in the day time, I guess. Congrats on your family, best wishes.
2012-09-29 03:07:22 AM
1 votes:

Great Janitor: Executioners don't end life in cold blood


uh yea they do - can I borrow your dictionary I suspect it will forgive me for calling you a dickhead
2012-09-29 02:40:59 AM
1 votes:

jmr61: rebelyell2006: AverageAmericanGuy: In this day and age, how are great grandparents still around? In general, the population is aging and having children later and later.

This is just such a weird story. How many people have great grandparents anymore?

Because white trash will still pop out their first litters when they turn 16.

I had a great grandmother for 23 years. She lived to be 101. Suck my dick.


I had a great grandmother for 19 years. She lived until my grandfather was 75. Can I suck your dick?
2012-09-29 02:38:08 AM
1 votes:

orbister: Great Janitor: The age means nothing.

NAMBLA use that argument too, I believe.


Nice logical fallacy you have there.
2012-09-29 01:19:25 AM
1 votes:
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2012-09-29 01:05:54 AM
1 votes:
www.nydailynews.com

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2012-09-29 01:05:17 AM
1 votes:
Is it bad I found the most disturbing thing about this the fact that they're practically identical despite not apparently being related?
2012-09-29 01:02:01 AM
1 votes:
This terrible crime is just made so much worse by the fact that these kids have those haircuts. Charge them as adults and lock em up with Buster and Big Eddie.
2012-09-28 10:51:49 PM
1 votes:

ambassador_ahab: I don't get it. Did grandma have that much money? Why do they both have that incredibly retarded haircut? WTF is wrong with young kids these days??!


Blame Bieber!
 
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