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(The Daily Beast)   Hey, do you know what would really bring swing voters back over to the Romney camp? Smearing Obama's dead mother as a pornstar whore, that's what   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 269
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2012-09-28 03:13:25 PM
the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.
 
2012-09-28 03:20:51 PM
keepin it classy.
 
2012-09-28 03:37:00 PM

FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.


Not true.

They won't move to the center.
 
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2012-09-28 03:53:08 PM

FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.


Wait until after they lose this one. I wonder how many of them will go on shooting sprees?
 
2012-09-28 03:53:34 PM

Aarontology: FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.

Not true.

They won't move to the center.


I lol'd
 
2012-09-28 03:54:12 PM

Aarontology: FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.

Not true.

They won't move to the center.


true dat.
 
2012-09-28 03:54:48 PM
So what if she was? At least she had a job.
 
2012-09-28 04:04:08 PM
Pretty bootstrappy of her if true.
 
2012-09-28 04:07:23 PM
do i dare put this link on my facebook? could be an awesome way to thin my friend's list depending on the comments i get
 
2012-09-28 04:07:45 PM
It's easy to imagine where they go once Obama wins - the Gulag
 
2012-09-28 04:08:06 PM
hmm... that sounds unlikely
 
2012-09-28 04:09:09 PM
uggh! - there will be awfulness this fall
 
2012-09-28 04:09:27 PM

vpb: FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.

Wait until after they lose this one. I wonder how many of them will go on shooting sprees?


This.
 
2012-09-28 04:10:17 PM

FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.


The one description i read on Fark a while likened the current GOP as an old dog bitten by Tea Party Rabies. They are mad, foaming at the mouth while spouting as much hate, lies, and bigotry as they can to bring home the victory. They are old and have nothing left to lose, they will burn it all to the ground if that's what it takes.You are either going with them on their mission to "save America" from the evil FartBongo or you are everything that is killing America.

The sad part is they are getting so far gone that they can't differentiate between friends and foes anymore, the beast is beginning to turn on itself.
 
2012-09-28 04:11:05 PM
When your policies are terrible and your candidate is worse, it's time to play the dozens.
 
2012-09-28 04:11:09 PM
I can let my right-wing mexican friend know about the movie. He'll drink it!
Then beat him down with his own crazy.
 
2012-09-28 04:11:38 PM

vpb: I wonder how many of them will go on shooting sprees?


More than one, I think. Get ready for the most exciting mass murders and militia standoffs since the mid 90s.
 
2012-09-28 04:12:13 PM
The disgust I have at these vile people..... ughhhhh
 
2012-09-28 04:12:29 PM

imontheinternet: When your policies are terrible and your candidate is worse, it's time to play the dozens.


Yo mama's so fat, Kenya fascist Muslim socialist death panel arugula mustard!
 
2012-09-28 04:12:55 PM
How does that fact that his mother was a whore have anything to do with him?
 
2012-09-28 04:12:59 PM

Expolaris: The sad part is they are getting so far gone that they can't differentiate between friends and foes anymore, the beast is beginning to turn on itself.


The Daily Beast..perhaps?

*pinky to mouth*
 
2012-09-28 04:13:06 PM

strapp3r: uggh! - there will be awfulness this fall


Will be?
 
2012-09-28 04:13:19 PM
What the hell is wrong with people?
 
2012-09-28 04:13:35 PM
its like they learning from mitt about how to not win an election.
 
2012-09-28 04:13:49 PM
President Obama's mother isn't the one being slandered here. Obama's sketchy past is.

My own mother, Gawd bless the evil woman, had a tremendous influence in shaping my attitude and personal philosophies. That's the point of bringing in President Obama's mama. It is relevant.
 
2012-09-28 04:14:08 PM

Grimlock2099: vpb: FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.

Wait until after they lose this one. I wonder how many of them will go on shooting sprees?

This.


Sadly, second.
 
2012-09-28 04:14:21 PM

vpb: FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.

Wait until after they lose this one. I wonder how many of them will go on shooting sprees?


I don't expect them to go on shooting sprees...but I do expect them to sit around and honestly not understand why they lost to Obama.
 
2012-09-28 04:14:24 PM

Aarontology: FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.

Not true.

They won't move to the center.


I'd say "It's funny because it's true!", except it isn't funny, it's sad.
 
2012-09-28 04:14:30 PM

kmt11: How does that fact that his mother was a whore have anything to do with him?


Because there was a multitude of strange cocks banging on his fetal skull, that's why.
 
2012-09-28 04:14:31 PM
[reads TFA]

Dinesh D'Souza is one of the more loathsome bottom feeders out there. Worse than Beck because D'Souza is considered an "intellectual".
 
2012-09-28 04:14:54 PM

Elandriel: Expolaris: The sad part is they are getting so far gone that they can't differentiate between friends and foes anymore, the beast is beginning to turn on itself.

The Daily Beast..perhaps?

*pinky to mouth*


media.tumblr.com

/Favorited as Witty Dr Evil
 
2012-09-28 04:15:18 PM
That would be f*cking amazing, a man who raised himself from the son of a whore to President of the United States. Why are Republicans pushing this narrative?

