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(The Daily Beast)   Hey, do you know what would really bring swing voters back over to the Romney camp? Smearing Obama's dead mother as a pornstar whore, that's what   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 68
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2012-09-28 03:37:00 PM  
38 votes:

FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.


Not true.

They won't move to the center.
2012-09-28 04:17:05 PM  
9 votes:

theorellior: imontheinternet: When your policies are terrible and your candidate is worse, it's time to play the dozens.

Yo mama's so fat, Kenya fascist Muslim socialist death panel arugula mustard!


Yo mama is so socialist, every worker got a piece of the pie.
2012-09-28 04:21:27 PM  
7 votes:
Yo mama's so fat the Sarah Palin can see her from her house.
2012-09-28 04:51:49 PM  
6 votes:
cdn.thedailybeast.com

I must confess that this image does appear to present a compelling case. I am able to observe similarities in skin tone (despite the absence of colour), nose structure and, most importantly and perhaps most damningly, head tilt. 

/Both individuals also possess two eyes, two ears and one mouth.
//Can such sharing of features be entirely coincidental?
2012-09-28 04:12:29 PM  
5 votes:

imontheinternet: When your policies are terrible and your candidate is worse, it's time to play the dozens.


Yo mama's so fat, Kenya fascist Muslim socialist death panel arugula mustard!
2012-09-28 06:25:25 PM  
4 votes:

kmt11: How does that fact that his mother was a whore have anything to do with him?


It's part of the explanation. She was whoring in Hawaii making p0rnos whiles he was being born in Kenya. What kind of mother doesn't even attend her own son's birth?
2012-09-28 04:39:32 PM  
4 votes:
Guess this should read dead MILF....
i.imgur.com
2012-09-28 04:36:02 PM  
4 votes:
Yo mama's so poor and lazy, she will vote for the president no matter what. She is dependent upon government, and believes that she is a victim, she believes the government has a responsibility to care for her, she believes that she is entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it -- that that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to her. And she will vote for this president no matter what. ... She is a person who pays no income tax. I'll never convince her that she should take personal responsibility and care for her life.
2012-09-28 05:56:57 PM  
3 votes:

Weaver95:

I don't expect them to go on shooting sprees...but I do expect them to sit around and honestly not understand why they lost to Obama.



i100.photobucket.com

"I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him."
2012-09-28 05:44:16 PM  
3 votes:
Yo Mama's so dumb, she interracially married twice in the 1960s, travelled around the world raising her child - and the child grew up to be the first black President of the United States of America.
2012-09-28 04:45:16 PM  
3 votes:

rthanu: Yet your political allies represent some of the most vile elements of democracy.


dude, these people aren't my allies. I want Obama to win. I will not be voting for him but since I live in a solidly blue state I have no concerns about my vote helping Mittens win. I have no feeling of ill will towards BO whatsoever, I hope he succeeds, I hope his kids grow up happy and healthy, I hope Michelle enjoys her Weeners Lady life (hopefully beginning 4 years from now) to the fullest extent possible. BO's dad sounds like he was a dick but whatever, so is mine a lot of the time. I don't care if BO's mom was the dirtiest tramp ever to fark her way across America.

rthanu: I'm assuming you know that neither political party has a monopoly of correctness, as much as we'd all like to hope otherwise.


clearly not. However, the GOP's seemingly constant incorrectness has given many people the belief that pointing that out is a valid defense against Democratic missteps. Often, that's where my disagreement comes from. Both sides are bad, both sides are not even close to the same.

rthanu: Personally I find myself torn, but find social conservatism's emotional anger and outrage much worse than bleeding heart's emotional misguided compassion and impracticality. I can see how this is a difference of opinion though, and don't fault you and other rational conservatives for valuing your dollars more than your bodily freedom.


