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(New York Daily News)   You and your middle school buddy have just murdered your great grandma in cold blood. What do you do next? a) leave evidence as bait to try to trap a patsy b) do a half-assed job of cleaning the scene c) eat pizza d) all of the above   (articles.nydailynews.com) divider line 197
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2012-09-28 09:06:30 PM  
I look forward to the huge pile of Justin Beiber CDS on fire.
 
2012-09-28 09:30:21 PM  
Granted the murder was gruesom, but 13 is too young to charge someone as an "adult".
 
2012-09-28 09:34:20 PM  

Ambivalence: Granted the murder was gruesom, but 13 is too young to charge someone as an "adult".


Sorry. There's hair on their balls.
They can walk the halls.

Either euthenise them or park them where they ain't getting out.

grass on the field...
 
2012-09-28 10:19:17 PM  
I don't get it. Did grandma have that much money? Why do they both have that incredibly retarded haircut? WTF is wrong with young kids these days??!
 
2012-09-28 10:21:46 PM  

vudukungfu: Ambivalence: Granted the murder was gruesom, but 13 is too young to charge someone as an "adult".

Sorry. There's hair on their balls.
They can walk the halls.

Either euthenise them or park them where they ain't getting out.

grass on the field...


Just put these boys down now or at least sterilize them. They planned this and felt it was OK to behave this way. Time in incarceration isn't going to improve them.
 
2012-09-28 10:51:49 PM  

ambassador_ahab: I don't get it. Did grandma have that much money? Why do they both have that incredibly retarded haircut? WTF is wrong with young kids these days??!


Blame Bieber!
 
2012-09-29 12:58:41 AM  

Ambivalence: Granted the murder was gruesom, but 13 is too young to charge someone as an "adult".


We get it they're not black
/Throws bait out there
 
2012-09-29 12:59:36 AM  
farking black kids are out of control. They're animals. If we had any sense in this country, we'd cage them.

/wait...what?
 
2012-09-29 12:59:51 AM  
good thing we aided in their shiathole country's "democratic revolution", amirite? bunch of stone age, tribal backwards religious farknuts, we need to get out and leave them to stew in their own barbaric juices.
 
2012-09-29 01:00:53 AM  
In this day and age, how are great grandparents still around? In general, the population is aging and having children later and later.

This is just such a weird story. How many people have great grandparents anymore?
 
2012-09-29 01:02:01 AM  
This terrible crime is just made so much worse by the fact that these kids have those haircuts. Charge them as adults and lock em up with Buster and Big Eddie.
 
2012-09-29 01:02:39 AM  
FTFA: They are being held on $1 million cash bond.

Damn. They're going to have to kill a *lot* of grandmas to make bail.
 
2012-09-29 01:02:42 AM  
Watch out for child predators!
 
2012-09-29 01:02:51 AM  

Ambivalence: Granted the murder was gruesom, but 13 is too young to charge someone as an "adult".


They knew what they were doing. Charge as an adult, put the death penalty as an option.
 
2012-09-29 01:03:10 AM  
Why is the older one pouting for his booking shot? Stupid kids.
 
2012-09-29 01:03:10 AM  

Ambivalence: Granted the murder was gruesom, but 13 is too young to charge someone as an "adult".


No it's not.

Or rather 13 years is enough if you're killing old ladies for money.
 
2012-09-29 01:03:23 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: In this day and age, how are great grandparents still around? In general, the population is aging and having children later and later.

This is just such a weird story. How many people have great grandparents anymore?


Because white trash will still pop out their first litters when they turn 16.
 
2012-09-29 01:03:35 AM  
The article pointedly avoids mentioning the race of the murderers.

Thanks liberal media!
 
2012-09-29 01:03:59 AM  
Old news is old.
 
2012-09-29 01:04:03 AM  
Yeah, they're old enough to be responsible for murder, but don't let them vote or drink a beer. They aren't responsible enough for that.
 
2012-09-29 01:04:08 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: In this day and age, how are great grandparents still around? In general, the population is aging and having children later and later.

This is just such a weird story. How many people have great grandparents anymore?


So we've ended teen pregnancy???
 
2012-09-29 01:05:17 AM  
Is it bad I found the most disturbing thing about this the fact that they're practically identical despite not apparently being related?
 
2012-09-29 01:05:36 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: In this day and age, how are great grandparents still around? In general, the population is aging and having children later and later.

This is just such a weird story. How many people have great grandparents anymore?


At one point my family had 5 generations alive on my mother's side. Great great grandma being the eldest. Great grandma still has 10-15 years left in her.
 
2012-09-29 01:05:54 AM  
www.nydailynews.com

yrbmagazine.com
 
2012-09-29 01:08:17 AM  
Dostoyevsky fans, I take it?
 
2012-09-29 01:09:01 AM  

Ambivalence: Granted the murder was gruesom, but 13 is too young to charge someone as an "adult".


They could go go juvenile court if they asked for the money, got denied, pushed her down, and she accidentally died when she hit her head on table.

The fact they they brought the weapons, hit her several times, and tried to stash the body shows that there is truly something wrong with these kids. 

/in my day we respected our elders
//or at least were smart enough to steal from people with more than spare change
 
2012-09-29 01:09:08 AM  
What a bunch of morons. Lose your lives to take spare change from a woman who will likely be dead by the time you would have graduated high school?