You know else who consorted with whores? Jesus Haploid Christ, that's who.
 
2012-09-28 04:15:44 PM
Is that side-by-side of Obama and Davis supposed to be showing that they look alike? Because they only do if you think all black people look the same.
 
2012-09-28 04:16:44 PM

MJMaloney187: President Obama's mother isn't the one being slandered here. Obama's sketchy past is.

My own mother, Gawd bless the evil woman, had a tremendous influence in shaping my attitude and personal philosophies. That's the point of bringing in President Obama's mama. It is relevant.


And I suppose if someone called your mother a whore, it would be your past being slandered and not her?
 
2012-09-28 04:16:57 PM
You already had a judge joking about Obama's mom working in a lab.
 
2012-09-28 04:17:05 PM

theorellior: imontheinternet: When your policies are terrible and your candidate is worse, it's time to play the dozens.

Yo mama's so fat, Kenya fascist Muslim socialist death panel arugula mustard!


Yo mama is so socialist, every worker got a piece of the pie.
 
2012-09-28 04:17:22 PM
I'm sure he doesn't honestly believe that. People say anything in order to say "BUY MY BOOK BUY MY BOOK BUY MY BOOK!"
 
2012-09-28 04:18:30 PM
Simpsons did it
 
2012-09-28 04:18:34 PM

Pinner: kmt11: How does that fact that his mother was a whore have anything to do with him?

Because there was a multitude of strange cocks banging on his fetal skull, that's why.


Strange socialist cocks.
 
2012-09-28 04:18:48 PM
Yo mama is so fascist, she puts arugula on her Death Panel.
 
2012-09-28 04:18:50 PM

Weaver95: I don't expect them to go on shooting sprees...but I do expect them to sit around and honestly not understand why they lost to Obama.


They won't sit around for too long. They'll come to the conclusion that they weren't conservative enough and they'll run Frothy in 2016, lose, and then come to the same conclusion. At some point they'll going to have to run zombie Hitler because he _might_ be far enough to the right to win.
 
2012-09-28 04:19:00 PM

MJMaloney187: President Obama's mother isn't the one being slandered here. Obama's sketchy past is.

My own mother, Gawd bless the evil woman, had a tremendous influence in shaping my attitude and personal philosophies. That's the point of bringing in President Obama's mama. It is relevant.


cdn.wl.uproxx.com
 
2012-09-28 04:19:25 PM

feffer: Is that side-by-side of Obama and Davis supposed to be showing that they look alike? Because they only do if you think all black people look the same.


Consider the target audience, and then realize....
media.skateboard.com.au
 
2012-09-28 04:19:44 PM
I opened my front door the other day to get a package the big brown truck had left outside. A bunch of leaves or something fell on my head as I opened the screen door. Then I realized no, those are box elder bugs. We get them in the fall. But there were a lot of them. Wow. Really bad this fall.

So I got the vacuum cleaner and started vacuuming them up. Then I bumped the frame of the screen door. It's hard to describe, but the outer edge of it on the "closed" door (we have a double door) is hollow, it's a kind of a rectangular tube running the height of the door.

So I bumped it. And box elder bugs started spilling out. At least thirty or forty of them. I vacuumed them up. Then I gave a good bang on the door frame, and...ye gods...*hundreds* of them came tumbling out. They just kept tumbling out, more and more and more. That entire door frame must have been packed with them.

Hundreds and hundreds of creepy, swarming, pestilential insects. Tumbling out of their hiding place into the light, crawling and swarming. Flushed out of their hiding place into the open. A hideous, seething mass of insects.
 
2012-09-28 04:20:14 PM

MJMaloney187: President Obama's mother isn't the one being slandered here. Obama's sketchy past is.

My own mother, Gawd bless the evil woman, had a tremendous influence in shaping my attitude and personal philosophies. That's the point of bringing in President Obama's mama. It is relevant.


The difference here is that, just like Obama himself, there's a version of his mother than only the denizens of Rightwingistan can see. They've created this image of her mother that suits their agenda and is useful in pushing their twisted perspective. Since she's not here to defend herself, and Obama isn't about to acknowledge the existence of these cretinous scumbags, it quickly becomes a fw:fw:fw;fw; trip through Republican Derpyville.

You just know that a pretty healthy segment of the GOP base sees his mother as a "ni@@er lovin' whore". You just KNOW it.
 
2012-09-28 04:20:28 PM
Oops - should have hotlinked that .gif - just noticing how annoying it is

/sorry kids
 
2012-09-28 04:20:33 PM

Aarontology: FlashHarry: the modern republican party is so loathsome, so vile, so.... obscene, that i now believe that there is literally nothing they would not do to win an election.

Not true.

They won't move to the center.


Not true, they will eventually wrap all the way around to the left, then keep moving right TO the center.
You are right that they will never move left.
 
2012-09-28 04:21:27 PM
Yo mama's so fat the Sarah Palin can see her from her house.
 
2012-09-28 04:21:33 PM
No surprise unfortunately.
 
2012-09-28 04:21:38 PM
At least I get to tell my grandchildren I was there when the Republican party destroyed itself.
 
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