I am socially very liberal. I love me some gays, am pro-choice, support a safety net, I'm a pacifist, want to end the war on drugs, pretty much all of it. I also like my dollars too but given the choice between a slight bump in my taxes and letting my gay friends marry, I'll be happy to attend their legally recognized wedding but will stiff them on the gift cuz Obama took my munnay

rthanu: However how do you farkers just stand aside and mutter weak bullshiat like "that sounds unlikely" when some of the worst manifestations of human nature puke out horrible bullshiat day in and day out in the name of your party/ideology? When do you "good conservatives" fight back and make your stances stand on their own accord, and not pump out bullshiat lie after lie about the other side.


it's an intentional understatement. I figured most people find this sort of thing very low class and would understand the meaning behind the post. No, I am not outraged that some nobody I've never heard of is writing a book to smear the President but I certainly don't support such actions from a moral perspective.
2012-09-28 04:27:46 PM  
3 votes:

Pinner: Kibbler: I opened my front door the other day to get a package the big brown truck had left outside. A bunch of leaves or something fell on my head as I opened the screen door. Then I realized no, those are box elder bugs. We get them in the fall. But there were a lot of them. Wow. Really bad this fall.

So I got the vacuum cleaner and started vacuuming them up. Then I bumped the frame of the screen door. It's hard to describe, but the outer edge of it on the "closed" door (we have a double door) is hollow, it's a kind of a rectangular tube running the height of the door.

So I bumped it. And box elder bugs started spilling out. At least thirty or forty of them. I vacuumed them up. Then I gave a good bang on the door frame, and...ye gods...*hundreds* of them came tumbling out. They just kept tumbling out, more and more and more. That entire door frame must have been packed with them.

Hundreds and hundreds of creepy, swarming, pestilential insects. Tumbling out of their hiding place into the light, crawling and swarming. Flushed out of their hiding place into the open. A hideous, seething mass of insects.

What thread are u supposed to be in?


I think the meaning is fairly clear. There's a revolting, swarming mass of insects involved.
2012-09-28 04:27:33 PM  
3 votes:

vernonFL: Yo mama's so fat the Sarah Palin can see her from her house.


Yo mama is so poor, Mitt Romney felt sorry for her.
2012-09-28 04:26:27 PM  
3 votes:
The fact that Obama hasn't sued the creators of the works mentioned in the aticle for libel and/or slander shows one of two things, either he has very thick skin (which goes against everything that I've heard), or that evertything that has been said is quantifyably true. The article mentions D'Souza as a respected conservative, so one must assume that he thoroughly researched all of this information before publication. I stand convinced that Obama is fearful of the truth that has been given to the American people in this late stage of the presidential race. It will be interesting to see what kind of campaign Obama will launch to discredit D'Souza.
2012-09-28 11:43:47 PM  
2 votes:
imageshack.us 
Emissary.
Messiah.
2012-09-28 10:29:21 PM  
2 votes:

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: HighOnCraic: The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: So what they're saying is that Obama is a natural born citizen?

Somehow, I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through.

I think their cunning plan is more akin to smearing shiat all over the walls. What they don't seem to realize is that, when they're done, the house reeks and their hands are covered in poo.


At which point, they will shake their poo-encrusted hands and curse Obama for not cleaning their house.
2012-09-28 09:35:23 PM  
2 votes:

NowhereMon: Pretty bootstrappy of her if true.


if it were S & M porn like the film implies, that would be boob strappy.
2012-09-28 09:29:33 PM  
2 votes:

vpb: FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.

Wait until after they lose this one. I wonder how many of them will go on shooting sprees?


I expect that in the months following election day, we will have waves of Tea Bagger suicide bombers throwing themselves into the fence surrounding the white house like moths into a bug zapper.
2012-09-28 05:59:37 PM  
2 votes:

HallsOfMandos: Ya mama so fat she wore a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her

/shamelessly stolen from a stand-up comic but I can't remember who
//late to the party I know


yo mama so fat she wears the kuiper belt to keep her pants on
2012-09-28 04:53:09 PM  
2 votes:

skullkrusher: I hope Michelle enjoys her Weeners Lady life (hopefully beginning 4 years from now)


Oh great, now we have a rumor that Michelle Obama is transgendered but isn't beginning her transition until 2016.
2012-09-28 04:34:42 PM  
2 votes:
What's the difference between yo mama and a Lay-Z-Boy? One's soft, squishy, and always has someone in it. The other is a chair.

