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(TheLocal.se)   Is there any way I could go to the nightclubs in Sweden and come across as an American available to stud rather than a creepy 40 year old man?   (deslide.clusterfake.net) divider line 162
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2012-09-28 04:24:18 PM  
that you said "available to stud" makes you infinitely more creepy than i could have imagined
 
2012-09-28 04:25:00 PM  
No
 
2012-09-28 04:25:25 PM  
No, once you hit 40 you're about 15 years too old to go "clubbing", regardless of country.
 
2012-09-28 04:25:37 PM  
hahahahahahahahaha .... no.
 
2012-09-28 04:25:44 PM  

Ruca: that you said "available to stud" makes you infinitely more creepy than i could have imagined


Maybe he's referring to horses?
 
2012-09-28 04:26:10 PM  
A suit that costs more than two month's salary.
 
2012-09-28 04:27:59 PM  

Lundyn: Ruca: that you said "available to stud" makes you infinitely more creepy than i could have imagined

Maybe he's referring to horses?


Maybe its a nightclub for horses?
 
2012-09-28 04:28:07 PM  
No.
 
2012-09-28 04:28:12 PM  
Yes.

Dye your hair day-glo yellow.

Wear one of those shirts you see on TV. The shiny, loud ones. The whiter you are, the more colorful your shirt should be.

Wear pants that take a pair of pliers and an entire bottle of baby oil to fit into.

Dance like your dick was on fire.

I swear that this will work. On a stack of bibles piled onto me poor dead mother's grave.
 
2012-09-28 04:28:16 PM  
You're 40. Unless you own one, stop going to clubs.
 
2012-09-28 04:29:05 PM  
Actually, yes there is subby.
You could roll up in your Lambo, have your butler park the car for you, and stroll in with the most expensive designer crap money can buy, and start asking chicks if they want to go sailing on your gold plated yacht with you next weekend.

You'll get some bites.
 
2012-09-28 04:30:47 PM  
Are you a person of color? That might help in Sweden.
 
2012-09-28 04:30:57 PM  

InfamousBLT: Actually, yes there is subby.
You could roll up in your Lambo, have your butler park the car for you, and stroll in with the most expensive designer crap money can buy, and start asking chicks if they want to go sailing on your gold plated yacht with you next weekend.

You'll get some bites.


That sounds non-buoyant.
 
2012-09-28 04:32:22 PM  

kxs401: InfamousBLT: Actually, yes there is subby.
You could roll up in your Lambo, have your butler park the car for you, and stroll in with the most expensive designer crap money can buy, and start asking chicks if they want to go sailing on your gold plated yacht with you next weekend.

You'll get some bites.

That sounds non-buoyant.


You sound buoyant
 
2012-09-28 04:32:22 PM  

kxs401: InfamousBLT: Actually, yes there is subby.
You could roll up in your Lambo, have your butler park the car for you, and stroll in with the most expensive designer crap money can buy, and start asking chicks if they want to go sailing on your gold plated yacht with you next weekend.

You'll get some bites.

That sounds non-buoyant.


All I'm sayin' is rich old men have to pick up the gold diggers somewhere. Why not a club?
 
Pud
2012-09-28 04:32:25 PM  
At your age, you'll need to improvise.

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-28 04:34:16 PM  
Be rich
 
2012-09-28 04:37:30 PM  

Lundyn: Ruca: that you said "available to stud" makes you infinitely more creepy than i could have imagined

Maybe he's referring to horses?


Hung like a horse perhaps.

I guess it's the money that gets ass for people like Assange. I probably couldn't get by with a designer T-Shirt like the Octomom guy.
 
2012-09-28 04:38:09 PM  

TheGogmagog: Lundyn: Ruca: that you said "available to stud" makes you infinitely more creepy than i could have imagined

Maybe he's referring to horses?

Hung like a horse perhaps.

I guess it's the money that gets ass for people like Assange. I probably couldn't get by with a designer T-Shirt like the Octomom guy.


Assange has money?
 
2012-09-28 04:50:25 PM  
I don't even know what you're asking.

No.
 
2012-09-28 08:17:08 PM  
wat
 
2012-09-28 08:25:25 PM  
What the hell, I thought "advice" tags were for TFD threads! I've been hornswaggled! Where's my onion belt, I'm gonna whip some modmins!
 
2012-09-28 08:26:05 PM  
What is this I don't even
 
2012-09-28 08:42:07 PM  

coco ebert: Are you a person of color? That might help in Sweden.


