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(Time)   So, just how big of a deal is college binge drinking?   ( divider line
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2012-09-29 07:05:17 AM  
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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Personally, I think we need get the students experience with liquor before their freshman year. Too many students go to the ER because of alcohol poisoning or taking open source drinks.

The real problem with open source drinks is the GNU license which spreads like a virus and makes it impossible to translate into closed applications, rendering them useless in the real world that exists outside Stallman's hipster nirvana.
2012-09-29 07:37:08 AM  
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LonMead: Binge drinking is a problem that crops up only periodically (weekends during the school year, and continuously on spring break). And it does get to be a problem (you have to go to the john, and some frosh is driving the porcelain truck... you wind up having to use (*ahem*) "alternate fixtures").

Remember, the key is to hit your buzz, then maintain. And have someone else drive.

Periodically? Only on weekends? Obviously you aren't familiar with Morgantown,WV
2012-09-29 06:13:53 AM  
1 vote:
I dunno, but I got a box of wine, and an enema tube that just screams "LETS DO SOMETHING STUPID" for any Farker that wants to get on the national news.
2012-09-29 05:27:10 AM  
1 vote:
I am the Easter Bunny. I hear a lot of poppycock every single flipping day about how college students' drinking more than ever is collapsing the nation, and how we alleged long-eared egg deliverers need to hide our eggs better to make them drink less.


They are fine, and maybe even need to drink more than we did back in the lush green fields of CadburyDom. Leave them the fark alone.
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