Yo mama's like Miracle Whip, she spreads easy.

Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.

Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her.

Yo mama's like a tricycle, she's easy to ride.

Yo mama's like a hardware store. 25 cents a screw.

Yo mama's got more chins than a San Francisco phone book.
2012-09-28 04:33:22 PM  
2 votes:
Well, that tears it.

I can't in good conscience vote for Obama's dead mom for president now.
2012-09-28 04:21:46 PM  
2 votes:

Kibbler: I opened my front door the other day to get a package the big brown truck had left outside. A bunch of leaves or something fell on my head as I opened the screen door. Then I realized no, those are box elder bugs. We get them in the fall. But there were a lot of them. Wow. Really bad this fall.

So I got the vacuum cleaner and started vacuuming them up. Then I bumped the frame of the screen door. It's hard to describe, but the outer edge of it on the "closed" door (we have a double door) is hollow, it's a kind of a rectangular tube running the height of the door.

So I bumped it. And box elder bugs started spilling out. At least thirty or forty of them. I vacuumed them up. Then I gave a good bang on the door frame, and...ye gods...*hundreds* of them came tumbling out. They just kept tumbling out, more and more and more. That entire door frame must have been packed with them.

Hundreds and hundreds of creepy, swarming, pestilential insects. Tumbling out of their hiding place into the light, crawling and swarming. Flushed out of their hiding place into the open. A hideous, seething mass of insects.


Ensconced in your vacuum cleaner is a flimsy paper back filled with hundreds of angry box elder bugs...
2012-09-28 04:20:33 PM  
2 votes:

Aarontology: FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.

Not true.

They won't move to the center.


Not true, they will eventually wrap all the way around to the left, then keep moving right TO the center.
You are right that they will never move left.
2012-09-28 04:18:48 PM  
2 votes:
Yo mama is so fascist, she puts arugula on her Death Panel.
2012-09-28 04:15:18 PM  
2 votes:
That would be f*cking amazing, a man who raised himself from the son of a whore to President of the United States. Why are Republicans pushing this narrative?

You know else who consorted with whores? Jesus Haploid Christ, that's who.
2012-09-28 03:54:48 PM  
2 votes:
So what if she was? At least she had a job.
2012-09-30 12:00:38 AM  
1 votes:

imontheinternet: When your policies are terrible and your candidate is worse, it's time to play the dozens.


DEBATE NIGHT - a hush falls over the crowd...

Obama: Governor Romney, why do you think you're qualified to be president of this great country?

Romney: Yo mama!

Obama: ...Okay, do you have any foreign policy experience? How would you have handled the killing of BinLaden?

Romney: Yo mama so fat last time she wore high heels the b*tch struck oil!

Obama: Alright, a different question, Governor... why has your firm, Bain Capital, closed down so many companies in this country, putting thousands of people out of work just so that you could line your own pockets?

Romney: Yo mama got a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Obama: Look Governor Romney... my mother has nothing to do with your qualifications for this office! Now let's get back to the matter at hand...Abortion-

Romney: Yo mama so stupid somebody told her it was chilly outside so she ran and got a bowl!

Obama: *walks off stage*
2012-09-28 11:01:21 PM  
1 votes:

Flappyhead: Aw c'mon, you gotta be kidding me.

*clicks link*

The f*ck is wrong with these people?


The president is near.
2012-09-28 10:51:54 PM  
1 votes:

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: sprawl15: maldinero: Dead ringer for a bonafied pimp?
[i860.photobucket.com image 504x323]

oh my god he stole Obama's time machine

So now we know why O'Queef is such a tool. He's clearly jealous of his attractive and successful son.