Hurray! I'm a non-threatening minority!

I'm totally going to Sweden now.
 
2012-09-28 08:46:42 PM  
At 56 years old. The only way I'm picking up tail in a Swedish bar is if you paid me to clean the rats out and I had to clean the traps at 11 AM.
 
2012-09-28 08:47:17 PM  
Ya svenska fleeka. Jag alska deeg.
 
2012-09-28 08:50:43 PM  
Nope.
 
2012-09-28 08:53:21 PM  
i140.photobucket.com

Dress up like Elvis. I mean, REALLLY... dress up like Elvis.

There's always one lonely Swede out there with an Elvis fetish. Sometimes it's even a woman...
 
2012-09-28 08:55:32 PM  
Bwahahaha!
 
2012-09-28 09:23:47 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: What the hell, I thought "advice" tags were for TFD threads! I've been hornswaggled! Where's my onion belt, I'm gonna whip some modmins!


This started out as a TFD thread.
 
2012-09-28 09:29:58 PM  
I'm over 40 and I've never been clubbing. Am I supposed to accept that my life will not include this? Should I buy a club?
/googles SBA loan apps
 
2012-09-28 09:31:12 PM  
Sure you can, subby. Just be prepared to
satwcomic.com
 
2012-09-28 09:31:41 PM  

vudukungfu: At 56 years old. The only way I'm picking up tail in a Swedish bar is if you paid me to clean the rats out and I had to clean the traps at 11 AM.


I hear you. Will turn 58 this year and I want to cry sometimes when I see the pretty stuff these days. I do have my memories though and they were legendary in my day!
 
2012-09-28 09:31:46 PM  
To the chicks in the article? Nope. You're dad.

/ and too fat
 
2012-09-28 09:32:10 PM  
All white clothing. And drugs, lots of them.
 
2012-09-28 09:32:38 PM  
Swedish girls don't usually shave their legs or armpits, but I'm fairly certain Subby wouldn't mind playing the rough-rider.
 
2012-09-28 09:36:00 PM  
Speaking as someone who's been to Sweden: Oh hell no...

Unless, as others have spoken, that you're incredibly rich... And if that's the case, why waste your time going to a club?
 
2012-09-28 09:37:38 PM  
I think as soon as you hit 30 your club days should be over.
 
2012-09-28 09:37:41 PM  

RexTalionis: coco ebert: Are you a person of color? That might help in Sweden.

Hurray! I'm a non-threatening minority!

I'm totally going to Sweden now.


If a woman is attracted to a guy because he's a "minority", it's not going to be if they're non-threatening.

/unless he has tons of money
//or drugs
 
2012-09-28 09:37:44 PM  
Bring cocaine. It's really all you need. It's like catnip for women.
 
2012-09-28 09:37:49 PM  
Yeah just go and be a creep. Once people see you sleep with a few you'll be a "player"
 
2012-09-28 09:38:44 PM  
Wear a suit made of money. And drive up in a car made of money. And shave your back.
 
2012-09-28 09:39:58 PM  
"Hi, I'm fabulously wealthy," works in most countries as an aphrodesiac.
 
2012-09-28 09:40:35 PM  
Yes, creepy. At 40, you should be in bed by 9, and pay that mortgage like a good little amoeba.
 
2012-09-28 09:40:39 PM  
Actually, skip Sweden altogether and go to Japan or Korea. You'll be a god there.

/speaking from experience... still in disbelief, but speaking from experience
 
2012-09-28 09:40:46 PM  
Then you can take her out to other clubs every night until 4 AM and watch her text her every move to her BFFs. Fun!
 
2012-09-28 09:41:47 PM  
You could be a woman.
 
2012-09-28 09:41:58 PM  
The headline looked mildly promising, but +the link = much lollygagging here.

Look subby here's the thing, basically the answer is no. But if you (as someone said above) own the place then ok. OOOOor here's my suggestion: Play in a band there and mingle later. That's your only chance AFAICThink.
 
2012-09-28 09:42:07 PM  
"Clubs" are for douchebags and the kind of women who like douchebags.

the only difference between 40 and 25 is that the 40 year old is expected to be able to realize he's a douchebag at that point.
women look at a 25 year old douchebag and think "i can change him... I can make him the perfect guy".
women look at a 40 year old douchebag and think "he's a lost cause".
 
2012-09-28 09:42:10 PM  
If you are a creepy old man acting like a creepy old man, there is no way of not looking like a creepy old man.

You creepy old man.
 
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