Disregarding the obvious brutal awfulness of the crime, stupidity of this degree should carry a life sentence.
 
2012-09-29 01:09:23 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: In this day and age, how are great grandparents still around? In general, the population is aging and having children later and later.

This is just such a weird story. How many people have great grandparents anymore?


Not that one kid.
 
2012-09-29 01:09:39 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: In this day and age, how are great grandparents still around? In general, the population is aging and having children later and later.

This is just such a weird story. How many people have great grandparents anymore?


Longevity? I'm 29. My eldest cousin is in her early 30s. She and her husband have a baby. So, our grandmother, who is 87, is also a great-grandmother. And our generations are very reasonably spaced. Teen pregnancy is not a thing in my family.

Meanwhile, the kids in TFA should be tried as adults. Sociopaths...
 
2012-09-29 01:10:01 AM  

The Southern Dandy: Yeah, they're old enough to be responsible for murder, but don't let them vote or drink a beer. They aren't responsible enough for that.


Agreed.
 
2012-09-29 01:10:05 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-29 01:13:03 AM  

The Southern Dandy: Yeah, they're old enough to be responsible for murder, but don't let them vote or drink a beer. They aren't responsible enough for that.


By that logic, you're basically saying that once you reach a certain age, murder is legal.

The point is, not only did they break the law, but they broke a very serious law, and will not enjoy being locked up with the Booty Bandit.
 
2012-09-29 01:15:12 AM  

bdub77: What a bunch of morons. Lose your lives to take spare change from a woman who will likely be dead by the time you would have graduated high school?

Disregarding the obvious brutal awfulness of the crime, stupidity of this degree should carry a life sentence.


I agree.

But can "life" be a maximum length of 24 hours after the last appeal?
 
2012-09-29 01:17:56 AM  

bdub77: What a bunch of morons. Lose your lives to take spare change from a woman who will likely be dead by the time you would have graduated high school?

Disregarding the obvious brutal awfulness of the crime, stupidity of this degree should carry a life sentence.


Without the possibility of parole. Let them both rot in prison for the next several decades.
 
2012-09-29 01:19:21 AM  
C'mon, they are just kids.

Who hasn't thought of burying a hatchet in Grandma's face?
 
2012-09-29 01:19:25 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-29 01:21:27 AM  
In Ireland you can be charged with murder, manslaughter, rape or aggravated sexual assault at the age of 10. In Australia the age is 10. It is up to the prosecution in both countries to prove the accused understood the crime. If they can they get charged as an adult. Mind you in both countries there is no death penalty ( thank goodness )

yes, citations below!

http://www.aic.gov.au/documents/0/0/A/%7B00A92691-0908-47BF-9311-01AD 7 43F01E1%7Dti181.pdf
http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/justice/children_and_young_offen d ers/children_and_the_criminal_justice_system_in_ireland.html
 
2012-09-29 01:22:55 AM  
It shouldn't be legal to have hair like that.
 
2012-09-29 01:24:35 AM  
The Beiber helmet is the mullet of the current generation.
 
2012-09-29 01:25:17 AM  

rebelyell2006: AverageAmericanGuy: In this day and age, how are great grandparents still around? In general, the population is aging and having children later and later.

This is just such a weird story. How many people have great grandparents anymore?

Because white trash will still pop out their first litters when they turn 16.


I had a great grandmother for 23 years. She lived to be 101. Suck my dick.
 
2012-09-29 01:26:17 AM  

The5thElement: Old news is old.


So what is the mod threshold here? 12 hours? 2 days? 1 year?

/How is the Shep Smith story not greenlit?
//No more car chases on T.V.
 
2012-09-29 01:26:22 AM  
What the fark.
 
2012-09-29 01:27:40 AM  
They'll find out soon enough that their assholes aren't one-way tunnels.
 
2012-09-29 01:27:42 AM  
I would hope that if one of these kids was mine, I'd have the mental clarity at this moment to realize that they can't ever be let into society again. Something tells me that these kids parents aren't that great though.

//You can't fix evil. Lock 'em up for the duration.
 
2012-09-29 01:27:50 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dostoyevsky fans, I take it?


Worse. Bieber!
 
2012-09-29 01:29:05 AM  

SmokeMonkey: The Beiber helmet is the mullet of the current generation.


www.mulletsgalore.com

R.I.P. Hesher Mullet
 
2012-09-29 01:29:46 AM  

www.lex18.com

SON I AM DISSAPOINT
 
2012-09-29 01:31:48 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: In this day and age, how are great grandparents still around? In general, the population is aging and having children later and later.

This is just such a weird story. How many people have great grandparents anymore?

Let me guess, math and science aren't your strong subjects. At 21 my daughter was born. I am now 64 and my granddaughter is 16. So if she is a good girl, I will still be a great GP at 68 or 69. If I had waited until I was 31 then I would still be great at 78 or thereabouts. My mother lived to be 94 and had great great. The longevity of people is one of our big population and job problems.
 
2012-09-29 01:35:04 AM  
A story that makes me lose my faith and hope in humanity.
A thread that restores it.

Thank you Farkers

/A Lurker's Lurker
 
2012-09-29 01:37:03 AM  
Hail Mobra!
 
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