He acted out of love! He sabotaged ACORN to spend more time catching up with his son!
2012-09-28 10:26:44 PM  
1 votes:

HighOnCraic: The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: So what they're saying is that Obama is a natural born citizen?

Somehow, I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through.


I think their cunning plan is more akin to smearing shiat all over the walls. What they don't seem to realize is that, when they're done, the house reeks and their hands are covered in poo.
2012-09-28 10:11:13 PM  
1 votes:

Rann Xerox: rabidarmadillo24: The fact that Obama hasn't sued the creators of the works mentioned in the aticle for libel and/or slander shows one of two things, either he has very thick skin (which goes against everything that I've heard), or that evertything that has been said is quantifyably true. The article mentions D'Souza as a respected conservative, so one must assume that he thoroughly researched all of this information before publication. I stand convinced that Obama is fearful of the truth that has been given to the American people in this late stage of the presidential race. It will be interesting to see what kind of campaign Obama will launch to discredit D'Souza.

Seeing that D'Souza had pretty much discredited himself for the love of the almighty dollar from brainless dullards like yourself, no action will be needed.


The campaign he launches to discredit D'Souza will consist of Obama laughing and saying, "Hey, folks, get a load of this--" and then simply playing clips of the things D'Souza says and reading the things he's written on national television over and over.
2012-09-28 09:12:11 PM  
1 votes:

zappaisfrank: You just know that a pretty healthy segment of the GOP base sees his mother as a "ni@@er lovin' whore". You just KNOW it.


Isn't that the whole point of pushing the image? As far as the conservative bigoted right-wing morons are concerned, she's clearly a race traitor that deserves whatever they can dish up - all's fair, because we've a mulatto in the Oval Office that won't take orders from his betters.

It's repulsive, but, this is really what America has become as of late - the GOP opened this Pandora's Box, by exploiting bigotry and hate as a political tool.
2012-09-28 08:20:31 PM  
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Dimensio: [cdn.thedailybeast.com image 503x335]

I must confess that this image does appear to present a compelling case. I am able to observe similarities in skin tone (despite the absence of colour), nose structure and, most importantly and perhaps most damningly, head tilt. 

/Both individuals also possess two eyes, two ears and one mouth.
//Can such sharing of features be entirely coincidental?

Not to mention they are both black and white.


Welcome to my favorites list. Brilliant.
2012-09-28 07:26:15 PM  
1 votes:

T-Servo: Come to think of it, Pres Obama was probably his own father.


That motherfarker!
2012-09-28 07:08:04 PM  
1 votes:

kmt11: How does that fact that his mother was a whore have anything to do with him?


About as much as the fact that your mom was a whore have anything to do with you.

Nothing.
2012-09-28 06:52:46 PM  
1 votes:

shotglasss: I have seen conservative women like Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Michelle Bachman, and others called whores on this very site. Now I see this and I am forced to laugh at the 'outrage'.

I guess it would have been OK to call her a murderer? That's what the left did to Mitt Romney and I did not see one single instance where anyone here condemned that.

So what went around has come back around.


Well, when you drill down to the bottom of it, it's all bullshiat. The three women you mentioned would be far more positively useful to humanity if they were good, honest whores, and not walking fountains of venomous hate-spew. And I don't care who Obama's mama was, where he was born, or who he banged in college. If somebody wants me to fire him, they have to give me a better reason that Mitt Romney.
2012-09-28 06:37:24 PM  
1 votes:

J Noble Daggett: It's part of the explanation. She was whoring in Hawaii making p0rnos whiles he was being born in Kenya. What kind of mother doesn't even attend her own son's birth?


The CIA obviously provided the time machine technology, so it was no longer necessary. And we all know Obama later used that technology to invade Iraq and cause the Wall Street crash of 2008.

Come to think of it, Pres Obama was probably his own father.
2012-09-28 06:32:45 PM  
1 votes:
I, for one, will welcome my free dvd. We're running out of the free aol discs to use as coasters.
2012-09-28 06:19:47 PM  
1 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: Aarontology: FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.

