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(Yahoo)   Not News: Business sponsors local hockey team. News: Business is a brothel. Fark: Owned by former player's mom. How much for a high-sticking?   ( divider line
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657 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Sep 2012 at 5:30 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-28 05:46:07 PM  
So subby how much does your mom charge a hour? I love to support local sports and single moms all at once.
2012-09-28 05:47:41 PM  
You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself with a prostitute, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.
2012-09-28 06:19:51 PM  
Forget high sticking, how much do I need to go five-hole?
2012-09-28 06:22:17 PM  
Three minutes in the penalty box aka "Sandpaper Sally".
2012-09-28 06:51:20 PM  
Anyone know if you can order one?
2012-09-28 06:53:37 PM
2012-09-28 06:53:44 PM  
They know how to puck.
2012-09-29 01:14:52 AM  
And just like the hockey players, the prostitutes only shower after every three periods.
2012-09-30 01:26:23 AM  
They should have a prostitute come out each game and sit in the opponent's penalty box. Then, after the game, they can put out lots of "XXX player photographed with Prostitute" headlines.
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