Not true.

They won't move to the center.

Not true, they will eventually wrap all the way around to the left, then keep moving right TO the center.
You are right that they will never move left.


Isnt their world flat tho?
2012-09-28 06:16:26 PM  
1 votes:
How proud you Republicans must be.
2012-09-28 05:52:05 PM  
1 votes:
Ya mama so fat she wore a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her

/shamelessly stolen from a stand-up comic but I can't remember who
//late to the party I know
2012-09-28 05:30:05 PM  
1 votes:

dopirt: That would be f*cking amazing, a man who raised himself from the son of a whore to President of the United States. Why are Republicans pushing this narrative?

You know else who consorted with whores? Jesus Haploid Christ, that's who.


Don't you mean Jesus Hussein?
2012-09-28 05:28:28 PM  
1 votes:

Dimensio: I must confess that this image does appear to present a compelling case. I am able to observe similarities in skin tone (despite the absence of colour), nose structure and, most importantly and perhaps most damningly, head tilt. 

/Both individuals also possess two eyes, two ears and one mouth.
//Can such sharing of features be entirely coincidental?


I must dispute your "two ears" claim. You had me completely convinced until you spewed this bullshiat as there is no way you can possibly deduce that from the pictures you posted.
2012-09-28 05:15:01 PM  
1 votes:
King Something And I suppose if someone called your mother a whore, it would be your past being slandered and not her?

just another day on the 'Politics' tab... 
2012-09-28 05:13:12 PM  
1 votes:

shotglasss: I have seen conservative women like Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Michelle Bachman, and others called whores on this very site. Now I see this and I am forced to laugh at the 'outrage'.


Two wrongs, how do they work?
2012-09-28 05:10:05 PM  
1 votes:

imontheinternet: When your policies are terrible and your candidate is worse, it's time to play the dozens.


You wanna play the dozens? Well the dozens is a game, but the way your mother had a secret red baby with Frank Marshall Davis and/or Malcolm X is a goddamned shame.
2012-09-28 05:09:13 PM  
1 votes:
Really?

Well Romney's mama so ugly she spread 'em for a Commodore 64 32.

/Where do you think the name ROMney came from?
2012-09-28 05:02:59 PM  
1 votes:
TFA: They are calling Obama's mother a whore.

Read that in SNL Sean Connery's voice.

/The day is mine!
2012-09-28 05:00:52 PM  
1 votes:

rabidarmadillo24: The fact that Obama hasn't sued the creators of the works mentioned in the aticle for libel and/or slander shows one of two things, either he has very thick skin (which goes against everything that I've heard), or that evertything that has been said is quantifyably true. The article mentions D'Souza as a respected conservative, so one must assume that he thoroughly researched all of this information before publication. I stand convinced that Obama is fearful of the truth that has been given to the American people in this late stage of the presidential race. It will be interesting to see what kind of campaign Obama will launch to discredit D'Souza.


Seeing that D'Souza had pretty much discredited himself for the love of the almighty dollar from brainless dullards like yourself, no action will be needed.
2012-09-28 05:00:33 PM  
1 votes:

Dimensio: [cdn.thedailybeast.com image 503x335]

I must confess that this image does appear to present a compelling case. I am able to observe similarities in skin tone (despite the absence of colour), nose structure and, most importantly and perhaps most damningly, head tilt. 

/Both individuals also possess two eyes, two ears and one mouth.
//Can such sharing of features be entirely coincidental?


literally uncanny

i47.tinypic.com
2012-09-28 04:57:58 PM  
1 votes:

feffer: skullkrusher: I hope Michelle enjoys her Weeners Lady life (hopefully beginning 4 years from now)

Oh great, now we have a rumor that Michelle Obama is transgendered but isn't beginning her transition until 2016.


Drew's conservative bias strikes again
2012-09-28 04:52:27 PM  
1 votes:

vernonFL: Yo mama's so fat the Sarah Palin can see her from her house.


when she sits across the bering strait, she really sits ACROSS the bering strait
2012-09-28 04:48:32 PM  
1 votes:
Well at least she's a Mormon (now).
2012-09-28 04:46:59 PM  
1 votes:

shotglasss: I have seen conservative women like Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Michelle Bachman, and others called whores on this very site. Now I see this and I am forced to laugh at the 'outrage'.

I guess it would have been OK to call her a murderer? That's what the left did to Mitt Romney and I did not see one single instance where anyone here condemned that.

So what went around has come back around.


So...since some people call certain women whores, it's OK to call a dead woman a (literal) whore?

I'll call you a farking scumbag. It's OK, since other people call people farking scumbags.

You farking scumbag.
2012-09-28 04:45:56 PM  
1 votes:
i110.photobucket.com
Republicans are assholes
2012-09-28 04:39:40 PM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: kmt11: How does that fact that his mother was a whore have anything to do with him?

Obviously nothing... The part that still amazes me is that websites like WND will roll out a new Birther theory one day and move right on to this Frank Marshall Davis shiat the next day, without missing a beat, although if this dude was Obama's father, it would invalidate their previous days' stories. I am more blown away by that feat of mental gymnastics than I am by the 'Obama's Mom was 'Easy' claim, that seem sane and rational in comparison.


It's perfectly obvious.

Obama was born in Kenya to a pair of Americans who had no ties whatsoever to Kenya and named after a Kenyan who was a Marxist Muslim Atheist.

It's as simple as him being a Marxist Nazi and a Muslim with a racist Christian pastor and a maniacal dictator who is turning America Communist while also being completely incompetent and neglecting his job to constantly play golf.
2012-09-28 04:35:56 PM  
1 votes:

skullkrusher: Kibbler: Pinner: Kibbler: I opened my front door the other day to get a package the big brown truck had left outside. A bunch of leaves or something fell on my head as I opened the screen door. Then I realized no, those are box elder bugs. We get them in the fall. But there were a lot of them. Wow. Really bad this fall.

So I got the vacuum cleaner and started vacuuming them up. Then I bumped the frame of the screen door. It's hard to describe, but the outer edge of it on the "closed" door (we have a double door) is hollow, it's a kind of a rectangular tube running the height of the door.

So I bumped it. And box elder bugs started spilling out. At least thirty or forty of them. I vacuumed them up. Then I gave a good bang on the door frame, and...ye gods...*hundreds* of them came tumbling out. They just kept tumbling out, more and more and more. That entire door frame must have been packed with them.

Hundreds and hundreds of creepy, swarming, pestilential insects. Tumbling out of their hiding place into the light, crawling and swarming. Flushed out of their hiding place into the open. A hideous, seething mass of insects.

What thread are u supposed to be in?

I think the meaning is fairly clear. There's a revolting, swarming mass of insects involved.

you're afraid of icky bugs?


So I finally stepped forward, and the gowned dancing Sky Man held out the chalice...and it was full of bugs!!!

Not wine!!!

Bugs!!!
2012-09-28 04:35:50 PM  
1 votes:
I was told by prominent farkers that to disparage the President in a time of War is treasonous.
2012-09-28 04:35:14 PM  
1 votes:

rabidarmadillo24: The fact that Obama hasn't sued the creators of the works mentioned in the aticle for libel and/or slander shows one of two things, either he has very thick skin (which goes against everything that I've heard), or that evertything that has been said is quantifyably true.


Or there's the fact that a public official doesn't win slander/libel suits. Probably something to do with that "freedom of speech" thing you may have heard about.

And there's also the problem with slander/libel suits in general (as far as the US goes). You have to prove what they said isn't true. Good luck proving a negative in a court of law.

How do you prove your wife isn't cheating on you? Maybe you just haven't caught her yet.

The article mentions D'Souza as a respected conservative,

Uh...what article did you read?

"A writer once considered a legitimate conservative intellectual has been reduced to sputtering "yo mama" at our president."

so one must assume that he thoroughly researched all of this information before publication. I stand convinced that Obama is fearful of the truth that has been given to the American people in this late stage of the presidential race. It will be interesting to see what kind of campaign Obama will launch to discredit D'Souza.

The books have been out for how long now? And the movie was released when?

Obama needs to get cracking if he's going to discredit this guy. Of course, he could just understand that the average nose-breathing American will know a hatchet job when they see one. Or he's just not a petty douchebag like a few of his opponents are.
2012-09-28 04:31:23 PM  
1 votes:

rabidarmadillo24: The fact that Obama hasn't sued the creators of the works mentioned in the aticle for libel and/or slander shows one of two things, either he has very thick skin (which goes against everything that I've heard), or that evertything that has been said is quantifyably true. The article mentions D'Souza as a respected conservative, so one must assume that he thoroughly researched all of this information before publication. I stand convinced that Obama is fearful of the truth that has been given to the American people in this late stage of the presidential race. It will be interesting to see what kind of campaign Obama will launch to discredit D'Souza.


Yes it can be only one of those two things !

You sir are a mastermind of unequal proportions !

Why are you not workink for Scotland Yard !?!
2012-09-28 04:27:48 PM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.

Not true.

They won't move to the center.


In the final hours of the workweek you pulled out an award for best fark post of the week
2012-09-28 04:19:44 PM  
1 votes:
I opened my front door the other day to get a package the big brown truck had left outside. A bunch of leaves or something fell on my head as I opened the screen door. Then I realized no, those are box elder bugs. We get them in the fall. But there were a lot of them. Wow. Really bad this fall.

So I got the vacuum cleaner and started vacuuming them up. Then I bumped the frame of the screen door. It's hard to describe, but the outer edge of it on the "closed" door (we have a double door) is hollow, it's a kind of a rectangular tube running the height of the door.

So I bumped it. And box elder bugs started spilling out. At least thirty or forty of them. I vacuumed them up. Then I gave a good bang on the door frame, and...ye gods...*hundreds* of them came tumbling out. They just kept tumbling out, more and more and more. That entire door frame must have been packed with them.

Hundreds and hundreds of creepy, swarming, pestilential insects. Tumbling out of their hiding place into the light, crawling and swarming. Flushed out of their hiding place into the open. A hideous, seething mass of insects.
2012-09-28 04:18:50 PM  
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Weaver95: I don't expect them to go on shooting sprees...but I do expect them to sit around and honestly not understand why they lost to Obama.


They won't sit around for too long. They'll come to the conclusion that they weren't conservative enough and they'll run Frothy in 2016, lose, and then come to the same conclusion. At some point they'll going to have to run zombie Hitler because he _might_ be far enough to the right to win.
2012-09-28 04:14:54 PM  
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Elandriel: Expolaris: The sad part is they are getting so far gone that they can't differentiate between friends and foes anymore, the beast is beginning to turn on itself.

The Daily Beast..perhaps?

*pinky to mouth*


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/Favorited as Witty Dr Evil
2012-09-28 04:13:49 PM  
1 votes:
President Obama's mother isn't the one being slandered here. Obama's sketchy past is.

My own mother, Gawd bless the evil woman, had a tremendous influence in shaping my attitude and personal philosophies. That's the point of bringing in President Obama's mama. It is relevant.
2012-09-28 04:10:17 PM  
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FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.


The one description i read on Fark a while likened the current GOP as an old dog bitten by Tea Party Rabies. They are mad, foaming at the mouth while spouting as much hate, lies, and bigotry as they can to bring home the victory. They are old and have nothing left to lose, they will burn it all to the ground if that's what it takes.You are either going with them on their mission to "save America" from the evil FartBongo or you are everything that is killing America.

The sad part is they are getting so far gone that they can't differentiate between friends and foes anymore, the beast is beginning to turn on itself.
2012-09-28 03:20:51 PM  
1 votes:
keepin it classy.
 
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